₦airaland Forum

Berlyn:
op for your tiny mind now.. You think say nairalanders mumu like you.... Only a mad man from the north would believe this crap was'nt plan

shutup... fvcktard

fallo-win

cracked me up big time

JonSnow:
mind of a billionaire, brain of an illiterate

u deserve this

Mhizizzy:
I"all name her Gift
Or osinachi

considered amazing for gurl? jacinta? Katharina adele ?

halfricanadian:
Mine is going to be firece anaximander

have u considered phinalophi

obiorathesubtle:
if it's a Boy.. Zeus

A Girl.. Gaea


My Kids will not suffer the pains of mortality..

My children will be gods!

y not Poseidon and hera or ares and Athena or better still hermes and Aphrodite u could consider hades and nemesis too

0ubenji:
If it's a boi ..I'll name him ORIJIN..
A girl..I'll name her LA CASERA

u ate hot dog

falconey:
CAESAR boy


SARAH girl

caesar ill adopt dat for my 2nd boy

foolinlove:
Should I have children, they shall be mamed by order of birth.

First born will be called One. Second born will be called Two. And so on.

u drink palmy

dracosith:
u need surgery

u nid plastic surgery

well mine is simple.
if its a boy ill name him thiago meaning saint James


if its a gurl ill name her carmelo.



wad abt urs, lets hear it

from the YOUNGEST TO THE OLDEST

OLANNA wears the red dress and shes the teacher
AMINA wears the green dress and shes the LAWYER.



sure sure i checked the name of the oldest and saw the tribe she from, igbo amaka!!!! doctor!!!

CHIAMAKA IS THE OLDERST, SHE BE DOCTOR O, SHE COLLECT DOCTORATE, SHE THE LIKE WEAR YELLOW DRESS OL THE TIME

this is wad gej caused, he spoilt dis nation witgh too much gentlemsanism

wow... new thing learnt today

quid:
1. Igbo 2. Igbo 3. Igbo 4. Igbo 5. Igbo 6. Igbo 7. Igbo 8. Igbo 9. Igbo 10. Igbo 11. Ndi Igbo

abi o

cc lalasticlala

the most discussed thing in nigeria currently is things that is more rampant in every citizens lip,things widely discussed every passing minute of the day..a quick survey brought this terms down....

leggo

1--buharis government
this is unsurprisingly the most discussed gist in the mouth of almost every nigerian, the discuss the Good and the bad, even in the hospital, its discussed..

2--sarakis saga
this is another thing nigerians are so optimistic about, they try to get knowledge from other peoples experience in the current saga,like some man yesterday asked me to use internet and check if saraki has gone to jail already....

3--post utme
this is another widely most discussed thing in nigeria currently.... over 1.5million students wrote jamb and recently the government said they shouldn't be no post utme so almost in every home, people discussed about how admission will be offered..

4--sex
YES this in globally one of the most discussed term in the world of today, in creeks, in high places, in homes, in schools, in basically everywhere sex is discussed globally


5--fayose
this lone ranger the is a constant pain in the abdomen of todays apc government is widely in almost every political minded citizen of nigeria especially when the recent case surfaced, everybody has their eyes n ears wide open n at alert

6--MESSI
this Argentine footballer is known all over the world and is among the global most discussed individual, recently his sudden retirement from international football has made his name mentioned in almost every corner of nigeria

7--euros 2016
in todays nigeria, almost everybody keeps tab with the football world, this particular tournament is widely discussed globally among humans, and nigeria is not left out...


8--MONEY
money as we all know rules this world, everybody lives to chase money no matter how u wanna see it... money is among the top ten discussed term in the universe...

9--relationships
this is another thing that makes our top ten most discussed issue in nigeria, everywhere there is life, the is relationship n a sense of belonging among humans...

10--IPOB
As much as it might sound awkward but this is another most discussed issue in nigeria, everywhere u go, people discuss about biafra and the problems accociated with what they r fighting for, earlier this year it was the most discussed, but gradually it is losing its position in the ranking....

add yours

mejai:
chai. my dept(chemical engr). especially eng 209, thermodynamics from oga nwakudu.

bro op just scared me, am an aspirant aspiring for chemical engineering... y would they pity mi

Blackchampion:
15. Your best moment in FUTO. . . . FINALLY!!! . . . Fynestboi, Richiez, olawalebabs

bro why would they pity u if ur studying chem engr

ftc guaranteed

hrykanu231:
FRSC,

I was travelling with my very stubborn uncle(a young lawyer) to Jos. After we passed Forest we saw more than 8 FRSC officers, we were flagged down and the following ensued;

Officer: Please can we see Ur papers
My cousin: be specific with your request
Officer: your Driver's license, sir please also show us your fire extinguisher, he added.

My cousin used language and told me that his DL is OK, but his fire extinguisher is bad. But that today will determine if the money we spent on him in law sch was a waste or not.

He came down from the car and went straight to their Van leaving the officer behind who attempted to remove d key from ignition, of course I resisted him..
Next thing I heard his voice very loud, and I heard him speaking Latin or so(guess one of this their legal maxims), he continued I will sue u bla bla bla...
All of a sudden they story changed to Oga please take it easy, don't worry about the extinguisher and the asked me to beg him. They wished us safe journey.
I kept mute for a while, I now asked him what happened? He said he noticed their own fire extinguisher was also bad and their break light was bad. He now told them that they cannot judge him to have defaulted considering the state of their car and the extinguisher... I just kept nodding, I might try his concept soon

that ur brother deserves chilled orijin

youngibeh:
JUST PRAY NOT TO MEET MY TYPE OF PERSON. THAT DAY YOUR OWN DON FINISH

oga ooo, u b spy

alaskido:
I am a SPECIAL MARSHALL with RS 6.1 RIVERS STATE. FRSC officers are kind and assist road users a lot. They are better than the Nigerian Police. I will prefer a FRSC officer arrest me than the Nigerian Police.

They ensure you are safe on the road. My advise to all is to ensure whenever you are on the road to have updated vehicle papers and all the necessary accessories that the car needs. For the bribe taking that I do not know because during our joint patrols I have never seen any FRSC officer collect bribe.

maybe u havent fallen a victim because ur a special force man

adebaxton:
Was flagged down opposite an Army checkpoint on my way to Saki via Iseyin, a car of 5 passenger, I carried 10 ppl( 6 adult , 4 kids) traveling for an occasion, I told them I wanna park at the front, I sped off madderly.
I know my offence, 2 passenger at the front seat beside me, overloading, no driving license, no extinguisher, overloading.

Was hailed like a king by other vehicles that witnessed the scenario when sighted at Iseyin- saki road.

Be bold

did u also folo and act grand theft auto

mynd44,lalasticlala ur presence will be highly appreciated.

greatness22, memory142, orbs93, youngaz food is ready


cc lalasticlala pls do something

The way i finally look at nigeria government and their cluelessness

and those that prepared be like

When those that hoped it had been scrapped heard their schools will start the exams in 2weeks

brilliant students be like

when the 180 dudes finally heard their school have commenced the sales of post utme form