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Technology MarketSharp 37" LED Tv by alayabi(op): 11:56am On Sep 01, 2015
I urgently need a working inverter for a Sharp 37" LED TV. I need reply please. Attached is its picture.

Romance4 Things Women NEVER Tell Their Men by alayabi(op): 5:38am On Sep 01, 2015
Okay, we know the most common one: most women lie about the “O” word. But there are other things besides that the modern woman lies about. Very often!

THEIR first gig
For most adult women, the first sexual experience is unforgettable and probably the best ever. Even if they have not kept in touch with their first man, they remember him with fondness if he did not leave them pregnant and stranded with a baby.
But will they ever tell their man this? Never.
Studies show the average woman lies about the age at which she was disvirgined, adding anything between 2 and 10 years to the age. For instance, if a woman got disvirgined at 14, she is likely to put the figure at 20 to her current man. Men, on the other hand, openly boast about their earlier sexual conquests.

That they check out other men
A man might be so close to the girl in his life that he would point out other women’s body parts that he finds attractive and everybody would have a good laugh. On the other hand, a woman would never do that. If she thinks the guy next door has a cute ass, she never, ever mentions it to the man in her life. Not only would she not mention it, she would never ever even make the blunder of oogling the attractive derriere when their man is around. Studies show women make lewd jokes about other men when they are with girlfriends just as much as men do, and they even fantasie but are great about hiding it.

That she hates cooking
A few years down the line, many relationships run into crisis on this account- many many women just do not like to cook.
In our part of the world, girls are raised not only to learn how to cook but to happily cook for other people for the rest of their lives, three times a day. If they cannot live up to that ‘simple’ responsibility, they are complete failures, especially in relationships.
Women are therefore happy to pretend to be kitchen genies at the beginning of relationships and would never admit to not just absolutely loving cooking. Rather, they prefer to give their man the impression that they live just to feed him as many times as possible in a day. Unfortunately, that impression is bound to waste when she insists of going out for dinner every so often when the relationship is established.

She does not trust him
For all her freedoms and liberation, a woman is far less likely than a man to voice her insecurities in a relationship that the other way round.
She has watched her mother look the other way more often than not. She has heard her aunt tell her uncountable times of how it’s a man’s world. She has been called names just for showing a flash of jealousy and she has been told by the census that there are more women than men.
Her girlfriends are telling her to be wise and hold on to her straying man and so while he snoops and snoops and finds nothing, she makes minimal efforts and finds everything but does she ever mention it? Never.
The reason that hot new househelp gets a shaven head and the girlfriend is told jokingly to do her top buttons up is not because she does not trust her girlfriend or the maid but because she certainly does not trust her man.
Her man might ask the question a dozen times- “honey, do you trust me?” and her answer would be a big fat lying “Yes
Educational ServicesRe: Lasgem Registration by alayabi: 6:17pm On Jun 22, 2013
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BusinessN50,000 Profit Making Business by alayabi(op): 10:41am On Jun 19, 2013
Please I would like to know what profitable business I can do with N50,000 available to me. I need concrete and reality answers.
PoliticsRe: JAMB Registrar Escapes Assassination By Whiskers by alayabi: 5:06pm On Apr 27, 2013
me_for_you: Jamb exams are not difficult. Just the bunch of secondary sch pupils we have now are a bunch of party-going, gangsteric, never-reading bafoons. There was a time the average jamb score was 300. Now it's like 70 or so


You are absolutely and 100% correct.
Even when they are admitted in the higher institution what do you see them doing - behaving childish, joining cult, speaking broken english, sagging their trousers, lady chasing etc. You will definitely know that they are not fit to be in the institution.
PoliticsRe: JAMB Registrar Escapes Assassination By Whiskers by alayabi: 11:52am On Apr 27, 2013
NnamdiN: I don't see any thing wrong with this statement o. Y'all attacking him as if all you "need" to do to gain admission in naija is to "study" hard. I know many people with very high jamb and post utme scores yet they couldn't gain admission. These f u c k e r s keep increasing the jamb fee every year as if these candidates are cash cows. Truth is, if they had succeeded, I wouldn't be sorry for him.
What is your point or Which one of the underwritten is your choice:
1. Are you saying increment of JAMB fees made applicants to fail?
2. Apart from reading or studying towards an exam, what do you need to do?
3. Will killing the Registrar enable hordes of applicants to gain admission or pass JAMB?
PoliticsRe: JAMB Registrar Escapes Assassination By Whiskers by alayabi: 10:43am On Apr 27, 2013
2 million: why won't they look for him when he keeps on frustrating thousands of students yearly
From your comment it is obvious that you are an OLODO UPON 20 shocked shocked shocked!!!

You are the type of student that will claim the teacher did not write clearly on the board for him to see when being taught that is why he (student) fails during exam or the teacher did not like him that is why the teacher deliberately failed him or the examination hall was dark that why he can't see well which made him to write jagajaga (rubbish and wrong things) on his answer sheet or the invigilator stopped him less than stipulated time or a fellow student knock him on the head hence he forgot what he has being taught before in the exam hall or the herbalist is fake that is why the medicine (ogun isoye) he used that was supposed to bring past teachings to his memory in the exam hall failed or .............

READ AND PASS YOUR JAMB EXAM!!!! embarassed embarassed embarassed
Educational ServicesRe: Lasgem Registration by alayabi: 8:23pm On Apr 26, 2013
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HealthPlease Advice by alayabi(op): 11:25pm On Apr 18, 2013
What is the health implication if a lactating mother starts menstruating?
Is 6 months after birth menstruating, not too early?
PropertiesRe: Conducive Boys Quarters For Rent In Agbara Estate by alayabi: 12:35am On Mar 01, 2013
Do you still have this property for let?
Also, do you have property within Agbara Estate for sale?
PropertiesRe: Agbara Estate by alayabi: 12:33am On Mar 01, 2013
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HealthRe: I Want To Know intimacy Enhacing Food by alayabi(op): 11:51pm On Feb 28, 2013
@ achina boy: Thanks. I think what you are recommending is kergel. I will try same.
HealthRe: I Want To Know intimacy Enhacing Food by alayabi(op): 8:22pm On Feb 28, 2013
Are you serioushuhhuh??
HealthRe: I Want To Know intimacy Enhacing Food by alayabi(op): 8:21pm On Feb 28, 2013
@ achina boy: Thanks for your response, I really appreciate it.
I am not on the fatty side because I have made it a policy to cover some distance daily by walking. Also, I have NEVER in my life and DONT drink alcohol or indulge in any isiewu eating.
HealthI Want To Know intimacy Enhacing Food by alayabi(op): 2:38pm On Feb 28, 2013
Could someone out there please tell me the local foodstuffs available within Lagos and its environs that I can eat to enhance my intimacy life. I am an active man of 54years old and I don't want to take viagra, chinese pills, alonbo, alomo etc that will have negative side effects on the body. I am making this request hence I have come to realise that my drive has dropped to a level that I am not happy about and I won't want it to affect my marital life.
Concrete, reality and mature responses with advice will be highly appeciated now.
HealthI Want To Know intimacy Enhacing Food by alayabi(op): 2:14pm On Feb 28, 2013
Could someone out there please tell me the local foodstuffs available within Lagos and its environs that I can eat to enhance my intimacy life. I am an active man of 54years old and I don't want to take viagra, chinese pills, alonbo, alomo etc that will have negative side effects on the body. I am making this request hence I have come to realise that my drive has dropped to a level that I am not happy about and I won't want it to affect my marital life.
Concrete, reality and mature responses with advice will be highly appeciated now.

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