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TheSonOfMark:

Nfana ibaga. The interaction ado templated on the fact afo ado akop usem. The requisite numero uno ado ayeh.

Mhizkel:
Lol. How about you?

MhizDeedy:
Lol u really need cane, shey u don't want those guys to sleep well today ehn?

XavierBlue:



XavierBlue

TheSonOfMark:

Slowly but surely. We're regrouping.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Do these ladies think we came here to sell fuel?

Come make una choose una man so we can sleep peacefully! [/color]

MhizDeedy:
Ayam sorry, I did nuh type anything

Mhizkel:
Lol. Someone should complete the sentence o!

MhizDeedy:
Well for me I go with Bg

stephenqueen:
One guy drop long epistle, for hin mind hin don woo babe. The mumu dey woo guy hin no knw.




I'm just here to laugh

CLeAtHead:

ISHILO** IS HERE
*CARRIES SLEEPERS AND FLEES*

Omotayor123:

bqlekan:
Where Mhizkel now? agoadiv where you hide her...

agoadiv:
Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie

[color=#990000]Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie

To the love of my heart..

You could tie my tongue
My lips, my teeth
Split them into surrender
Into a foreign language
And I would still manage
To cough up your name.
You just need to know this is the first time I’ve ever done this without looking for an exit row.
And I’m pretty sure my seat can’t float but I’ve already fallen from the sky for you,
Already said no to the parachute,
With u m gonna be all out to face the world
Cos I'll be floating in de Mediterranean sea if u yield not to my approach.

If i culd mak ur picture de last ting every military soldier sees b4 embarking on de journey of less return
Am pretty sure some families wuld still be happily United with their fallen heros
Because ur face radiate de pure act of heavenly forgery
I look at ur dp n smile
I'll just open chrome browser n type in www.nairaland.com/mhizkel
And the beautiful countenance of a young girl appears before me
Ur face brings hope of love n thought of belonging, de bulging eyes makes u unique cos i feel m being watched by u in everything i do
Let the world knw dat there is love in loving an epitome of godesstry

[color=#990000]
M not a guy of much words, but i guarantee u multiple orgasms
I speak less, but I'll kiss u like u unleashed de beast
Romance u lik ur a newborn, taking care of all wat makes up a woman in u, I'll pull de hair of ur head till sweet thoughts abt me flies into ur brains
Baby, with u by my side I'll need no other pinkspot to bang
I'll be content in u
I just wanna be de 1 to nail that spot
On a solo mission 2 pleasures overboard,
No 1 cn juxtapose u wit any oda girl here
Cos u stand tall with ur funny n comely attitude
I see ur dp n i see a brave lady devoid of imitating bitches flooding this forum
And above all
u got de sweetest ting embedded @ de center of ur gracious frame
U got de prefect natural boobs
U got de prefect round ass ahh i just wanna pull it right away
U mak me see de pure definition of love and passionate sex
Dis did zeus see n craved to hera
Even at dat he still daydreamed n athena fell off his head.


Tinking of u makes me wanna do things
Grab ur boobs, squeeze em lik its mine
Go down on ur inbetween start by givin u a hard head underneath
encircling de already hard clits.
I'll Go down on u till ur hit with de greatest orgasm ecstasy every felt
Babe i won't even let u enjoy de 25seconds peacefully,
I'll kip brushing it,Making it de most rugged
U eva had
I'll Bleep u down, making u grab all de edges in de pleasure world.
Rock on that pussy till u'lle drop
The pinky eye pussy looking at me like its feeling ma pinky head dick
Ull b accelerating in climax Avenue
I'll keep thumping till ur head cnt contain the fast raising pleasures
Ma lips will always brush past urs barely touching it.
Whispering those dirty words of pleasures
My tongue ain't staying put
Gonna be rolling down ur skin
Babe I'll make u beckon me
To be by ur side wen u nurture de emotional misfit ur just encountering
Is gonna be de best thing dat will
Happen to u if u pick me to be de guy in ya life, I'll stand by u through dark n worrisome periods, I'll be there wen ur monthly visitor comes knocking, kissing u slowly as we laugh at de setback he is causing us
Words lack the intensity of pleasure u send to de Vaselinecrew.. I hope they don't kill themself wit self-service tho [color]
I think i should stop here cos a saying goes TELL A MAN TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF AND HE NEVER STOPS TALKING, but mine is TELL ME TO EXPLAIN MHIZKEL MY GIRL AND I NEVER STOP VIBRATING lol.. Just 1 more thing..i love u in a way that words cnt explain, words above are just a tip of de iceberg to wad i feel for U miss

Oh
I'll keep calm n love

Cc Tohpahz
Cc dygeasy
Cc mhizkel

TheSonOfMark:

Ikpa, nso afo wed a'dam? Imam a'wod.

Cutehector:
nice one agoadiv, but u seem like urmore interested in avn sex wit her.... Will u rape her

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

bqlekan:
[size=5pt]I tried keeping it real and simple.. This came directly from my heart [/size]

"Sori for ur loss dear..u and ur family needs to be very prayerful..I pray God wil help u overcome it..same happened 2me wen i..........."

↑That was HER first post on Nairaland, in those few words, I see kindness, I see love, I see pity, I see care, and most importantly, I see a strong lady who harnessed her weakness into strength.
I don't want to show [color=#990000]KEL why I should be chosen, I only want to show HER why and how I fell for HER.
I use to think a blend of beauty and brains cannot be inherent In one human, KEL'S 3000+ post on Nairaland proved me wrong. going through those posts, I had this feeling of sweetness in me. Mons Olympus can't explain the height at which I was taken. Right away, I knew my purpose in life was not just to live and leave. I knew I had to Live, Love and Leave. I just found my missing 'L' ink. KEL is the answer.
I didn't just find a lady, I found a unique and oustanding human, someone whose sense of reasoning is overwhelming. I found a lady who never takes pride in HER distinct qualities.
It is the beauty of a flower that attracts the butterfly, the wisdom in KEL'S words attracts me to HER. My heart, mind and soul craves for the flawless KEL.
Of all the stars in the universe, the brightest of them all is located 12 million light years away from us, KEL'S serene nature, and loving heart distinguish HER by 12 million light years from other ladies.
When the 'Higg's Boson' was discovered, I thought it will be the most precious thing ever, I thought nothing would ever surpass it, I was wrong. KEL'S maturity, Intelligence, dignity, beauty and decency surpasses the so called precious 'God's particle'. In KEL, I found a human far more precious than Science. I found a human whose uniqueness surpasses that of a graphene. I found love, I found all I've ever craved for in a lady.
KEL's imperfections are what qualifies HER as a perfect human. This, I'm willing to live with for the entire rest of my life.
Some men ask for jewels, some ask for models, some want angels. I want none of these, just give me a 'KEL' [/color]
[size=14pt] I LOVE YOU KEL[/size]
It took me 12 million light years to compose this.. I HOPE IT GETS TO MY STAR
Hey MHIZKEL, I want to meet MUM

Cutehector:
lmao!!!!!!!!!!! Well not bad... Adeh39 will easily fall for this

Deejavuu:


They are busy dropping babies for him, while he's busy claiming been single.. Ladies will never learn, golibe kò,gullible nì. Mtchewww.

Anna banana abi na banner, hers is even worse. Such beauty, no brain in that her yellow pawpaw head

ifyan:
True talk. But wait is this man really serious about FIFA presidency