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"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU HAVE A VERY POWERFUL MIND TOO, I COULDNT BELIEVE I COULD ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT I WAS READING. THE PHENOMENAL POWER OF THE HUMAN MIND ACCORDING TO A RESEARCHER AT CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY, IT DOESNT MATTER IN WHAT ORDER THE LETTERS IN A WORD ARE, THE ONLY IMPORTANT THISNG IS THAT THE FIRST AND LAST WORD BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE, THE REST CAN BE A TOTAL MESS AND YOU STILL READ IT WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM THIS IS BECAUSE THE HUMAN MIND DOES NOT READ ALL LETTERS BY ITSELF...

bored already

kekakuz:
I deserve this

u deserve kekenapep

this thing de vex me

sometimes i go just tell pesin ' oboy see de babe picsure here'
and wen i handova de phone, they b like 'heyy she fine oo, de next tin na to de scroll, i will feel like breaking their jaw

Emypresh:
Some girls are not matured...ask them this kind of question....All u get is YES, KK, AITE, NOPE, HMMMMMM etc.

this is so true

Ideas for First Date Questions.
Select a few of these questions rather than attempt to ask
them all on the same first date!


- - 1 . What sort of vacations do you like to take?
Why: Different vacation preferences or amounts of vacation
time can be a major source of ongoing incompatibility. For
example, if one person likes to take very long trips and the
other person has a more standard two weeks vacation time.


-- 2 . How was your day?
Why: This question helps establish if your date has a
positive or negative attitude? If asking this question leads to
five solid minutes of them complaining you'll know the
person sees the glass as half empty.
Also, if anything out of the ordinary has happened that might
be affecting your date’s mood, it’s good to factor this in.


-- 3 . Tell me about your friends?
Why: When you enter a relationship with someone you’re
also entering a relationship with their friends. Also, it’s nice
to give your date an opportunity to answer a question that
isn't directly about them.


-- 4. Are you a dog person,
a cat person, or neither?
Why: If one of you doesn't
like pets and the other
has 3 dogs, that's likely to
be a problem.


-- 5 . What do you like to do in your free time?
Why: Helps you find out the person's preferences and also
helps you establish if the person has any free time or if
they're a workaholic.


- - 6. Is there anything you're really passionate about?
Why: Does the person have strong feelings or are they more
easygoing and with milder feelings.


-- 7 . Do you like your job?
Why: Is the person about to make any major life changes
e.g., leave their $200K/year job to go back to
school? What's their attitude to their work? Do they see it as
a job, a vocation, or are they primarily motivated by
climbing the career ladder?


- - 8 . Are you a morning or a night person?
Why: This is primarily relevant if you're either an extreme
night or an extreme morning person.


- - 9 . Would you like a bite of my dish?
Why: This question shows you’re open to sharing. On a first
date go for a friendly tone rather than an intimate tone when
asking this question.


-- 10 . Is it too noisy in here for you?
Why: This shows you're considerate of other people's
comfort. Don’t be afraid to change plans if you arrive at a
restaurant and find it’s too noisy for a good conversation.


-- 11. Who do you live with?
Why: If they still live with their Mom or they live with 10
roommates, this tells you something about how they like to
live.


-- 12 . Are you close to your family? Or, tell me who's in your
family?
Why: Are they very involved with their family of origin? Is
this something that appeals to you or not? Are their family
intrusive?

oshe11:
hollywood beta pass dem.....




Person no say Im dn weak ooo n dat if he stands Edge go spear am bt im go stl struggle stand dey stagger so dat edge go spear am n win

na dat 1 de vex me pass, e go knw say de guy de wait make u stand up n wen e stand e go cum turn around for de guy finish

oshe11:
lolz! Mehn Wrestling is FAKE.......... ..... Even Nollywood real pass dis shit!






Dey r bunch of actors!





Used to bliv dem like 12yrs ago!

bros ur head deh dia, this guys de act film

cuteraeh:
Looks like booby lashly... Omo I stopped watching wrestling when I found out it was all scripted

omo i swear u are just like me, i sat down n pondered on de trash n i found out it was scripted... how did u go abt urs

hebehehehehehehehehe haba lwkmd

cc lalasticlala

look at this agbaya

ur girlfriend is depressed

the guy be like.... I DON DE WAIT FOR THIS DAY

ewoo

this must be accra ghana

what takes it to another level is the dad is already painting a girl child, if its 9ja de parent for don disown am esp if its first issue

obvious tiwas family member is dumber dan dumb

shock would mak me fAll inside de water cistern

de poster above me is stupid

n de 1 above de one above me is de most stupid

lol

lols, its happened to me wen i was writing waec practicals in chem, de guy shut me out cos i didnt cooperate, i almost pee on myself dat day cos twas my 9th tym of writing waec

wow this girl is beautiful...

and my sisters will be saying she can not dress

lol

watttttt

Artistree:
I used to share a flat with a guy whose girlfriend borrows anything borrowable. From pot to plate, needle, charger, buttons, pressing iron, garri name it. She even went out one day, bought bole(roasted plantain) and Pepsi, came home and knocked on my door for palm oil to eat it. Last last, the guy married someone else o!
Truthfully speaking, I get embarrassed when people ask for too many things at a time without shame cos I wasn't raised that way[b] and some people can borrow for Africa![/b]

i swear

slyIsaac:

lol

Cutehector:
Nothing to addd

guilty as charged

If you have lived in a compound that is not inhabited by you alone,you must relate to this ,

from face me I face u to banana island,Victoria island,under the bridge neighbors must always share things.
Here we roll...

1•--Matches
This tops the list,if u lived in Nigeria or still living,there is an adage that says "The closer you are to your neighbor,the lesser you buy matches" its really that common,I remember a neighbor waking me up around 11:30 to request 5match sticks

2•--Maggi
This one is also common and annoying,it stands out alone in my list,i remember living with this guy cook that disturbed me so much,the worst is he will say please give me 1 cube of knorr maggi and when i open the knorr to bring out 1 single cube he will say ahh ahhh brother samuel remember there is love in sharing

3•-- All kinds of foodstuff
Ranging from palm and groundnut oil,pepper,crayfish,onions mehn neighbors can be tasking,1 would just wake up n start borrowing everything frm rice to oil to maggi to pepper and they are off with breakfast

4•--Movies
This 1 sure brings problem between two neighbors and it also aids some sharp guy neighbors to get their longtime crush laid..how does it? when there is electricity overnight,u get a female neighbor pestering your house just to get a good movie for the night,the rest they say is history

5•--Water
I remember when i used to live with my parent,there's this guy that will always request for drinking water and bathing water,you know nigerian parents,my mum soon found out this guy doesn't fetch water in the house,so she lied in wait for him,when he finally came,mumcy finish this guy that day,i pitied him sha because he became the laughing stock of the compound

6•--kerosene
This is also common in my place,some neighbors request this quite often for their lamps,cooking and burning

7•--Cloths
Niggers where una deh??
niggers can package with their neighbors cloths like no mans business,they even collect jean,shirt,polo,sneakers,wristwatches, wristbangle,and many more,its common.

8•-- Girlfriends/Boyfriends
this sounds abnormal but it happens,i remember 1 of my friend telling me he shares girlfriend with his neighbor,i asked him how,he said when the girl comes visiting,he takes her to the guy house over night n explains to the girl that the guy is like a brother to him that she is gonna spend the night with him because he himself cant sleep outside home cos of dad n mum,de other guy being a sharp guy kontinews from where he stopped

9•--Condoms
As awkward as it sounds,niggers can relate to this,Condoms are shared especially when your girl is around and konji catch u for night but bae no gree except u use condom,na so u go de knock for pesin door like you are being chased by monsters



10•--feel free to add yours

to the ladies…

when you see a guy for the first time, what do ur eyes notice about him in a couple of 5seconds?

to the guys

When u sight a lady, what actually triggers u to follow her based on her physique ?

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