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supersystemsnig:
Hahahaha @ Did SHE eventually forgave you Don't ask me...my lips r sealed brov

supersystemsnig:
i had something with a working class some years back...i also work too, guess what, we exchanged over 200 mails..work wasn't disturbed...try something like this na

vivie01:
Are you serious at all

@ the bolded

supersystemsnig:
You could try some of the ladies on this forum...

supersystemsnig:
We're exactly at the same spot...TIME is of the essence, and the need to make smart decisions has never become so heightened....Mistake is not permitted

supersystemsnig:
I feel the same way....To me, i think you should relax...There are so many good women out there...R u in lag ?

vivie01:
, Se alaafia ni e wa bi emi naa ti wa nihinyi, those letter writings ehn

@ the bolded

supersystemsnig:
I disagree, leave the world and all its corruption, and seek for the good you desire.... Simple as that. Your perception and view of the world has been affected by your sight and view of the world...Seek for the good and thee shall find

supersystemsnig:
LMFAO @ Many of our female folks don't seek companionship or sex from marriage again. They've been getting it even before they're eighteen.

vivie01:
This your own come get swag join with 'ami' on the words
Sure say this one no be translator handwork

E ku kiki ooo, e ku orun, se e ji layo

vivie01:
You self see am abi? Men are already getting what they should get in marriage, even much more through pre-marital sex with little or no commitment and at lesser cost, thus marriage is far in some of them's dictionary.
Unfortunately enough, they would still be the same set of joyless pple that will be castigating the ladies and quick to call them names, having caused enough damage already.

Prettyenit18:
As far as am concerned, the major reason why men have refused to get married is because the society has made premarital sex legal. Ban premarital sex for six months and see whether men would not get married.And having different relationships prior to marriage would not allow them to progress, they have to spend so much sustaining their girlfriends, so business would go down or they can't save their salary.

vivie01:
Alexanderbells2, E ku ojo meta

Holuu, e ku sisa ni ori thread oooo

vivie01:
Send us a 30-page proposal for possible consideration first
Remember that the proposal will pass through the first-lady-to-be and can only be delivered to the president-to-be if its accompanied with **** , you know as e dey go now, we don dey gather fund for campaign na, abi?

vivie01:
Orgzeyn is my one and only president-to-be come 2030, we've started campaign now ahead of time, me too dey eye that first lady position ooo and I dey give him close marking make he no go look sideways

vivie01:
Haba, this psyching is too much for my shinkini self na, wetin I know where my oga dey?
Alexanderbells2, pls take it back, go and keep it and bring it back when Orgzeyn become president in 2030

No vex for that mumu side, no be my mumu true true

I'm fine jare, thank you. Believed you are doing great too.

Sanctus1:
wahala for international studies plenty ....person go use that money do better masters for naija with balance sef...visa fee,application fee,trancript fee, wes fee ,flight fee..... i just weak....school fees no follow oooh

vivie01:
Which one be mummy GO again?
That someone doesnt get something does not make him a mumu , we cant always get it right, might just not be ur area of interest, shikena!
You and these your memes self

vivie01:
Check well again sir, pipe leading to tank 4 is blocked

vivie01:
Check well again sir, pipe leading to tank 4 is blocked

Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.

vivie01:
nice one!

vivie01:
Let me try again:

2 + 3 + 3 *11 = 88

psucc:
26.

Reason:
In No. 1 the 3 shapes is 15

no. 2 if you subtract 15 from 23, you have 8. Each bunch of banana is 4

For no. 3 if you subtract 4 you have 6 so each clock is 3

So 3+4+4+15 =26