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Who told Nigerians that Saturday is for washing clothes and Sunday for cooking rice

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ClitRaider:
Are you not aware that in 1979, Igbo has only two states, Anambra and Imo whereas Yoruba has four states.
Today Igbo has five states and Yoruba has six states.

Are you not aware that Igbo has six senators in 1979 whereas Yoruba has twelve senators. Today they have fifteen senators whereas we have eighteen senators. Calculate the percentage increase. Let us ask, who has been marginalized?

They will come to us that those Hausas are bad they are not educated, they are Muslims, they want to Islamise Nigeria, they are this and that yet they will go behind to form an alliance with them.
Strategically they have been reducing our economic potential because they have been able to increase their slots in geometric progression and ours is in arithmetic progression. More slots in Federal appointments whereas ours have continued to reduce.

Are you aware that the land mass that makes up the five Eastern states is not up to old Oyo state yet they have been able to create five states out of it.

The first group of people that started trading in spare parts are Yoruba particularly our people from Ijebu-Ode but they have been muscled out of the business.

The idea of Geo-political Zone was mooted by Ojukwu to favour the Igbo. Now through Jonathan conference they said they are being marginalized because they are the only Geo-political zone with five states. Can you imagine that? From two states. That is what I called strategic thinking. Unfortunately, Yorubas that went to that conference agreed with them foolishly particularly afenifere in the likes of Yinka Odumakin, Sen. Adefuye. What a tragedy. Let's ask them, what did Yorubas that attended the conference brought home? The answer is nothing.

The issue of Biafra being championed by Kanu is not by accident, it is a grand design to negotiate for more. Now it is coming out, South East Development commission. Why don't we ask, to be funded by who? If it is agreed they will continue to reduce our economic potential in the Nigerian state.

But, come to think of it why don't you let Biafra be. They are adding no value to us and I can bet you that nobody will miss them. Remember that they fired the first shot that started Nigerian civil war. Killing Tafawa Balewa, Ahmadu Bello and some notable Yorubas.
Of recent, Chinue Achebe wrote a book "There was a Country". Accusing Awolowo of committing Progrom. What a tragic write up. The question to ask is who started the war? Can I continue to feed my enemy to have more strength to battle me.

Igbo would never change. Domination is in their blood and they can only be satisfied if they have what belongs to you and you have not
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Yoruba E Ronu yin o.

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The first group of people that started trading in
spare parts are Yoruba particularly our people
from Ijebu-Ode but they have been muscled out
of the business.



Are you serious? How did the igbos manage to achieve this part?

de gea saves

dotcomnamename:
Rashford? Smh. Trachoma is a deadly eye disease!

it rashford goal, pogba assisted.

what Is your long-term and short-term goal? know what you want in future.

meanwhile, don't understand how cockroaches survive
inside a microwave.
You'll be warming food and suddenly you see
them walking like Shadrack, Meshack and
Abednego

That 20 cane for flogging and Android charger(substitute for Nokia charger)

xynerise:
Before Kick off

Leicester City will tear Man Utd apart

After Full time

Leicester City is a small club

Confused mofos

no mind them, if United win Liverpool, they're still going to mention Chelsea.
Rashford started last two matches and martial became super sub, Today martial started and rashford was the hero.

chukzyfcbb:
I can give you two audios that you will listen to and change your perspective on how you view sales.
- How to build value and
- How to ask the right questions
E book can be tiring to read, but with audio. U can listen to it at your own convenient time. drop your email if you need it

I need the audio abeg

Girlfriend: Knock knock... Boyfrnd: Who's There? Galfrnd: I'm the one you love the most Boyfrnd: That's impossible Beer doesn't speak...

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Essentials1:
You mean the Darey Art Alade that sang Not the Girl... He is just as equal to Asa and Timi Dakolo... The reason why 3 of them are there is because of the respect they command in the music industry unlike the pangolo singing Seyi Shay

I don't know your reasons for dropping phyno as B list instead of A. would love to know why.

Blues army, let see what you can do.

na 4:0 nah, na Chelsea mod dey update this match?

lefulefu:
na durin d late 1999s and early 2000s i sabi Awillo
i no too dey sabi dhier titles but e get one wey i watch wey d girls ehn dem twerk like fire!.dem wear white tights
chai!
see yansh!
na so dhier ukwu just dey bounce like football and dem come get Lalas hips
i like dat one plus another one wey he release wey im girls wear banana for waist
omo i love makoussa oo

Na that one them wear banana for waist I like, if e reach that side my mother go use hand cover my eyes. every of the dance step na to shake leg.

possesscable:
but na my 9mobile I dey use browse now in fact yesterday night I just download g.o.t season 7 episode 1&2,despicable me 3,Kong skull island

I dey wait make NEPA bring light 4 me to continue

which website you download despicable me 3 and kong: skull island?

You will be dancing with an awka boy in a night club, he will be sounding as if he is a padlock, what u will be hearing is ; "Common baby! Lock me!,lock me baby!!"

pls who has been in a long-term relationship? Like 5-10 years? I need your past questions .. (PDF file)
good morning my people.

julietkcee:
Wbt unical

E no dey hard us, unical probably the first uni to comply.

HisSexcellency:
Thought this guy was one of the suspects, or am I missing something . He should be in custody by now

it more than 1 week since it happened. being in custody for more than a day means arrest. maybe he already been questioned by the police

Being DUMPED by sumone you truly love, can make you Watch T.V without volume for 8 hours. sex sex everywhere.

When I dey plan watch el classico in October. Respect yaself oo

a course that was supposed to be 5 years will automatically change to 5-7 years as if na bet9ja 5-6goals we dey play. This country has failed her citizens for 57 years and counting.

pooogba

zabaleta don suffer today.

Westham right now.

Nemanja automatic

The way I laugh at conte for selling matic

lukakuuuuuuu

e go quiet pass Chelsea fans today. no noise, my area just calm because Chelsea lost.

where d guy go sell am? and it very costly