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Life na market

If you sell your market finish you go

ZaddyJ:
Omo honeybunch podcast come to his aide oo

honest bunch.

500000 more characters needed

Chased for twelve years.

Reminds me of that... 12 YEARS A SLAVE

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Earlier this week, we made Nairaland look more modern and fresh by switching to a more beautiful font that we discovered on a gorgeous website that many techies visit every day.

If you have any complaint about the new font, please post a screenshot of what the font looks like on your device. Also, name your device and the browser you used. Well figure it out.

Regards,
Seun of Nairaland. 😃

I have a super idea for you. i have been carrying it about for months now to the point I had to write it down in my notepad.

This idea will transform the whole social architecture of Nairaland if finessed and implemented.

reach out to me or it will remain in my notepad, please.

fergie001:
I have very excellent memory of things but this sleep, 💯

Till now, I sleep less than 3½ hours everyday. I don't want to start taking pills.

I used to hate sleep and holidays especially those years when you had to enter bank for every transaction. I no wan hear say you send money and holiday no gree bank open, i fit cry.

Till now, i consider sleep to be the most boring activity ever. I see people sleeping for 5-9 hours and shriek in disbelief.

Urgent1Million:
I hope it won't get to the point where he would use the flashlight of his phone to look for the same phone.

mine was a video call.

phone was in my hand making call and I was looking for it everywhere. Damn

chrisxxx:
Share similar experience that you have had or heard.

Lack of sleep can mess up your memory

I have a very far stretched memory to the point where friends and family usually call me to remind them of things that happened eons ago.

I have over 20 passwords and lots of phone numbers and birthdays in my head till now so I don't really think age is the number one factor of forgetfulness in this issue. Mine always happens when I have gone for like 2 days without sleep.

One day I was making a video call.
Next thing, I started moving around the house looking for SOMETHING 😂

the person I was video calling with asked me why I was frantic and I responded "I AM LOOKING FOR MY PHONE"

The same phone that was right there in my hand making a video call.

Na so I cut the call and put off the phone, took sleep p"lls and went to sleep by force.

If you know how many times the husband must have heard stuff like

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME THAT ANOTHER MAN HAS NOT DONE

YOU THINK YOU ARE A MAN? LOOK AT WHAT OTHER MEN ARE DOING.

I REGRET EVER MEETING YOU

but here she is with the praises. 😂

FEAR THIS GENDER

Kollysman1:
Deploy the same tools for boko haram and bandit videos

you want them to distrupt one of the source of IGR? Prison go full with big men.

oneMalik:
Na we the citizens deh aid crime and criminality in Nigeria but always quick to come blame govt for our foolishness .

Everything na update for Nigerians

The level of wickedness in the Nigerian society would have sent the Titanic to the Mariana Trench in less than three seconds

Tk4all:
Sorry to quote you o

But who on earth brings those devilish ideas? If perpetrators can be caught, they deserve a death sentence but this is Nigeria

the sentence should be carried out on national TV.

i keep saying it, Nigeria is not ripe for removal of capital punishment

Csami:
Run go happen

wait oh.! is that really the meaning?

Hahahahahahaha

TheStoriesOfMan:
Wizkid Is a partner with the biggest Cuban producer in the world.

For every Backwoods(Backy) a Nigerian youth takes, wizkid has %

una don start oh.
una don come again oh

kpankpangolo:
Now I want to knack my female best friend.
How do I achieve this?

Don't ruin a good thing.

friends are rare in this world and God sent you to be her friend which you should consider as a lifelong honour instead of thinking about spreading her legs.

Don't let the devil spoil the special bond you share.

send me her number let me advise her HORIZONTALLY 💯😎

PeterObi4Presid:
All this people paid the price by serving a demon. Dey play.
They don't joke sacrificing for their deity when due. Na only you dey joke

Is that the excuse you have already prepared to tell your children? this is 2026 oh!

oglalasioux:
You didn’t mention whizkid. Do you belong to the whizkid/davido supremacy gang?

Name one or two financial investments he is spear heading

CLITTOCURRENCY BUS STOP

o wa

What kind of cable?

Coaxial?
Armoured?
Fiber Optic?

How many rolls of cable did he cut?

jFrankNorfleet:
I'm certain those that can afford this are not on nairaland

Don't try yourself oh

people know people that know people

Samueltemi337:
Foreign Used Gulfstream G IV
1998 Model
Exterior Repainted 2018
14 Seater

Private Jet
Aft Galley Configuration
Forward & Aft Lavatories

Price: 18.5B

Serious buyers only!

now that is what we are talking about!

EIGHTEEN BILLION NAIRA CLEARANCE SALE

Caaz:
Such fathers/husbands are scattered all over nairaland

The good thing is that your own is not scattered

they are right there in your family

Everybody crying on the camera.

see how this one is casting her family

shey na you and the ACTIVIST wan sponsor her lifestyle?

the ACTIVIST fit buy G-Wagon?

allow the girl to run back to DADDY and wait for INHERITANCE

Wow! E don teyyyy wey I enter this part of NAIRALAND oh.

Bayoonanuga:
Noted thanks

Thank you for thanking me. 😁

Bayoonanuga:
How much last and where's your location

LoL... is it that you can't read?

or you just want to stress the seller?

abi your WhatsApp no dey work to make contact? what if the seller is not online right now.? na so you go wait till he open NL to reply you? Na wah

why make simple things difficult?

Kingzjayzee:
The revelation reportedly left her shocked after she had invested a year in what she believed was a serious relationship.

Woman dey invest for relationship?

Since when?

With what?