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The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense

People wit admission list rumors all around fb...

Smh

Belvine33:
Morning guys

Morning

Hw u doing?

mubarakopeyemi:
still observing....

Onto say u wan make FTC?

Good morning beautiful people...


Abeg...jkk guys stil dy inside sch??

I wan repair my tab ooo

mrtopeqs:
leave the agent9 alone jare..........maybe he's on a business parole

U get am

klexycole:
THAT AGENT9 Is Busy Surveying The LAND

Lol...indeed

Lordseyad:
Haha.. U reminded me of last year...

Incoming msg-- Unilorin? was like 'Wtf Kilode o..

I opened and ***** u knw the rest

Unilorin can be so funny! ... Mass msging every students cos of Dress code?

was jxt laughing-- like I get bad dressing code b4.. Dem no born me well ni..

Naso jare bro

Dm don even put one billboard for gate self...wit d dress code ishish

Alert just dy enter anyhow here


Mtn no nice ooo


But no shaking... I no dy expect any from unilorin...

Except if dy will remind me of dress code


All of una wey dy expect reasonable alert...una go get am ooo


All d best

sylvar02:
Sorry! It says your remaining easynet fixed plan bal. is 100mb

Lol

Alert na alert

jonaifame22:
locked wth heavy padlock. Lol!

Naso o my broda

Wel...she started sending msgs and begging she want to come back...she neva called

Door to my heart is locked... Gherarahere

klexycole:
Why You No Ban Me Na?
Green Thunder Dey Await You

No be me go ban u na


I no be m0d

Dem dy watch u

klexycole:
50 Hectares Of Land For Sale... Where Is My Agent9??Thread Wisely,KLEXYCOLE94 Is In Control.


















































NOT FOR SALE

All una space waster


Una neva learn from my experience abi...

Kontinue


Ban dy wait for una jejely


CC youngmilio2

Alimtoheeb:
Just peep in to say hi to my nigga ranking from my namesake abasstoheeb to rkarang, yungmilio, torilo, keyena, agent9, lordseyad and others una welldone.....and to the aspirant, i wish you best of luck, especially to those coming to the best faculty of all, ENGINEERING AND TECH(no hard feeling), you are welcome. And if you need info about engineering dept, u can beep me............

Biggest bro

Watin dy xup na


Dem loan u out ni?

Hw every every?

Yungmilio2:












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weytin dey xup?

















when i dey hustle










them dey snore














chairman







barman







foreman












gateman











u wanna be a man?







be the best man

Dont worry

U go soon chop banban

klexycole:
THREAD SOFTLY OR ELSE....!!
I'M THE CHIEF COMMANDER OF THIS PAGE...
WHEESIN OR WE SIN OR WETIN DEM DEY CALL YOU,STAY BACK!!

CC
Rkarang
Youngmilio
IDGAF
Agent9
And Others...

Commander kini?

Watin u dy command??

In a week or two.... Una go dy sing GODWIN

Dis line.. ... "i don get alert... Godwin"

The handle is @MadeOfBlaq

http://www.twitter.com/madeofblaq

mrtopeqs:
Morning oh, agent 9....

......you're supposed to be scouting for admission news for us........ain't you an agent

Ofcus i am


News coming soon


Good morning

mrtopeqs:
no oh.....I no be NSCDC nah..........??

Lol

bobo65:
How is last ship?
Got d movie, dunno if I should watch it

Last ship is a nice movie... Its abt a virus outbreak... Suspense and action movie

mrtopeqs:
I know nah......you nah boss

Abeg ooo

Na una be oga#dtop ooo

mrtopeqs:
Viewing this topic: nurex01 ( m ),
Royalty00 , DharmyYinks ( m ),
Mhizashantee1( f), haywhy911 ( m ),
sloanej , agent9 ( m ), mrtopeqs ( m ) and 3 guest(s)........please to all those viewing, if you be aspirant better start commenting on this thread like I do, cos we go soon enter September oh....your adrenaline go high when list start flowing out.


start commenting now so when tension start and your English no correct, we go know say nah mistake

Lol

I no be aspirant tho

Lordseyad:
Everywhere dey quiet today.. oluwaseun..

Dem go soon come

Lordseyad:
Mysto baba.. I sabi ya moniker.. una no get for other places.. I no like oke odo jor...

Watin do oke odo na?


Ok


Dat zoo side nko?

mrtopeqs:
space wastage ke...........if space no dey, where we for build house

I tire oo


No mind dem jare

Naso dem carry d food wey i suppose chop dis evening

mrtopeqs:
wetin you do..................snatch them wife

Dem say space wastage

wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern


The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:


1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties.

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night.

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you.

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy.

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you

My hands are clean.. .


BTW.... U be jesus??