₦airaland Forum

kenir:
no b cloth na door blinds

rudebouy:
Hay! Hold it rite dia! Am not hia to yab any tribe oh! Am just wondering how dis dia usual marriage pattern works. I know the igbos are not the only ones dat marry dis way, but at least dem day do am well well.

How will a man who lives and works in lagos/ph just call home dat he is coming to the village by december to "pick" as in "pick" a wife, dat day shd look for one for him. And by december, he will marry d lady his ppl "picked" for him.

How can someone marry dat way? Na wa oh! As in no courting! No dating! Just cut and paste! Gbam! And d funny tin is most of dis marriages do not break up.

It makes me wonda how the igbos manage to pull dis off. I know it works mainly for village girls, does it work also work for ladies dat grew up in the city? Is it dat one person is enduring, managing or sacrificing his/her happiness so dat d marriage can last?

Am just trying to wrap my mind around the feasibility of a cut-and-paste marriage. Can someone pls enlighten me?

ronald4lif:
Actually none.

But let's assume one must choose one. The girl who spread her legs to an irresponsible fellow.

CzarChris:
Dude your crazy, I'm so stealing this ish(plagiarizing) this stuff.

stephenqueen:
I no say nah u go be the guy wey the babe bin slap cuz u be mumu of Africa

chukwubuzor123:
If you have no other reasonable thing to do why not read your books. And also Bro you really need to give your Lifeto christ

zigger:
Say no if u make a move? Are u high, she's a lesbian. Try to get her to ur bed and let her go

Lacomus:
She thinks this is west abi, she never see chum chin.

Mhizkel:
What else do you want huh? She already told you she is a lesbian and you still wanna continue the chase...Are u a learner?
Later, you will come here and ask how to deal with your lesbian girlfriend...
Wise up dude!

MzNelly:
But why are boys like this?

She's gayy....if she grabs your money and spends it on her girl lover, you'll still come here to bark about how girls are this and that.....

Tch

Bennyzino:
My people say fly wey wan chop meat wey dey fire go done before the meat.

redcliff:
Lol. When a gurl tels u shes les. Its one of two things. She wants you to back off or she really is. So find out which of them is really true

jamex93:
lolx

but na serious issue

dey even give the guy phone to call her gal friend

thunder way go fire the gal wey go try DAT one with me dey do him masters

ahsekeena:
U wanna ask make a move on a lesbian


Go ahead!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Is she the only girl on earth?

You like complicating your existence, right? [/color]

jamex93:
u no use broom flog sense enter ha head

TheSonOfMark:

She's what she is and twisted, psychotic girls like her abound on this forum.

sinaj:
hmm

midolian:
Yea..this is real drawing..unlike the one I saw yesterday that looks like sumfin I can do on my photo editor

Brugo:
As long as the OP is rich many of these Nairaland babes would not mind dating or marrying him.


50 shades of......

Naijasinglegirl:
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10. No Motivation
Our family friend is currently residing with us. Frequent trips to the labour room left her with two tipper tyres on her tummy. I told her to partner with me so both of us can work on staying fit but her attempts cracks me up. Every evening, she does only ten rounds of lazy situps and gulps down two bottles of beer immediately to re-energise her. How refreshing!

sinaj:
ya words jux told me wah u worth

sinaj:
.I dnt comment on touts thread


bounce outta thread


*screams* i wont forget to snd diz to ya illiterate sista

Orijin101:

Chai! op see ya life, you still dey 2go at diz age. SMD!!!