Best signing United made in the last 3 years





was


the IT guy who broke the fax machine with De
Gea's Real Madrid transfer docs in it

checkout this guy 5 star room

Rotimi Akerodolu's bid to become the next
Governor of Ondo State has suffered a massive blow with the loss of thousands of All Progressive members (APC) members to the ruling People's Democratic Party in the state. Over 6 000 members of the APC on Thursday defected to the PDP, reports Vanguard

The defectors claimed that their decision to dump the APC was as a result of their love for the candidate of the PDP, Eyitayo Jegede

The APC defectors were led by Adebowale Olowoeye popularly known as olumose and Bidemi Oladapo.

Receiving the defectors Ondo state governor Olusegun Mimiko thanked them for their decision to join the PDP.
Represented by his chief of staff, Dr kola Ademujimi, Mimiko said the support given to his government by the people of the area is commendable,Adding that there are enough signs on ground to suggest that they will extend their unfettered support for him to the PDP candidate
Source Vanguard

Abuja - Nigeria's First Lady Aisha Buhari has been
offered an opportunity to join the People's
Democratic Party (PDP) following harsh commentary
made by her husband, President Muhammadu
Buhari, Naij reports. Following her explosive interview with the BBC's Hausa service, Aisha has been hit with a backlash,
with many criticizing her over her comments while
revoking their support. The PDP, however, has done the complete opposite,
stating its support for the First Lady while offering
her a PDP membership card.
Alhaji Abdulahhi Jalo former deputy national publicity secretary of PDP likened president Muhammadu Buhari to US presidencial candidate Donald Trump while claiming that he "Scandalized women"
Jalo stated that since Buhari claims to not know what party his wife belongs to, she should join the PDP as they are ready to give her a membership card.
"As far as am concerned she has done the work of an opposition if she decides to join us, she will have a good reception" he said.

Seun:

No, but let's not pretend that we don't know that the reason why they ask everyone to dance to the front is because it generates more money. It generates more money because of the shame factor. This shame is amplified by the number of offerings that are collected in every service.

but in my own church reverse is the case the offering baskets are passed around by urshers

before na





#Snakes but now




#Breasts #Boobs


Wats is NL turning to



FTC First to complain

Nairaland and Breast be like .......... U all kw the picture

Lol! Guys, can u remember the highest beating you got from your parents and what exactly u did wrong ?

weblord1900:
For me I'm suggesting a debate thread

That would be exciting but of only Oga seun will accept

lalasticlala come see anoda one Mrs Buhari II

weblord1900:
Comment sorting is meaningless

but it will make it easy for Nairalanders to view the most important and exciting of the comments

Hello readers,
It is a registered fact that Nairaland is the most popular and useful forum in the whole of Nigeria.
Am neither here to beef #MrSeun or to undermine his forum but just to express my opinion about some things that this noble forum NEEDS (According to me).it goes thus..,

1.BETTER STORIES HITTING FRONT PAGE:This is one of the major ones, imagine almost 90% of stories hitting front page being all these *POLITICS* *CRIMES* *CELEBRITIES* news and most of them are either sad or irrelevant.

2.MORE SMILEYS/EMOJIS: It is in my opinion that NL needs more smileys for members to express themselves with...

3.OPTION TO SHARE STORIES ON OTHER POPULAR SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS: I advise that there should be an option to share stories on other social media platforms like Facebook Twitter and Co.
This will even aid in bringing in new members who might not be aware of the Forums existence before.

4.TOPICS OF THE MONTH AWARD: This may sound strange to some fellow Nairalanders. I am not saying these awards should be backed by monetary gifts or any other kinds of compensation but just to acknowledge a very good composition, these will have a long way to go in making the writer and even readers get more zealous to put better things down. These awards can be announced at the end of the month. Hereby not makin Nairalanders waiting the whole years for the Topics of the year in each section

OTHERS INCLUDES more sporting stories hitting front page,sorting of comments by the ones with most likes (if possible [I know this is a threat to those with First to Comment Spirit] sir), other forms of punishment rather than banning for Crissakes

Thanks for the time
Adesina Akin

Readers are free to add theirs

cc lalasticlala

and u put dis 4 sports

dc

That is just the tip of an Iceberg to what we expect in this change era,,,
Sooner or later people would be using wheelBarrow
FTC

if I click that link make MTN mast fall on my head

I kw I would meet rubish and u don't disappoint me

muhamadnur:
nobody loves money more than a igbo man.

that's right and nobody loves armonition than the hausa's #Alau Ak Bomb

2GO

Aaaaa

1.Every network provider telecommunication masts na MTN own am

2.Every detergent na OMO

3.Every insecticide na Flirt

4.Every seasoning cube na Maggi

5.Every noodle na Indomie

6.Every male with outgrown beard na Alfa

7.Every person with HIV na through sex im get am

8.Every person Wey travel Malaysia na cocaine im go sell

9.Every rich hausa man na Alhaji

10.Every poor hausa man na aboki (Nowadays Boko Haram)

11.You must buy bread at the motor park whenever going to your village

12.You must be rich when you go overseas (As if they are sharing money on the plane)

13.You must finish your rice before eating the meat

14.Every upcoming artistes go dey say "Its your boy,,, Its your boy" (Please whose boy?)

15.If your wealth start increasing rapidly na through money rituals

16.If your wealth begin dey decrease na your village people dey do you

17.Rice and stew every sunday afternoon I don tire o

18.Pizza delivery are 10 times faster than when you call 999 for emergencies

19.Rain fell heavily and there is no power supply for 3 days,NEPA dey dry wire

20.When you start receiveing disturbing text messages,"Thunder fire all these MTN people" when you are even using Airtel

21.Na only Aboki dey sell suya

22.Every school Wey there pikin dey blow BIG grammar na private school Aaaaa (They don forget say honorable patrick go public o )

23.You failed an exam ("Na dat stupid invigilator"

24.Your tooth got uprooted,throw it on the roof of the house,& run around the house 7 times unless another one no go show

25.You go to church with you BB charger rather than your Bible

Thanks for the time

Free to add yours

SlaughterGang:



I don't give a fvck about Mikel and how's your Mikel doing these days?

He can't even make his regular bench.

See this one mikel had won a champions league,one Europa league,four premier league,three FA cups,Two Emirates(Carling ) Cup,...Three community Sheilds.....Wetin he won win again even Afcon Dey,olympic silver & Bronze Dey his Gallery Wetin tell me Wetin he won chop Again

if I ask the position Paul labile Pogba is playing you will all say








DMF i.e. Defensive midfielder,




But me I go say




DMF disappearing Midfielder




Lost on pitch but always at the saloon


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10 Countries You Probably Didn’t Know
Exist (See) The world they say, is a global village but
in reality it is so big a lot of people don’t
even know some countries exist on this
earth. The following countries do exist in the world
1. The Republic Of Lakotah This country is located in the middle of the United
States and it is actually the size of Syria. It
stretches over 1,600 kilometers and it is the
homeland of the Lakota Sioux, an ancient tribe
who lived there long before European colonial
settlers. The rights to land was given to the Lakota Sioux in 1868 when they signed a treaty
with the American government known as the
treaty of Laramie.
2. Transnistria This country has its own president, currency,
parliament and army and even won an
independence war in 1992. But many still believe
it is part of Moldova. It has a population of about
500,000.
3. Barotseland This country is located between Namibia,
Botswana, Zimbabwe, Zambia and Angola and
home to a diversified group of tribes. According
to history, it used to be an independent nation but was incorporated into Zambia in 1964 but they
still claim independence because they believe it was incorporated into Zambia by false pretense.
Although there was a treaty in 1964 that claimed
Barotseland was an independent nation, it was
treated as if it has not been received, this led to
tensions and the Barotseland National Council
retaliated by its independence from Zambia in March 2012.
4. Chinland Chinland is home to about 1.5 million people and
its territories originally included parts of
Myanmar, Bangladesh and India. They consist of
six major ethnic groups who speak a total of 20
languages. They have their own leaders and
national day known as the The Chin Revolution Day celebrated every 20th March of the year.
5. Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic This country is located in the Western Sahara in
Africa and they declared independence in 1976. It is recognized by the UN as a state but the rest still consider it as part of Morrocco. Morrocco and Mauritania, all lay claim to the territory resulting
in a bitter conflict. In 1979, Mauritania abandoned its claim but Morrocco still remains stubborn.
6. Abkhazia This country has a distinct ethnic population, a separate military, a government, a national bank and its own passport but it is still struggling to be considered as a country although they deem
themselves so. It was its own country in the 11th century till was subsumed into Georgia and then later into the USSR. When the USSR collapsed in
1991, it demanded to return to its medieval
borders and it won a war of independence
against Georgia in 1993.
7. Nagorno-Karabakh Republic This country is surrounded by Azerbaijan and
after the collapse of the USSR, the country
became the central focus of a war between
Azerbaijan and the region’s ethnic Armenian
majority. A truce was signed in 1994 putting
control of the region, to its inhabitants known as the Artsakh, into the hands of the ethnic
Armenians. The country has its own government,
military and even a legal constitution but
unfortunately other countries do not recognize
it’s legitimacy.
8. Balochistan Balochistan is a vast land that makes up 44% of
Pakistan and it has been clouded with turmoil for well over half a century. Baloch nationalists
believe their an independent country and even
celebrating 11th August 1947 as their
independence day. The British gave the country autonomy only for it to be overturned by
Pakistan. Since then the Pakistan government has used military force to overcome independence
uprisings in the 1950’s, 60’s and 70’s.
9. South Ossetia It’s a country with a population of 50,000
people in Georgia and in 2006 a referendum was
held that demonstrated its people’s desire to
become an independent nation. They have their
own language and are ethnically closer to the
Ossetians in Russia than their fellow Georgians. Since then they have been effectively
independent with their own President, Leonid
Tibilov.
10. The Sovereign Military Order Of Malta This country has notable recognition from other
countries around the world unlike some of the
ones mentioned above. It has political relations
with 105 countries and diplomatic relations with
another six. It even has a permanent observer
status at the United Nations but the bizarre thing is, this country has absolutely no physical
territory nor does it claim any.
What actually happened is that, Malta used to be
occupied and owned by an order of Catholic
Knights. When it was invaded by Napoleon in
1798, this order was forced to relocate to Italy where Catholic nations still continued to
recognize them as a legitimate nation and this
has continued till this day, despite the order now
only having control over two buildings in Rome.

imagine all these people waiting for results Chai

Mr OBJ this is story for the gods Mehnnnnn,
Wats the way out now that 9ja don enter one chance.
About the Selling Stuff it is out of the proper thinkin of a proper president
FTC

How to Kill Time Whether you're sitting in a waiting room,
waiting in line, or simply have twenty
minutes to kill before your next class or
appointment, you need to take advantage
of that fleeting mistress we call time. It's
not hard to beat those boredom blues if you use a little creativity! Method One of Four: Killing Time by Entertaining Yourself Close your eyes and
daydream.This is a relaxation technique that teenagers in high
school math or history classes may
have expertise at, but many adults
have forgotten how to do. They're too tense, busy, and hurried to take
time to clear their minds of life's
overflowing clutter. Take a cue from
your younger self and daydream away. Worrying does not count as
daydreaming. If you find yourself
sitting back and planning out how
your life should be going, you're
not doing it right. Some people just
aren't daydreamers -- if you're one of them, don't force it. There's
about a bajillion more tips you can
try down this page. Go outside. Have a picnic. Play frisbee. Try flying a kite. Sometimes the simplest things are the
most rewarding -- and the most
surprisingly fun. Even a walk is healthy
and entertaining! If you don't have a ton of time to
kill, just take a walk around your
neighborhood. Make an effort to be
observant -- how many things can
you spot that you never noticed
before? Think about all your senses -- what can you hear, see, smell,
touch, and taste? You might
discover something interesting. Take the don't-stare-at-your-
phone challenge. The next time you're in a group full of people who is
killing time, take note of how many
don't have their phones whipped out.
You definitely won't need a calculator.
Even the ones who know each other
will have their phones in hand and head down, playing Candy Crush, Words with
Friends, or just pretending to be texting
someone they like better. We've
become a society that doesn't engage.
RESIST. YOU CAN DO IT! Or cave and take pictures of people
staring at their phones. It's hard
being the only one with your hands
not clutching some lit-up piece of
plastic, isn't it? That way you're still
making a statement...sort of. Go bother someone. Anyone. Whenever someone asks you to do something, say "Would you like some
fries with that?" Annoying to them, but
fun for you. Annoying people is the best. Try it! Axe bombs , anyone? This one must be done with care.
Staring at people until they're
visibly uncomfortable, while fun,
can result in confrontation. Holding
your finger two inches from
someone's face while saying, "Not touching you!" is entertaining, but
risky when done with strangers.
Pick your battles. This doesn't have to be done in
person. You could always Rick roll people online or start trolling. If they have any sense at all, they'll
thank you. Find new music. If you've been listening to the same playlist of 15 songs on your iPod nano since 2004, it's
time to switch it up. Finding new music
is easier than ever before. Sites like Noisetrade.com[1] offer free music downloads from budding artists, all at
the click of a button. And being trendier
than your friends is always rewarding. You're already on Spotify and
Pandora, right? Good. Now just
make efforts to go outside your
zone of aural comfort. Gems are
just waiting to be found. Ask your
friends for ideas or look up similar artists to ones you already like on
the web. Remember these two words:
Rubik's Cube! Even if you're not the best at it, it's fun to practice! And it
makes a great conversation starter.
Sure, that conversation might be, "Oh,
hey! Rubik's cube! I can do it way faster
than you!" But it's still a conversation. Don't move the stickers and don't
look up the answers. Then you'll
just finish and have more time to
kill. But if you're going to do
it...might as well use wikiHow's Solve a Rubik's Cube article. Advertisement Method Two of Four: Killing Time by Gaining Knowledge Read a book. This should be your go-to when you have time to kill. Being well-read is a quality that will pay off multiple times daily. If you have
an oncoming wait during your day,
bring a magazine or paperback book
along with you and catch up on this
often ignored hobby. Yeah, yeah, your Kindle counts, too,
but you stare at a screen so much
already -- why not rep it old school
and bring something that smells
like the libraries of yore? Read someone else's blog. Okay, some people just don't have the book-reading mentality. Others didn't
know they'd be stuck in this time-limbo
and didn't think to bring a book with
them. If either is your case, hop online
(like you just did! Yay!) and read
someone else's blog. Odds are you'll either laugh, cry, or get to mock them
in your head extensively. Win, win,
win.If you're unsure of where to find a
good blog, you have no excuse.
Huge publications like Time
Magazine release a list of the year's best blogs annually. [2] There are even blog awards (they're called the Bloggies)![3] There's a whole world out there you're
probably missing! Talk to the people around you. Huh, talk about a crazy idea, right? So archaic and mundane. Remember the
last time you went to a Starbucks and
actually talked to someone, apart from
muttering "I need coffee and stat" to the
hipster-looking barista? After
wondering how she justified that employment choice to her hipster
friends, you sat down and spent three
hours sifting through your gmail. So
don't do that. The people around you
are much more interesting than those
angry birds of yours. This might get awkward, especially
if you don't do it right. And unless
you're British, a quick, "Wow, sure
is hot out," might just result in a
few askance looks. However,
awkward never killed anyone. If you're lucky enough to find
someone not staring at their phone,
give 'er a try. Especially if they're
cute! Study! Imagine that. You didn't come to this webpage for so- obvious-they're-not-obvious ideas, did
you? But we don't mean studying as
whipping out that textbook from 2005
you never actually opened in class but
the bookstore wouldn't take back
anyway, we mean something much more interesting -- the Internet. Sites like Memrise, Academic Earth,
Coursera and Khan Academy make
studying and learning awesome.
Pick a topic, there's something
there to learn. With videos and
graphics, even the most ADD minds will be contented. Search the internet for tutorials
or watch funny videos online. You're on wikiHow already, aren't you?
Might as well find out how to fake having a boyfriend or how to combine fruit and mayonnaise in a good way . Think of all the things you don't know
how to do! And then do them. YouTube is good too, but you might
get sidetracked with Miley Cyrus
videos and that's just risky. Stick to
VideoJug or HowCast to avoid the
temptation.

I started using Freebasics on Airtel some months ago which gave access to pictures and it can even be download the images.
But I noticed the sudden change in that has the stuff stops showing images pls HELP

SUPA STORY