₦airaland Forum

Ezeama400:
God fatherism should never be allowed to prevail in this modern age and time in our politics.

Too late.

Stephen0mozzy:
By now the guy go don humble 🤣🤣
Him go don talk Sir Sir reach 4 billion times by now.

Him preek don enter him belle

where is the other guy that killed someone in full daylight?

have they finished with his social media parade and waiting for Nigeria to forget?

heartbraker:
but she dey stop me naa,this is not a cook up story

She dey stop you and she has stopped you 3 times. Don't you feel used? Don't you feel like a sponge?

Abeg Who made her the gateman of sex?
Why can't you say NO and stop her too? Treat her like a child & Let her simply sit down, watch TV and go. But you can't because you are afraid of her and don't want to lose her.

TELL HER NO too. STOP HER TOO. Do it to her and watch how she reacts under your control. CAN SHE TAKE IT? will she ask that yeye question of WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME KISS YOU? ARE YOU ANGRY?

instead you allow her and your best move is to come here and turn to a journalist on Nairaland.

and Yes! you are a simp.

heartbraker:
but she dey stop me naa,this is not a cook up story

na when she go carry pregnancy come dump for your head you go explain taya because people are seeing her come to your house and they noticed all the long periods you both are indoors.

Just kwantinue

why deleting all the responses?

what's going on here?

udofia234:
Hmmm. Is this your advise?

See. if I should ELABORATE and start giving extensive talk it wouldn't be needed because 95% relationship advices end up in the recycle bin and walahi me no get power to type plenty wey you no go use.

So that's why I simplified it to something that I know will definitely happen, "You will outgrow it". Even men wey their woman leave two weeks to marriage follow another man... dem no die, the babe no die, the world keeps rotating and it all is just another story IN THE PAST.

Face front.

You will outgrow all this one day.

For now, keep sucking your finger.

EmmyMaestro:
The person that had been telling me ‘I love you’ blocked me everywhere

Classic Gaslighting tactics.

So because he said HE LOVES YOU automatically means he should overlook all your dirty red flags and stay forever with a pig?

Will you accept such if he comes to your house, used the toilet and FORGET to flush?

Abeg shift with your FAKE story.

Yes he is the one God sent from heaven to save Nigeria and he only want one round term.

Oh ye Holiest politician Saint Peter Obi, Pray for us.

So he lacked maturity 6 months ago?

But he is mature now?

Authoreety:
Abeg carry that your negativity shift.

Carry your own positive charge dey waka.

You no hungry to live this life pass all those wey dem dey waste for Jos and Benue daily.

This is really scary, scary movie

Authoreety:
Hmmmm... This is really scary
But thank God for his mercies

You are in Nigeria where everyone on your street can be kidnapped and beheaded with no help or even attention from the government.... and this is scary?

Keep whyning yourself

That teacher that was beheaded probably had the cleanest liver and stainless kidneys but HELLO! where is he now?

kingbee90:
Guy, you no reason say another guy man fit tumble your own wife like this tomorrow?

I knew someone will come and say this.

Please if you catch my wife and she is Hot and agree to give you chop... Abeg chop oh. Play the game well.

You not smashing another person's wife doesn't mean your wife will not smash outside.

Say you have not killed anyone doesn't mean nobody will kidnap you, wreck your finances and still kill you.

Keep your sentiment

autoez:
Strange setbacks, sudden failures, loss of peace, unexplained sickness, depression, constant bad luck, financial dryness and disgrace. Some battles are spiritually connected to adultery.
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I guess JOB in the Bible was sleeping with another man's wife.

Even David that killed a man in the meanest manner ever just to wipe his wife turned out to win the award for MAN AFTER GOD'S HEART. clap for him, e no easy and nobody, even your holiest pastor has not received such an award 😂

If I catch your woman, daughter, girlfriend, spouse, sister, wife and we vibe properly and she is Hot,... I WILL SMASH that body like Andre Agassi and Roger Federer combined. I will make her lose her mind and smile when she's alone and when you ask her HONEY WHATS MAKING YOU LAUGH, she will say NOTHING. 😂😁

xo

If your wife fine and I meet her with her Konji


I WILL FVCK THE LIVING DAY LIGHT OUT OF HER BODY. I WILL CHOKE HER, PULL HER HAIR, SPANK HER and make her call me Daddy.

Spiritual my left nyash.

esnbrutality:
We must raise quail as your brother has failed as President.

Will your TINUBU eat quail?

no mind that guy.

Nigerians are always too quick to ADJUST to lower levels of life.

Must you eat meat?

Can't you eat AGBADO and CASSAVA?

DON'T WORRY Emilokan will soon borrow money so he can share to the POOREST OF THE POOR so they can at least smell meat before next year.

ottersberger:
we will back him op.

Better back yourself OP with a little education before you come OP to me.

Try Night School

franvincoop:
General Sanders Smithers, Battle of Baton Rouge?
We neither had the time, nor the food nor the inclination to care for Northern horses and least of all - Northern niggas, so we shot them where they stood.

Hey see my comrade.

I can almost say every line in that movie.

Daisy na weyrey.

L Jackson further cemented his name as a real actor in that movie.

OlujobaSamuel:
There is one Poison or is it Perfume

one of the finest movies ever made.

ottersberger:
Who is the person that is expecting eyeneck to conduct free, fair, credible elections again?.

Peter Obi is expecting EyeNeck to become born again overnight and make him president. Instead of him to fight especially as he has the backing of the people who are ready to do everything good and bad to help, he is there doing YES DADDY

iamjavadem:
Na.wa o!!! Wicked peepu. Like.say make i turn to commando abi Rambo ho wipe them out.

Don't worry yourself.

Tinubu will handle everything.

He will even turn to RAMBO

Tinubu will handle economy

Shetima will handle security.

Let's forget about this news and focus on the next election

What a shame.

Who takes this one seriously anymore?

Minimum wage was increased 2 years ago and till now it has not reflected on your workers payslip but you are here talking like you have sense.

A man that left an active protest to fly to Geneva and chill.

Everybody wants to fukk Nigeria turn by turn

Then they come back again for round 2 with no condom

Image123:
El Rufai my man. The man dey brilliant oh.

Yes oh. You have to attain a certain level of BRILLIANCE to be able to tap the phone of a whole NSA to the federal republic of great Nigeria.

By the way...

Where is this man?

TemplarLandry:
This is serious.
This is interesting.
Let's see how it goes.

Baba go don dey regret why be no just control him mouth for 5 minutes.

Well, let's see what will come out of all this higgy-hagga

Nastrademus:
He's talking football banter, you're talking about his village and life, you're the zero here for taking it personal, let's learn to respect people and their opinions

A club bigger than your entire village in wealth and DOCUMENTED achievements is not a serious club?

Who are you? How serious is your whole life multiplied by 5,000? Zero.