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TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 2:21am On Jan 02, 2016
Vector best rapper in Nigeria.... #WellDeserved






His winnings made me remember when I first heard Olamide's Eyan Mayweather.... I be like what's this one saying, he's an hard working rapper no doubt and I respect his hustle but some rappers in Nigeria are underrated because they didn't go with the dance hall thingy all the time.



Vector na rapper abeg, God bless you Bro.
TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 2:17am On Jan 02, 2016
At 2am someone is telling us good evening... Smh #DrSid

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TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 2:16am On Jan 02, 2016
GlitzG:
Cheating Don dey enta dis tin oooo...how dem go give legendary beatz wen young Jon dey dere angry angry angry


Quote me, Ojuelegba is more successful compare to Bobo... Don't hate.

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TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 2:15am On Jan 02, 2016
Na only me never sleep for this house dey watch the so called Nigerian Grammy and all my neighbours don wake now with the volume going up suddenly angry
TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 1:49am On Jan 02, 2016
B'banj lmao grin
TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 1:44am On Jan 02, 2016
Everybody just dey show muscle.... Reminisce no even touch the award plaque, after many “eru iku” don full stage on him behalf.
TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 1:34am On Jan 02, 2016
naijaboiy:
Ambassador of gala cheesy


Bros how far na, who dey copy who now? angry
TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 1:33am On Jan 02, 2016
#Harrysong Ambassador of gala grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 1:27am On Jan 02, 2016
naijaboiy:
niyola never had an ass before? shocked

That red gown with ass shooting like that can make a man like me commit something not permitted to say here grin
TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 12:20am On Jan 02, 2016
Very classic performance by Reminisce.... Love the concept.

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TV/Movies / Re: The Red Carpet Is Set For The Headies 2015 #theheadies2015 (live Updates) by AKMoney1(m): 12:13am On Jan 02, 2016
This headies of a thing never fail to disappoint with poor sounds but dem try for the stage this year sha....

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Romance / 2015 End Of The Year EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER by AKMoney1(m): 12:18pm On Jan 01, 2016
2015 End of the Year EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER

Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant.

Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!
Advice from the invigilator: We are in 2016. Please drop all your bad genders n start accomplices of beta project...#blessin is ur name


#Stolen grin
Nairaland / General / My New Year Prayer Point For All Nairalander by AKMoney1(m): 2:30pm On Dec 30, 2015
Na when you no get money you dey know all transactions for your bank account even till recharge card cheesy but when you are truly RICH you employ graduates to monitor dem transactions for you and you pay dem heavily.....

Baba God abeg embarrass me with this kind money for this new year.. Can I hear a loud amen?
grin grin

Happy New Year in Advance..... smiley
Business / Re: Banks Stop Use Of ATM Cards Abroad #Emefieleconomics by AKMoney1(m): 9:42am On Dec 20, 2015
No more aliexpress shopping? shocked

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Celebrities / Re: When Flavour Sees Miss World 2015 Coming Out (Photo) by AKMoney1(m): 9:39am On Dec 20, 2015
Fp? **Dies**

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Family / Re: Do You Think You Are Ready For Marriage? See This by AKMoney1(m): 9:38am On Dec 20, 2015
I should be in church.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Stare At My Chest? by AKMoney1(m): 12:30am On Dec 18, 2015
mamagee3:
I have always wondered why men always stare at my breasts?

Where is the beast? angry

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Autos / Re: For Lovers Of Mercedes Benz C Class by AKMoney1(m): 7:27pm On Dec 13, 2015
honeymix77:
Mercedes benz C320 2005 model


How much is this ride boss?
Politics / Re: This Buhari's Tweet On Fuel Scarcity Under Jonathan Has Got Everyone Talking(pic by AKMoney1(m): 5:01pm On Nov 25, 2015
omolami:
Throughout Diezani/ GEJ tenure fuel was never scarce. The only time it became scarce was towards the tail end of GEJ tenure when Buhari started claiming that fuel subsidy is a ruse and that he does not know what fuel subsidy is. Therefore fuel marketers started hording the fuel since they were afraid Buhari would not support subsidy. Today Buhari is paying subsidy and fuel situation worse than ever before. Nigerians now sleep at petrol stations in order to buy fuel. What a shameless change.

Really? What about the January 2012 riots when the whole subsidy saga started?

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Autos / Re: Renewal/registration Of Vehicles @ the Cheapest Rate Ever Within 24hrs by AKMoney1(m): 12:59pm On Nov 25, 2015
johnson33:
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Sup seun, remember me?
Business / Re: Which Of Nigeria Banks Offers Zero COT On Current Account? by AKMoney1(m): 10:32pm On Nov 22, 2015
mavinc4u:


don't mind them, none of them is COT free. wait till next year as stated by CBN and you would get it free.


Really? sad
Business / Re: Which Of Nigeria Banks Offers Zero COT On Current Account? by AKMoney1(m): 6:44pm On Nov 20, 2015
espionagesavvy:
Sterling bank classic current acct offers zero cot and other amazing offers

Thanks
Business / Re: Which Of Nigeria Banks Offers Zero COT On Current Account? by AKMoney1(m): 6:43pm On Nov 20, 2015
JustKeen:
Heritage Bank is the best bet for you. All their current account products are COT free.... the only bank in Nigeria doing that for now. You can use references from Heritage Bank or other banks plus they've excellent service culture. You will be treated like a King


Thanks, I will check them out..
Business / Re: Which Of Nigeria Banks Offers Zero COT On Current Account? by AKMoney1(m): 8:04pm On Nov 19, 2015
nwolisar:
Access bank has a gold current account with zero cot, have been running it for more than a year and have not had any regrets.

Do I need references from access bank or can I use ref from other banks?

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