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pls wats d nature of the questions? General knowledge or IQ test?

Briggs rowland: Do write your own, ah dey wait you

o boy na lie... aint writing till ah hear more

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I got the message too, so whos gon break the ice?

.*spreads boxers* ASUU, sorry GOOGLE had better bring their cameras.

DMainMan: Shortlisted.

so have they shortlisted?

So what next? Test right? , is the test for every one or for shortlisted candidates only?

mehn am tinking its next year ooo, cos the money budgeted for education go don finish by now.

emk4lif: Yep,Unique Uniportite in the house.....why's this thread so dry, cmon...Petroleum Engineering, College of Engr, 200 level

mekus hw far. its rain maker. repping mechanical engineering 200l college of engr.

Whoa..... so dts why am goddamn ROMANTIC, ? September 28.

to y'all librans, we da best!

av alredy started to forget this fsb sef...

Vivly: laff bin wan kill me die

thankGod say u no die

When I was a kid, i had the notion that my birthday was
the day i'll add more inches to my height, more ounces to
my weight, little did i know that its a process that spreads
itself over time.
TODAY MARKS ANOTHER ADDED YEAR TO MY LIFE,
ANOTHER FEATHER TO MY WINGS, ANOTHER GRACE FOR
MY RACE.
I WANT TO THANKGOD FOR THIS DAY,
ND WISH MYSELF A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mr. MAKE IT RAIN,
CARTER (chinawaluofia, aka ekpuci onwa, mmilli lili enyi).
God bless the day YOU WERE BORN,
YOU WORTH MORE THAN GOLD.

thnak you so much guys i appreciate.

happy birthday to me....

Hurray, its here again, Its My BIRTHDAY RELOADED.

THEME: AWESOME GOD.

DATE: 28 SEPTEMBER, 2013

CELEBRANT: algorithm

VENUE: EKO HOTELS & SUITES, plot 1145 ademola adetokundo street, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Guests of honour: Prof. Joseph Ajienka (vice chancellor of the prestigious University of PortHarcourt), Mr. Femi Otedola (Ceo zenon oil industries), Alhaji Aliko Dangote(Chairman Dangote group), Alhaji Dantata, Jim ovia(ceo zenith bank plc).

special guests of honour: His excellency Goodluck Ebele Jonathan GCFR, Her majesty Queen Elizabeth, His excellency, Nicholas Sarkozy (president of the French republic), President Barrack Obama,.

Royal father of the day: King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz (king of Saudi Arabia),

Royal mother of the day: Her Royal majesty Mrs Mercy Edeh (Queen of nkanu kingdom)

Very special guest of honour: (MY SWEETHEART)

Honourable invitees: All mah niqqaz dat.paddled with me when the going was tough, all ma haters, and all dem good people.

live performances by BASKETH MOUTH, BOVI, WIZKID, TUFACE, M.I, ICEPRINCE, OPRAH WINFREY, MR. BEAN, WILL SMITH, JACKIE CHAN, ARNOLD SHWARZENNEGER, JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME, RIHANNA, DRAKE, DAT GUY WEY ACT JUMONG, KIM KARDASHIAN, FRANK EDWARDS, OMOTALA JALADE EKEINDE, P-SQUARE, AND FLAVOUR (N'abania).

GATE FEE: REGULAR- 5MILLION
VIP- 20MILLION
V.VIP- 100MILLION
2ND CLASS V.VIP- 150MILLION
1ST CLASS V.VIP- 300MILLION
TABLE FOR TWO- 500MILLION
TABLE FOR.FOUR- 1BILLION
LEATHER COUCH FOR TWO- 1.5BILL

ALL INVITED GUESTS MUST ME SEATED QUIETLY BEFORE 7:00PM.

RANDOM MOVEMENTS AND GREETINGS WOULD NOT BE TOLERATED.

GIFT ITEMS MUST BE IN CHEQUES, PLS NOTE THAT IF IT IS NOT UP TO 500 MILLION NAIRA, WE WILL REJECT IT.

ATTENDANCE IS STRICTLY BY INVITATION. (DNT BRING YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR REFRESHMENTS WAS MADE SPECIALLY FOR YOU WITH YOUR NAME ON IT)

SIGNED: magic_finga (celebrant).
ps: all names used above are not for real,.there were only a form of humour, na joke ooooo......

u no get work.


F
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tho'

The level of arrogance i see in that church marvels me.
na wao..

mine iz SCHOLARSHIP AWARDED TOO..

nice one.

How can i de activate the CNN NEW WEEKLY SUBSCRIPTION, I SENT CNNBREAK STOP to 700 but i was told that i did not subscribe for it, yet they keep deducting my money.. pls help

addax takes a long time to shortlist there students, this is because they verify your o level results which is there main criteria for shortlisting. last year they shortlisted first week of October. so chill.

Why did osaze odemwinge leave hs mum in this terrible situation?? smh

zegniyi: please if you think u need cure go and get GARLIC,GINGER and onion i will tell you the remaining and how to use it
later if you are ready for it.

alryt av gotten dem bro. just tell me hw to use them, i would really appreciate

i couldnt help but laugh. They would be served tea, while waiting in an airconditioned, classy and cozy reception of the secretary, while the rest floods out like sardines waiting to be shipped from china.


*Writes my sheck of $1billion, mek me sef see the MAN OF GOD.*

It is a sad fact, but there is no such thing as a perfect
relationship. So, although you might be in love with
your better half, there’s always a chance that she
might be cheating on you. Contrary to what your
macho side might think, you may not be the center of
her universe after all.
But you can rest easy. Here is a top 10 list of signs
she’s cheating on you. While all the cheating signs that
follow may not imply that she is in fact cheating on
you, each is definitely a warning that something is
amiss with your ladylove. Depending on the scenario,
you may need to look further for more signs she’s
cheating on you.


1. She detaches herself from your family
The fact that she no longer wants to attend your
family’s functions or hang with your friends is one of
our signs she’s cheating on you. This sign may be
indicative of cheater’s remorse on her part, which
means that she likely feels guilty about cheating. The
less she immerses herself in your circles (which
contain people who are painful reminders of her sins),
the less mental anguish she’ll have to endure.


2. She nags you incessantly
Gone are the days when the two of you could
communicate with harmonious precision. Now, every
sentiment you express sets her off and she finds any
excuse to lash out at you. If such an about-face
sounds familiar, she may be subconsciously trying to
justify her little tryst. Nagging you helps eliminate or at
least ease her nagging guilt. So if she habitually begins
to point out your every flaw, you may want to get to
the bottom of what’s really going on because it’s one
of the signs she’s cheating on you.


3. She has a mysterious friend
A telltale sign that your woman is cheating arises when
a mysterious friend inches his way into the picture.
Whether it’s someone she claims is a coworker or an
old friend from way back, she keeps this friendship
under wraps and is hesitant to share any general
details about him, much less introduce you. And it
doesn’t take a Ph.D. to figure out why.


4. She deflects simple questions
You should be suspicious of your girlfriend when she
refuses to answer the simplest and fairest of questions
or answers questions only after repeating them back to
you, which usually indicates a mind that’s searching
for a lie. Be wary of times when, rather than reveal
that she got home at midnight, she begrudgingly asks,
“Why do you want to know what time I left the coffee
shop?” If she gets defensive about disclosing
information that she used to volunteer without
hesitation, she may be hiding something or someone
and it’s one of the surest signs she’s cheating on you.


5. She shifts priorities away from you
If she is involved in a hot and heavy romance with
someone else, you’ll definitely feel a shift in her daily
priorities. Suddenly, there are no more implied Sunday
dates at the movies or something always comes up on
dance-lesson Thursday. There is a tendency for most
philanderers to schedule meetings with their new flame
as often as they can, which results in a complete
disregard for previous engagements.


6. She puts more effort into looking sexy
You may like her just the way she is, but that won’t
stop her from trying to dazzle her new fling. Just as
you tried to impress each other at the beginning of
your relationship, she’ll try to impress her new flame
with a sudden urge to improve her style, change her
makeup and alter her physical appearance for the new
man in her life. So, while her desire to look sexier is
one thing, not caring about your opinion on the
matter is quite another.


7. She becomes autonomous
One of the biggest signs she’s cheating on you is her
breaking away from your little two-person unit to
become more autonomous. She has dropped ” we”
from her vocabulary in favor of “I.” Moreover, she
does more things on her own and stops consulting you
about future plans. In short, she conducts herself in
ways that hint that she no longer needs you to hold
her hand. Whether she’s hoping you’ll leave her or
she’s simply looking for more time to lead her “double
life,” it’s safe to conclude that she wants you out of
the picture — she just can’t build up the nerve to leave
you.


8. She is secretive about her schedule
She may claim to no longer have time for any
extracurricular activities with you, yet she has one foot
out the door the minute one of her girlfriends calls.
Either that or she has been “going away on business”
one too many times. And when she does leave, her
whereabouts are sketchy at best and you are somehow
always the last to know. Disclosing her itinerary to you
at the last minute and overlooking your plans in the
process can mean many things, one of which isn’t that
she’s forgetting, but rather leaving you out.


9. You become irrelevant
What could be worse than a girlfriend who nags you
about absolutely everything? How about one who
stops noticing that you’re even alive? All at once, she
doesn’t care if you don’t want to go to the saloon with
her; she’ll just find somebody else with whom to go.
And whatever opinion you may have, be it about how
she looks or how you’re feeling, is met with a tepid
response. In other words, she doesn’t place the same
importance on what you think and what you do as she
once did, especially on things that directly affect the
relationship.

u rock dude, but som o'dem village chick might slap you, thinking you want to clean their LIPSTICK....