₦airaland Forum

Moneybadger:
Nahh.. Diddy killed Biggie to complicate the whole scheme

ogogoro and kaikai don dey talk

Shey this one go survive for prison so?

your topic is in Kaduna

your write-up is in Azerbaijan

TheStoriesOfMan:
Oya make I add PLEASE.

Chief Honorable Allblack, Defender of the Universe and Controller of the Solar system, PLEASE tell us how we can use Abacha to reduce excess salt in soups.

Eshe Sir
Daalụ Sir
Nagode Sir

shey you know say na night be this and you come dey give me titles wey belong to Alpha and Omega. if baba God vex for me na you I go call.

shey you know dried abacha, the white one they sell in market. sprinkle plenty of it over your salty food without mixing it... dont mix oh... just leave it on top and let it be there for about 5 minutes.

take it out... voila.

Love800:
What's the difference between a chef and a cook please?

If na to watch porn and BBNAIJA dem go see you there.

Simple dictionary dey scare you.

The amount of BODY ODOUR in this room can trigger nuclear reactor to explode

CLEAR ROAD FOR MEN WEY DEY USE RPG TURN SEMO FOR BUSH

if na me shoot this video

dss prick go just stand like plank. 2 seconds dem don TRACK THE VIDEO reach my village to catch me.

see boys with deadly weapons... NO CASE

all work and no play makes Abdul a dull bandit

Ukeh1w2:
I feel depressed so much having to go through this.
I can't receive blawjob,
I can't have sex comfortably

leave all this one wey you dey talk first

make friends with people wey dey sell coffin.

your rope don short well well

Oxb90:
Im for come naija come receive emotional speeches from fellow disabled.

make he sleep one night for IDP CAMP wake up with RENEWED HOPE

Checkwell:
He was even a philanthropist in dollars o. Person wey get money to even dash people. Wetin go make am kill himself? He never knew his money could buy him happiness in Nigeria.

he for come naija make i give am two sisters wey go use shayo & big nyash spoil him depression

Bye Bye...

who i wan die leave my beer & big nyash for?

I salute guys wey dey brave enough to leave this earth but I AM GOING TO DIE ONE DAY so please, WHY THE HURRY?

so she no fit pay cleaners abi she dey fear kidnappers?

abi she wan show THE NEXT GUY say she be wife material?

Gbogboski:
It's still better than to die in abject poverty

you are still blinded.

you know you can make 100 million this night and lose it all to hands of kidnappers that will still wipe out all your family.

Abject poverty? do you really have power over anything in this life?

How many years have you lived?

How many do you have left?

in the end, NOTHING MATTERS

TheStoriesOfMan:
Abacha kwa?

Tell us the third secret na.

I wan be chef like Hilda Bacci.

the one wey i tell you.. you dey doubt me.

but you wan collect secret and you couldn't even say PLEASE

shey you sabi where I dey hang out for night. come there collect the secret.

or better yet... go and ask Hilda

StevenMarley:
Chefs and cooks in the house, abeg help a brother before my Sunday soup enter voicemail

Number one trick.. potatoes

Number two which people don't know much about... Dried Tapioca (Abacha)

Number 3... top secret

finally na chef I be sha

HacheNoire:
Dwarf be seeking attention!

Even those that started the propaganda have abandoned it,

In your seventh life, you will never be able to get to the height of Nicki's knees even when she is sleeping in her grave.

No!

Dwarf? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.

Thank God for phone and internet sha

LordLicifer:
Absolutely correct! But you could see that even if nigerian police was present there they would have taken the side of the Indian.

Yes they would have done so.

But if they have that FIRM KNOWLEDGE that taking sides with the foreigner would ignite the anger of the Nigerian people, they will never try it.

But even the police knows that they can be beating me right now in clear daylight and people will just be passing without any challenge to the police.

NIGERIANS ARE THE NUMBER ONE AND TWO PROBLEMS OF NIGERIA

Kobicove:
The Nigerian government should make kidnapping a capital offence!

You want them to do what? story

something that has been happening for years now.

TILL THE PEOPLE OF NIGERIA GET TIRED AND STAND UP AGAINST KIDNAPPING,

IT WILL NEVER STOP

This business is proudly sponsored by

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NI.......

A.... GER REPUBLIC
B.... CARAGUA
C. NONE OF THE ABOVE
D. I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER FOR SECURITY REASONS

Mattswaggz:
Damn!..... Imagine being as good as a slave in your own land....IBB words comes to mind. .

they are even merciful to us in our own country

the way life has lost value in Nigeria, they suppose dey put us for container under slave trade AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

This is how it will be till NIGERIANS... not government oh... NIGERIANS... till the day Nigerians WAKE UP and let the world know we don't accept government looting, killings, and any form of rubbish.

if you don't take yourself serious, nobody will

This is the type of thing that should make Nigerians go online and blast IMF on Twitter but NO!

So we should become a country of giveAWAY.

This shows that IMF is heavily opposed to any form of development in Nigeria. they just intend to keep us in their slave chains with things like this.

SHAME

He will not abandon Nigerians

The harsh impact will not abandon Nigerians too

Thank you Mr Presido. Increase the pain, Nigerians no fit do anything na only talk dem go talk

Tribal Bigot heading the diaspora office

Jayhome24:
But why is it that in your life good news dey always gives yu heart attack?

Your beer parlour talk can't work here.

try something else

why will mediocrity not be GOOD NEWS to you?

Jocdon:
Have you paid back the money you borrowed Opay?

The day I borrow money from opay will be the day opay will close.

opay? what a joke.

stop trying to reflect your life problems on other people.

KosiGee:
It looks like artificial turf.

it doesn't look like artificial turf

don't you go out of your house?
have you not seen this before?

it is the same EVENT CENTER DECORATION RUG that we all know.

abi you no dey see?

Die009:
but it look nice with the work been done

why will it not be beautiful in your eyes?
someone put EVENT CENTER PLASTIC RUG in a stadium and took pictures with filters for you in 2026 and it looks NICE to you?

Nigerians are so easy to fool and the politicians know this.

Are you into engineering or any field that requires measurement? Can you see the thickness of that PLASTIC GRASS? Do you even play football? can that RUG last one year of active playing? Then they will come next year to show you another picture... and it will be NICE again in your eyes.

oya come and say AT LEAST THEY TRIED like a usual Nigerian.

I feel sorry for anyone who will think of doing any kind of SLIDING CELEBRATION after scoring a goal here. E go chop hospital food taya.

this is the kind of GRASS they want to put in a stadium?
Mediocrity at its finest

Umahi chop as you like.

you will not be there forever

many ministers came before you and did ten times of whatever you are doing with all this ASSKISSING and they still left. your own is not special.

chop your own turn