₦airaland Forum

Morbeta11:
Give yourself 1 point for each thing you have never done

Big ZERO for me

femi4:
Cry me a river

oshey Justin Timberlake

femi4:
He's not a footballer...music artiste have no reason to lie about their age

MI is 44, so his age is believable

You know nothing John Snow.

PepeXKermit:
Have you ever heard dangote truck killed an affluent nigerian or their kids.. if you cannot figure out why, ask me and i will tell you.

I know plenty affluent families that are having mental health issues amongst their children. they always make sure the mentally challenged kids don't come out so they don't get hit by that thing called a Dangote truck.

So to answer your question, you know your family will never allow you get arrested so why asking.?

why? 😂😁🤣

PepeXKermit:
because you did not start life early does not mean other people did not figure shit out earlier.

Please don't take this your brain to cross express oh. Next thing your mother will be blaming Dangote Trailer.

nlfpmod:
Birthday: Ice Prince Turns 39 Today!

39 my brown arrrrrs.
I used to see this same guy when I was working at the airport and he was like 5 years older. Now I am above 40 and he is 39?

Seems he and Jack Sparrow found the fountain of youth.

Goodlady:
It's a bit creative. It should v been located on Mars.
I wish to go and club there with my bf.

who dash you bf? keep dreaming.

SisterAnn:
I knew one jealous guy must bring this up 😆

Na that mu.. mu Allblack siggy message you come carry dey yab now?

All of una go dey alright. 😄

Fight your fight. Leave me out of it make I no tear your bra for market oh.

correctguy101:
Werey... Ya signature make me burst laugh like madman... See wetin you cause🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes naw... abi I talk lie?
Laugh my guy.

Mrdealer4all:
I have so much resentment towards my parents

So much is not enough.

increase it.

Chidollars1994:
I no say many people go start to de blow lies here now just for fun share your experience mine was when I excorted one girl to go urinate because she de fear the rest is history

A part of my head was unlocked when I saw my school mother fu(king SITTING POSITION during end of term church service... we were using the dining hall for church service and they were fu(king right there in the dark back back back end of the hall.

There are two places I don't ever talk to babes no matter how big your BACK is... church and hospital.

duduade:
After when things start going bad for them they won't remember that acts or doings like this could be the cause

All the people that got their throats slashed in Benue and Katsina and Kaduna plus all those that died kidnappers den... they all fu(ked in church abi. Gettauuut.

Even Jesus that didn't commit any sin was Kidnapped, beaten, stoned and finally cruxified.

cutecommend:
If you are working in your church as a church worker, and you are still living in fornication and adultery, it is time to withdraw from church workforce, seek help from trusted church elders, pastor e.t.c, and go for spiritual rehabilitation.

You can meet a trusted elder in church for help & restoration.

trusted what?
Trusted Who?

FreeSpirited:
Am I the only one who feels such revulsion from just nose ring on a woman? Who understands this feeling?

Small nose stud ✅
Cow nostril ring ❌

But I feel no hate or disgust by any of them. I actually like fashion boldness especially when it FITS.

BENEAMATA:
why are you gay ?

How sure are you? Can you bet?

Not by car or road but You will suffer a weird accident that will leave you partially blinded and put you in wheelchair next year if your accusation is wrong.

Don't bother replying, I will not respond.

Nefort:
Nobody chooses to be gay. It is just how they were created. Why haven't you chosen to be gay? Why does it irritate you but it doesn't irritate gays?

Watch how he will leave the question and start calling you gay. Just wait for it.

Smitaro100:
I know

I expected you to avoid giving an intelligent answer by dumping the question to jump into assuptions and you didn't fail at all.

I ask again.
How did you choose your sexuality?
Tell me just one part or aspect of your sexuality that you had a choice?

Smitaro100:
Even tho I'm not in support of his killing tho.. but what baffles me is how will such a handsome guy choose to be gay.

Abeg tell me... Which of your sexual attributes did you choose by yourself?

Olaolar:
500naira beans can't even reach half of takeaway plate anymore..
GOD help us bring things back to normal in this country..

God is in another place where they take themselves seriously

Sensiblerealist:
I see lots of comments about cashing out and all. See ehn, try am if e easy. Just go with anything that rocks your own both.
If you believe it happening, it might work out for you

BOAT

AustineE1:
This is one too many,lives are indeed cheap, brutish and short in Nigeria....who will bail the cat. !

Who will BELL the cat?

Owaincouncil:
I'm waiting for the day one of our ex president will also go to prison. Not as visitor but as inmate.
But can that ever happen in Nigeria

it will happen when the people of Nigeria decide to be serious instead of sitting down and saying GOD WILL JUDGE THEM.

Read the history of France and see how the citizens have been sending their kings and queens to the guillotine and you will know that what you are seeing right now is a product of PEOPLE WHO REFUSE to take government crap.

Nigerians are the number one problem.

Honestmoney:
Just wondering what the feeling is like ? I have a married neighbour of mine who is such much into me. About to give in to her, thought of getting advice here .

You no like peace or you no get brain.

DeepSight:
No issues with that the reason I say it's a problem is because regardless, you must still offend one way or the other. No matter who you are you can't tell me that in ten years you have wronged no one. I am not talking about romantic or sexual relationships I mean just human interactions in general.

I didn't say i don't offend people. Who doesn't?
I said I can't remember saying it which means it is RARE... read between the lines and don't take everything literally word for word.

DeepSight:
That's a problem.

Nope. I try everything possible to avoid being in that situation where I have to beg unlike some people who are so careless with everything just because they are always ready to say sorry and they feel that's a magic word. I hate hearing sorry so I try my best not to

Ibehchizzy:
for yellow bar ppl yes

walahi Na only them fit use Isi Agu do chair based on lack of brain.
Na them dey cut Ugwu & Okazi for bush as grass dey throway.

Skydivine:
Like play like play he will turn to carnelian.

Hahahahahahahaha... you say wetin? CARNELIAN 😂😁🤣

seanery:
DEM NO DEY BRUSH TEETH ALSO.
NA TO USE WATER WAsh face, wash leg, wash mouth; finish.

Ram body odour better pass them

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy JESUS

quadraheem:
The lady will be the happiest person ever over the court decision.
Why sniffing what you did not intend to eat in the first instance?

So all the roman movies you have ever watched is equal to SNIFFING in your tiny narrow shallow mind. Please go back to your cave.

seanery:
D place no tall nao.
Mk una allow him mk hin fall.
Population go reduce

The guys go don give that wall body odour.
They sabi smell pass dead body

natedensel:
My mum died not long ago, and my dad has a hand in her demise because her marriage was a turbulent one and she died of hbp, now shortly after she died my dad came along with one woman who is very bold and shameless.

She's not the problem.

Just imagine that your dad brought in two women and they became comfortable would you still blame the two women?

Now you get the picture right?