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chamotex:
So u no dey watch u come dey shout like this?

Shout up i dey feel the glory

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Lawson Ajemina by name, NO 39 Agip Road mile 4 Rumueme Port Harcourt. Just need a friend true 08138098245 ajesity@yahoo.com

Pls my operating system is showing mi 27 days remaining(2 expire) i try to activate it but i have not gothen the crack key, if any one hav pls kindly post it here(windows vista home edition,AMD board)

Any one have the crack key for windows vista os AMD board, pls if anx post it here or send to my mail box ajesity@yahoo.com if work fine i wil reward u.

Hp pavillion

Pls house, i just formated my hg pavillion dv6700\dv6000 (at the monitor they put dv6000 but wen u turn it back they wrote dv700 includin the product key, of which i don't kno the main mumber.) it was windows vista b4 so i step down to xp and i visit hp sitd to download the drivers, lucky i succesfuly downloaded all but wen runin them im my lapi they are not showin any impact  such as mordem is not stil there, vga, sound system and other inportant drivers plz help

NFF EVERY BODY ARE FOOLS FOR SACKING AMUDU, what else do u guys want from him, why do u call him wen u kno that he is not good , he will plant another wil always weep it off, Coach amudu u have tried GOd will reward you AMEN

All of u that is after Amodu are all fools, coauch is not good but he take u to wc, which white man cannot do 4 u, he let u come with something in ACN, ok go and sack arsene wenger, 4 the past 5yrs have not handle any cup 2 show, Bleep u all. Amudu the best coach of eagles

I mean the drivers which i downloaded from the HP site, wen i put them inthe lappi they are not working,

(nakingson) i kno abt that virus(ahans computer), it wil rename ur recycle bin to gw bush right and wil also rename ur parents folders such as my computer, my ducuments etc. I use licence norton antivirus to kil it . Use the license one it wil get raid of it

Thanks i wil try it out

Use ftp it save time and its also user friendly. I have the full verson of it hint me if u want it ajesity@yahoo.com

Moderator get banned? What offence does he do to suen self, abeg go unban him oi

Hi sky dancer 2day is my first time of hearing abt u. And thru ur post and comments i believe u are a help to us, pls i am using hp pavilion dv6000 windows vista. So i step down to windows xp, i visit HP websites so i can download the drivers qiut all right i soccide with the downloading but while runin them in my lapi, the drivers are not making any impact in the system, such as mordem,audio,vga etc they are not there pls any solution.

Hi

God wil help us

desthan:
sauce plzzzz thank you

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Better?

Hi Sweety its being a long time how are you?

MMMMMMMMMMH JUST FOR FUN OK AM ALSO IS FAN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMh

MJ KING OF POP FOR EVER

All the same i gave GOD ALMIGHTY the grace for given us victory i just pray for GOD to make us better off in SA THANK GOD

I just hope on GOD ALMIGHTY  for Victory Amen

Am not waching but am updating my self with higlights, including Tun VS Moz

Lets pray for Moz oh

Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral,

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give you a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased.

Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.

Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.

Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.

Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.

Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.

Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.

Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tatooing on.

Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.

Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.

If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.

When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.

Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.

At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.

Get someone to call you on your cell phone during ceremony and pretend your talking to the deceased person.

Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.

Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried.

Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes.

Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased.

Write "Best before last week" on the top of the coffin when nobody is looking.

Accidentally sneeze on the deceased, and literally wipe the smile off his face.

If its a woman, spread her legs and write "Dying for a Shag" on the side of the coffin