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Romance / Re: Join Our Whatsapp Free Dating Groups by Agilityf(m): 3:23pm On Oct 22, 2018
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Romance / Re: Girls R Heartless Y by Agilityf(m): 2:38pm On Nov 03, 2016
I just don't no what to do cos even as she's living with d guy I still luv her no matter all she have done to me but d problem is she don't care about me and don't want to c me what do I do..
Romance / Re: Girls R Heartless Y by Agilityf(m): 2:23pm On Nov 03, 2016
we were still dating I only went to ABUJA for work just 5months I call her everyday I sent text and I chat her so what bad did I do too her how..? how many guys out there will still want to marry a girl noing her have removed 3babys yet I luv her and want to marry her
Romance / Girls R Heartless Y by Agilityf(m): 1:42pm On Nov 03, 2016
this is a story of my life.. I have been dating dis girl for 4years now I luv her so so much dat I gave her all I have... she take in for me I told her not to remove it but she said no dat her people will not b happy with her she went and remove d baby she still take in again and again which she still remove I was not happy with dat cos I want d baby is my blood... I travel to ABUJA to do so things and c how things will workout for us there and she was in skull she was living with me for 2years in d same room so as I went to ABUJA she now pay for d room I just came back last two weeks after 5 months and she's dating someone x even living with him God.. I went to her room to stay which she gave me d key to her room but she was with d guy she never ask me have u eating she don't even care about me no call non test from her hmmmm yesterday was her new guy birthday she came to her room and ask me to leave her room never to come back dat she don't care were am going to stay my God..... I don't no what to say again but I rely luv her and want to marry her..
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Romance / It Hurts But Is Tuer by Agilityf(m): 7:58pm On Mar 14, 2015
I will not ask you not to have sex
for
money, clothes,
cosmetics and cars. Keep fucking
every
dick you see,
continue jumping from one car to
the
other, keep the names of
all the hotels you've slept in
Uyo,lagos, you can
go ahead doing all
those sucking because you want
to be
latest babe in town, you
want to use the latest mobile
phones or
you want to wear the
clothes in vogue. Its none of my
business
and I have no issue
with what you are doing.
But the only issue I will be having
with you
is when you dare
say a man should love you for
who you are
(probably when
you are moving close to your
expired
period).
I believe any man who will marry
you must
have done
something crazy or terrible in the
past to
have get hooked with
you. You might even start
warming
yourself up by going to
church now because you might
lose you
womb in the process
after you must have aborted so
many
babies, and you are
obviously looking for a miracle to
happen...
Until you look into your future,
you will
never realize the
consequences of your present
actions..
Am expecting some ladies to
unlike this
post now because the
TRUTH is bitter.
Jokes Etc / Y Ask Dis? by Agilityf(m): 8:33pm On Jan 10, 2015
1) Prson go see U & ask U "na Ur face b dis??".......
No
na my nyash.!!
2)Prson call U 4 fone dy ask U who U be.? ...... I
be Ur
ancestors mentor.
3) Prson see U dy chop food & ask U.... Oh Boy U
dy
chop. No I dy dance.
4) U comot outside early mornin, prson see U dy
ask "U
don wake up" ......... No, I neva wake I dy lyk
waka
about wen I dy sleep.
5) U buy Ur girlfriend gift & she dy ask U..... " Dis
Gift
na 4 me.??" No, na 4 Ur neighbours I dy do charity.
6) U tell prson sy U dy bathroom & em dy ask U
"weti U
dy do dia" .... I dy bathroom dy pluck mango.
7) U approach a girl & ask for her name & she ask
U
"weti U wan use my name do"..... I wan use am do
money ritual.
cool Prson see U stand 4 queue 4 ATM & ask U "weti
U dy
do here"...... I com watch ball shea na viewing
centre b
dis.?
9) Prson see U wear better attire, wit Ur suit, tie &
polished shoe & stil ask U "U dy comot.??" ........
No I
wan go fetch water 4 back yard.
10) Prson see Cheque book 4 ur hand dy ask U "na
Cheque book be dat.??" ..... No na condom pack.
Romance / Y Ladies Not Getting Married As A Virgin by Agilityf(m): 2:01pm On Jul 19, 2014
Why Is It Dat So Many Ladies Er Not Getting
Married As A Virgin This Time, Despite Thier
Getting Married At The Tender Age Of 20 And
Below? pls tell me y
Romance / What U Need Too No Bfor U Ask Will U Marry Me by Agilityf(m): 12:38am On Jul 15, 2014
Before u marry a lady, invite her for dinner,
eat
together & watch out for the following;
*If she starts eating the meat before u it
implies that,
she would have planned for ur salary/
income b4 u collect it.
*If she wants to share the meat equally,
she
won't be
obedient to u, she will always question ur
authority.
*If she asks for juice and water, I am sorry
for you,
she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on
voicemail.
*If she has a bigger spoon than u, it
means u
can't
win any argument with her at all and she
may end up beating you one
day!
*If her mouth makes noise while eating, it
means she
can't keep secrets.
*If she asks for extra fufu, nna, you will
need blood
tonic to survive the marriage!
Romance / Wen A Girl Gives Up On You by Agilityf(m): 7:22pm On Jul 14, 2014
WHEN A GIRL GIVES UP ON YOU...
1. She will not try to catch your
attention.
2. She will not fight for you anymore.
3. She won't reply your message as
quickly anymore. 4. She won't try to keep the
conversation going anymore.
5. She will not care anymore.
6. She's no longer jealous.
7. She will flirt and talk to other guys.
8. She no longer care if you care or not
anymore.
9. She no longer goes to your profile
and whine to people about how
happy you're, talking to other girls.
10. She will give up on trying to make
you love her, because she finally realize that
she
deserves better.
and you will miss her.
Miss the way she cared about you.
Miss the way she loved you. And you
have lost her. So don't take any girls for
granted,
if you love her, let her know before
she gives up !!
Comment True if you agree!!
Romance / Is Sex Luv? by Agilityf(m): 9:48am On Jul 10, 2014
some think sex is LUV y some don't. what do u think it is? can u b in a relationship without sex? how long can u be without sex?
Romance / Ladies Will U Still Buy Brazilan Hair? Guys Will U Buy It For U Girl? by Agilityf(m): 11:22pm On Jul 08, 2014
BREAKIN NEWS TO OUR LADIES!
TO AVOID SEEING BRAZILAN RAT ONTOP OF UR
HAIR 2NIGHT SIMPLY REMOVE DAT BRAZILAN
HAIR U FIXED.. BRAZILANS ARE NO MORE
SMILIN, THANKS WE AV WARNED U OOO
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Romance / Facts About Fat And Silm Girls by Agilityf(m): 11:10pm On Jul 08, 2014
Facts about fat and silm girls
there is a big difference between a fat girls and
slim girls
1 when its cold, fat girls can make you warm
and horney. Sometimes their body temperature
increase to 80 degree to heat up the hotnes in
guys when its cold
2 slim girl cant make you warm. Sometimes
their became more liabillty to themselves
because their cant produce an energetic solar
system that can warm a guy
agree
or
disagree
Romance / My Girl Makes Me Look Like A Fool What Will I Do? by Agilityf(m): 4:03pm On Jul 08, 2014
I LUV dis girl so much wit all my heart we have been dating for four years now we re in d same school d same department but we HV a problem for some months now and she HV a new date she came back from dere house and I went to her lodge to c her DAT same day but she called d guy DAT she's coming to his house which she did and she was dere for two days bfor coming back Guys should I let her go?
Education / Re: HND vs First Degree Battle Is Now In Court by Agilityf(m): 8:25am On Jul 07, 2014
Poly Nekede is also one of d best poly in Nigeria

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