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NYSC › Re: JUST Arriving Corpers Under Punishment...LMAO...Na By Force? by Akshow: 11:56pm On Mar 05, 2013
Lol. That is the fun there. I remember babes shouting out photographer's name to pls snap them while frog jumpin in my camp, Strange but true. Thats the worst soldeirs can do in camp. I say enjoy it and dont prove stubborn cos na then you go buy job.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by Akshow: 10:56pm On Mar 05, 2013
What goes around comes around. Man u should know it feels to lost a match due to poor officiating. Howard web has wòn them several matches that way
Politics › Re: Jonathan: Nigeria Owes Obasanjo Debt Of Gratitude by Akshow: 6:20pm On Mar 05, 2013
True talk
Celebrities › Re: MIKE EZURUONYE SHOWS OUT HIS SON ON FACEBOOK by Akshow: 6:17pm On Mar 05, 2013
Son or daughter? Cute baby though
TV/Movies › Re: “Laide Bakare – My Xperience” Reality Show By Laide Bakare by Akshow: 6:10pm On Mar 05, 2013
joyli: Damn too pretty n sexy!! cool cool cool
for real? As in seriously? @topic one thing wit naija artist anything wey dem put eye if them no rubbish am dem no go hear word. Must we copy Oyinbo things? Lets see when this reality show madness will burn it self out.
Fashion › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Outfit At The Premiere Of “My Life My Damage" by Akshow: 5:41pm On Mar 05, 2013
Did she play the role of an air hostess in the movie?
Celebrities › Re: 2face & Annie Release Pre-wedding Photos by Akshow: 1:06pm On Mar 05, 2013
NICE ONE. THIS LINDA NA REAL CELEBRITY AMEBO.
Jokes Etc › Re: “I Am Now Ready For Soyinka” – Dame Jonathan by Akshow: 11:18am On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Table Leg ]I know what is going on ... wink[/quote]NO U DONT. U WERE CAUGHT IN UR SENSELESS STEEEEEWPIDITY AS USUAL SO QUIT LYING grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: “I Am Now Ready For Soyinka” – Dame Jonathan by Akshow: 11:15am On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Table Leg ]No i think both of you are the fu...cking dim-witted vagabonds here .. I know what is going on, beleedat!
When you talk about intelligence or wits, your entire lineage and unborn generation put together cant touch me with a barge pole!
Fuc....king bastards[/quote]COW LEG grin grin QUIT THE CHILDISH TANTRUM. YOU SOUND SO CRANKY LIKE A BROKEN RECORD. JERK OFF OF ZOOM OFF BEFORE I UNLEASH MY WRATH ON UR SILLY PATHETIC SELF. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Politics › Re: Femi Kuti Denies Fatherland: “I Am Not Anigerian” by Akshow: 11:09am On Mar 05, 2013
WHATEVER ROCKS UR BOAT SIR. UR TALENT IS INDISPUTABLE SO IF U WANNA BE AN AFRICAN I SAY GO ON SOUN!
Fashion › Re: Omoni Oboli & 2face On The Cover Of Redsheet Magazine’s March Issue by Akshow: 11:01am On Mar 05, 2013
MEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN TUFACE HANS DIE. THE DUDE OVER SET. AS FOR THE GAL HER HAIR LOOKS MESSY. SHE TRY SHA BUT TUBABA HANDSOMENESS OVERSHADOW HER 1000000000TIMES.
Jokes Etc › Re: “I Am Now Ready For Soyinka” – Dame Jonathan by Akshow: 10:46am On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Table Leg ]Is our "illiteracy ridden" first lady having a laugh?!
SMH!!![/quote]PROLLY TOO DULL 2READ WITHIN THE LINE AND GET THE JOKE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Happy 76th Birthday To Olusegun Obasanjo by Akshow: 10:19am On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Table Leg ]Your father, Ewu congo![/quote]UR USERNAME SAYS IT ALL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Help My GF Is Pregnant And Am Not Ready Wat Shud I Do? by Akshow: 10:16am On Mar 05, 2013
YOU NEVER READY NA IM U DE (RE IDI) SLICE PUNNY? huh huh huh huh huh ABORTION IS NOT AN OPTION. MY TWO CENT
Politics › Re: Happy 76th Birthday To Olusegun Obasanjo by Akshow: 10:01am On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Table Leg ]Fu...ck you and Olusegun Obasanjo a gazillion times![/quote]KEEP ON BARKING. EWU GAMBIA
Celebrities › Re: My Greatest Regret Is Meeting Jim Iyke – Habiba Abubakar Confesses by Akshow: 9:51am On Mar 05, 2013
MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Cries Over Late Colleagues (PHOTOS) by Akshow: 9:43am On Mar 05, 2013
nmagirl: so? what are u insinuating? have forgotten that actors/actress are humans like u and also emotional?
NA U TALK SO O. I ONLY STATED THE OBVIOUS
Politics › Re: Happy 76th Birthday To Olusegun Obasanjo by Akshow: 9:38am On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Table Leg ]OBJ, fu..ck you dude![/quote]NA UR GRAND PAPA AGE MATE U DE TELL FU...CK U SO? YOU WAN GROW OLD AT ALL huh huh huh huh huh huh
Politics › Re: Happy 76th Birthday To Olusegun Obasanjo by Akshow: 9:36am On Mar 05, 2013
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BABA!
Politics › Re: Illegal Structures Demolished In Ladipo Market by Akshow: 7:39am On Mar 05, 2013
Ride on Fashola! We are totally behind you.
Health › Re: Top 10 Most Contagious Illness. by Akshow(op): 7:33am On Mar 05, 2013
Omexonomy: @op thank you for ur effort in bringing these to nairalanders. May God continue to increase ur knwoledge so that u will do more.... Besides stop insulting political office holders.
political office holder kwa? My friend this is health section. Advice me on politics section when i insult political office holder not on a thread totally unrelated to politics. Thanks
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Cries Over Late Colleagues (PHOTOS) by Akshow: 7:04am On Mar 05, 2013
zameen: So what?
water grin
Health › Top 10 Most Contagious Illness. by Akshow(op): 5:55am On Mar 05, 2013
While nobody likes to get sick, count your blessings when all you have are the sniffles or a low-grade fever from the flu. Nobody thinks about some of the most devastating illnesses that have literally altered history due to the safety net of modern medicine, but there are many cases of diseases still today causing mass destruction, devastating large regions in extremely short periods of time.



10. Smallpox

Officially eradicated from human populations since 1979, there are still countries that require vaccination against the disease. This disease spread notoriously fast among humans and caused an unknown number of epidemics in history. Most common side effects of the disease was maculopapular rashes and skin blisters, however, due to its inhabitants in the blood vessels of the skin, mouth, and throat, it was also known to cause blindness and usually ended in death.


9. Leprosy
Caused by Mycobacterium Leprae, leprosy or Hansen’s disease affects the peripheral nerves of the body, rendering them useless. While in itself not fatal, the lack of feeling from the disease meant injury and overexposure in extreme temperatures lead to infection and death. Originally believed to lead to the loss of limbs, for several millennia leprosy caused fear resulting in those affected being outcast from society.


8. Typhoid Fever
While this disease has only a 20% fatality rate, it is one of the most contagious due to its deceptive nature. The disease’s symptoms can remain dormant for large amounts of time after infection, meaning without treatment an individual can infect untold populations without ever knowing it. Transmission occurs due to intake of contaminated food and water with human waste makes it particularly common in areas with poor sanitation.

7. Bubonic Plague
Also known as the “Black Death,” the bubonic plague is not spread by humans, but rather by fleas on rodents (namely rats). The most feared disease in the middle-ages, the plague was responsible for decimating half the European population in the 14th Century. The disease infects the lymphatic system and attacks the immune system directly, causing death in as little as four days after symptoms emerge.


6. Influenza

The flu is a historically notorious human killer. Most of its forms are highly contagious, and it attacks the respiratory system causing symptoms that can include fever, fatigue, coughing, congested sinuses, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and aching muscles. Even today, an estimated 36,000 people die from the flu in the U.S. every year.


5. Rabies
While uncommon in humans today, rabies is still a terrifying disease. With symptoms including foaming at the mouth, new fear of water, hostile delusions and violent hallucinations, the disease directly attacks the central nervous system and the brain. Spread through saliva, this strange and terrifying disease’s vaccination was developed in 1885. However, rabies still kills approximately 50,000 people a year.


4. Malaria
This particularly vicious disease attacks without warning or restraint upon infection. Spread by mosquitos, Malaria is recognized by a severe fever and headaches leading to coma and sometimes death. This disease is most common in tropical and subtropical climates and is caused by a Plasmodium parasite.


3. Giardiasis
This disease, also known as “beaver fever,” is one of the most common waterborne diseases in the U.S. Believed to be caused by beavers and other aquatic mammals that infect lakes, rivers, and reservoirs, infected water is then consumed by humans.

2. Ringworm
This highly contagious fungal infection of the skin known as Dermatophytosis, or ringworm, is mistakenly believed to be caused by a breed of parasitic worm. In fact, the disease is caused by several species of fungi and is spread through skin to skin contact.


1. H.I.V.
The Human immunodeficiency virus, or HIV, is one of the most feared epidemics in today’s society. The condition leads to AIDS and leads to the deterioration of the immune system. This means sufferers are extremely vulnerable to infections of any shape or size. The virus is transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane of the bloodstream with a bodily host fluid, most commonly transmitted through unprotected sex and use of contaminated paraphernalia amongst drug addicts.

Despite modern medicine, getting a disease is still inevitable. It is terrifying to think diseases like these still exist and are developing.

http://www.gizmocrazed.com/2013/03/top-10-most-contagious-illnesses/#ixzz2MmFHoSrc
Politics › Fifteen Great Thoughts By Chanakya by Akshow(op): 5:49am On Mar 05, 2013
1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"
2)"A person should not be too honest.Straight trees are cut first and Honestpeople are screwed first."
3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. Thisis a bitter truth."
5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Onlywhen you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."
cool"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."
9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is yourtemple."
11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."
13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."
14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
15) "Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth."
Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince Spotted With Beenie Man In Rwanda by Akshow: 5:14am On Mar 05, 2013
I have nothin reasonable to say
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Cries Over Late Colleagues (PHOTOS) by Akshow: 5:12am On Mar 05, 2013
Op, Dont forget she is a fantastic actress.
Politics › Re: Fashola A Military Governor In Civilian Uniform by Akshow: 6:52pm On Mar 04, 2013
Envy is bad o. *spits kelebe (mucus) on the thread*. Deluded clown, you can't even present a logical arguement. Pathetic low life
NYSC › Re: I Lost My Call Up Letter 15mins After Collection-pls Advice by Akshow: 4:18pm On Mar 04, 2013
Enemies are dancing gangman style in your life. Lol. On a serious move get a court affidavit or back up letter from your school.
Celebrities › Re: Ayo Adesanya Tries Removing Tattoo, Says It’s A Sin To Have It by Akshow: 3:53pm On Mar 04, 2013
Igba yi laàro ti arugbon sùnkun oko
Celebrities › Re: Benita Nzeribe Lands Multi-million Naira Aviation Deal by Akshow: 3:36pm On Mar 04, 2013
this gal wey de over act (tonto dike sister) still de? na wa o! good for her.

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