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messpero90:
and hws d 250mb going 2 b possible?

Send me d details on whatsapp

HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please share this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth.

#COPIED

messpero90:
tanks 4 ur undastanding

Cudnt find ur name on fb bt I can give 250mb for free and u'll help me advertise for ur side and on NL

messpero90:
Apologise 4 calling u a dickhead, uve got 2 undastand dat i was just joking. My facebuk user name is PROSPER EMOR.

No probs.Its well

messpero90:
dis world now is dangerous so what do u want 4rm me? "DICKHEAD

Abt u doing business with me. Its reflected in my signature

messpero90:
i only do instagram,facebuk,twitter,skype,yookos and 2go. "DICKHEAD.

Ur Facebook username is

messpero90:
i dnt do bbm. "DICKHEAD.

Alrite, wat abt whatsapp

messpero90:
o common b serious 4 once, Dickhead.

Messpero, u know wat let's chat on bbm

messpero90:
pity u, Dickhead.

U can only pity urself not me because u are an object of pity

messpero90:
pity u, Dickhead.

U can only me because u are an object of pity

.A nice move!

messpero90:
its bcaus ure a real DICKHEAD.

U can recognise a DICKHEAD cos u are one

This is serious! Sorry

messpero90:
all d same dickhead.

Man, wats ur problem?

menice69:
wetin concern u?!No wonder ur life hasn't changed

Wait, who are u? I don't know u from Adam. What's ur problem? It obvious u need some spiritual therapy.

messpero90:
stealing in broad day light. "chai u get mind o. Dickhead.

smh.

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EnlightenedSoul:
Do you know the origin of that 'ordinance'?

'God' is a White Male somewhere between 70 and 80 with a white mane and white beard. He is clothed in a flowing white robe and wears sandals. He owns a fine piece of strictly VIP real-estate called "Heaven" and has His handsome, trimly bearded, immaculately conceived Son (who is him but also not Him) sitting on a throne to His right (there is a white dove floating to His left). The third character, the Holy Ghost, is nowhere to be found/seen (I suppose this has something to do with his ghostly nature) - but there are trumpets! Trumpets are huge deal in heaven. It is said the angels use them to play heavenly jingles, and whatnot.

That aside, throughout the centuries, Gods own have been through quite the mis-adventures. They've witnessed plagues, talking snakes, parting seas, life in the belly of a whale, near slaughter of an only child by the command of said 'God', a worldwide flood and a resultant shared voyage with pairs of millions of animals and pesky insects of all kinds, and etc etc. - but they've learned a lot a long the way. Submission was one of those things.

Most people claim it was Paul (who btw looks alot like 'God') in his white-bearded wisdom who first ordered wives to submit to husbands right after he ordered husbands and wives to submit to each other...but alas that is not the real origin of this whole submission thingamajig. The real command came from the Son himself in a story I will now illustrate to you:

'And Jesus set out toward the Mount of Olives, being lost, Mary Magdalene turned to him saying

'Rabbi, why don't you stop at one of these wells and ask for directions'

Jesus, being annoyed, said unto her

'Woman, can not you see that I wear the man robes? Why then doest thou question my navigational prowess? Nay, but let all women keep silent and do whatever the man sayeth.'

And thus he took the scenic route; across the sea of reed.'

So you see, this whole submission Ish started long before Paul had a chance to set feather and ink to parchment. And that, my friend, is the story of the true origin of your above mentioned ordinance. A-men!

Disclaimer: May contain some creative license, but no offense meant. My exposure to Christianity is limited to years at a private (catholic) school, staring at "Biblical Art", and speed reading the King James Bible many a time

And u think ur soul is enlightened? My brother, u are on d wrong side o

Acidosis:
smh

Smh too

crackhaus:
^^^


Are you not the author of this thread?

Yes I am. Hope dre is no problem?

I just hope she is truly happy



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