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Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:14pm On Sep 29, 2016
And then what did she say, "Sorry, oya take my Nokia torchlight and be managing it."

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:14pm On Sep 29, 2016
I sha went home to the one person I know will not chase me away, My mum.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:13pm On Sep 29, 2016
Another person even brought phone for me like Oga you wan buy? I just looked at that one.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:12pm On Sep 29, 2016
I now started asking everybody if they know the guy that sold the phone to me, and they just like,

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2016
When I got there, my people, the shop had disappeared.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2016
They finally agreed to follow me to computer village so we can scatter the place till I get my money.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:10pm On Sep 29, 2016
And they were just like,

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:09pm On Sep 29, 2016
But as a hard guy, I just vexed and called my guys

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:08pm On Sep 29, 2016
When I got home like this, I now brought out the phone to charge o, as they instructed me at the shop.

Instead of my fresh iPhone 7, I saw Fufu inside.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:08pm On Sep 29, 2016
You people, my walking step just changed. The boy the ladies rejected has now become the ultimate baby boy!

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:07pm On Sep 29, 2016
They said they had only one left, that's how one other guy came and said he wants to buy it. I was just like,

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:06pm On Sep 29, 2016
I entered one and asked for iPhone 7 is just 70,000 naira. Phone that is still supposed to be over 500,000 naira.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:06pm On Sep 29, 2016
But I wanted to finish my mission, and that is to buy iPhone 7 and become an ultimate baby boy.

I just got to one place and two people started dragging me to their shop like,

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:05pm On Sep 29, 2016
But as I continued walking, I noticed that the music I was listening to stopped playing. Then I put my hand inside my pocket to check whether the battery had died.

My people, I didn't see my phone again.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:04pm On Sep 29, 2016
It was still there.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:02pm On Sep 29, 2016
I was just walking on my own, and someone just tapped me. I just quickly checked whether my penis has disappeared.

Jokes EtcRe: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op): 3:02pm On Sep 29, 2016
The first thing I learned at Computer Village is that second-hand phones and UK-used phones are not the same thing. I was like,

Jokes EtcWhen I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(op):
Computer Village is the best place to get gadgets in Lagos, but sometimes, it could become your biggest mistake ever.

When you need to buy anything that has a gadget or just about any computer, the first place you go to is Computer Village. I was forming sharp guy when I told my friends that I was going to Computer Village to buy phone. They asked me how long I intended to spend there, and I said 30 minutes.

They just looked at me like,

BusinessRe: Please I Need Your Help Regarding Payment To Payoneer Account by Alexanda07(m): 4:11pm On Jul 23, 2016
Please May I know which Survey site is that.

Also, i think you must be eligible to receive payment on Payoneer before it will be successful.

The Minimum to receive should be $50.

Thanks
PhonesRe: Gionee Splus VS Lenovo Vibe Pm1-advice Please! by Alexanda07(m): 1:45pm On Jul 18, 2016
PLEASE CHECK MY SIGNATURE. I WANNA SELL MY 5 MONTHS OLD GIONEE S PLUS. AM CURRENTLY IN LAGOS.

THANKS
PhonesRe: I NEED To Sell My 5-months Old Gionee S Plus by Alexanda07(op): 8:28am On Jul 14, 2016
Stormyweather:
45k can buy a brand new one bros. Infact thats what its sold for in warri, Delta state. When your ready eh...let us know hmmm
HOW MUCH ARE YOU LOOKING AT SO THAT THE NEGOTIATION BEGINS.
PhonesRe: Gionee Splus Discussion Thread[HOT] by Alexanda07(m): 7:56am On Jul 14, 2016
callydon:
How much is d new M5 plus?
THE NEW GIONEE M5 PLUS SELLS AT N75000
PhonesRe: Gionee Splus Discussion Thread[HOT] by Alexanda07(m): 12:02am On Jul 14, 2016
Hello Nairalanders,

Am a GIONEE FREAK. Yeah. A REAL GIONEE FREAK.

GIONEE JUST RECENTLY LAUNCHED THEIR GIONEE M5 PLUS SMARTPHONE AND I WANT TO REALLY HOLD THIS PHONE AS MINE.

SO, to do that, Am Selling my 5 Months Old GIONEE S PLUS, with the Packaging ALL COMPLETE. I BOUGHT THE PHONE ON FEB 6, 2016 AT SLOT, IKEJA.

I mean ORIGINAL TYPE C USB CHARGER, ORIGINAL EARPIECE, RUBBER CASE, LEATHER CASE, WARRANTY BOOK. SCREEN IS 100% UNSCRATCHED.

INFACT, STILL LOOKING LIKE IT WAS BOUGHT TODAY.

I AM KNOWN TO VALUE PHONES LIKE EGG, ITS NOT MY FAULT.

SO, THE PRICE GOES FOR N43000 LAST. AM ALSO A JUMIA SALES CONSULTANT. SO, PLEASE CHECK MY SIGNATURES TO CONTACT ME.

AM BASED IN LAGOS.

I NEED TO ADD SOME CASH TO GET THAT GIONEE M5 PLUS.

GOD BLESS YOU.
PhonesI NEED To Sell My 5-months Old Gionee S Plus by Alexanda07(op): 8:30pm On Jul 13, 2016
Hello Nairalanders,

Am a GIONEE FREAK. Yeah. A REAL GIONEE FREAK.

GIONEE JUST RECENTLY LAUNCHED THEIR GIONEE M5 PLUS SMARTPHONE AND I WANT TO REALLY HOLD THIS PHONE AS MINE.

SO, to do that, Am Selling my 5 Months Old GIONEE S PLUS, with the Packaging ALL COMPLETE. I BOUGHT THE PHONE ON FEB 6, 2016 AT SLOT, IKEJA.

I mean ORIGINAL TYPE C USB CHARGER, ORIGINAL EARPIECE, RUBBER CASE, LEATHER CASE, WARRANTY BOOK. SCREEN IS 100% UNSCRATCHED.

INFACT, STILL LOOKING LIKE IT WAS BOUGHT TODAY.

I AM KNOWN TO VALUE PHONES LIKE EGG, ITS NOT MY FAULT.

SO, THE PRICE GOES FOR N45000 LAST. AM ALSO A JUMIA SALES CONSULTANT. SO, PLEASE CHECK MY SIGNATURES TO CONTACT ME.

AM BASED IN LAGOS.

I NEED TO ADD SOME CASH TO GET THAT GIONEE M5 PLUS.

GOD BLESS YOU.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: How To Buy From Jumia by Alexanda07(m): 5:36pm On Jul 04, 2016
HELLO,

Thank you for the quick enquiry.

Am Alexander, a JUMIA SALES CONSULTANT.

We at JUMIA are here to serve you better.

Please CALL OR reach me on Whatsapp lets discuss about this.

0. 8. 0. 3. 8. 7. 8. 7. 8. 7. 2

THANK YOU.
BusinessRe: UPDATE: Sell your Fiverr, Upwork, Freelancer Payoneer Funds Get Paid In Naira! by Alexanda07(m): 10:41am On Jun 19, 2016
Great Bargain With Esther. She is 100% Fast and Reliable. The Most Efficient Exchanger I have ever set my eyes on.

Her Payoneer Rate is Still the Highest among others and Her Paypal Rate is also Excellent.

Great Deal!!!
PhonesRe: Google Frowns On Android Flaw Used To Gain Root Access To Devices by Alexanda07(m): 9:34am On Mar 24, 2016
joey150:
This news concerns nobody.

But as usual you just wan feel among say you create thread.

Your yeye copy and paste
DONT SPEAK FOR EVERYONE. IT CONCERNS ME TOO BECAUSE AM AN ANDROID USER.
BusinessRe: UPDATE: Sell your Fiverr, Upwork, Freelancer Payoneer Funds Get Paid In Naira! by Alexanda07(m): 6:39pm On Mar 20, 2016
What a Great and Genuine Lady she is.

My transaction just went smooth with her with no worries at all.

She is now my Permanent Exchanger for Fiverr Paypal Transactions and others.

Thanks so much Mrs Esther...
AdvertsRe: ##Withdraw From fiverr,freelance,Upwork,skrill etc!!CLICK HERE! 300 = $1 by Alexanda07(m): 8:01pm On Feb 24, 2016
And Thats The TRUTH. She (Just4Jesu) is very INSULTIVE. Am not the only one saying it. Countless number of persons saying that too.

She will give you sweet talks here but come to Whatsapp, you will see her true colours. She has to change else things will go worst for her in the nearest future.

Thank God i found a Kind, Gentle and Humble Exchanger else where.
AdvertsRe: ##Withdraw From fiverr,freelance,Upwork,skrill etc!!CLICK HERE! 300 = $1 by Alexanda07(m): 7:58pm On Feb 24, 2016
This Justi4Jesu is a very Rude and Arrogant girl.

Transact with her at your own Peril.

A word is enough for the Wise.

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