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BiafranBushBoy:
This is what you get from free things. Stop looking for free things, pay money and get quality.

casey77:
Good day every body in da houz.
thou my transcript is coming bit late sha,on d 12/07/2018, i n my wife went for an interview @ d USA embassy lagos branch .went thru d normal formality.
Blue paper just dey fly anyhow.there is one of d VO that look like fulani girl, that VO nor get joy @all,she dey vex badly.whn it got to my turn,ws directed to one window can't remba d numba but it ws one matured oyibo woman we met dia.

Vo:next
Me;good mornin
Vo:good mornin
Vo:y do u wanna go to d us
Wify said to spend d holiday
Vo:where in USA ar u goin to
me:i told her
Vo:wat do u do facin wify
Wify:im d bla bla of so n so company,my company is into so n so bla bla.she nor even let her xplain go anywhere ,VO face me,sir wat do u do,naim i fire down
Vo:how long hv u bn runin the business,
Me; i told her
VO:how many staff do u hv
Me:i told her
Vo:how many managers do u hav
Me:i told her,vo facing wify
Vo:how long hv u bn operatin d business
Wify:told her
Vo:do u hv computer
wify:told her n d numbers of computers
Vo:did u inherit dis business
wify:told her no
Vo:wat is d biggest job u hav handle
Wify; told her
Vo;how many staff do u hav
Wify; ttold her d numbers
VO:are u married
We:yes
Vo:any kid
We:yes
Vo:how many
We:told her
Vo:whats dia age
We:told her
Vo:y are d kids not going wit u
Wify; said dey gonna spend d holidays wit dia grandma n mayb sum other time,they gonna join us
Vo:how long u gonna spend
We:told her
Vo:wats ur budget for this trip
Me:i told her
Vo:is the money ready now
Me:yes its ready n available
Vo;ar u sure d money is ready
Me; yes ma very sure
Vo:i will approve ur visa,i'm gonna keep ur pp
She brought out white paper cycle where to pick it up.
All this while d interview ws goin on,she will look @ d computer n b typing ooooooo.
she ws jst too busy typing. Whn she said i approve d visa,She said other things but i nor com dey hear watin she dey talk again. Na so she giv us d white paper, oya quick quick we gbagba b4 she go change her mind.
she was really friendly sha

Congratulation in advance

Oyinu:
Most Nigerian applicants still don't know a VISA is a PRIVILEGE, not a RIGHT. Its like toasting a babe, take her to Transcorp hilton, she might not give you visa but if I take her to Mama Put, I might get the visa (its an analogy biko), you maybe the poster-boy for 'strong ties' but finally its the VO's decision.

Oyinu:
Now who shame catch now? If anyone cares, i still dey La Mango for GRA, Ikeja dey celebrate.
For the RECORD, i go scan our VISA and POST HERE!
I said earlier, nothing dey impossible and some haters here dey hate. Phewwwwww.
Imagine how smooth it went this morning; Oya, see the TRANSCRIPT;

VO. Good Morning, Passport Please!
SOn. Good morning Ma'am
Me. Good Morning Ma'am.
VO. wow, how're you xxxxxxx
Son. I'm good.
VO. What is your purpose of visiting the US now?
Son. Vacation.
Me. My son is already taking the spotlight,
VO. How long do you intend to stay
Me. 14days.
Son. Dad, can we stay longer please.
At this poing, she was busy typing some stuff on her screen, and dished out the confirm paper(white) and kept the passports away
VO. You may pick ur Passport in three days at blablablablabla.

deomelo:
#SAIBABA2019

Corrinthians:
Oga keep quiet!

My house was once demolished in Abuja, airport road, under El Rufai. Ayefele isn't the first and he won't be the last.

Houses and business premises have been demolished in Lagos, Abuja, Anambra, Enugu, Kaduna, Sokoto, Bayelsa, Rivers, etc. Why should this case be overly special? Did his structure violate the city plan or not? Was he given ample time to relocate or not?

Now, take your trash elsewhere and stop bothering folks who don't give a flying fvck about your insignificant opinion.

Thanks.

OboOlora:
Foolish people, using the populace to get unnecessary sympathy when they will still meet behind closed doors and share a bottle of whiskey.

Ogun kee all of them!

delzbaba:
it's like a devil has just landed in Ekiti with all this news emanating from there.

FreddyKruger:

Sharaaaap! Scammer like u.

imagrg:
Shine your eyes Nigerians. World Bank does not give out loans to cooperative societies or individuals except via the government to carry out developmental projects. Don't be fooled again!

BoneBlogger:
Honesty really pays. An award ceremony has been hosted for the two exceptional staff of Halogen Security,Francis Emepueaku and Achi Daniel, the security guards at the multi level car park of the Murtala Muhammed Int'l Airport, Lagos, who returned a bag forgotten by a passenger containing large sum of money and expensive items. 

Daniel is a father of four from Delta State while Emepueaku hails from Anambra.

With all the accolades that have trailed their uncommon display of honesty and integrity, including a commendation from President Muhammadu Buhari, for forfeiting temporary wealth to gain an enduring honour, they both seemed subdued by the ‘five minutes of fame’ when they were yesterday unveiled to the media in Lagos.

The duo were yesterday honoured by their company in recognition of their rare integrity and professionalism. Daniel and Emepueaku, in the presence of family members and friends, were awarded the sum of N250,000 each, scholarships for diploma in security management and plaque of recognition.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/08/airport-guards-who-returned-bag-of-dollars-finally-honoured-photos.html

ChiefAzubuike:
You returned a bag full of hot dollars only to be rewarded with 250k naira and a handshake?

A great man called Armit Kalantri once said
"People regret not achieving enough success in life, they should regret missing many opportunities in life."

You are a very wise man Mr Security for choosing to be a mai guard for life.

skelewu404:
how did u come out of ur cage

OmoBendel24:
No, he can't. Only Spouses, parents, siblings can. And yes, employers too in another ball game entirely....

brunobaba:
There are other accounts that their minimum balances are below 2k...pls visit any of our branches for more information.

brunobaba:
Skye bank is way better than all these other banks...open an account and thank me later.