₦airaland Forum

Omeokachie:
2019 would not have been a "challenge" if you had not played deadly politics with:

1. Herdsmen and farmers issues

2. Babachir corruption scandal

3. NNPC $24b contract scandal

4. Illegal recall, reinstatement and promotion of Maina

5. Illegal promotion and recall of Yusuf who is facing corruption charges.

6. Increasing fuel prices while still paying the same subsidy you claimed never existed.

7. Controversy surrounding MTN fines that are said to have been compromised by people in your administration in exchange for bribes.

8. Kidnap of Dapchi girls, something you gained political capital from when it happened in Chibok.

9. Playing politics and using propaganda in the fight against boko haram.

10. Not having the qualification to hold the office of the President (no certificate till date).

11. Shielding of corrupt politicians that defects to your party.

12. No notable infrastructure started and completed by your administration in the last 3yrs.

13. Your nepotism, resulting Nigeria being divided than it has ever been.

14. Trying to forcefully take over people's lands for use by the killer herdsmen in the name of cattle colonies.

15. Never taking responsibility but always blaming others for your incompetence.

16. Using military for internal and illegal activities in the south while neglecting the fight against boko haram in the north where they are most needed.

17. Denying all electoral promised made. What then is the basis in trusting anything you say in future (credibility deficient).

Endison:
Though the system has been bastardized by many rotten eggs and fake attention seekers, but Not every act by politicians can be assumed to be campaign method.
He's not the governor of the state, hence you dont expect him to undertake a project of that nature.
Methinks, he is only trying to help.

My take

minasota:
Which way Nigeria

Built2last:
Listen To This Ibrahim Magu's Interview On Channels TV. The Man Is Unqualified



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr2RMG8BE_g

rxmusa:
Hmm

delugajackson:



Democracy is only as good as the character and intelligence of the electorate. [s]Both these qualities are lacking in certain parts of the country[/s].

MetroBaba1:
Snakegency, Snakegency!!

Calling On All Brigade To Report To The Reptilian Parade, Beware Of Incoming Insurgency.

Agent Puff Adder Has Being Terminated, I Repeat Terminated!

This Is Not A Drill, I Repeat This Is Not A Snake Drill. Bite Non Snakisian At Sight.

Yours Venomously,
Snakeral Lalasticlala, Python Division.
Commander Of Snakous Forces

After a shocking confession of an official of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, which claimed that a mysterious snake allegedly swallowed N36 million naira, from the Board’s vault, which she made from the sale of scratch cards, another N70m handed over to the Northern Senators Forum has been allegedly swallowed by monkeys in the farm of a ranking senator. This was revealed to newsmen by Senator Shehu Sani (APC, Kaduna) minutes after  Senator Abdullahi Adamu was removed as the chairman of Northern Senators forum.

https://cdn.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Monkeys.jpg

Senator Adamu was accused of mismanaging N70 million belonging to the Northern Senators. Shehu Sani said it was alleged that some monkeys swallowed the money. He said the money was swallowed by the monkeys at the senator’s farm. Sen. Shehu Sani, told newsmen that under Adamu’s leadership, the forum could not account for part of the money inherited from the 7th Assembly. According to him, it was alleged that the former Chairman of the Forum handed over N70 million to Adamu at the inception of the 8th assembly but part of the money cannot be accounted for. “There are some things that some of my colleagues cannot say but I’m not used to holding back what is the truth. “When we resumed as senators, Sen. Ahmed Lawan tendered the sum of N70 million to the 8th Senate. “That N70 million was monies gathered by northern senators from the 7th senate. So it was handed over to the 8th senators from northern Nigeria under the 8th Senate. “I think this country is becoming a huge joke. First of all it was the rodent that drove away the President and we now have snakes consuming about N36 million, and you now you have monkeys,” Sani said.

Mogidi:
Lets get this straight.
They want to buy two oil blocks and then become "an oil" producing state.
What are they smoking in Niger State?