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EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 9:40am On Nov 28, 2014
DADAGBENGA1:
pls, somebody should help me out on this. I VISITED JAMB WEBSITE TO PRINT MY ADMISSION LETTER BUT THE SITE WAS SAYING WRONG PIN/SERIAL NUMBER WHEN I INPUT THE PIN AND SERIAL NUMBER THAT I USE TO CHECK MY JAMB RESULT. I ALSO TRY THE PIN& SERIAL NUMBER THAT I USE TO REGISTER FOR JAMB BUT IS STILL SAYING THE SAME THING. is there anyone in this forum that have printed his/her own? PLSSSS LET'S HELP OUR SELF
[color=#990000][/color] shocked
na e-facility card u go buy 1500
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 8:05am On Nov 28, 2014
Joshuabase:
FUTA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which kain mumu geosciences una give me ohhhuh

UNA FADA!!!!!!! :-/
cheesy
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 6:22am On Nov 28, 2014
47 days to go......i rep industrial dedign....
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 11:39pm On Nov 27, 2014
48 days to resumption....
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 4:21pm On Nov 26, 2014
cm seh no industrial design student here ni.....
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 10:44am On Nov 26, 2014
TANKGOD FINALLY A FUTARIAN!!! INDUSTRIAL DESIGN PLS DROP UR WHATSAPP CONTACT IF U AR ALSO BEEN ADMITTED INTO INDUSTRIAL DESIGN.....#>GREAT FUTARIAN<#
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 7:09pm On Nov 21, 2014
ALL WE AR SAYING RELEASE D LIST
ALL WE AR SAYING RELEASE D LIST
ALL WE AR SAYING RELEASE D LIST
EducationRe: All 2014/15 Futa Freshers Would B Given Tab!! by alkines(op): 9:34pm On Nov 20, 2014
Bleshh:
never quote me again till you die or else i would mess u up if i get to c u @ all
U lafin out loud mtcheeew u tooo small....buh jokin apart which course u changed to
EducationRe: All 2014/15 Futa Freshers Would B Given Tab!! by alkines(op): 9:26pm On Nov 20, 2014
Bleshh:
see wu z sick nw..... Ode, na only u get double comments


park well, b4 i pounce on ur empty skull
hmmm..seeing u type make me remeber a saying WHEN A MAD MAN CALLS U A MAD MAN WILL U REPLY D MAD MAN....
EducationRe: All 2014/15 Futa Freshers Would B Given Tab!! by alkines(op): 9:26pm On Nov 20, 2014
Bleshh:
see wu z sick nw..... Ode, na only u get double comments


park well, b4 i pounce on ur empty skull
hmmm..seeing u type make me remeber a saying WHEN A MAD MAN CALLS U A MAD MAN WILL U REPLY....
EducationRe: All 2014/15 Futa Freshers Would B Given Tab!! by alkines(op): 4:51pm On Nov 20, 2014
Bleshh:
Mtcheeewww... I feel like punchn u in d ballss to death


Like this post if u think the OP is sick and needs medical attention
like u nid medical attention u dis crazy hiv aids patient....omo ale.
EducationRe: All 2014/15 Futa Freshers Would B Given Tab!! by alkines(op): 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2014
Bleshh:
Mtcheeewww... I feel like punchn u in d ballss to death


Like this post if u think the OP is sick and needs medical attention
like u nid medical attention u dis crazy hiv aids patient....omo ale...
EducationAll 2014/15 Futa Freshers Would B Given Tab!! by alkines(op): 4:16pm On Nov 20, 2014
FUTA VC DEBUNKS
INCREMENT IN
SCHOOL FEE
As a result of the rumour on campus
concerning the increment in the
school fee, the student union
government took a bold step by
meeting with the management of the
university.the SUG executives were
led by the president in person of
Com.Ashola Daniel. Furthermore in
attendance are the vice chancellor,
Prof.G.Daramola, DVC ACADEMICS,
Prof. Fashakin and the dean of
students , DR.B.K ALESE, popularly
referred to by students as BABA EWE.
The VC addressed this issue by saying
"the management has not increase
the school fees as I speak today 9th of
Oct.2014.if such will come up, the
student union leaders will be called
to table.he further said "we are not
unmindful of the economic state of
our nation. He said the management
so much respect the students.
But has at now, the student Union
leaders has not been called to a table
concerning the increments of fee or
not. The VC said has an innovation
that the university would embark on
from next session, every incoming
100l student would have a a branded
TAB with the university logo on
it,which is compulsory for all
incoming 100l students and optional
for the stallites,that is any interested
persons can get theirs. Finally, the
student union government of FUTA
are at all times protecting your
interest and using this medium to
debunk every rumour of increase in
school fees.
Comment on this below Reporting
from the office SUG PRO.Mobolaji
Iyanuoluwa..a.k.a. I-wonder.

SportsRe: Arsenal (sanchez) Vs (rooney) Man U by alkines(op): 3:58pm On Nov 20, 2014
alkines:
predict who win nd d scoreline ARSENAL VS MAN U
for me ARS 3 VS MAN U 1
SportsArsenal (sanchez) Vs (rooney) Man U by alkines(op): 3:42pm On Nov 20, 2014
predict who win nd d scoreline ARSENAL VS MAN U
HealthThis Is Shocking!!! by alkines(op): 3:31pm On Nov 20, 2014
Tampa Bay| The case of four 1-year old brothers from
Florida, who were born from the same pregnancy but
of four different colors, continues to mystify the
scientists who have been studying the boys. The sons
of single mother Sheila Wilkinson, appear to have
taken all the traits of only one race each, and they all
have a different skin color.
Although this kind of phenomenon has been observed
in the past with twins on some very rare occasions, it
is the first case of multicolored quadruplets ever
known to have existed.
The 23-year old mother got pregnant during the 2012
Springbreak while partying in Louisiana. She admits
she had multiple sexual partners over a short time
period at and that she is not certain who the father of
her children is. The boys were born on December 7th at
the Tampa General Hospital, instantly attracting a lot
of attention from the world’s media and also from the
scientific community. They are named Jason, Timothy,
Anthony and William.
The geneticians who have studied the boys’ case,
believe that they could be the offspring of four
different fathers, a phenomenon called heteropaternal
superfecundation. Fraternal (dizygotic) twins are the
result of hyper ovulation, which means the release of
multiple eggs in a single cycle. Superfecundation
describes a situation where the eggs are fertilized by
sperm from separate incidences of sexual intercourse.
In a case where a woman has sex with different
partners, the twins could have different fathers.
In another case well documented case of multicolored
twins, one parent was white and one was black, and –
as can happen with any fraternal twins – Lauren took
after her mother, Alison Spooner, while Hayleigh took
after her father, Dean Durrant. What makes this
family so remarkable is that this happened not once
but twice, seven years apart. British researchers
calculated that the odds of two sets of “black and
white twins” in the same family are about 2 in a
million.

EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 9:57am On Nov 19, 2014
Bleshh:
[b] SEE THIS NEVER-SUCCEDING ALWAYS-LOSING OVER-AGED CASTRATED FAGGGOT!!!





WHEN DID FUTA ADMIN OPEN NAIRALAND ACCOUNT NOW??


NUMBER ONE, YOU ARE JOBLESS. INSTEAD OF U TO START HUSTLING FOR JOBS AND MAKE A BETTER MAN OUT OF YOURSELF, U ARE HERE PRETENDING TO BE WHAT YOU ARE NOT!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE.....

YOUR DADDY MUST BE SO ASHAMED OF THE KIND OF MAN U HAVE BECOME TODAY..

aaaaaaaaawwwwwww


SECONDLY, YOU ARE A BIGGGGGF FOOL. EVEN IF IT IS THE WITCHES IN YOUR MOTHERS VILLAGE THAT HAS TURNED YOU HOPELESS AND SHAMELESS, AT LEAST, YOU OUGHT TO BE SMART AND USE YOUR BRAIN WHEN DOING THIS KIND OF 4.1.9 SCAMMING BUSINESS NA.. grin


ABI?? WHAT DO U THINK?

I HOPE YOU ARE GETTING MY POINT... grin

YOU GO SPICE UP YOUR STORY AND GAME, SO THAT UNFORTUNATE STUDENTS CAN BE YOUR PREY!!! YOU GET ME? grin





I WAS ABOUT GIVING YOU MY LAST POINT ,BUT I REALISED IT WONT HAVE ANY MEANING TO U.... MY LAST POINT WAS MEANT TO BE ABOUT BEING A GOOD ROLEMODEL TO YOUR KIDS AND ASKING YOURSELVES THIS QUESTION EVERYDAY " WOULD MY KIDS BE PROUD OF MY FRAUDULENT ACT?"...... BUH YES!!!! I REMEMBERED ONTIME....... HAHAHAHAHAHAA.... I REMEMBERED THAT YOU ARE A CASTRATED MUTHAFHUCKING COCKK SWALLOWING SLOWPOKE, FATHER OF NONE!!!!!!!



WELL, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT...IF U LIKE DRIBBLE,IF U LIKE PASS, IF U LIKE PLAY SHOT...THATS YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM!!!


























































FUTA ADMISSION SCAMMERS, DUPING ASPIRING AND INNOCENT FUTARIANS SINCE 200BC [/b]
[b]
Bleshh:
[b] SEE THIS NEVER-SUCCEDING ALWAYS-LOSING OVER-AGED CASTRATED FAGGGOT!!!





WHEN DID FUTA ADMIN OPEN NAIRALAND ACCOUNT NOW??


NUMBER ONE, YOU ARE JOBLESS. INSTEAD OF U TO START HUSTLING FOR JOBS AND MAKE A BETTER MAN OUT OF YOURSELF, U ARE HERE PRETENDING TO BE WHAT YOU ARE NOT!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE.....

YOUR DADDY MUST BE SO ASHAMED OF THE KIND OF MAN U HAVE BECOME TODAY..

aaaaaaaaawwwwwww


SECONDLY, YOU ARE A BIGGGGGF FOOL. EVEN IF IT IS THE WITCHES IN YOUR MOTHERS VILLAGE THAT HAS TURNED YOU HOPELESS AND SHAMELESS, AT LEAST, YOU OUGHT TO BE SMART AND USE YOUR BRAIN WHEN DOING THIS KIND OF 4.1.9 SCAMMING BUSINESS NA.. grin


ABI?? WHAT DO U THINK?

I HOPE YOU ARE GETTING MY POINT... grin

YOU GO SPICE UP YOUR STORY AND GAME, SO THAT UNFORTUNATE STUDENTS CAN BE YOUR PREY!!! YOU GET ME? grin





I WAS ABOUT GIVING YOU MY LAST POINT ,BUT I REALISED IT WONT HAVE ANY MEANING TO U.... MY LAST POINT WAS MEANT TO BE ABOUT BEING A GOOD ROLEMODEL TO YOUR KIDS AND ASKING YOURSELVES THIS QUESTION EVERYDAY " WOULD MY KIDS BE PROUD OF MY FRAUDULENT ACT?"...... BUH YES!!!! I REMEMBERED ONTIME....... HAHAHAHAHAHAA.... I REMEMBERED THAT YOU ARE A CASTRATED MUTHAFHUCKING COCKK SWALLOWING SLOWPOKE, FATHER OF NONE!!!!!!!



WELL, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT...IF U LIKE DRIBBLE,IF U LIKE PASS, IF U LIKE PLAY SHOT...THATS YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM!!!


























































FUTA ADMISSION SCAMMERS, DUPING ASPIRING AND INNOCENT FUTARIANS SINCE 200BC [/b]
[/b]
Bleshh:
[b] SEE THIS NEVER-SUCCEDING ALWAYS-LOSING OVER-AGED CASTRATED FAGGGOT!!!





WHEN DID FUTA ADMIN OPEN NAIRALAND ACCOUNT NOW??


NUMBER ONE, YOU ARE JOBLESS. INSTEAD OF U TO START HUSTLING FOR JOBS AND MAKE A BETTER MAN OUT OF YOURSELF, U ARE HERE PRETENDING TO BE WHAT YOU ARE NOT!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE.....

YOUR DADDY MUST BE SO ASHAMED OF THE KIND OF MAN U HAVE BECOME TODAY..

aaaaaaaaawwwwwww


SECONDLY, YOU ARE A BIGGGGGF FOOL. EVEN IF IT IS THE WITCHES IN YOUR MOTHERS VILLAGE THAT HAS TURNED YOU HOPELESS AND SHAMELESS, AT LEAST, YOU OUGHT TO BE SMART AND USE YOUR BRAIN WHEN DOING THIS KIND OF 4.1.9 SCAMMING BUSINESS NA.. grin


ABI?? WHAT DO U THINK?

I HOPE YOU ARE GETTING MY POINT... grin

YOU GO SPICE UP YOUR STORY AND GAME, SO THAT UNFORTUNATE STUDENTS CAN BE YOUR PREY!!! YOU GET ME? grin





I WAS ABOUT GIVING YOU MY LAST POINT ,BUT I REALISED IT WONT HAVE ANY MEANING TO U.... MY LAST POINT WAS MEANT TO BE ABOUT BEING A GOOD ROLEMODEL TO YOUR KIDS AND ASKING YOURSELVES THIS QUESTION EVERYDAY " WOULD MY KIDS BE PROUD OF MY FRAUDULENT ACT?"...... BUH YES!!!! I REMEMBERED ONTIME....... HAHAHAHAHAHAA.... I REMEMBERED THAT YOU ARE A CASTRATED MUTHAFHUCKING COCKK SWALLOWING SLOWPOKE, FATHER OF NONE!!!!!!!



WELL, THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT...IF U LIKE DRIBBLE,IF U LIKE PASS, IF U LIKE PLAY SHOT...THATS YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM!!!


























































FUTA ADMISSION SCAMMERS, DUPING ASPIRING AND INNOCENT FUTARIANS SINCE 200BC [/b]
God sef go day look sayy i create peson lik u na course u sabi for u lif ..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 9:33pm On Nov 13, 2014
because say i day wait for list i don almost grow grey hair oga ooo....
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Unveils New N100 Naira Notes [SEE PHOTOS] by alkines(op): 6:55am On Nov 13, 2014
graciousme:
This looks like the old notes, I wish the value improves sha.
I HOPE SO TOO O

PoliticsJonathan Unveils New N100 Naira Notes [SEE PHOTOS] by alkines(op): 12:01am On Nov 13, 2014
President Goodluck Jonathan on Wednesday
formally unveiled the new N100
commemorative notes at the Presidential
Villa, Abuja.
The short ceremony which was initially
scheduled for last Wednesday did not hold
then because of the President’s journey to
Burkina Faso.
Vice President Namadi Sambo and the
Central Bank of Nigeria’s Governor, Godwin
Emefiele, joined the President to unveil the
note during the weekly Federal Executive
Council meeting.
Shortly after presenting the note, Emefiele
said it was issued to commemorate the 100
years of the nation’s amalgamation.
He listed some countries that had before
now issued currencies to mark epochal
events to include Morocco, Russia and Costa
Rica among others.
He said the new note was produced with
what he described as most advanced security
features in the world.
Emefiele listed the design platforms on
which the note was made to include
security, durability, attractiveness, cultural
heritage and transformation.
Jonathan lauded the CBN for coming up
with the commemorative note, though it
was coming a bit late since activities
marking the nation’s centenary had been
concluded.
He recalled that commemorative N50 notes
were also introduced to mark the nation’s
50th independence anniversary.
Minister of Finance , Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-
Iweala, also commended the CBN for coming
up with the notes.
She specifically lauded the QRC feature on
the back of the note.
The code, if scanned with smart phones,
leads users to a website where the nation’s
history could be accessed.
The minister also raised questions on the
amount the CBN will use to print the new
notes and whether it would be done locally .
Jonathan however said the questions would
be answered when a memorandum on the
issue is prese

SportsLiverpool Vs Chelsea....predict D Scoreline by alkines(op): 3:00pm On Nov 07, 2014
PREDICT CORRECTLY THE SCORE LINE OF
THE MATCH BETWEEN
chelsea vs. liverpool now
Do You Think This Is The End Of the Road
fOr CHelsea 's Unbeaten record this season.,.
Do you think liverpool will break the jinx
comments
.

EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 8:47pm On Nov 06, 2014
Bleshh:
AND AS FOR U, IT HAS ALSO BEEN CERTIFIED THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SECRETLY SMOKING DRY PAWPAW LEAVES. . . WEHDONE grin oloshi
MAD HOMO HABLIS NT EVEN SAPIEN,NA U TEACH ME HW TO SMOKE AM ABI AGALAGAYEGEBAGAJENGE....ND IF D LIST IS REALEASD BY DEC MAY U DAT HAS CRITCISED D NEWS FACE AN UNTIMELY DEATH..ntin personal lol
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 8:43pm On Nov 06, 2014
Joshuabase:
The next person that posts false news will meet with an untimely death
...I CAN C DAT U JUST LEARNT D WORD ' UNTIMELY DEATH' TRU D DEATH OF UR RELATIVE ANOHIA...
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 6:51pm On Nov 06, 2014
its has certified dat d list will b released by december....news from d senate..
SportsKesi Recalls Ik Uche by alkines(op): 9:26am On Nov 03, 2014
KESHI RECALLED IK UCHE..and here ih his full squad..
FULL SQUAD..
Goalkeepers: Vincent Enyeama (Lille OSC,
France); Austin Ejide (Hapoel Be’er Sheva,
Israel); Chigozie Agbim (Gombe United,
Nigeria).
Defenders: Elderson Echiejile (Monaco FC,
France); Juwon Oshaniwa (Ashdod FC,
Israel); Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland);
Solomon Kwambe (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria);
Godfrey Oboabona (Rizespor FC, Turkey);
Kenneth Omeruo (Middlesbrough FC,
England); Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri
Wolves, Nigeria)

Midfielders: John Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC,
England); Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy)
Hope Akpan (Reading FC, England); Raheem
Lawal (Eskisehirspor FC, Turkey); Omatsone
Aluko (Hull City, England); Tony Edjomari
(Nasarawa United, Nigeria)

Forwards: Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow ,
Russia); Emmanuel Emenike (Fenerbahce FC,
Turkey); Gbolahan Salami (Warri Wolves,
Nigeria); Osaguona Ighodaro (Enugu
Rangers, Nigeria); Ikechukwu Uche
(Villareal FC, Spain); Aaron Samuel
(Guangzhou R &F, China); Sunday
Emmanuel (SV Scholz Grodig, Austria);
Babatunde Michael (Volyn Lutsk, Ukraine):
Emem Eduok (Dolphins FC, Nigeria)
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 9:13am On Nov 03, 2014
hmmmm hw u take knw
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 7:24am On Nov 03, 2014
addmission list ticking lik wall clock......
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Wears Boxer Briefs In New Instagram Photo by alkines(m): 12:15pm On Nov 02, 2014
mtcheeew

EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by alkines(m): 10:53am On Nov 02, 2014
TANKGOD OOOO I AV BEEN ADMITTED OOOO!!..sori by faith ni sha o...
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by alkines(m): 3:57pm On Nov 01, 2014
admitted by faith # yikes>

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