₦airaland Forum

CaptainFM1:
Smile! Nigerians go just hand down judgement on people anyhow!

Abeg allow am enjoy judge position small.

E no easy

Nigeria movie with American Accent and everybody has LONG HAIR.

good luck to them

Arabk25:
So laughable how did they come about this statistics

the more numbing question is.

WTF do they always want us to do with these assumed figures?

Passionate888:
Like Tony lips, this one is Okonkwo ònù

Don't disrespect Tony Vallelonga.

Flavour Is the king of beautiful girls

Funny thing is when your babe wears this kinda ridiculous clothes she will still be angry if you don't tell her how beautiful she is

E be like say MOSQUITO plenty for the event wey she wan attend

Odewaleadesoye:
[font=Georgia]...some people will say it is too early or they'll bottle it, but football can suprise you.

How much you wan bet on top?

Let's start with ₦100,000

MarkNsukkaBread:
Must you bring tribalism and insults into every discussion you're involved in?!

Every Discussion?..
Give 3 screenshots to back up your talk or remain a trash talker

helinues:
It's because your likes

My likes have attended everything from Intro to wedding (Christian and Muslim) from Lagos to Ibadan and Ekiti.

I have also attended all the Coke and Fanta shams which your comrade up there says is equivalent to marriage (respond to that and let's see what your likes have to say).

Wetin you wan teach my likes?

Pgateway:
Thank you

It hurts. I just met someone and was ready for everything serious o. It got to marriage, she is backing out. I felt bad and wanted to disconnect and now she is saying we should be friends and she wants to visit on Sunday

which kind wahala is this?

Be honest, Have you ever fasted and prayed about this?

spencekat:
Is like introduction in Yoruba is equivalent to traditional marriage in Igbo?

In his yoruba head. Na so dem dey do.

They will do intro with cheap coke and fanta and the whole family will start calling you IYAWO, OUR WIFE and rope the babe till she is confused and trapped with pregnancy.

O TI LO

why do you think they are called YORUBA DEMONS? 😂

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh.
. If you do introduction, you are already married! Both of you are already entangled. .

And this is how you married your own abi?

Na yoruba dey do like that with their coke and fanta and cabin biscuits. No be everybody dey do like yoruba people.

Mattswaggz:
Mumu can mean a friendly banter in Nigeria.....it might not be what you're taking it to be Mr over seriousness.

Mr UnderSeriousness..
Do you have a child?
How would you consider it when you read your son's writing depicting you as a mumu?

Friendly Banter? Laugh it off?

You seem to know a lot about these things and I like smart people. Pleeeease, Educate me on friendly banters and the use or limits of it as it regards two different age groups.

gentlekeny:
What is Chinenye Drinking?

CODEINE AND MKPURUUUUUMMMMIRI.

RED CUP

eepeepook:
How are you people coping? .

Thank God oh.

wetin concern engineer hustler and suit?

heartbraker:
I’m trying to be respectful but also not misread the situation.

nice guys finish LAST.

just wasting that poor girls time

Mattswaggz:
If y'all religious extremists don't always threaten people with stories you've read in books y'all won't rest.

Nothing concern me and Bible oh.
I don't even care about religion.

But he will get it.
Shey na him mama he call mumu. He will get it

manuelkel:
Why should you say such kind of thing, these guys will be convicted because they're found guilty already..

It is not my fault that Nigeria has left me with such doubts. It comes from years and years of seeing such play out over and over.

Remember Kabiru Sokoto?

Sonnobax15:
Imagine someone who came to charge phone for #200 ,only for him to do a fake transfer of the #200.

Hahahahahahaha my belle oh

Sonnobax15:
Good day my Nairaland fam.

Guy. Why someone wey live near your shop go wan run you this kain thing? I doubt.

NETWORK ISSUES full naija.

1.5 million naira for goods wey I don deliver and the money didn't show up after 4 day. I simply called the customer and we went to the bank to resolve.

I hope you have not made a fat HASTY mistake

Apcshit:
Let them show his wor wor face

Even if they SHOW HIS FACE,
they can still shift him to one other unit like SSSDSS or other high level, gun loving squad where he will be wearing that Ski-Mask and enjoying more freedom with bullet

They will not do anything to these guys especially the one that pulled trigger.

All this Camera trials na big lie. If you still Believe Nigeria police, you are a new comer.

For that guy to be carrying that hair, dressing like a tout and shoot someone in clear daylight SO CASUALLY, he has heavy backup and many secrets will be exposed.

Sorry to the guy that died and his family but JUSTICE? It would be easier to walk on water.

Eba50:
Even patients dey run. This means them dey well now

Omo wahala no good oh.

Wahala get levels

AbosedeFalade:
The main message you have tried to pass is that you drive a car. Whether you truly have a car of not is another thing entirely.

Embellishments of a childish story.

JackDaAlienz:
I respect her 100%
Na some of her mumu behavior I no like

I hope you are aware that God of creation will punish you for this.


just wait.

Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good.

I hope your brain will be working 100% to remember everything you want to tell your own children (if that day ever comes).

Pig wey dey complain say him mama mouth too long, him seff go get long mouth if he no die for small age.

Nice piece but nothing concern Nigeria political warriors with all this one.

They are all ready to raise hell, butcher the world and finally go to court as a last resort.

AlabiKILLER2023:
A new filling station just opened opposite my shop today

They're also selling engines oil

You should kneel down and thank God for bringing a station that will be pulling more bikes towards you.

If 100 Bikes enter that filling station, only 10 will buy from them and the rest is your customer because they not buy oil from that station. Better look for more money to make your shop bigger because of the rush that is coming..

MARK THIS COMMENT, you owe me.

deeway200:
very immature. I think MOD should start requesting birth certificate before allowing people like you to post

I have been saying this same thing for years now.

Some posts need to come with sensitivity level warning just like they used to do on muslim threads before allowing people to comment, and age restrictions too.

SEUN OSEWA take note

Freshtruth:
Blood also in my siliva for months now but I didn't take it serious but this one I just saw now fear done grip me like this

I would have said UTI (urinary tract infection) but since you are having it in your saliva, then it might be related to WHAT YOU GUYS DO on at your job and something you are inhaling. Lead (pb) or Silicone poisoning might be the cause.

Run to your doctor

Obi is only there to share votes and help Tinubu win