₦airaland Forum

Make she shift one side first. Death will reach everyone and nobody is special.

invitation for what exactly?
has she honoured the outcome of the last meeting?

haybhi1:
Good. But how do you get sex?

seems you have lost all hope of ever making use of your brain before you die.

siofra:
I'm a gold digger, gold digger, gold digger
Diggin Diggin gold gold gold gold

🤌

I love it!!!

you little boy, get a life.

dkidd:
Lol sonofabitch says he's been betrayed lol
U and babe dey knack each other nothing serious yet u want her to remain ur cumbag. So she didn't tell u? Fvckn move on to the next fvck buddy. She should have invited u to the wedding abi?

Walahi that guy needs to have his head thrown to jupiter. It is just occupying space on earth.
imagine the high sense of entitlement from a time wasting fuckbuddy.

natedensel:
Long story short, we were dating on and off for years

So you wanted the ON & OFF to go on forever? or what exactly is your anger about?
so you didn't expect that her life and plans would be moving upwards? you expected her to remain in LIMBO with you?

Instead of you to slide to the next level of your life, you had to spend at least 30 mins of your life to write all this because you feel entitled to know where she goes and what she does? Who do you think you really are?
what a LOSER

emoboy4u:
Imagination wan kill this one

what is fake about it?
even married women deny their hubby sex and fvck crazy outside then e come be woman wey still dey for dating? relax abeg.

immortalcrown:
This post only highlights your naughtiness.

see what you choose to see

smartlad:
u are very stupid I swear
Did i ask anybody for money?

you swear?
how is your left hand now?
how you wan take hug your mama now?
how can you swim now?
you are 30. no more missionary style for you.
your babe has two boobs, how will you press the second breast.?
You need two hands to count money. how you go count bundle of money?
I hope you are not a DJ or dry cleaner 😁🤣😂

dbos11:
I thought they said smoking weed boosts confidence and makes someone feels more relaxed but opposite is the case for me

See that bolded part? don't ever touch weed with that kind of mentality because you will fail.
Don't touch jay in a rowdy environment especially where people talk too much. You seff, don't talk too much.

Don't kiss it too much. Puff and shun. Puff and shun.

Observe your environment before you light up to avoid paranoia.

kingbee90:
This op is still living in 1978.
SMH!!.

Don't you ever insult people from 1978 again. do you know how many dicks got sucked even in 1722? over 50 million dicks. 😎

RealityKings1:
Oh darling don't give up, you don't necessarily have to work in the Senate.
You can work in a private school or be a motivational speaker

😁🤣

D111:
Stupid story, iPhone in 2013

Stupid story or you just have a stupid brain that can't even use google to do simple checks before making childish comments.
I was using an iPhone 4s in 2013. Stop putting your stupidity on public display

Jacktheripper:
Treat as fiction.

You know I am your number one and number two fan. find it hard to treat this as fiction unless you repeat say it again that I should treat this as fiction. This feels as real as my phone in my hands right now.

Bookhub:
I have heard this more than twice from people who claim to be spiritual that 40% of the naira notes we spend today are from the spirit world, I begin to wonder how true this

Yes it is true. there is a very big PRINTING & MINTING COMPANY in the spirit world. I don't know what planet that world is but they have a transportation company that brings the money to Nigeria. Even back then when your ancestors were using cowries, the spirit people were supplying them money. YOU ARE A GRAND FOOL and you will never be smart or wise till the day you die.

for you to even wonder on this shows that every second you spent on all your education is a waste.

osazsky:
How old are u..this is definitely stroke...pls visit the nearest physiotherapist..u have a long road to recovery endeavor to check ur bp

Definitely? And you did your diagnosis and analysis from your phone screen?
Thank God for your talent. We need more DOCTORS like you. 👍🏽

smartlad:
I feel like commiting suicide.

you don't want to go to the hospital and you don't want to hear the word STROKE but you are ALREADY feeling like commiting suicide. Na God go punish you and all your hands that you are using to BUILD UP your scam tactics.

You are here telling us what you don't like as if anyone is here to pamper you. Thunder scatter your left leg.

NaijaGoBetter2:
Hmm
While some people are so lazy that they can’t even read to understand the story.

Honestly, when you take your time to look at the way a large majority of Nairaland people respond to matters that come in long texts, you would quiver at how this reflects the general comprehension level of a larger group of people who you share the same nationality with.
It makes you wonder how easy it is to keep the populace chained to backwardness because it would be hard for a country with such a humongous amount of literacy deficient people would ever achieve collective progress.
The major quagmire in this sad matter is that a large percentage of the people that fall this in this category have academic certificates and large following of people in society and there is nothing you can ever do or say to make them see how their academic deformity is leaking drops of nuisance like vivegar in the public pool of enlightenment.

Dpaulie:
Ni sir, she's just showcasing her foolishness, she's not refined, if u ask me

Please point out where I said anything about being REFINED?
Since when did anyone need to be refined to attain toughness?

Na wah oh.

descartes400:
She's your type, may you marry a woman with her character. Ameen!

Just the way your mama be my type.

just because I mentioned someone's attributes then the next thing that comes to your mind is marriage. small pikin dey worry you.

Benbroz:
will this breakfast for two be regarded as over pampering her or its a thumbs up.?

If this is your regular life then why should it be thumbs up or pampering?
if it is my regular lifestyle to drive around in a nice car with AC then why should I downsize because I carried one babe like that in my car?

So you get it? The real question is about you and not her. IS IT YOUR REGULAR BREAKFAST OR YOU JUST SIMPING TO IMPRESS?

UcheKingsley1:
Mugu, as if you can afford it

if you were not a fool then you would have seen that THE AFFORDABILITY is the point the government would use to reduce suicide. When you actually know that you must pay to die, then you would use the money for something else.

CJStarz:
And Yorubas will be buying and using them instead of jumping into the lagoons .

T-Billz would have used this quietly 😁

UcheKingsley1:
Shut the fvck up.....do you give them money to buy it and kill themselves?

you want free suicide? you want someone to clean your mess for free? that is why someone like you can never ever run government. you will always be at the complaint side of life because your brain is just to atom size to grasp anything.

many lives, hopes and dreams... gone

This will appear on FRONT PAGE two days later

Exceed15:
Really!Are they encouraging people to take their lives ?

Just imagine that you are in a TRAIN and your train has to make an emergency stop because someone wanted to kill himself and chose to jump in front of the train. Your mind will be messed up and the government will spend money on repairs. What about those that jump into express road and cause the death of others?
You are a hotel owner and you are minding your business jeje then someone lodging in your VIP decides the best thing to drink in your hotel room is a nice bottle of SNIPER. His vomits and shits all over your bed and walls and destroys the TV and furniture as he/she struggles with death. Next thing police matter.

If you know how much government spends cleaning up the mess left behind by suiciders then you will know that it is far better this way.
Those that want to die will die peacefully and they can be buried with dignity without stressing people that are still alive.

papiSNEH:
Man must not leave by bread alone

yes he can WENT with tea

Preciousgirl:
Why do guys still knowing I am married with my ring still have the nerve to ask me out?

God punish you and your ring. Attention seeker wey nobody dey toast coming dey lie for here.

Naija ladies will really miss the way toasters woo them here and there. They cross Naija and become so lonely and sexually frustrated.

As a guy, beer and women will be very far from you for a long while and you have to watch every step and action unlike Naija where you can throw a party FOR NO REASON and babes will be everywhere.

janedonez:
Trump just like wahala aswear

and you say so because years of wasteful government in NIGERIA has made you think it is okay for the family of an ex official to have a better life and more security (paid by taxpayers) than you and other regular Nigerians.
I have said it before, our politicians are not the problem. The problem is fellow Nigerians like you that clap and allow for their rubbish to continue for generations.

who started all this and even encouraged it? the youth.?

This is the everyday lifestyle of many men and women in the upper class age in society, politcian or not. Go to any federal or state secretariat at night or weekends and see the level of JAZZ these people bring in to FORTIFY their offices. Search all those AGBADA in house of assembly and see those with tortoise and chameleon and etc around their waist and body.

Do you really think we would see less of these juju things if SOCIAL MEDIA was alive in the 40s and 50s up to Year 2000? Nollywood only threw light on the happenings, Nollywood didn't promote anything because it still would have been going on with high speed, Nollywood or not.