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Holyrule:
@poster,
the question is? What exactly is wrong with your phone?

The answer ;Is Called CONTACT SERVICES PROVIDER.

I want to give an example to my post.


OMO U 2 SWEET OH.
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE THE MOST GORGEOUS PRETTY ANGEL HAVE EVER MET.

And so on.

Any body here with more IDEAL,

So post it here.

huunmmm,

Notice to every one how care to post here.


Please i say to you all. This trend is not ment for aggresive report/post please.

Thankz to every body.

lol ;d ;d ;d

@ All yah
why are people not in here any more.

@ gabrywyl

No mind them jare, na only u i go fit give pass mark.
for here.

At least, check out ur translating. Its BOOM.


1).IF U DO ME I DO U GOD NO GO VEX.

means two gays are doing sex and if they do sex, they ask God to forgive them as they no fit stop temptation and both are Hot buggers after all so they hope God don't get angry


MUMMY PUSH DADDY DADDY PUSH MUMMY,SMALL TIME MUMMY FALL YAKATA, DEY COM DEY DO KERE WAWA KERE WAWA

Means that my mama and baba do tap dancing thats why they have to push each otha. Its part of the choreagraphy. Kere wawa is the name of the dance originated from Bushland.

@ malikalhaj
thankz to the post.

To ur own understanding ,what is this music from P-SQUARE and KERE WAWA all about.


IF U DO ME I DO U GOD NO GO VEX.

MUMMY PUSH DADDY DADDY PUSH MUMMY,SMALL TIME MUMMY FALL YAKATA, DEY COM DEY DO KERE WAWA KERE WAWA

Defined ur point of view here.

Please be careful wit ur post.

Which language is the most ROMANTIC LANGUAGE in terms of approaching a Lady for the first time. And she start turning on without hesitating OR saying all THIS.

, , Oh no stop it u are too funny.

, Common lets talk about something else please u are too funny

, Oh no i don't really know what to say


Lets have an intresting trend with this post of Ur kind of language here be it

BROKING , ,ENGLISH, ,IJEBE, ,IBO, ,HAUSA, ,FRENCH, ,SPANISH, ,BARDAG RY, ,CALABAR, , IBADAN. COME TO THINK OF IT.

ANY ONE AT ALL.!!!

From the first time I saw you,
       I knew I had to talk to you.
       The moment I looked into your eyes,
       I knew there was something I had to do.

I've return it cos it writing boldly that every phone have ONE YEAR GUARANTEE.

Even the last time i was there i met one of the officer at the entrance.

And explain myself to him,he told me to raise my voice so that they can help me out ,but i cant .

I only call their customer care line and the guy told me to send my SERIAL NO:
till date all en fort has been in vain.

@Musty

Mustay:
This has not been confirmed yet. The poster's allegation is presently untrue and lacks evidence.

What EVIDENCE do you want me to present ? My phone receipt or the second receipt issue to me as an evidence Incas they want to return my phone back to me, !!!

U can also go there to see the pain people go through each time they want to collect back their phone,
For the past 2 month now the phone is still there.

When u get there pretend as if u bought a phone from them and is faulty.
To see how they will attend to u.THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY DIRECT U TO THE UP STAIR.

Where their engineer's operate. The guy name is kunle. I dint want to post his phone
number here yet but if needed i will do that as Ur evidence and their costomer's care LINE too.

@dragnet
The phone model/brand is N70.

lol.

No long thing.! No long thing.!! No long thing.!!!

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A real man is a man who dare to live and die for his family.

If i was told this before then i will never belive its true because the way people go's in and come's out of the complany also encourage me too to buy from them. BUT i never knew they sell CHAINA PHONE TOO. For the sake of nairalander please and please i won't want you Guy's to FALL into their trape also .
This is a pease of advise too you all. Because till NOW my phone is still there with them.

Na wao,how u take hear their consavation if no bi say u self dey find way go THERE.

justkunmi:
@akym
what do u want to talk about on 24?
open the floor and i think i'll follow suit.
i love the show to bits

@justkunmi
The anwser to ur question is there already.
i mean about every thing you like to talk abt.
And without jack did u think Kim her daughter will be alive?

My dear Mr President. I pray 2 God 2 giv u d strenght to go on and devine healing over ur body and soul.

Let's talk about decision making and what it's take to be a great Hero like Jack And David in TWENTY FOUR-24.

Eweso ni le ooo,se alafia ni dede ara ile waa? sii mo un koja lo kim kan sofo kin mi kii dede ara ile oo.
Ede ku amumora ilu waa ilu NAIJIRIA oo. Eledumare OBA-OKE ako gbogbo wa yo o.
E ku ilede BABA-IBADAN oo. Iwaju roun ko ju sii adara EYIN ronu fi le ni baje. AMIN.


ABOMI REE O.

@ magiclove

There is no magic u can use here. What i will advise u is to get ur ENG. at all cost together with ur other suject in one sitting but i will not discorage u from writting the Post-ume if u have ur money. U can never tell, u might underproberbility be giving addmission if u score 60-66 in ur post ume Exams.


wish u best of luck.

nope

i will go with the team portugal.

Inside are words never said,
a book that was folded, a book never read.
Until you came with open arms to comfort me and block my harms,
from harms that haunt me from the past.

I know long weekends come and go, without seeing you,
but you should know where I go, you go.
You need not to worry, I will always be here.
Don't believe what you read it's nothing to fear.

You know and I know we are made for each other,
True love comes only once in a life time,
we will always have one another.

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I woke up early this morning with you on my mind,
Wondering about you, answers so hard to find.
My love for you is gifted like the sun is to the sky,
And each waking moment we are apart I sit here and cry.

@all d sailors in d house and 2 JESUS christ (*i am that i am*)
HAUMEN.