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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 3:02pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Data buying is a dilemma these days. Glo is cheap but trashy, Mtn is fast but expensive while Airtel is good but they suck it faster than a hungry baby. Etisalat is as confused as their name while smile is not even smiling. As for Spectranet, fisherman wey own the company still Dey find fish. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 5:41pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
Funny as I don use style know say Gucciqueen38 nah still fresh blood and very young. Mai send you pm sharp. All these one wey shervydman Dey talk nah just talks jare. We'll do it like this shervy. Gucciqueen38 will list her requirements or give us a task. The first to finish it wins her heart. Just like the classical days the princess heart is won in a satirical manner. Uyiii, where you see landlord ó? How you Dey? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 4:30pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
Alive, he's Alive, Jesus is alive..... Amen. Mrwondah, nah your queen be Lorbah? No wonder she no get joy. . See as she serious on top beggy beggy. Besides, I didn't compare her to Lebanese and Niger republic shildren who hold your hand and beg you vigorously. Nah Wondah make such comparison. Anyways, Lorbah, nah joke we Dey. No bad feelings. And if anything on this thread, I come here to catch fun and BANT. Be like say you been no dey see me before, so now you know me well. I for enter your parole too but I can't be dragging you with uyiii and Wondah. (Them be my boys now) But if you like me Sha and you really feel the boy, send me pm. I'll reply you, I promise. Orgzeyn, we suppose organize home coming for you ó. As par, make we even politicize your discharge. We go say your political foes were behind the incident but God, who's destined you to rule this country, saw you through. We go Dey road welcome you with placards and mammoth crowd. Just the way PMB was welcomed when he returned from his sick leave. What do you think? Shervydman, my man! What's up now? I hear say you Dey share recharge card? Mai send my number? Uyiii say mai greet all of una ó. We both dey here for ikeja under bridge Dey sell books and Christmas apparels. He no get light charge phone nah why he no Dey online. He give aboki last night to help him charge overnight. Aboki never open shop since morning ó. Gucciqueen38, Bia, are you 38 years old? Wondah, nah Benin you dey or nah Uyo? 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 9:57am On Dec 20, 2017 |
Bro uyiii, I see you my man. How that side now? How them babes? Gucciqueen38, where you see wàhálà wey I come with now? Yangà go Dey sleep, you wan go Dey touch am, do Jeje oo. Mrwondah, I Dey feel you young man. 10 sisters and 3 brothers? I'm surprised no one is asking you how your papa take manage that set up? Him build a team, come add the official three substitute join. Man is a legend mehn! Respect!!! Vivie01, respect for the first lady has always been optimal. Although, I assume you're only interested in becoming the Nigerian first lady than been orgzeyn first lady. Such political loyalty!!! Lorbar dear, you still carry this beggy beggy attitude come this thread. Bia, my love, don't allow it to follow you enter 2018 ó. BTW, who's staymore? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 5:30am On Dec 20, 2017 |
Number 1 star boy is here. Hello my people. Been a while. How Una Dey? Orgzeyn my man. You're healed already. I prayed for you this morning. My thoughts are with you bro. Y'all have a great day today. Thanks to those who offered me jollof rice. I appreciate Y'all. |
Politics / Re: Bitumen Exploration To Commence In Ondo Soon by Alexanderbells2: 5:15am On Dec 20, 2017 |
Scam, Scammer, Scammest. I like Ondo State. During campaigns, they always promise their people they'll explore Bitumen if voted in, then the masses will vote them in. Then they'll reassure them in the first year of their administration that exploration will commence soon. Then by year three and four, they'll start complaining of how it's capital intensive to explore bitumen as its four times more tasking then Petroleum. Then the scam continues. This, if I'm correct, is the fourth governor since 1999 to promise Ondo State people bitumen. And they've only had four governors since 1999. |
Politics / Re: No Peace, No Development In Nigeria, Says Abdulsalami by Alexanderbells2: 5:08am On Dec 20, 2017 |
Lol. General Abdul, Rakadebe Alhaji. The white beard commander. For handing over power, as promised, in 1999, Abdulsalem earned a special place in my heart. Nigeria will never forget you sir. |
Politics / Re: 2019: I Will Not Run For President – Governor Obiano by Alexanderbells2: 5:05am On Dec 20, 2017 |
mzirawo: This one cracked me up. Mehn, who and who speculated? Or did he just have a dream where he saw himself campaigning? Obiano nah dreamer! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Stop Harassing Our Leaders, PDP Warns Buhari, APC by Alexanderbells2: 5:01am On Dec 20, 2017 |
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Career / Re: 15,000 Lagos Retirees Get N66.5bn Accrued Pension Rights by Alexanderbells2: 5:00am On Dec 20, 2017 |
They deserve their pension. Heck, they worked for it. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Civil Servant Bags 35 Years In Jail Over N2.5m Fraud by Alexanderbells2: 4:58am On Dec 20, 2017 |
Lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 12:40pm On Dec 12, 2017 |
Chaiii. Make he no be like say this place turn yabbing arena, I go leave you to fight another day. You want Pishure abi, come and carry me now, take me to Uyiii photos, snap an and post am yourself. I send you to upload your North East, Adamawa Pishure? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 11:59am On Dec 12, 2017 |
Stereotypical attitude of a socialpath who needs online validation. Nah that like go make you realize say you fine abi? Uyiii, you come dey observe the like numbers upanddown. At least, I Dey sell book under the bridge, I'm engaged. We thank the lord. We Dey pay bills with the book. Is it not amazing how you also think say I just go check your dp. Picture wey I don see since the day everybody yab you and MrWondah here. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 11:26am On Dec 12, 2017 |
Last time I checked, I string pass that level. All of them no reach me self. U yìí just Dey talk irrelevant gibberish wàlahi. Fallacy of hasty generalization. If you Dey refer to hunger and frustration bear bear, nah Mrwondah you Dey follow talk be that. No be me. I be correct Beard gang. Unfortunately for you, I don see you, you never see me, so all the one wey you Dey talk no follow. Nah figment of your imagination you Dey propel so. I gave up on you when u tagged me as a book seller under the sun. I laugh in tripoli. I still Dey wait the bashing vivie01 spoke about o. Cos if this is what Y'all call bashing, then Una still Dey learn work. As for Miss Hushpuppy, the only thing wey I crash so nah my worries ó. If I know say you light pass uyiii, I for no disturb myself. Laiskin girls no too dey get sense like that . Nah generational problem. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 10:05am On Dec 12, 2017 |
Mehn, Shervydman self come early morning with thread disobedience. Mai free you first. Vivie01, I been fear when you say them go bash me. I come Dey shake to read the bashings. As I come Dey rwad comments, I come Dey laugh. Nah how to bash person be that. All these boys still Dey learn Abeg. Especially MrWondah. If I bant you, your kini will not rise for five days. I just Dey look Wondah I Dey laugh. Game wey you Dey play, we don retire already. Nah your time Sha. So Dey flex am go. As he be say your bear bear still Dey deceive you. Mai give you reprise small. Uyiii and shaybebaby, my point has bee made. And Una don Dey do as required, so I'm satisfied with that. Person Dey talk say I get wọwọ face? I laugh in yellow paw paw. The only thing wey good for your face, uyiii, nah the albino color wey you get. Bear bear, you no Gree get. Your shin come Dey barren and dry like the Sahara. Maybe you go need visit shiloh for prayers ooo. Mai free you too sha. Finally, vivie01, no tell me say you Sabi use cheerios for sentence. You come dey hide under question mark abi. Kwantinu. I Dey watch you too. Send me a pm shaybebaby, let's discuss the modus operandi of the restaurant date. Bia Gucciqueen38, you go talk say you no see where I mention say I get crush on you abi? I'll be back, ceteris paribus. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 2:53am On Dec 12, 2017 |
Yours truly is still shocked uyiii still doesn't follow the simple rule of the game. Bia, how you take pass for school? You well so? , Lasisielenu nah your mentor? I'm, I'm, I'm very angry right now. I Dey my bed o, uyiii, come and beat me. PS: Mrwondah go just Dey fall person hand. You go Dey do like okobo wey dem just heal for Synagogue. Woman matter go Dey hungry you like say nah burger. Guy, no let me send boys castrate you ó. Another PS: Shaybebaby, you wan ball this weekend bá, drop your location for The boy now Mai spoil you silly and make your husband jealous. Extra Time PS: Gucciqueen38 Bia, Aunty hushpuppy, Uyiii nah your boyfriend or your mentor? Why you too no Dey follow rules of the games to the letter. Abi to use last word form sentence hard for you? No fall my hand o, cause I been tell vivie01 which day self, say I get crush on you. This one wey you come dey do Kaduna teachers so, I no understand. Okay. I don rant finish. Mai go sleep again. Sweet dreams my cheerios. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Fun Arena by Alexanderbells2: 9:26am On Dec 09, 2017 |
vivie01: LOL, is it not someone that has a girl that can give excuses? I'm still searching for the LOML 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 4:39pm On Dec 07, 2017 |
MrWondah: Off have been my second name on here. But I'm here now. Although here and there. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Very Young Couple by Alexanderbells2: 1:01am On Dec 02, 2017 |
Nothing beats getting married to the Love of Your Life. Especially when you're both young, agile, INEXPERIENCED and highly motivated to make things work. The word VERY YOUNG is inconsequential. Let them grow in love together. After all, the older thirty something years Olds who are married get divorced after few years. Bottomline, age isn't a factor. So far they are above the legal age, they are alright by all standards. PS: Ask your grandfather and grandmother how old they were when they got married. You'll be shocked! 50 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 12:20pm On Dec 01, 2017 |
vivie01: Here we go again. Bell what If nah joke, make Una stop am ó. Me come be ọmọ kékeré for Una wedding abi? Mrwondah, Bia go dream am again ó. Nah me dey collect bride price money for the wedding. Check the dream again. Try watch it in slow motion. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari And Angela Merkel Pictured In Abidjan by Alexanderbells2: 3:25pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
vivie01: One tree does not make a forest. As we don be three now, make we find more people to join us for the Fasting. Oya, nominate people òoo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 3:22pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
pinkyruledworld: Milk for waiting sir. I'm not understanding |
Politics / Re: Buhari And Angela Merkel Pictured In Abidjan by Alexanderbells2: 3:21pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
Politics / Re: Buhari And Angela Merkel Pictured In Abidjan by Alexanderbells2: 8:28pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
tolguy: Loooooooooool. Lighten up man. It's all joke. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari And Angela Merkel Pictured In Abidjan by Alexanderbells2: 7:51pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Bubu: Hello Merkel, please is that the way zo da ó orda room? By the way, bubu looks like shervydman. Merkel looks like vivie01. The interpreter come resemble Mrwondah. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 11:45am On Nov 29, 2017 |
vivie01: Me self I no understand Wetin I type. Nah auto correct 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 11:44am On Nov 29, 2017 |
MrWondah: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I have a fair share of them ó. That year wey person still Dey carry love for head like lamp post. You go come Dey question yourself. Say Wetin you do wrong. Come Dey retrace your step. But she called me three times yesterday alone. If she no like me, why she come Dey come me always. Girls matter nah Trigonometry o. You go old before you understand. There's am inverse proportion to their matter jo. Show them too much love, they'll break your heart. Withdraw your love, they'll be looking for you. I just weak jọ. Ehnehn Aunty Elantraceey, you've been served a subpoena ó. Comma defend yourself. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 11:25am On Nov 29, 2017 |
vivie01: Ehnehn, why you come dey blame us then? Ehn? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 11:23am On Nov 29, 2017 |
vivie01: Which value Biko. If it's sex you're referring to, it's two that plays the game o. Besides, nah man dey lose self. Cause nah the woman Dey enjoy pass and olómi lọ ma rẹ. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 11:20am On Nov 29, 2017 |
vivie01: Yẹn yẹn yẹn yẹn Girls wey go set trap for you. Nah style dem go use Dey show you signals. Dey give you all the green light. When you self come see light now Ehn, before you talk finish say you like them and make Una things slow, she don tell you yes already. Girls mata weak me jàre. Ask Mrwondah Abeg. Nah experienced nigga for the parole. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Alexanderbells2: 11:16am On Nov 29, 2017 |
vivie01: Teenager kò, Teen Artist ni Subscription money ó. Data for browsing. Nah the first thing our slay mamas Dey always ask for be that. I just weak. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Alexanderbells2: 7:12pm On Nov 28, 2017 |
Horambe, the endangered Lowland Gorilla's 17-year-old life was ended by zookeepers to stop a three years old boy from being attacked. In fact, the gorilla was dragging the child already. This happened at the Saginaw Children's Zoo. 1 Like |
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