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400billionman:hehehehehehehe ![]() |
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Like my post at ur own peril |
Ok am the last, can i win? |
Price..... 19, 000 Fairly used just wanna sale cos i just received note 2 frm uk... Contact 07080387975 on whatsapp
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Update what wen it has de latest os |
I'll do it bro after all porn stars get fuucked bfor paid+being unclad, but no fuckkin +25,000,000 |
Broda na me n u go read this ur textbook ![]() |
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Op i love ur hairstyle,... But how am i sure op no go snap im frnd proposal come de claim am here? No hard feelings. Look up^^^^am the first to comment there n am still here.... no jealous me its called hard work |
Wow congrats, now phase one has finished, its now phase 2,adapting to each others lifestyle, beware this is de semi hardest phase before the marriage proper. Good luck.. By the way op is that water u are sipping with straw?? ![]() |
Hustling naija bois, at least beta dan going in search of a woman that will buy u car wen u marry her |
This can't happen in diamond bank! |
Ladies be sincere
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THERE IS A THIEF PUSHING UNREASONABLE TOPICS TO FRONTPAGE |
Hmmm |
sleeknick: |
Lol.... Praise the lord, he has done it again |
If this man no give me political post i don die |
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Yes!! Mercedes V butt |
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Now its no longer the president elect n vice president elect but HIS EXCELLENCY MUHAMMADU BUHARI PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA and HIS EXELLENCY PROF YEMI OSIBANJO VICE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.... this is fate! send in your congratulatory messages |
HOW THIS TOPIC MADE FRONTPAGE EVEN WITH 0 NUMBER OF REPLIES STILL BEATS MY IMAGINATION! ITS CLEARLY STATED THAT THE OP IS A BLOOODY SMOKER AND BY THE WAY,SMOKERS DON'T MAKE SENSE EXCEPT ORIJIN IS INVOLVED ![]() |
chowlade:op don't lie,i knw ur guilty n trying to make ur conscience clear...ODE |
op incase u don't know, smoking will kill u because u can't compare de foreign women to urself cos ur brain i knw is retarded ![]() |
[i]i vote for the most beautiful girl on nairaland currently, she fine pass mariola,she satisfy me pass rokiatu and she deserves de crown like seriously, i think if she contested last year jennima no for win... make twaci go siddon n contest for individual section eg romance...thank me later for de advice ![]() I VOTE TOHPAHZ this day ![]() cc.. NLjega |
“What did you just say?” I ask with hands on hips, fiery eyes, and a scowl so deep even Rizzo from Grease would be proud. Usually men are smart enough to know what not to say…usually. Especially since they already know exactly what they'd never want a girlfriend to say to them . But some boyfriend slip-ups are so frustrating that they can cause a woman to ball her fists and silently count to ten while practicing Guided Imagery mediation.[/i] Well without much ado lemme drop wad ma friend told me yesterday, i hope it would b useful 1. “Calm down." / "Relax.” Ugh. Dudes, I cannot stress this enough: directing either of these phrases at us will mean a metaphorical hail/thunder/fire/ice storm coming your way. It might not be logical, but when you say “calm down,” we're only going to rev up. A lot. 2. “How can you have so much stuff ?” We have a lot of crap, alright? We’re women. We like clothes. And makeup. And hair products . And shoes. And no, we can’t “throw out” any of it. How could you even suggest such an atrocity? Make room, men. Our stuff’s not going anywhere. 3. “I like you better without makeup.” Sure, we love to hear this when we’re in bed, stuffing our faces with puffy Cheetos while watching “Mad Men” and allowing our French Green Clay mud masks to dry. But if it’s said after we spend an hour and a half curling our hair and perfecting the cat eye/red lip combo applied just to impress you…BAD. GO STAND IN THE CORNER. 4. “You left your hair in the shower drain.” Look, guys: we have hair. And we work hard to make it pretty by purchasing expensive conditioners and flat irons. You could show a little love for it by picking out the curls in the shower drain yourself once in a while. We promise you won’t die or actually chuck up your lunch. 5.“Your hair spray/lotion/perfume smells like crap.” Um, maybe you should get your nose checked out, because no it doesn’t. But if you do think our beauty products smell bad, say it nicely and maybe we’ll replace them. For example, “The way your hair mousse smells gives me a bit of a headache,” is a much preferred alternative to "Your head stinks." 6. “You stole all the blankets in the middle of the night / took up three quarters of the bed / drooled in your sleep.” We can’t control our sleep habits, just as you can’t do much about that habitual extreme snoring. I mean, I guess we can try to work on it…but we’re not sure how, because we’re sleeping. 7. “Want to do something about it?” [wink] This is totally not the way to ask us to get you off when your little guy is poking us in the middle of a cuddle sesh. Kiss us passionately. Caress our skin. Remind us why you think we’re fabulous. And maybe then we’ll help you out there. i think she spoke the mind of em gurls...gurls is she right?? |
wow,am really gasping |
I'll sit in front n help maself with it |
op neyoo a very big fool |
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