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maami, no matter what u do to her, once u say im sorry she 4gives you from the bottom of her heart
always on every side when there is a misunderstanding btw me n mt brothers
jsut not to leave any kind of jealousy or hatred among us when shes finally gone







I LOVE YOU MAAMI

alakoba

A couple have been married for 24 years and whenever they had sex the lights are always put out.
One day the wife put on the light when they were doing it and found out that her husband never had an erection and that hes been using a Love Machine for 24 YEARS of marriage then she broke out.
WIFE: U useless husband so uve been decieving me for all these years the. U impotent fool
HUSSY: then u will alsp tell the whole world how u gave birth to 4 kids.

vanguards

A man got Hot one afternoon and he seduced his secretary so they went to the secretary's apartment and had sex they both fell asleep.
The man woke up late and asked his sec to rub his shoes on the lawn she asked why but he said she shouldnt worry so she did so the boot was ridden with grass dirth and home he went
When he arrived home his wife asked about his whereabouts and he said:SORRY HONEY I CANT LIE TO YOU, U SEE I HAD SEX WITH MY SECRETARY AND I FELL ASLEEP. his wife then looked at his shoes and shouted at him: U LYING IDIOT U WENT TO PLAY GOLF AGAIN.

I think C.Ronaldo should be there and also an African. Maybe Appiah(GHANA) or Bakary Kone of CIV

A phsychiatric doctor was set to release three inmates on the recommendation of 1 of his nurse so he carried out a test on them: He never gave them food for three days, he drew a door on the wall of his office with a key hole in it .
After that he called them in and told them that food was inside that room (pointing to yhe painted door) and that the key was misplaced. Immediately he said that two of the inmates rushed to the door trying to force it open with thier heads but they hit the wall
the doctor then asked the 3rd guy why he didnt go with them and his reply was: Dont mind them they are mad they dont know that the key to the romm is with me.
DOCTOR:

yeah he won it despite not being the guy with the highest vote

please tell me the whereabouts of QUINCY OWUSU

Ronaldinho has so far been the biggest flop at this year's worldcup. People expected much from him after the champions league but he has been really a great flop
His freekicks wayward
Some of his passes bad
Defenders marked him well
AND HIS COUNTRY OUT
GHANA ought to have won but they never had luck on their side

the only thing i heard was that wenger wanted to use sol and the arsenal cash to buy martins from inter but it was rejected.
But i beleive HE IS ALREADY GONE

les bleus will win the final don't forget 98 .we atarted wit the same trend now i can't wait to beat brazil again Angry Angry Angry


zizou go Kiss Kiss
barthez no mistakes please Shocked
ribery keep dribblin Wink Wink
thuram keep breakin legs Grin Grin Grin
viera keep headin Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
sagnol keep runnin Cool Cool Cool :
henry keep breakin the traps Kiss Kiss Kiss

hello guy hope u r enjoying the world cup
i think its going to be FRANCEvsGERMANY final. What dyou think?

thanks nosu ive thought about it too and i'll make sure i do that infact i have an exam around the corner
THANKS

thank you. REALLY SPOILT imagine rooney collecting more money than C.Ronaldo at MAN U maybe that and the publicity he has in the english press gets into his head
SPOILT BRAT

my own opinion is that the rules are new and that the refs dont understand the new FIFA rules and because they are too much. I really pity the sent home refs

thats foolish talk how can u compare Zidane to jay jay

the boy must be a real JAGUDA

i think the boy should have been a nigerian

Why Do Girls Behave Like This?

When she was still in our school i found her attractive and that we were compatible so i did the normal runs. In the end she said she would have accepted if not that i was a muslim. She left in SS2 and now that we have both finished, i normaly see her at a friends place.

This friend is also my own friend although she was a female, we were just friends infact she was the one who incited my runs with her then. Now if she sees me she just do as if she doesnt all in the name of ''BIG GIRL'' i say hello to her and she answers but she never walk up to me anytime she sees me 1st.

Cos that friend of mines place also serves as a cybercafe she do come to browse but has never talked to me. Now i have stopped looking at her side and im still waiting for her next move

I don't relly know wether she has any guy and i don't know wether i should repeat my being friendly to her or i should bone her side because she don't look my side at all. All i need is you guys advice.

We gunners fan should all come together and support CESC FABREGAS' to win yhe Gillette FIFA world young best player of the year.
U can also tell others about it' we shuold not leave that guy alone after all he's done for us he only has 2% of the votes there and u all know that is bad
To vote,just visit www.fifiworldcup.com and click on gillete award there u can help him realise his dreams
EVERY VOTE COUNTS
if u have different email addresses u can use them to vote as this will help his votes increase

Like Sir Ferguson used to say Rooney is still a kid. ''That i dont believe i only think hes a hot tempered player i think he should look at his seniors' maybe Ronaldinho or Henry as they've turned to good boys in the eyes of refs.
I cant even think of Henry doing such a tackle as the one Rooney did against Portugal he even shoved away his clubmate THATS AWFUL well they r out n that serves them right

You're sick Grin it was really funny

Men are supposed to always have the edge and nigerian babes have to bear with that
But im a guy who doesnt do that all thesame BEAR WITH US

NO WAY the ''GUNNERS'' will shock everybody next seeson n u will all be surprised

World Cup 2006 Referees: What's Wrong?

The officiating has been really bad especially against african teams , this factor really affected africas effort at the tournament.
All the same GOODLUCK TO GHANA

Every one shall be surprised. U will all see the BLACK STASRA really out against BRAZIL i predict GFHANA 2-1 BRAZIL

Im in need of a nice and beautiful girl