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Religion / Re: Honey Phoenix Evarist: "Omega Fire Ministry Pastor Sexually Assaulted Me" by aldexrio(m): 2:52pm On Mar 12, 2017
I cant read call me when it reaches fp
ogbeni I has reached fp

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Car Talk / Re: #2.20kobo: First Driving Licence My Dad Acquired In 1975(Photos). by aldexrio(m): 7:58pm On Mar 11, 2017
this one you are showcasing all your father's property here hope he is aware?

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Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda's Daughter Visits Her On Set (Photo) by aldexrio(m): 7:56pm On Mar 11, 2017
what is the name of the movie?

like mother like daughter
Celebrities / Re: Susan Peters AMVCA Dress Is N1.8Million (Photos) by aldexrio(m): 1:26pm On Mar 05, 2017
Na hire she hire am. She no buy am
Celebrities / Re: Hanks Anuku Naturalizes As Ghanaian, Adopts Ghana Name 'Nana Kwame Fiifi Krakra' by aldexrio(m): 10:20pm On Mar 03, 2017
The effect of Ghanaian jollof. Someone should give him Nigerian jollof so he can return to his senses
NYSC / Re: 9 Types Of Corpers You Meet At NYSC Orientation Camp by aldexrio(m): 7:38pm On Feb 27, 2017
This na maninizer no be womanizer again

Education / Re: Pictures Of University Of Ghana, The Best University In West Africa by aldexrio(m): 3:09pm On Feb 26, 2017
Mememan:
undecided

Best wetin


Who are the idîots that did the rating



On what grounds did they do the ratings

Rubbish!
Dude stop hating. Check out the facilities they have. It should rate as one of the best
Crime / Re: 2 Female Robbers Caught In Port-Harcourt With Master Keys (Photos) by aldexrio(m): 8:43pm On Jan 30, 2017
Obascoetubi:
they may be igbo ladies
for your mind abi
Travel / Re: Man Who Survived A Ghastly Accident In Lagos Thanks God (Photo) by aldexrio(m): 10:10am On Jan 30, 2017
The guy needs to re-dedicate his life to God cos God just gave him another opportunity to live.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Catches Oyinbo Lover Having Sex, Lover Kicks Him Out (Video) by aldexrio(m): 3:47pm On Jan 29, 2017
Mayflowa:


Hahahahaha.Is the woman carrying Knife? She was even cheating with the man's friend. Such Stupedinluv fellow, he is still calling her mummy.
I think there was some else in the house maybe the womans mother he was calling mummy.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Catches Oyinbo Lover Having Sex, Lover Kicks Him Out (Video) by aldexrio(m): 3:29pm On Jan 29, 2017
Emescot:
Who else thinks the guy sounds like Bovi tho gringrin
grin grin grin grin I think he sounds more like Buchi. That cracked voice tho.

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Celebrities / Re: Sophie Momodu In Bikini, Dazzles In Vacation Pictures by aldexrio(m): 9:06pm On Jan 02, 2017
No wonder davido will say 'Dele na my boy'. He is the one paying for his niece's upkeep. So Mr Dele no vex when he calls you his boy he has reasons.

Emmm abeg Davido can I also be your boy we can start with 200k a month.

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Celebrities / Re: "Letter To My Son" - Ubi Franklin Writes His Son by aldexrio(m): 8:48pm On Jan 02, 2017
Let him sing it as a Song just like Faze's 'Letter to my brother".
Celebrities / Re: Makeup Free Rita Dominic In Swimsuit by aldexrio(m): 8:38pm On Jan 02, 2017
Mehn Jim iyke don use movie romance finish this woman. Make e come apologize to her as he apologized to Uche jumbo.
Crime / Re: Serial Rapists Of Nine Women Arrested In Lagos (photo) by aldexrio(m): 8:28pm On Jan 02, 2017
Nixiepie:
We dnt have strong/harsh law in this country.if not rapist ought to be hanged by the balls

That is murder. You want to kill them?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off His White Cars And Wads Of Cash [PICS] by aldexrio(m): 6:22pm On Jan 02, 2017
Celebrities and showing off. When they get robbed now they won't know its their fault
Forum Games / Re: Can You Spot Your Name In This Picture? by aldexrio(m): 6:17pm On Jan 02, 2017
Which of the names, my English or Nigerian name?
Romance / Re: Man Returns Lady's Number After She Played Hard To Get by aldexrio(m): 6:12pm On Jan 02, 2017
I Like this dude

Politics / Re: Solomon Dalung Drinking Tea With Bread At Bauchi Road Motor Park, Jos by aldexrio(m): 5:49pm On Jan 02, 2017
Aboki will always be an aboki
Romance / Re: 'my Boyfriend Of 4 Years Just Got Engaged' - Heartbroken Lady Shares Story by aldexrio(m): 5:45pm On Jan 02, 2017
Yoruba demons ruining ladies' lives since 1400

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Don Jazzy Offers Job Vacancy At Mavins Records by aldexrio(m): 1:18pm On Jan 02, 2017
Abeg Ndlers which Nigeria university courses fit these job vacancies. Cos me I'm so confuse if I qualify or not
Crime / Re: Pablo Escobar, One Of The Richest And Most Dangerous Drug Lords Of All Time. by aldexrio(m): 2:21am On Jan 02, 2017
Now I think I want to be a drug lord. I will start by selling panadol.

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TV/Movies / Re: Review Of Nollywood In 2016. by aldexrio(m): 10:55pm On Dec 31, 2016
Mehn Nollywood don dey better ooo
See movies. E be like say I go switch back from Hollywood

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Romance / Re: Why Ladies easily Fall For deceitful men. by aldexrio(m): 10:37pm On Dec 31, 2016
because everything abt them is deceitful from head to toe
Phones / Re: Think Twice Before You Buy Any Innjoo Product! by aldexrio(m): 10:17pm On Feb 29, 2016
Na innjoo phone I take dey read all this post ooo.
Fear don dey catch me and the phone sef.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Leaves For Qatar, Pictured With Sanusi by aldexrio(m): 6:48pm On Feb 27, 2016
Make Wakanow.com make am brand ambassador nah.

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Romance / Re: 6 Mysterious Reasons Men Always Touch Their Man-hood In Public by aldexrio(m): 10:16pm On Feb 17, 2016
fulfillbill:


Is only a hunch, no need for explanation.

Niggas don't dig dick news tho.

I'm not the original author of the post. I copied it from the link below it. So it not my "news".

Anyway thanks for your suspicion but I'm as straight as a ruler. I'm not gay.
Romance / Re: 6 Mysterious Reasons Men Always Touch Their Man-hood In Public by aldexrio(m): 10:04pm On Feb 17, 2016
fulfillbill:
I think Op is gay
*suspecting*
Explain your suspicion.
Romance / Re: 6 Mysterious Reasons Men Always Touch Their Man-hood In Public by aldexrio(m): 9:50pm On Feb 17, 2016
tobisco29:
Even the topic is disgusting...I suspect this guy

wetin the guy do you?
Romance / Re: 6 Mysterious Reasons Men Always Touch Their Man-hood In Public by aldexrio(m): 9:15pm On Feb 17, 2016
cruzita:
so that thing dey disturb una?why not cut it and keep it at home when u come back u fix it back

Ah abeg ooo. You wan kill person.
Romance / Re: 6 Mysterious Reasons Men Always Touch Their Man-hood In Public by aldexrio(m): 6:46pm On Feb 17, 2016
You can add other reasons why you do so too.
Romance / 6 Mysterious Reasons Men Always Touch Their Man-hood In Public by aldexrio(m): 6:45pm On Feb 17, 2016
Here are a few reasons why we’re constantly rooting around down there:

1. We get itchy down there

Your junk gets itchy just like any other part of your body—and when it itches, it’s every bit as excruciating. (Even worse if you have jock itch, which is athlete’s foot on the groin area.) It’s just a more noticeable area to scratch. I could have my eyes locked with a colleague talking about project deliverables while absent-mindedly itching my forearm, and she wouldn’t think anything of it. But substitute the forearm for my balls, and all of a sudden I’m an HR nightmare.

2. To keep it in place

I started wearing boxer-briefs around puberty to keep my junk in place, but that was only like plugging a hole in a dam with a handkerchief in that it only fleetingly solves the problem. Sometimes, it’ll be slung awkwardly to the right or the left, and it especially needs some adjusting anytime you move to cross your legs. If you cross your legs and your testicles aren’t in the right position, you’re liable to tweak something or downright crush it. I actually have this interesting situation where my balls go up into my pubic region pretty often, so I’ll have to slide my hand down my pants to push them back down from my gut. (I should probably ask a doctor about that. It seems abnormal.)

3. We sweat down there

Look: Your groin/taint area in underwear and jeans is subject to what is essentially a greenhouse effect. The groin and armpits are the warmest-running areas of the body, and when they’re encased in layers of cloth that don’t breathe very well, it perspires freely. And to try and find some modicum of comfort, we’ll shift things around down there. I call that the “Swamp Swap.”

4. We get erection in the public

When you get a boner in public and you’re standing up, you really only have two options: You can stand there with your tent pitched for everyone to see, which I would say is a bad move in about 98 percent of situations, or you can do the boner tuck. That’s when you tuck your erect member up into the waistband of your underwear and jeans so that others can’t tell that you’re hard as a rock. It’s super uncomfortable but a necessity.

5. We are used to touching it

Sometimes, there’s no reason at all for us to grab our jewels, but we do it because we’re used to doing it. (It’s like when I have a beard, I can’t help but stroke it incessantly. Or how if I meet a terrible person, I will try to date them. I do it without even noticing.) One of my friends sits around with his hand down his pants almost all the time. He says it’s just his go-to way to bask in leisure, that he knows it’s there and that it’s fine, but that he just likes to have his hand on or around it. It’s like a security blanket, I guess. Except it’s a man-hood.

6. We wanna be sure if it’s still there

Our junk is very important to us. Sometimes it’s nice to just give it a grasp so we know it’s still present and in good standing.


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