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Data buying is a dilemma these days.

Glo is cheap but trashy, Mtn is fast but expensive while Airtel is good but they suck it faster than a hungry baby. Etisalat is as confused as their name while smile is not even smiling. As for Spectranet, fisherman wey own the company still Dey find fish.

Funny as I don use style know say Gucciqueen38 nah still fresh blood and very young. Mai send you pm sharp. All these one wey shervydman Dey talk nah just talks jare.

We'll do it like this shervy. Gucciqueen38 will list her requirements or give us a task. The first to finish it wins her heart. Just like the classical days the princess heart is won in a satirical manner.

Uyiii, where you see landlord ó? How you Dey?

Alive, he's Alive, Jesus is alive..... Amen.

Mrwondah, nah your queen be Lorbah? No wonder she no get joy. . See as she serious on top beggy beggy. Besides, I didn't compare her to Lebanese and Niger republic shildren who hold your hand and beg you vigorously. Nah Wondah make such comparison.

Anyways, Lorbah, nah joke we Dey. No bad feelings. And if anything on this thread, I come here to catch fun and BANT. Be like say you been no dey see me before, so now you know me well. I for enter your parole too but I can't be dragging you with uyiii and Wondah. (Them be my boys now) But if you like me Sha and you really feel the boy, send me pm.

I'll reply you, I promise.

Orgzeyn, we suppose organize home coming for you ó. As par, make we even politicize your discharge. We go say your political foes were behind the incident but God, who's destined you to rule this country, saw you through. We go Dey road welcome you with placards and mammoth crowd. Just the way PMB was welcomed when he returned from his sick leave. What do you think?

Shervydman, my man! What's up now? I hear say you Dey share recharge card? Mai send my number?

Uyiii say mai greet all of una ó. We both dey here for ikeja under bridge Dey sell books and Christmas apparels. He no get light charge phone nah why he no Dey online. He give aboki last night to help him charge overnight. Aboki never open shop since morning ó.

Gucciqueen38, Bia, are you 38 years old?

Wondah, nah Benin you dey or nah Uyo?

Bro uyiii, I see you my man. How that side now? How them babes? Gucciqueen38, where you see wàhálà wey I come with now? Yangà go Dey sleep, you wan go Dey touch am, do Jeje oo.

Mrwondah, I Dey feel you young man. 10 sisters and 3 brothers? I'm surprised no one is asking you how your papa take manage that set up? Him build a team, come add the official three substitute join. Man is a legend mehn! Respect!!!

Vivie01, respect for the first lady has always been optimal. Although, I assume you're only interested in becoming the Nigerian first lady than been orgzeyn first lady. Such political loyalty!!!

Lorbar dear, you still carry this beggy beggy attitude come this thread. Bia, my love, don't allow it to follow you enter 2018 ó.


BTW, who's staymore?

Number 1 star boy is here. Hello my people. Been a while. How Una Dey?

Orgzeyn my man. You're healed already. I prayed for you this morning. My thoughts are with you bro.

Y'all have a great day today. Thanks to those who offered me jollof rice. I appreciate Y'all.

Scam, Scammer, Scammest.

I like Ondo State.

During campaigns, they always promise their people they'll explore Bitumen if voted in, then the masses will vote them in. Then they'll reassure them in the first year of their administration that exploration will commence soon. Then by year three and four, they'll start complaining of how it's capital intensive to explore bitumen as its four times more tasking then Petroleum.

Then the scam continues.

This, if I'm correct, is the fourth governor since 1999 to promise Ondo State people bitumen. And they've only had four governors since 1999.

Lol. General Abdul, Rakadebe Alhaji. The white beard commander. For handing over power, as promised, in 1999, Abdulsalem earned a special place in my heart.

Nigeria will never forget you sir.

mzirawo:
, “Our attention has been drawn to some speculative reports in the media alleging that the Governor of Anambra State, Chief Willie Obiano may run for the office of the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in the coming 2019 elections.
“We hereby refute the said reports as totally untrue, false and misleading. Governor Obiano has no intention of running for president.”

“We therefore urge the general public to disregard these reports in their entirety as they are totally false.”

This one cracked me up.

Mehn, who and who speculated? Or did he just have a dream where he saw himself campaigning?

Obiano nah dreamer!

Kikikikikikikikikikikikiki

They deserve their pension. Heck, they worked for it.

Lol

Chaiii. Make he no be like say this place turn yabbing arena, I go leave you to fight another day.

You want Pishure abi, come and carry me now, take me to Uyiii photos, snap an and post am yourself. I send you to upload your North East, Adamawa Pishure?

Stereotypical attitude of a socialpath who needs online validation. Nah that like go make you realize say you fine abi? Uyiii, you come dey observe the like numbers upanddown. At least, I Dey sell book under the bridge, I'm engaged. We thank the lord. We Dey pay bills with the book.

Is it not amazing how you also think say I just go check your dp. Picture wey I don see since the day everybody yab you and MrWondah here.

Last time I checked, I string pass that level. All of them no reach me self. U yìí just Dey talk irrelevant gibberish wàlahi. Fallacy of hasty generalization. If you Dey refer to hunger and frustration bear bear, nah Mrwondah you Dey follow talk be that. No be me. I be correct Beard gang.

Unfortunately for you, I don see you, you never see me, so all the one wey you Dey talk no follow. Nah figment of your imagination you Dey propel so. I gave up on you when u tagged me as a book seller under the sun. I laugh in tripoli. I still Dey wait the bashing vivie01 spoke about o. Cos if this is what Y'all call bashing, then Una still Dey learn work.

As for Miss Hushpuppy, the only thing wey I crash so nah my worries ó. If I know say you light pass uyiii, I for no disturb myself. Laiskin girls no too dey get sense like that . Nah generational problem.

Mehn, Shervydman self come early morning with thread disobedience. Mai free you first.

Vivie01, I been fear when you say them go bash me. I come Dey shake to read the bashings. As I come Dey rwad comments, I come Dey laugh. Nah how to bash person be that. All these boys still Dey learn Abeg. Especially MrWondah. If I bant you, your kini will not rise for five days.

I just Dey look Wondah I Dey laugh. Game wey you Dey play, we don retire already. Nah your time Sha. So Dey flex am go. As he be say your bear bear still Dey deceive you. Mai give you reprise small.

Uyiii and shaybebaby, my point has bee made. And Una don Dey do as required, so I'm satisfied with that. Person Dey talk say I get wọwọ face? I laugh in yellow paw paw. The only thing wey good for your face, uyiii, nah the albino color wey you get. Bear bear, you no Gree get. Your shin come Dey barren and dry like the Sahara. Maybe you go need visit shiloh for prayers ooo. Mai free you too sha.

Finally, vivie01, no tell me say you Sabi use cheerios for sentence. You come dey hide under question mark abi. Kwantinu. I Dey watch you too.

Send me a pm shaybebaby, let's discuss the modus operandi of the restaurant date. Bia Gucciqueen38, you go talk say you no see where I mention say I get crush on you abi?

I'll be back, ceteris paribus.

Yours truly is still shocked uyiii still doesn't follow the simple rule of the game. Bia, how you take pass for school? You well so? , Lasisielenu nah your mentor? I'm, I'm, I'm very angry right now.

I Dey my bed o, uyiii, come and beat me.

PS: Mrwondah go just Dey fall person hand. You go Dey do like okobo wey dem just heal for Synagogue. Woman matter go Dey hungry you like say nah burger. Guy, no let me send boys castrate you ó.

Another PS: Shaybebaby, you wan ball this weekend bá, drop your location for The boy now Mai spoil you silly and make your husband jealous.

Extra Time PS: Gucciqueen38 Bia, Aunty hushpuppy, Uyiii nah your boyfriend or your mentor? Why you too no Dey follow rules of the games to the letter. Abi to use last word form sentence hard for you? No fall my hand o, cause I been tell vivie01 which day self, say I get crush on you. This one wey you come dey do Kaduna teachers so, I no understand.

Okay. I don rant finish. Mai go sleep again.

Sweet dreams my cheerios.

vivie01:
Hahahahaha, warm ice cream?

Shervydman, come and say your own oh. Alexanderbells2, what's your own excuse?

LOL, is it not someone that has a girl that can give excuses?

I'm still searching for the LOML

MrWondah:
All these things you are doing there is God o. Morning pals. Uyiii how far ? Lorbar I don miss my flight because of you, but I no dey vex I know say someday we go make mama proud like papilo anyway how was your night?

Vivie01 I hope you slept well. I no wan ask you how was your night cos I hear say how was your night mean say how you enjoy za oza room with orgzeyn.

Shervydman I hail o. How things na? Mind gucciqueen38 wey dey say you black o. Me I black pass charcoal.

Shaybaby what is happening ? Your pikin abi yoga which one dey give you stress wey you no dey come online. I don dey over .miss you na. If na pikin tell me make I come do baby nurse. At least I go eat half of the baby food.

Ehmmm who I never mention? Josephjnr, Alexanderbells I hail o. Dopeboss make I carry some weed come? I know say u go like dope

Off have been my second name on here. But I'm here now. Although here and there.

Nothing beats getting married to the Love of Your Life. Especially when you're both young, agile, INEXPERIENCED and highly motivated to make things work.

The word VERY YOUNG is inconsequential. Let them grow in love together. After all, the older thirty something years Olds who are married get divorced after few years.

Bottomline, age isn't a factor. So far they are above the legal age, they are alright by all standards.

PS: Ask your grandfather and grandmother how old they were when they got married.

You'll be shocked!

vivie01:
You cracked me up MrWondah with this your dream o , so we were doing thanksgiving abi? That means it's a very good omen that Presidency is sure for orgzeyn come 2030 , but come ooo, we dey do thanksgiving, you come dey beg Elentraceey with small box in your hand with Uyiii as 'I go dye'? Shaybebaby and Lorbar as mama caterers, Alexanderbells2 as bell carrier/ringer? Is someone thinking what I'm thinking?

Holuu and DopeBoss, interpretation to this dream is needed asap

That Uyiii role self with flogging after plenty talk like basket mouth , means say he don over-talk and bad-mouth the groom Wondah be that ......

That aspect wey shervydman come dey give instruction to CSO orgzeyn , I no gree, , you have to go back to sleep and make sure Orgzeyn is not the CSO but the President that came to grace the occasion

Orgzeyn, should I wait for you in za oza room to collect the gift ni?

Happy new month everyone!!!!! May we all experience the divine touch of God in all areas of our life this month and Always!

Here we go again.

Bell what If nah joke, make Una stop am ó. Me come be ọmọ kékeré for Una wedding abi?

Mrwondah, Bia go dream am again ó. Nah me dey collect bride price money for the wedding. Check the dream again. Try watch it in slow motion.

vivie01:
Wondah, na true you talk, Alexanderbells2 seriously needed this fasting for mind cleansing

One tree does not make a forest. As we don be three now, make we find more people to join us for the Fasting. Oya, nominate people òoo

pinkyruledworld:
lol. na to go spend extra money buy milk

Milk for waiting sir. I'm not understanding

MrWondah:

My Geee. U need am

Wetin go come remain for my body.














Wicked someborry!!!

tolguy:
that man in d middle is bauchi state gov

Loooooooooool. Lighten up man. It's all joke.

Bubu: Hello Merkel, please is that the way zo da ó orda room?

By the way, bubu looks like shervydman.

Merkel looks like vivie01.

The interpreter come resemble Mrwondah.

vivie01:
Abeg, no give me that one jare oga, if man dey loose, why dey no hold themselves na.

Abeg, that last and Yoruba part I no understand am oooo, I be small pikin

Me self I no understand Wetin I type. Nah auto correct

MrWondah:
Clears throat.
So this kind thread dey nobody free mention me?
Alex... Some girls can form for Dollarland o. Dem go give you green light wey bright pass police flashlight but when you near dem, dem go tell you say them dey take you as brother.
If them see you with another gyal dem go dey jealous pass naija soldiers. If na lie ask elantraceey

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I have a fair share of them ó. That year wey person still Dey carry love for head like lamp post. You go come Dey question yourself. Say Wetin you do wrong. Come Dey retrace your step. But she called me three times yesterday alone. If she no like me, why she come Dey come me always.

Girls matter nah Trigonometry o. You go old before you understand. There's am inverse proportion to their matter jo. Show them too much love, they'll break your heart. Withdraw your love, they'll be looking for you.

I just weak jọ.

Ehnehn Aunty Elantraceey, you've been served a subpoena ó. Comma defend yourself.

vivie01:
Hahaha, shey na sin to give you green light ni?

If you self come show red light nko? , but you see green light you self come press 'go', wetin you expct na?

Ehnehn, why you come dey blame us then? Ehn?

vivie01:
Weak for where? Iffa hear ehn? Una no dey get value for money ni?

Which value Biko.

If it's sex you're referring to, it's two that plays the game o. Besides, nah man dey lose self. Cause nah the woman Dey enjoy pass and olómi lọ ma rẹ.

vivie01:
.... Learn wetin? I saw the abbreviated word and just said make I learn meaning of 'new' word from agbalagbi Alexanderbells2 ni ooooo.

You self you be badoo, see as you give the meaning come carry example join, lol

E be say girls don do all of una somethings strong , but na una men dey cause am now, no be their jeje dem dey wey you go go meet them ehn? Nothing goes for nothing they say

Yẹn yẹn yẹn yẹn

Girls wey go set trap for you. Nah style dem go use Dey show you signals. Dey give you all the green light. When you self come see light now Ehn, before you talk finish say you like them and make Una things slow, she don tell you yes already.

Girls mata weak me jàre.

Ask Mrwondah Abeg.

Nah experienced nigga for the parole.

vivie01:
Haha, where does right to fair hearing comes in here now ......

Abeg oga, wetin you mean by sub money? Make teenagers like us learn small

Teenager kò, Teen Artist ni

Subscription money ó. Data for browsing. Nah the first thing our slay mamas Dey always ask for be that.

I just weak.

Horambe, the endangered Lowland Gorilla's 17-year-old life was ended by zookeepers to stop a three years old boy from being attacked. In fact, the gorilla was dragging the child already. This happened at the Saginaw Children's Zoo.