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Smartjeezy01:
To enjoy the first round, self-service the first round inside the closet and ready for the second round on her. Na joke o

what happened to BJ?

why warnk when BJ is available?

Speedstar7:
I was talking to a girl this evening before she uttered that statement "small boy like you"

it is not about WHAT YOU SAID, it is about HOW YOU SAID IT.

women are built that way, if you step to her with a weak game she will MINIMIZE you even if she is 10 years younger than you. You better go to work on things that boost your confidence if you don't want babes to play your EGO like lawn tennis. Dem no send you

Sirchiboy:
I will advise men to stop dating ebonyi girls if not you will regret it for the rest of your life.

This little minded boy has started again.

Chiboy what LGA are you from? Say it with your full chest and let us tell you the type of women you have in your community.

If you can't say where you are from, then you are not worth the blood in your veins.

3 types of men?

so how many other types of men are there?

because if these are the ones women meet, then there are THE ONES WOMEN DON'T MEET.

How many are they?

you must complete what you started

Ever since one of those umbrellas gave me the SHOCK of my life, na social distance.

Raincoat indoors only. No raincoat outdoors
😁😁😁😁😁😁

Goo0dHardDick:
Heard without government support and backup, this dude would have been nothing?

Keep hearing... When will anybody hear about you?

No be person wey get brain government dey give backup?

E easy to get government backup?

bigpicture001:
It's good for senior student, from SS1 to SS3

Validate this, just try your best to make it make sense

Extra lessons ❌

if i am paying school fees for my child and you still need my child to pay for extra lesson before you do your job then you are BAD at your job. It is left to me to hire a private home tutor for my child IF NEED BE.

Good one from the government

Yes the new font is ✅✅✅✅✅

Makes sense

less formal

Alliswell248:
Emilokan would go in May 2031. Millions of sore losers cant stop him.

I pray oh.

but who is going to unseat the cokie.?

peter wey wan whyne us with ONE TERM?

I was there when Donald was nodding his head in grand approval.

The whole staff of the WHITE HOUSE were nodding their head too.

it was like a NODDING festival

I think DEBORAH was also there but she didn't NOD because she remembered how ATIKU withdrew his comment about her death in the last elections.

nairalanda1:
What even shows that na lie...the mother of wife was not present in the house at all at all.

That is not possible in the Nigerian setting. Not if the grandmother wants to attract abuse on top of her head.

Exactly. Did it happen in Jamaica or New Zealand? No info just More super stories without reference to time and location or any binding detail

ajalawole:
you have been on nairaland since 2005 don't mean the world start in 2005. If we check the couple in question we're just 5years old when you join nairaland. Have seen a lady about 5month pregnancy just for her to focus on her tiktok page.. things that happened those days, you can't compare it with 2005 backwards.

More super stories without reference to time and location or any binding detail keeps coming up

Did you read that part?
or you were just in a rush to respond

When you think you have seen it all

More super stories without reference to time and location or any binding detail keeps coming up

who neglects a baby after 4 years of waiting?

And instead of THE MOTHER coming to stay with her & the baby, she went to stay with a mother that could not notice the condition of the child? FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS?

SEUN OSEWA please stop trying to mess with our intelligence. do you really think everybody here is 12 years old?

I have been on NL for 21 years... that is since 2005 and I have not seen this level of LOW and CRASS on this forum. WTF is this?

Igbo people sha.

A house divided amongst itself

Anyway, I don't blame him. It is not like Peter has anything to offer with his awkward 4 year promise

Will he not fly over there and go give her a HUG to comfort her?

what do we have presidential jet for?

vick00:
I fell in love with a girl and i talk to her. we started dating and i later realize her former boyfriend iz a cultist, and he told me to leave her wot should i do plz.

with this your writing? a girl agreed to even talk to you?

birds of a feather....

Sirchiboy:
I will advise men to stop dating ebonyi girls if not you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Another awkward post to show your SHALLOW way of thinking in HD.

What is the name of your local government area?

Your women are the best. Yes?

oya lie give us

Baronthecelebri:
Nothing, anytime she open her legs for him,he should compensate her. ASAP

will she compensate him for the plantain he gave her?

Eyyah wetin we wan do for this matter now?

Thank You God for my own

Woo? is that a Chinese name?

Reloadedisraelp:
so if poor progress the rich will start hating....?.

And why can't the poor just progress and stay focused without throwing stones?

who told you that POVERTY is a main criteria for success? Can't a rich man's son progress too?

You Ugandans are so funny

Reloadedisraelp:
what are u even saying ?I don't see any offense in what erigga says.....

God will not allow you see it even if it is directed at your own credibility

ChristianMuslim:
Davido is that you

.

Ask Again

Reference:
You are about to have a very, very bad day.

sweat go full body

mental calculator go shake

Pootle:
take everything except the phones and use the gun for protection

some bozos will carry the phones and the two AK guns.

if baretta no dey there, na only money i go carry move

HacheNoire:
Seems this dude is into drugs!

Why is he always charging at people?

Thats one thing I like about drill music. Someone would have put him in a box.

HacheNoire BlackAxe

put him in a box eh? that's what drill is about? putting people in boxes? how many have you done? trying to sound tough.

DoWhatThouWilt:
Lol

Frog-voice adeleke is done pretending to be a nice sane person.

.

Angel Voice

I heard you won the last edition of AGT with your wonderful voice.

congratulations

FROG VOICE has been a professional musician for over 10 years.

Now remove 10 years from your life and tell the whole of Nairaland how old you were when Davido started using his FROG VOICE to make money.

Apart from winning AGT and MTN PROJECT FAME with your ANGEL VOICE, What have you achieved since Davido sang Dami Duro?

once again, congratulations.

Samantha125:
Why not adopt some of those almajiris roaming the streets?

And you say you are a south African? na lie joor. you don cast

TheHatofEsther:
This is why a lady should have her own source of income. If that the man doesn't support you, tell him to mooove

Define support as it concerns this matter

so what next? you come to the venue looking like a village wrestler and I refuse to buy you even water, would you go ahead and drink piss?

Moove? she would ask the guy for new shoes too.

The main question here is....

who did she follow to that venue?

Because if she actually followed the guy in his car and walked into that venue with him and sat on the same table with him... all in the name of YOU REFUSED TO BUY ME A NEW DRESS... and he permitted all that, then it is very safe to say THE GUY IS THE PROBLEM

but we all know this is another lame skit abi na content. very irrelevant