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 Sports › Re: Play This Game With 179 Odds If You Need Money Today Sunday by agoadiv(m): 11:58pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
| Sports › Re: Play This Game With 179 Odds If You Need Money Today Sunday by agoadiv(m): 10:32pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Dbetpick:Shea u don chop 38802.24 Big bros  |
| Celebrities › Re: Iceprince Wears Kids Light-up Canvas In New Photo, Fans React (photos) by agoadiv(m): 10:23pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Foolish instagram peeps b saying rubbish wen infact as soon as dat shoe start reigning na dem go get am 4 seven colors n be wearing it to church  49 Likes 3 Shares |
| Family › Re: I Saw Her Through School; Now I'm No More Qualified To Marry Her by agoadiv(m): 9:42pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
ladyF:where is ur usual quota |
| Nairaland General › Re: 10 Categories Of Okada Riders You Will See At Every Junction by agoadiv(m): 3:14pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
vlynn:is it today u know that tosyn is a copy n paste nigga   |
| Celebrities › Re: Checkout Timaya's Dope Church Outfit (Photo) by agoadiv(m): 3:11pm On Aug 16, 2015*. Modified: 9:37pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Chisos see the shoes i ordered at jumia Whoever blived dat dem mama soldier rape dat prostitute looking for name is a bitch So ordinary sex can now be taken up as rape Girls r disastrous, na timaya fit dem, he no send de bitch atall 22 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: An Experience With A Mad Woman by agoadiv(op): 3:09pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Cc lalasticlala |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Dalaz Agoadiv Chatting Zone... Akwaibom...attendance by invitation by agoadiv(op): 2:30pm On Aug 16, 2015*. Modified: 2:29pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
Welcome...... How u got here? I probably mentioned ur moniker or u just poped in like merlin  |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 2:19pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
bqlekan:Making sense.... Treat d dat girl wella ooo Mak i go back to my queenbetsy  |
| Romance › An Experience With A Mad Woman by agoadiv(op): 2:11pm On Aug 16, 2015*. Modified: 3:07pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
I thought i should share this  have funThis happened a few years ago and I thought I should share. Before this I had often wondered who impregnates mad women. Who are the men doing so? Who in their right mind sleeps with them? This encounter answered my question. Please read on. After four days at the hospital where I had an Appendicitis operation, the doctors cleared me to go home. My mum wanted to go to the bus stop and get a taxi but I declined. After four days coupled up in the hospital bed I needed some fresh air and a bit of exercise. We got to the bus stop and joined the rest of the passengers waiting for vehicles. A mad woman appeared. I have seen her a couple of times at the bus stop with other mad folks begging for money. She was tall and lean with a black torn short covering her womanhood and a yellow faded ankara thrown over her shoulder leaving her stomach and thighs bare. She moved from one passenger to the next begging for money. Finally, she stood before us,gave us a bewitching smile. "Fine Mama and fine aunty, help me with some change" she said in Igbo. I drew back to ward off the smell emanating from her unwashed body. My mother quickly opened her bag while holding her breath and brought out a 100 Naira note which she dropped on the mad woman's outstretched palm. She beamed her thanks and was about to go when a dread locked mad man on brown underwear walked up to her. She giggled like a school girl when she saw him. I glanced at my mother. She was watching them too. They struck a conversation in Igbo. Mad man: Nne, kekwanu? How re u? Mad woman: (giggles) I am fine. (Another giggle) Mad man: Did I offend u? Mad woman: Ah! Noooo! Mad man: if I didn't offend you then why didn't you visit me like u said? Mad woman: Okkkkkkk! (She scratched her hair then her buttocks) Mad man: Is it that I didn't do it well the other time? Was it painful? By then, my jaw dropped. Mama's jaw dropped even further. Mad woman: (giggles) no, you did it well Mad man: Then why didn't u come? Is not good oo Mad woman: I will come today. Yes, today. I ll come. Today The mad man grinned at her: Ok. He turned and swaggered off, his member nodding between his legs. The mad woman ran towards a yellow bus discharging some passengers and began another round of begging. My mother whispered. "Nne, please tell me that what I just saw and heard is all a dream" I cleared my throat, plied open my numb lips and replied, "No, Mama, it isn't a dream but I wish it is" We still joke and laugh about it today
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| Nairaland General › Re: 10 Categories Of Okada Riders You Will See At Every Junction by agoadiv(m): 1:55pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
tosyne2much:Who saw de semi blunder in number 5 |
| Sports › Re: Play This Game With 179 Odds If You Need Money Today Sunday by agoadiv(m): 1:14pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Dbetpick:4 ur mind 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Houseboy Injures Spinal Cord Peeping At Madam Bathing by agoadiv(m): 1:08pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
IdiAmin1:idiot they said de ladies husband is de top civil servant |
| Phones › Re: Ten(10) Applications You Must Have On Your Android Smartphone by agoadiv(m): 12:55pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
izuch:Sharp guy How many pms have u received from nairaland gurls |
| Pets › Re: Meet The World's Oldest Cat by agoadiv(m): 12:39pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
Cc lalasticlala |
| Celebrities › Re: Which Of These Is Your Best Position With Your Partner? by agoadiv(m): 1:36am On Aug 16, 2015 |
5 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Solve This Magical Mathematics And Know Your Age Through Your Phone Number by agoadiv(op): 1:03am On Aug 16, 2015 |
mysteekay:minimize |
| Politics › Re: Solve This Magical Mathematics And Know Your Age Through Your Phone Number by agoadiv(op): 1:02am On Aug 16, 2015 |
akpanikpe:anyemmi ado nsoh |
| Politics › Solve This Magical Mathematics And Know Your Age Through Your Phone Number by agoadiv(op): 1:01am On Aug 16, 2015 |
Solve dis wizard maths,this is unbelievable nd incredible!! It is real check it out. 1st.take the last digit of ur number, 2nd.multiply it by 2, 3rd add 5 to it, 4th multiply d answer by 50, 5th add 1765, 7th subtract your year of birth. the answer must be three digits, the 1st digit z d last digit of ur fone number, the last two digits is ur age, check nd prove m wrong |
| Pets › Re: Meet The World's Oldest Cat by agoadiv(m): 12:57am On Aug 16, 2015 |
Pictures |
| Crime › Re: My Cult Encounters –girl, 16, Recounts (Pictured) by agoadiv(m): 12:56am On Aug 16, 2015 |
MrRobot:Check again what rape is..... U might die 1st 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 12:31am On Aug 16, 2015 |
olajorn: |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 12:16am On Aug 16, 2015 |
olajorn:Lol We miss those weeds |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 12:15am On Aug 16, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:Lol |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 12:04am On Aug 16, 2015 |
Albekto |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 12:02am On Aug 16, 2015 |
Sabrwahaqqo:
hehehehehehehe u no well |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 12:00am On Aug 16, 2015 |
olajorn:I bin de suspect those guests viewing U rush go create dis 1 as ur hear ur name |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 11:58pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
bqlekan:Oga i salute I swear ur intro kill my moral I come de fear sef I knew i was gonna pick de wrong options I never knew i was gonna be competing with de chairman himself chai |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 11:54pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
olajorn:Oga ipledge |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season Vii (main Event,day 1) by agoadiv(m): 11:53pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
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