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Hello people! It's been a while... How's preparation??

“
Before
you attempt to beat the
odds, be sure you could
survive the odds beating
you.
”
Be Not Overconfident.. No matter the number of hundreds appearing as your UTME score, it might just be meaningless.
Hardwork n' Prayer Pays..

horpeyemmi66:
*BIOLOGY | NUTRITION

1. The general molecular formula for Polysaccharides is

A. (C6H6O6)n

B. (C6H3O3)n

C. (C6H10O5)n

D. (C11H22O11)n

2. The confirmatory test result for the Osmic test is

A. Violet ppt

B. Black ppt

C. Brick-red ppt

D. Deep yellow ppt

3. In Carbohydrates, the ratio of Hydrogen to Oxygen is

A. 1:1

B. 3:4

C. 1:2

D. 2:1

4. The reaction: HCl+NaOH+Benedict's solution or HCl+Fehling's solution is used to test for what

A. Maltase

B. Sucrose

C. Glucose

D. Ribose

5. Which of the following Vitamins is otherwise known as Cyanocobalamin

A. Vit K

B. Vit B12

C. Vit B3

D. Vit E

6. Which of the following is correct according to this description: Straight Chain & Branched Chain

A. Starch and Glycogen

B. Cellulose and Starch

C. Glycogen and Cellulose

D. A and B

7. Which Vitamin is divided into these two origins: Plant and Animal(Phytomenadione and Menaquinone)

A. Vit E

B. Vit K

C. Vit C

E. Vit Bcomplex

8. The hydrolysis of Oligosaccharides and Polysaccharides are

A. Amino acids

B. Sucrases

C. Monosaccharides

D. Disaccharides

9. Proteins are formed in which of the following sequences

A. Protein→Pepsin→Proteases→ Peptones→Amino acids

B. Protein→Proteases→Peptones→ Polypeptides→Amino acids

C. Amino acids→Proteases→Protein →Polypeptides→Peptones

D. Polypeptides→Proteases→ Peptones→Amino acids

10. Compounds of fats without double bonds are said to be

A. Saturated

B. Unsaturated

C. Denatured

D. Supersaturated

cc AleXis0r, DrHost, Mikechibuzor, thaotech, Pr0ton, Bhuumhite, FunkySilver et al

1. C
2. C
3. D
4. B
5. B
6. C
7. C
8. C
9. D(ERROR)
10. A

Recently I was at a
relative’s naming
ceremony overseas where
there were Yorubas, other
Nigerians, and non-
Nigerians. Every now and
then, an elderly relative,
the baby’s grandmother,
would walk around
greeting and appreciating
the guests for their
presence. It became
obvious the guests were
amazed by such unusual
act of courtesy. My elderly
relative, perceiving their
curiosity, turned to the
guests and remarked,
“You might wonder why I
keep greeting you since
you’ve been here, it is the
Yoruba culture to regard
guests during a ceremony
or an event. In fact, the
Yorubas have a salutation
for every encounter or
experience in life.”
The sparkle in the guests’
eyes signaled that they
desired to know more of
such charming etiquette.
This experience reminded
me of a book that I had
read sometime ago about
an American gentleman
who lived in Yorubaland
between 1859 and 1860,
he wrote of his
experience: “There are not
a more affable (pleasant)
people found anywhere
than are the Akus
(Yorubas). Not even
Frenchmen are more
thorough in their
attention to politeness
than the Akus. Two
persons, even strangers,
hardly ever pass each
other without exchanging
salutations…”
The Yorubas have an
appropriate salutation for
every occasion, for
instance: Aku aaro (good
morning); aku ale (good
evening); Aku ise (for
being industrious); Aku
abo (for returning from a
journey or an outing); Aku
ile (greeting someone
who has been at home);
Aku atijo (long time, no
see); Aku ijoko (for sitting
down); Aku iduro (for
standing); Aku iroju (for
expressing sympathy);
Aku eru (for carrying a
load or bearing a burden);
Aku alejo (for entertaining
a visitor or a stranger);
Aku inawo (for being
generous); Aku oriire
(congratulation s); Aku
faaji (for relaxation); Aku
odun (for festivity); Aku
aajo (appreciation to
someone showing
sympathy); Aku otutu (for
cold weather); Aku ooru
(for heat); Aku idele
(greeting a family whose
member is on a sojourn).
So rich is Yoruba’s style of
greetings that it goes
indefinitely and this
explains why the Yorubas,
home and overseas, were
historically known as the
Akus.
Aku igba yi o. Ijoba
tuntun yii atuwa lara o
By: Adegolu AD
Source: Proudly Yoruba @facebook

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Hello, Happy Sunday Evening to You all..

I feared he wasn't gonna include a woman

Altough all matches will be tough, I think FCBarça vs Bayern will make HiStOrY...

SSCE.. We were writing Chemistry nd the supervisor never talked to us for any reason.. Then, my school's exam officer offered him the usual softdrinks we give to our invigilators..
After a while, this man left the hall with his drink at hand. He went under a tree which is about 150meters from the hall.. He sat there, sipping his drinks 4 at least 20mins.
We were relieved in d hall nd we did whateva we wanted.. So this girl came to my seat (I was always d only 1 on my seat), she began disturbing me 2 help her with answers [Oh, I was d HeadBoy], although I hadn't written anything to a reasonable length.. I kept quite, not paying attention to her, and busy looking at the supervisor far away (my seat was just by the window)...
Sudenly, a strong wind came from nowhere and directly towards the tree where d supervisor was.. The wind carried different sorts of dirts, papers,etc. The supervisor had a nice bath as I saw him covering his face with one hand, and his drink with the other..
I never made good use of that opportunity though.

I can see Christiano getting frustrated and exhausted 2nyt.. Na him go do all d work..

Atletico must not dissappoint or else I'll... Lets wait and see..

gesoilo:
I just want one goal from PSG. Please.

shhhhhh..! 4 wat!

wristwatch:
Barcelona vs Juventus

ATM vs Bayern Munich.

Semi finals draw

thank u.. Seeing dat too..

NEYMAAAAAR!!
Where is Ibra pls??
Can he give them 5 goals?
I'm afraid Neymar has a hat-trick 2nyt..

Aqqreqate: 4 - 1
where do they wanna get 4 goals 4rm?

Vcojuro:
u have been added to ui whatsapp group

Okay!
Good for the health of the Group

Pes13:
Chai, xo people wey dey ghost mode plenty like dis, dem go view, gain one or two tinz and go without impacting. Una start to dey comment unto say u wan join ui whatsapp group. Yee Olorun wa o.

Hey boss! Conditions too dey change things...
Cold catch me, e nor catch u..so I nor fit do exactly weytin u dey do... Although, sum ppl are conc. GhostModers..

Vcojuro:
u have been added to ui whatsapp group

Bro, add me too.
08107070171

United States
President,Barrack Obama,
on Wednesday,
commended President
Goodluck Jonathan and
the President-elect,
Maj.Gen. Muhammadu
Buhari (retd), for their
public commitments to
non-violence during their
campaigns.
Obama, in a statement
said President Jonathan
placed Nigeria’s interests
first by conceding defeat
while congratulating
Buhari on his victory.
“I look forward to working
with President Jonathan
throughout the remainder
of his term, and I thank
him for his many years of
service and his
statesmanlike conduct at
this critical juncture. I urge
President-elect Buhari and
President Jonathan to
repeat their calls to their
supporters to continue to
respect the election
outcomes, focus on
unifying the country, and
together lead Nigeria
through a peaceful
transition,”Obama stated.
The US President also
commended the large
turnout of voters, saying
this shows the strength of
Nigeria’s commitment to
democratic principles.
Obama also called for a
special honour for the
Independent National
Electoral Commission and
its Chairman, Attahiru
Jega.
According to him, the
electoral body and Jega
deserve special
recognition for the largely
peaceful and orderly
election.
The statement read, “I
commend INEC for its
extensive efforts to
increase the credibility and
transparency of the
electoral process.
Looking ahead to the
governorship elections on
April 11, it is imperative
that national attention
turn to ensuring isolated
logistical challenges are
overcome and peace is
protected, even in the
most hotly contested
races.
” On behalf of the
American people, I extend
congratulations to the
people of Nigeria and to
President-Elect Buhari and
look forward to
continuing to work with
the newly-elected
government on our many
shared priorities.”

1 If you are right
handed, you will tend to
chew your
food on your right side.
If you are left handed,
you
will tend to chew your
food on your left side
2 If you stop getting
thirsty, you need to
drink more
water. For when a
human body is
dehydrated, its thirst
mechanism shuts off.
3 Chewing gum while
peeling onions will keep
you from
crying.
4 Your tongue is germ
free only if it is pink. If it
is white there is a thin
film of bacteria on it.
5 The Mercedes-Benz
motto is 'Das Beste oder
Nichts'
meaning 'the best or
nothing'.
6 The Titanic was the
first ship to use the SOS
signal.
7 The pupil of the eye
expands as much as 45
percent
when a person looks at
something pleasing.
8 The average person
who stops smoking
requires one
hour less sleep a night.
9 Laughing lowers levels
of stress hormones and
strengthens the immune
system. Six-year-olds
laugh an
average of 300 times a
day. Adults only laugh 15
to
100 times a day.
10 The roar that we hear
when we place a
seashell next
to our ear is not the
ocean, but rather the
sound of
blood surging through
the veins in the ear.
11 Dalmatians are born
without spots.
12 Bats always turn left
when exiting a cave.
13 The 'v' in the name of
a court case does not
stand
for 'versus', but for
'and' (in civil
proceedings) or
'against' (in criminal
proceedings)
14 Men's shirts have the
buttons on the right, but
women's shirts have the
buttons on the left
15 The owl is the only
bird to drop its upper
eyelid
to wink. All other birds
raise their lower eyelids
16 The reason honey is
so easy to digest is that
it's
already been digested
by a bee
17 Roosters cannot crow
if they cannot extend
their
necks
18 The color blue has a
calming effect. It causes
the
brain to release calming
hormones
19 Every time you
sneeze some of your
brain cells die
20 Your left lung is
smaller than your right
lung to
make room for your
heart
21 The verb "cleave" is
the only English word
with two
synonyms which are
antonyms of each other:
adhere and
separate
22 When you blush, the
lining of your stomach
also
turns red
23 When hippos are
upset, their sweat turns
red
24 The first Harley
Davidson motorcycle
was built in
1903, and used a tomato
can for a carburetor
25 The lion that roars in
the MGM logo is named
Volney
26 Google is actually the
common name for a
number
with a million zeros
27 Switching letters is
called spoonerism. For
example, saying jag of
Flapan, instead of flag of
Japan
28 It cost 7 million
dollars to build the
Titanic and
200 million to make a
film about it
29 The attachment of
the human skin to
muscles is what
causes dimples
30 There are 1,792 steps
to the top of the Eiffel
Tower
31 The sound you hear
when you crack your
knuckles is
actually the sound of
nitrogen gas bubbles
bursting
32 Human hair and
fingernails continue to
grow after
death
33 It takes about 20
seconds for a red blood
cell to
circle the whole body
34 The plastic things on
the end of shoelaces are
called aglets
35 Most soccer players
run 7 miles in a game
36 The only part of the
body that has no blood
supply
is the cornea in the eye.
It takes in oxygen
directly
from the air
37 Every day 200 million
couples make love,
400,000
babies are born, and
140,000 people die
38 In most watch
advertisements the time
displayed on
the watch is 10:10
because then the arms
frame the
brand of the watch (and
make it look like it is
smiling).
39 Colgate faced big
obstacle marketing
toothpaste in
Spanish speaking
countries. Colgate
translates into
the command "go hang
yourself."
40 The only 2 animals
that can see behind
itself
without turning its head
are the rabbit and the
parrot
41 Intelligent people
have more zinc and
copper in
their hair
42 The average person
laughs 13 times a day
43 Do you know the
names of the three wise
monkeys?
They are:Mizaru(See no
evil), Mikazaru(Hear no
evil),
and Mazaru(Speak no
evil)
44 Women blink nearly
twice as much as men
45 German Shepherds
bite humans more than
any other
breed of dog
46 Large kangaroos
cover more than 30 feet
with each
jump
47 Whip makes a
cracking sound because
its tip moves
faster than the speed of
sound
48 Two animal rights
protesters were
protesting at the
cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in
Bonn.
Suddenly the pigs, all
two thousand of them,
escaped
through a broken fence
and stampeded,
trampling the
two hapless protesters
to death
49 If a statue in the park
of a person on a horse
has
both front legs in the air,
the person died in
battle;
if the horse has one
front leg in the air, the
person
died as a result of
wounds received in
battle; if the
horse has all four legs on
the ground, the person
died
of natural cause.
50 The human heart
creates enough pressure
while
pumping to squirt blood
30 feet!!

Ogun - A university
lecturer, Dr Olusegun
Peleyeju, on Monday
urged the Federal
Government and
stakeholders in education
sector to invest more in
the sector, to fast-track
development in the
country.
Peleyeju, a Senior Lecturer,
Department of Education
and Management, Tai
Solarin University of
Education (TASUED), Ijebu-
Ode, stated that much still
needed to be done in this
sector.
The don, however, lauded
the standard of education
in Nigeria, in spite of the
challenges being faced in
the sector.
He said that for the nation
to compete favourably in
the future, education
advancement remained
paramount.
"While government is
focusing on providing an
enabling environment and
the required
infrastructure, our
teachers too must utilise
capacity building
opportunities and build
themselves,” he said.
Peleyeju urged
unemployed graduates to
engage themselves
productively even though
white-collar jobs were
scarce and not
forthcoming.
He urged students to
make the best use of
information technology
for productive means,
rather than just for
amusement sake.
"It is not wrong to browse
the internet but when you
do that, do so
appropriately. There must
not be misplacement of
priority.
"Spend more time trying
to garner useful
information while using
the internet rather than
chatting or playing games.
"Advancement in
information technology is
supposed to be a plus and
not a hindrance,” Peleyeju
said.
The lecturer said a sound
education was required as
one of the qualities a good
political leader must
possess.
According to him,
“Training is synonymous
with leadership, as there
are certain basic skills a
leader is expected to
have."

I bet Ronaldo won't score.. Messi definately, will score at least 2.. Suarez must score.. Neymar will threaten Casillas and Ronaldo will want to fight him..
In summary, there will be blows and punches on the field because of Neymar.. That's why I like that guy.. He can be annoying when he's winning...
#Madrid are deformed.
BTW, Ronaldo can't score a free kick pls.. He scored some 50 attempts ago. He's old already..

Dopeyomi:
Questions

Question (1)
Aren't уσυ tired of this_________rain
(a)Continuing
(b)Continual
(c)Continuous
(D)Continue

Question (2)
The injury sustained by Okocha has caused him________pain
(a)continual
(b)continuing
(c)continuous
(d)continue

Question (3)
The visitor was very uncomfortable because of his_______nose
(a)runny
(b)running
(c)watery
(d)flowing

Question (4)
The thief was caught_______down the street
(a)runny
(b)run
(c)running
(d)ran

Question (5)
He claimed that Mr. Okoli's ulterance was tantamount to defarmator of character so he suit for________
(a)Damage
(b)Some damages
(c)A damage
(d)Damages


Question (6)
The violent storm that occurred on Easter Monday destroyed many houses and caused___________in lagos
(a)heavy damages
(b)much damage
(c)several damages
(d)many damages


Question (7)
Ѕнє had been here_________the past three hours
(a)since
(b)for
(c)from
(d)in


Question (8.)
I have known her as a light-fingered fellow__________my childhood
(a)since
(b)for
(c)from
(d)in

Question (9)
The accident which occurred at Iwo-road was_________as it claimed many lives
(a)serious
(b)bad
(c)ghastly
(d)fatal

Question (10)
The riot that occurred in Chibok was_________as little injury was sustained
(a)serious
(b)fatal
(c)bad
(d)ghastly

I suggest u shuffle questions next time

Dunsin89:
. Bro, till then

Ok bro..

DrHost:
one of the reasons I have been beggins estijaz for her didgits....... We need to gEt the map to luck from her

She said it leads to AMADIOHA(the man that made her lucky) [as stated in pg.124].. Don't know if u know his location.
I somehow think she's hiding this one this time too..
Btw, I'll embrace God and see how much luckier I'll be compared to Estijaz who embraced Amadioha and Proton.. Lolx..

Dunsin89:
It is my heartfelt desire that all those who find their way into this thread who pick the University of Ibadan get and gain admission for their choosen courses for the 2015/2016 Academic session. Starting from April 2, I will be posting useful ideas on strategies on how to get 90+ in this forthcoming post-UTME. U.I is really going to be confused this year. May GOd be with each and everyone of us till then. #I care

If it's true, our bro's nd sis's need you..

estijaz:
lolxxxx,should av said lucky n not everyone has luck
besides if dat eva apens,d cutoff for even education in UI wil b 101*hahaha*

Lolxxx.. So u try to say Luck is a natural thing and cannot be earned?
We'll search 4 it all the same.. DrHost, wat do u think?

Pr0ton:
PLEASE bro, keep the plantains for me, let me see how much I can begin with. I'll be there soon.

Don't be late, I'll be performing a surgery later that evening.

DrHost:
make I go meet baba Oyedepo I must be engrace or what do you think

You dnt hve to go alone.
Let all of us aspirants go na..
Or better still, we could ask Estijaz who Engraced her.. Wat do u think?

Pr0ton:
Are you going for MBBS? This one wey you carry doctor pic put for profile.

Yes., u?