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Car TalkRe: 10 Facts About Bajaj You Might Not Believe by Alexander001(m): 10:27am On Aug 05, 2017
majamajic:
A long black seat ... no demarcation between the rider and passenger's seat.

Much stronger and costs more that's why easterns don't use it for okada stuff. 2 bajaj will buy 3 ogbawa cycles with some change to register the 3 cycles cool
So you bought that crap he just sold to you? he was being sarcastic. Nnewi house the biggest motorcycle market in Nigeria .

please, don't say what you don't know about the price of bajaj and ogbuawa. obviously bajaj is more expensive but not like you exaggerated.

But if the guy is serious maybe he stays in enugu.

RomanceRe: Dear Slay Queens by Alexander001(m): 9:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
sunshineG:
bro I had to check her dp to confirm
It makes this writeup look like a bit of irony

Honestly slay queens have the right to do whatever they want, just like sex workers they exist for a reason
Although I am not a big fan of slay queens
chai!!! she don change am ooo.
CelebritiesRe: 'I Have No Time To Drop Diss Track For Anyone' - Reekado Banks by Alexander001(m): 10:58am On Aug 04, 2017
Latest Nursery Rhyme

Old Buhari is sick and went to London...
Hum Haa went to London

He left our country and travelled abroad...
Hum Haa travelled abroad

The sickness turned worse and He never returned...
Hum Haa never returned?

Some angry Nigerians come rumour his death...
Hum Haa rumour his death?

There came his speaker who said he's alive...
Hum Haa said he's alive

The next week came and he never came back...
Hum Haa never came back

There came a musician to hold a protest...
Hum Haa hold a protest ?

Old Buhari called him and threatened his life...
Hum Haa threatened his life ?

Which made the musician to run hiperty hop...
Hum Haa run hiperty hop

If Old Buhari come back hardship go increase...
Hum Haa hardship go increase

And some of our youths will trek to Europe...
Hum Haa trek to Europe

This is not my handwriting, it is just a joke...
Hum Haa it is just a joke ?

To all of my frnds u can copy dis post...
Hum Haa copy dis post?

But if government catch you abeg dnt mention my name...
Hum Haa don't mention my name?
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Mother And Daughter For Killing Grandchild by Alexander001(m): 10:47am On Aug 04, 2017
Even with six invigilators in the exam, Your boyfriend still managed to cheat...and u want to catch him with another girl.... my sister who are u.huh
SportsRe: Barcelona Takes Down Poster Of Neymar For Betraying The Spanish Club by Alexander001(m): 7:25pm On Aug 03, 2017
wristbangle:
Wrong! He wasn't in the el classico match when barca won 3-2 to Madrid at bernebeu
you didn't watch the match. he tore Madrid apart.
SportsRe: Iheanacho To Become Most Expensive Nigerian [Full List Of Top 20] by Alexander001(m): 7:13pm On Aug 03, 2017
Dear Girlfriends who are ignoring us because of Telemundo and Zeeworld... hope you Know English Premier League is starting next week? # We shall see
CelebritiesRe: Ngozi Nwosu Celebrates Her 54th Birthday (photos) by Alexander001(m): 9:45am On Aug 02, 2017
Quote of the day

-The last drop of urine will not obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well.

Isaac Newton's roommate
GOOD morning my people.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Major Mistakes Graduates Make In Their First Job Interviews by Alexander001(m): 6:39pm On Aug 01, 2017
somebody better tell etisalat nobody will call them 9mobile, they better ask nepa.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Power Bikers Visit Obasanjo In His Mansion In Ogun State. Photos by Alexander001(m): 9:08am On Jul 31, 2017
donproject:
bro me no dy get chill, anythin wey dem like mek dem tok...i go shift immediately i finish d food ni o
lol.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Power Bikers Visit Obasanjo In His Mansion In Ogun State. Photos by Alexander001(m): 8:39am On Jul 31, 2017
How many obasanjo we come get?
no be the same man dey preach for London yesterday?
meanwhile,

Please guys after eating at ur friends place,
how long should l stay so that it won't look like
the main reason for the visit is to eathuh?
FamilyRe: Man Impregnates His Sister-In-Law In Nasarawa by Alexander001(m): 11:06am On Jul 30, 2017
.Work hard
get paid...buy roasted chicken at KFC
...open it in the bus so that people will smell your success..

good morning and happy Sunday.

AutosRe: Photos From The Abeokuta Bikers Converge 2017 by Alexander001(m): 8:05pm On Jul 29, 2017
KingGBsky:
lol o men at my age I'm still doing it oo.. what choice do I have?
na only when I dey broke month go enter 31 days.
AutosRe: Photos From The Abeokuta Bikers Converge 2017 by Alexander001(m): 7:21pm On Jul 29, 2017
A gathering without bikini girls is that one a gathering?

TravelRe: Muslims Block Federal Road In Kogi State For Friday Prayers. Photos by Alexander001(m): 5:04pm On Jul 28, 2017
nawao
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Report That Diezani Alison-Madueke Stole $90 Billion by Alexander001(m): 5:57pm On Jul 27, 2017
UnknownT:
Lol... I have a primary school classmate that goes with this name, he should be around 28 too but he was ordained a priest last week Saturday. lol
Thank God say na priest im be. tell am na joke oo
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Report That Diezani Alison-Madueke Stole $90 Billion by Alexander001(m): 5:15pm On Jul 27, 2017
hmm....is that possible?

if your name is Kalu mmaduabuchi and you are
28yrs old.. U applied for a job at NNPC. I just
want to inform u that am eating corn with ur
application letter now in my house ...sorry bro.



N:B na joke. ooo before go die of hypertension.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Tekno's GO Music Video Shoot by Alexander001(m): 7:54pm On Jul 25, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
Madrid just signed Mbape for £160 million.
nawa oo. where you see am? Monaco said no bid yet.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11816/10961277/monaco-say-no-kylian-mbappe-fee-agreed-with-real-madrid
EducationRe: Most Influential Students In OAU, Mr Nairaland Top The List by Alexander001(m): 10:06am On Jul 25, 2017
The way Nigeria girls bleach nowadays will make u to re-date ur ex. E.g
Boy: Baby u somehow look familiar.
Girl: Yea baby.. Don't tell me u can't remember me, it's me Chinenye , ur gf back then in 2008 when I was dark. Good morning nairalanders.
CelebritiesRe: Malivelihood Mocks CLA Owners: My Girlfriend's Bag Is The Same Price As Your Car by Alexander001(m): 12:38am On Jul 25, 2017
holatin:
the mentalist, the blacklist, person of interest, castle, orange is the new black few from my best
Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Malivelihood Mocks CLA Owners: My Girlfriend's Bag Is The Same Price As Your Car by Alexander001(m): 7:17pm On Jul 24, 2017
holatin:
not my top ten considering I have watch over 30 different series this year. but its not a boring movie, crime, gun, drug, death, cop, cult etc
would be happy if you recommend any series apart from vampires daries, originals, GOT, Vikings, black sails.
CelebritiesRe: Malivelihood Mocks CLA Owners: My Girlfriend's Bag Is The Same Price As Your Car by Alexander001(m): 6:59pm On Jul 24, 2017
holatin:
not my top ten considering I have watch over 30 different series this year. but its not a boring movie, crime, gun, drug, death, cop, cult etc
would be happy if you recommend any series apart from vampires daries, originals, GOT, Vikings, black sails.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Shares Identity Of The Guy Behind Their Twitter Handle, Nigerians React by Alexander001(m):
Father of savage.
You made a lot of Nigerians happy more than the present administration.

CelebritiesRe: Malivelihood Mocks CLA Owners: My Girlfriend's Bag Is The Same Price As Your Car by Alexander001(m): 2:50pm On Jul 24, 2017
holatin:
wetin concern me, money for my account self no fit buy the B for the BAG, not to talk of the AG.


dey house watching son of anarchy season 4. if you are free cum join me
is it interesting?
BusinessRe: 5 Lessons I Have Learnt From Earning Over N6 Million On Fiverr by Alexander001(m): 12:44am On Jul 24, 2017
Vianaija:
With Ultrasulf vpn (Get it on Google playstore) you're safe
I hope sars or police won't tag someone yahoo boy because of the app?
RomanceRe: How Having A Crush On Someone Else Could Make Your Relationship Better by Alexander001(m): 7:35pm On Jul 20, 2017
really
NYSCRe: Female Corper Shows Cleavage & Underwear While Wearing NYSC Uniform by Alexander001(m): 6:09pm On Jul 15, 2017
no be heat dey btw her leg so?
TravelRe: 20 Funny Suggestions For Driving In Lagos – Gidimeister by Alexander001(m): 1:32pm On Jul 10, 2017
very funny. thuo it's applicable to every major city in Nigeria.

CelebritiesRe: Christabel Nnaji Stuns In Face Photo Shoot by Alexander001(m): 11:56am On Jul 10, 2017
no be only 16

Christianity EtcRe: What Church Did You Attend As A Child &how Did It Impact You While Growing Up? by Alexander001(m): 8:33am On Jul 09, 2017
Born Catholic and one of the most exciting part is the block rosary. the bible studies, learning about Christ and his teaching. I still live part of my life based on those teachings. for that I am grateful.
Christianity EtcRe: What If The Only Prayer I Say Is; 'The Lord's Prayer'? by Alexander001(m): 8:22am On Jul 09, 2017
I don't know for una oo, but any house pray that lasted more than 10 mins. I don tire self. our Lord's prayer but not every night I dey pray only am.
TravelRe: Which Foreign Country Can I Study In With 2.5 Million? by Alexander001(m): 1:39pm On Jul 08, 2017
PotatoSalad:
I'm not sure if y'all understood me. I was only trying to prove a point to someone, not start online tutorials.
There's no secret abeg. it's the same normal working hard and making effective use of one's time.
If you could stop for a second and check out the unlimited possibilities you can get with that mobile device you use everyday, then you don't need me to tell you anything guys. one love
cool
PotatoSalad:
I'm not sure if y'all understood me. I was only trying to prove a point to someone, not start online tutorials.
There's no secret abeg. it's the same normal working hard and making effective use of one's time.
If you could stop for a second and check out the unlimited possibilities you can get with that mobile device you use everyday, then you don't need me to tell you anything guys. one love

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