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See the terrorist criminal. I so much pity the foolish Nigerias that vote for this beast. Ask him if any of his children school in Nigeria or even take treatment in Nigeria. Asked this criminal is he received treatment here in Nigeria if he got the slightest headache. Nigerians should wake up the power to retrieve your country is in your heads. Fight against all this wicked politicians they're devils do not mercy for anyone of them and there families thives destiny killers

E350 has strong engine nice car

Thia country we the citizens no dey enjoyed freedom at all. Something has to be done about this wicked politicians and police EFCC they're all useless people. Buhari rule 8 complete looted hell and no body come for him. Ordinary citizens can not look good drivers good care carry dreed in peach. One day we the youth go set this country on hell fire against this useless politicians

It's alright looter's

How will a normal human being decide to join Nigeria army. It's socide a country that doesn't value human life. Leave Nigeria army for those uneducated northeners that keep voting for tribalism and religion make Dem dey die anyhow

Gbadugbakun:
You went out with your friend to the bar, you ordered for drinks, but before they brought the drinks, you went out to make a call. When you came back, your friend has already opened it for you and even poured it in the glass.

You asked him why he did that, he said the waiter wanted to use the opener for another customer so he said let him kuku open it for you.

You move the drink one side and order for another drink. Why you guys finished drinking, you paid for the drink he opened which you didn't drink along with the ones you drank.

When you get home you receive a WhatsApp from this supposed friend asking you what you see him as, that are you trying to say he was trying to poison you? You try to reply him but he has already blocked you on Whatsapp. You try to call him but it's showing busy meaning he has blocked your number as well.

Did I do something wrong. Why would you open a drink and pour it out for someone when he didn't ask you to do so?

oga you would have told him to drink from it. Did you know you embarrassed him. Just tell him oga sip from my own with joy he go sip if he didn't sip then you pay for another drink. Una no get orientation at all

Abeg make una leave woman to rest. There's hunger in the land na chop belle full dey find relationship

Carry this dirty go bush. Na bicycle una won dey ride now economy situation APC na bastard party

The price too high

Oga how much

Bro no be only you dey face this calamity you better wake up and start any side hustling even if na concrete work for site. If others explain watin Dem dey face you fit be dangote for the matter. You better calmed down

Just see watin tinubu regime dey cause . Oga no kill yourself many people dey go through worse situations then you. Abi you fit say life na Bobo 🥤 juice you better wake up and start any side hustling to keep yourself. Ode

federal9:
Those guys who do it raw with a prostitute must have been infected with many diseases, so they don't care about doing it raw with other girls.


He who is clean will never do it raw with a prostitute.

90 percent of hookup girls clean pass your girlfriend. Olosho from 40k upward no be dirty runs girl. Na Dem get the real vibes I'm never scared of knacking raw olosho from 40k upward. And who told you that your very girlfriend is not a coded olosho

Nigerian is the channel of jokes in heaven. Immediately angels are board they tune in Nigeria immediately for jokes and useless leaders

MadeINchenzen2:
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.

you be real mumu kids too full nairaland what's the meaning of this childish write up

The amount funny for this 21st century

Wahala see interior money where are you

There's nothing new there all I see is olosho waster of time energy and resources

But how will you post this kind of car for 4m see the body alone na no go area bro is there something you're not telling us

Meteng:
Any time my former girlfriend did this to me while knacking, I can’t help but scream. The feeling of my divk being squeezed to release to the last drop is out of this world

will you keep quiet ode

LoveUdie:
SEX EDUCATION 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
What is pussy locking?

Don't think pussy locking is when you close your vagina 😜. Pussy locking is the ability to make your pussy hold your hubby's penis tight during sex....🤪...

Let's go...

Pussy locking is the process of drawing your pussy in internally, while your husband's dick is inside of you, with your legs widely spread out, Locking your pussy will make your pussy wrap his dick so well that it drives him crazy, and he will be able to use his dick to touch all the walls of your pussy, lock up your pussy and allow his dick grip on.

The easiest way to learn and understand pussy locking is when you are urinating and try to stop the urine halfway, you know how you hold the urine in with your pussy, that's what pussy locking is. It's also known as kegel exercise! now, try doing exactly that when your husband's dick is inside of you, your husband will never get tired of fucking you.

This method also helps people that have a loose vagina to feel the dick, no matter the size. You don't need to close your legs for your pussy to be tight, because it won't, you will just be fooling yourself😂 biko spread your legs and lock up your pussy for maximum pleasure..🙄🙄🤪🤪🕺🕺

Most of the time when the penis is inside the vagina, if you still notice any looseness, withdraw and use cold water to wash up...I mean a very cold one😍

It makes the vagina shrink in size...

And it reduces the level of secretions that comes out from the vagina....you will still be wet but at a moderate level...👍👍👍

Pussy locking is very necessary during sex because......https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com/2024/06/married-women-sex-is-food.html

who be this Kolo again ode

Auxtan:
I will give these 10 reasons tho I could go on and on;

1. You will feel like choking when she climbs on top of you to ride.

2. She gets tired early.

3 You must suspend her legs above if you want a good penetration to be possible.

4. Her sagging breast is not as interesting as slim girls with firm boobs.

5. Your manly strength at some point will look like failing you when you try adjusting her to your favourite positions.

6. You cannot bang her in the air due to her weight being too heavy to carry.

7. She must bath before the do happen, if not the odour nobi here despite the fact she is very clean down there.

8. You cannot be able to do a number of positions due to her too much flesh will not allow penetration.

9. I don't know if it's because her pussy is too tight, she doesn't drip enough despite many minutes of romance before digging. Like the dryness demands saliva or lubricant always.

10. She gets tired early but would not want you to get tired as well. Seems like fat girls are Hot always. I get famished before morning ontop sex with this girl, because we go many rounds before morning and she'd still want more after I am dressed for the day's business.

na person wife to be you take dey practice all this nonsense

Auxtan:
I will give these 10 reasons tho I could go on and on;

1. You will feel like choking when she climbs on top of you to ride.

2. She gets tired early.

3 You must suspend her legs above if you want a good penetration to be possible.

4. Her sagging breast is not as interesting as slim girls with firm boobs.

5. Your manly strength at some point will look like failing you when you try adjusting her to your favourite positions.

6. You cannot bang her in the air due to her weight being too heavy to carry.

7. She must bath before the do happen, if not the odour nobi here despite the fact she is very clean down there.

8. You cannot be able to do a number of positions due to her too much flesh will not allow penetration.

9. I don't know if it's because her pussy is too tight, she doesn't drip enough despite many minutes of romance before digging. Like the dryness demands saliva or lubricant always.

10. She gets tired early but would not want you to get tired as well. Seems like fat girls are Hot always. I get famished before morning ontop sex with this girl, because we go many rounds before morning and she'd still want more after I am dressed for the day's business.

na person wife to be you take practice all thia nonsense. I really sorry for who dey marry non virgin. Non virgin should be for baby mama only

Curious345:
The steering rack of this car is 4.8 million naira.

Anybody buying this car or any glk is on his own

most of the molden Glk are electric once you use am swim water anyhow that steering rack can damage easily. I would always prefer Toyota or Honda for the kind street roads we get for Nigeria

largeman4u:
#lagos

oga open bunet make we see engine

Did I see 6m or maybe it was a mistake

No be small thing APC use people eye see. I'm selling this thing for 3.9

Koralords:
luck and tools my guy collect 1.4m$ 2 months ago

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