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benkings:
na only 'and' nai I'm get

funny guy

Superleo:
The middle one.
Planning on getting 6packs.

hahahahahahahahahah

Superleo:
6packs, big dick and strong/manly face.

Bye

which one u get outta all

BrightEye:
Well no idea.

Only ladies and homosexual gents can answer it!

now dis is a sincere guy

Mathematical:
Broad chest..

just dat

trippleKAY:
Sexy body without cloths on

how sure r u

kristein:
does fish have head?

lol

dis gurl with her smal yash

dat one na fish naaa

i wanted to enter de thread n reply PisuresOrIDontBlivIt bt i see pisures n still dont bliv it

chizorsss

mohammed shekau

FTC na my problem

like seriously av been asking myself this question time without number.
i just saw a thread abt de sexiest part in females so i created dis counter thread.... over to the females..which body part in de guys turns u onnnn?





....GAY MALES UR OPINIONS NOT NEEDED PLS

Dayhorla:
U said 3 but u mentioned only 2

my broda i just saw it after posting

mirexxx:
present dear none o ur my perfect man

wait oooo,una de play love for nairaland baaa

zick19:
Only my babe can confirm if i've made any of this mistakes..... mirexxx, where art thou ?

its just a guide..nad something dat nids confirmation

kallmemrB:
how are we ever going to get married with all this list on Nairaland

Hahhhahahahahahahahahahahahsh...all na formality sha

Meeting a sexy woman creates a physical reaction in any straight male.

Some men call this physical reaction NERVOUSNESS.

Other men call it excitement or arousal.

It’s just different names for the same thing. You know – heart pounding, adrenaline up, heightened awareness.

This physical reaction will happen no matter what.

It’s built in your biology.

If you’re not careful, this feeling can cause you to make one of these 3 VERY common mistakes most guys make …

Mistake #1

Going out of your way to be “nice” or “friendly”.

This has been done in many ways, and it’s always the same error.

From “Can I buy you a drink?” to just a big smile, most guys think that the nicer they act around a pretty girl, the more likely the girl will like them.

Well, this ISN’T true.

Most women think that if you’re exceptionally friendly right off the bat, you want something.

And that something, women know, is SEX.

This freaks them out, at an unconscious level.

All you have to do to fix this mistake is to ACT NORMAL.

Not so hard, is it?

Just treat her like anyone else….

Mistake #2

Acting like a jerk.

Many guys have realized that “being nice” doesn’t work, so they attempt the opposite approach.

They act rude, condescending, or off-putting.

This strategy is just as bad.

So what do you do?

Just be yourself. Act normal.

If you are COMFORTABLE with feeling attracted with a woman, and if that attraction doesn’t change your behavior, that sends a powerful message to woman that will TURN THEM ON.

It works like magic.

Meeting a sexy woman creates a physical reaction in any straight male.

Some men call this physical reaction NERVOUSNESS.

Other men call it excitement or arousal.

It’s just different names for the same thing. You know – heart pounding, adrenaline up, heightened awareness.

This physical reaction will happen no matter what.

It’s built in your biology.

If you’re not careful, this feeling can cause you to make one of these 3 VERY common mistakes most guys make …

Mistake #1

Going out of your way to be “nice” or “friendly”.

This has been done in many ways, and it’s always the same error.

From “Can I buy you a drink?” to just a big smile, most guys think that the nicer they act around a pretty girl, the more likely the girl will like them.

Well, this ISN’T true.

Most women think that if you’re exceptionally friendly right off the bat, you want something.

And that something, women know, is SEX.

This freaks them out, at an unconscious level.

All you have to do to fix this mistake is to ACT NORMAL.

Not so hard, is it?

Just treat her like anyone else….

Mistake #2

Acting like a jerk.

Many guys have realized that “being nice” doesn’t work, so they attempt the opposite approach.

They act rude, condescending, or off-putting.

This strategy is just as bad.

So what do you do?

Just be yourself. Act normal.

If you are COMFORTABLE with feeling attracted with a woman, and if that attraction doesn’t change your behavior, that sends a powerful message to woman that will TURN THEM ON.

It works like magic.

englishmart:

That dp has been there since December 12. Don't post what You don't know

for ur confused mind

englishmart:

You have the right to remain silent for anything you do or say from henceforth, shall be regarded as bullshit

hahahahahahahahahah...i like u for this...Thanks for de laugh

englishmart:

Well it depends on the girl(s). I've actually lost count on the number of girls that have asked me out. And I can't remember saying no to any of them

mallam as u talk am finish u kukuma go change ur dp put de one dat u wear suit......chaiii

Henix:
Oga Titus

hahahahahahahahshahahhahahahahah..now money don lose

tosyne2much:
This is a counter thread. These beliefs most times are partially or totally incorrect, but because of societal norms and our culture, most ladies still believe them anyway. This misconceptions seem to be causing problems to the nation. Sometimes I ask myself if God Himself understand ladies

Just sit down and relax

MISCONCEPTIONS LADIES HAVE ABOUT GUYS

1. Every Guy Wants Kitty- Cat
The mentality of an average naija lady is that our world revolve around kitty cat which is not so. The moment we invite them over to our place just to spend time with us, they are already thinking were are up to bleep their kitty cat.

2. Tall Dudes Normally Have Long Joysticks
why on earth would you measure the size of someone's joystick by his stature ? Many ladies believe tall dudes normally have long joysticks while fat dudes normally have small joysticks. This is are not always true

3. Handsome guys Are Proud
Many ladies are always quick to refer to handsome guys as being proud not knowing that many of them are introverted and shy

4. Handsome Guys Are Promiscuous
Not all handsome guys are promiscuous. Many ladies are being brainwashed by this misconception. However, it's of no doubt that handsome dudes get attention and admiration from different female folks but that doesn't mean they resort to being promiscuous. All I know is that promiscuity has nothing to handsome or ugliness, it has to do with individual's discretion


5. Guys Are Sexually Indisciplined
NOT all guys are perverts please.. That you have come across the ones who couldn't control his urge and attempted to sexually abuse you doesn't mean that every other dude does the same thing

6. Every Guy You Woo Will Take You For Granted

Not all guys will take you for granted when express your feelings. Are you just gonna sit and fold your arms just because your friend tried it and she failed ? Many ladies have been programmed to wait for men to do the wooing even if will take eternity before men approach them.. This is a misconception that make MOST of our ladies end u in late marriage

7. All Guys Are The Same
I'm sowi, ALL GUYS are not the same.. Because you had similar break up experience with your friends doesn't mean that all guys are the same.. If all the guys that come into your life keep treating you the same way, I'm sorry you need to visit T.B Joshua for deliverance

8. A Guy That Loves You Will Go Extra Mile
A guy who truly loves you will go extra mile abi ? Hahaha !!! I laugh like GEJ.. Ladies I want you to know that it's now terribly difficult to differentiate those who truly love you from those who only want to get under your pants.. As a matter of fact, the one who truly loves you will go to an extra mile while the one who only want to get under your pant will even go to an extreme mile, funny right ? Note that there's a limit to what every poo a guy can withstand even if he's destined 4u, so dont treat a man like bag of Dangote cement and expect him to go extra mile as the expense of love

9. A Broke Guy Will Dump You As Soon As He Becomes Rich
This misconception will always cause more damage than good to our ladies. Many ladies believe that broke dudes whom you have been with them thought trying times are likely to dump you as soon as they become rich.. Though, it is through that money brings out the real characters in the lives of people but that doesn't mean that a broke niqqa must dump you when he becomes rich


10. Every Guy Trying To Be Nice Will End Up Wooing Them
Our new generation ladies are programmed to believe that every guy who offers to pay for their services will end up wooing them.. A dude meet a random lady at a shop and offers to pay for her out of kind gesture, she tries to zoom off immediately because he doesn't want the dude to ask for her phone number.. Pls for God's sake, not at guys take unnecessary opportunities of kind gesture

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

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sleemoon:
Shuo.! See dis guy ooo... My 6ta b d number 2.... Buh 2face cum use money chuk her mouth... She too cum seal mine with 20 percent.....

hahahahahahahah..ur sister na ashawo oooo n u be ashawii

Cutehector4u:
u knw say dah fruit sweet well well esp d ones wey dey slap

hhahahhahah.u funny die

holicalpha:
Lol you got me iswear

it happened to mi oooo,nairaland funny die

softnipples:
There is this cute and nice dude in my class(university). He has been close and caring about me for some time now. He finally asked me to be his girlfriend yesterday but I have this believe that something is always wrong with dating a guy in the same class, church,hostel etc.

Pls do you think anything is wrong with it?

......@ur username,pictures or i don't bliv u got a soft n!pple