₦airaland Forum

EmmyMaestro:
What are facts About Girls That Wear This Type of Skirt

99% of them also have that ugly striped trouser that makes them look like a scopeless zebra.

LoneSoldier:
Dear esteemed men how do you handle heartbreak from Nigerian women....?

would the heartbreak be any different if the woman's nationality was switched OR you just woke up and felt like creating a topic that just points at Nigerian women for something general?

Ibtxxo:
Oboy wetin my eye see yesterday, my mouth no fit talk am.
This small boy when I use 15 years senior just collected $250k for area.
See how area take catch fire yesterday.

And that's how he ended up in jail.

When you hear things like

POLICE ACTED ON A TIP-OPP..
POLICE ACTED ON CREDIBLE INFORMATION..

cutecommend:
Someone I used to know had nickname as Method. I saw another online as Tempest. Though tempest seems on the negative side.

You can say yours!

Nice topic.. How far? What state in Nigeria are you based?

j3r3myk3n:
another pastor or so who the Mrs. must have reported me to mounted the pulpit in a nice senator wear but I could sense his maturity, appreciated the choir, sounded humble being compared to Ps Mrs. which she later recognized while trying to pitch in the sermon of the day.

To my very surprise, uncle pulled the

You don make me laugh scatta

ediko5:
It's no news that the ultimate game plan of a street girl is to retire to the church if the streets doesn't remunerate her with a money miss road finished man as a husband.

But older single ladies and single mothers are not just retiring from the streets to the church, over the years they are now GOs or Co-GOs of prayer houses in the name of Prophetess.

Some have used this fake prophetess title to lure innocent younger men into marriage while they continue their OS lifestyle. Some have used their prophetess title to break people's marriages.

So be careful out there when you see one old cargo parade herself as a prophetess.

Oh ediko5 come and sit down and drink beer.

Bar man... Give him two cold bottles and arrange one thick nice OS with soft stretch marks make he get more anointing.

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you.

nairalanda1:
Person wey no keep tabs on his health, this is the end result..

Tell it to those that recently got butchered in Kaduna and Borno. Health watch in Nigeria dey God hand.

nnadychuks:
I am a coward!

Oops! This must be a bitter pill to swallow.

Freshtruth:
Omo I no feel dey express my self over here again, despite is my favorite site any Small thing ban, even Westin no reach to ban me dem.done ban even Instagram, Facebook and Twitter no do reach nairaland again. The site is becoming more boring to me

Seun OSEWA please do not listen to this guy and any other guy that comes with this type of talk.
Have you noticed how the amount of comments per day have dropped?
How about the new topics?
And how much time people spend on Nairaland? It has reduced too.

Please increase the ban so that everyone can finally start losing their attachment to this website.
Oh. I also expect you and your bots to exercise your full power and hide this comment and ban me for some minutes too.

What you are doing is very helpful for nairaland and its growth.

Ruke1990:
Because he wants you to train yourself to be strong and be able to control your mind.

Your God made birds to fly naturally and fish to swim professionally from birth but packed all these urges in your body and left you to train yourself till the day you die.

That sounds very nice and considerate.

Please come up with another wonderful excuse why I should not use my ability to f&ck as many females as much as I want to. Training? Hahahahahahahaha.

Roger abeg follow your wife go house before dem turn you to woman inside prison.

She has made it in life.

isyourboy:
Is it possible to do this PhD in a country like Germany 🇩🇪 or Denmark 🇩🇰 or even USA 🇺🇸? Or if at all Nigeria so I can get a lecturer job too? I really have passion for teaching high level student like the ones found in UNIBEN.

Yes very possible. Ask Tinubu.

And that is how he went back to the streets and became a drug dealer.

eagleonearth:
something matters oo, the presence of Jesus in the heart that died.

Your cup of tea

saphiere:
If not that you married my sister I for put a curse on you.

Put a curse on your bank account for ₦100,000,000 to enter let's see.

If you can't do this, then your curse is just EMPTY AIR.

Died a day before

Died a day after

Died on the day of birth

Died at 98

Died after winning election

Died on wedding day

Nothing really matters.

LagosOrigin:
So she didn't see all that stuffed fufu in that phone before making payment

Abi dem use juju cover her eyes because nothing wey no dey happen in that computer village ...

Calm down and understand how the scam works. Na WISE people like you dem dey like for this kain thing because they already know you are wise and they have the handbook of how to treat your matter. The more you look.

Next thing you will come and say THEY CAN NEVER CATCH ME.

cyberaddict:
The associations managing these markets should fish out these fraudulent elements. This has gone on for far too long. It is beginning to look intentional.

E easy to type for your phone.

Those criminals have their own association too and if you disturb them with your ASSOCIATION wàhálà, they will turn it to a street fight so they can loot you and you wey get proper shop will not want to go that way cos you know who the winner will be.

This happened in 2025?
This happened in 2025?
This happened in 2025?

Nazgul:
The man should have just stopped and given them something

Have you fallen victim to these particular set of guys before? Ask anyone that drives IN ABUJA for first hand experience because this is not the regular ₦500 matter. They will make you cry and you might end up paying up to ₦50K if you are so unlucky because these ones are not there to collect ₦500, their sole mission is to drag you to their CHAIRMAN OFFICE and make you pay for TAXI REGISTRATION when you are not a cabbie so that they can get settled by their oga.

are they on uniform or identifiable? No. They just act like hyenas and jump in from your window to attack. While one is trying to grab your keys, the other are trying to steal your phones and open your door from the other side in a flash. If you drive a car, you will understand that the shock and impulse that will kick in and you will not blame that man.

₦500? Just ask other people sha.

10thTenthMan:
Lmao! You just unlocked "Trauma Mode" with one confession. You thought you were being honest, but you accidentally submitted her to the Big Parts Olympics. From that moment on, every curvy girl on the street became a threat and every outfit turned into a mission.

As hilarious as it sounds sha, the moral of the story is that if you love big ass but your girl ain't packing like that, just love her loudly and silently at the same time. The question is that if arse is that important, then please make is so and go for a girl with it. Because once your slim girl that is not packing starts feeling like a contestant in a competition she never signed up for, peace is gone.

Fantastic writing.
This better not be AI

Racheal45:
Mere iq no supposed know say na 96k he dash u plus the 4k making 100k
Waiting u dey prove

brother wetin happen?
so because person no get sense na why you wan kill am? na so you dey do?

Sirchiboy:
I feel like crying

This one is 1000 times smaller than the ones I have seen.
Years ago in NYSC camp, I saw a girl sitting on the laps of a corper she just met and receiving the call of the man that paid all her school fees and bills and even her camp bills. Nothing she no tell that man. She blasted him till he started crying and begging her. All for a corper she met 3 days ago but I don't blame her one bit. Na the man wey give her the power wey I blame.

Sunnyshinylight:
Those who live only to satisfy their own sinful nature will harvest decay and death from that sinful nature. But those who live to please THE SPIRIT will harvest everlasting life from THE SPIRIT.

Bla Bla Bla... If God was so interested in making humans please him without sin, we all wouldn't be here. You say God knows everything and that means he already knew I would do what I did this morning and he knows what I will do tomorrow even from the day he placed humans in the garden.

You sit in your comfortable chair and type about sin but you have no idea what the large majority of people in this part of the world have to do just to eat and move from point A-B in a country where night time breeds fear in the heart of those who have no where to sleep. Sin? Please the spirit? Funny.

Thereedemer:
You know there are some people that when it enters rainy season, they don't usually feel happy. I'm part of those people.

This is the sad reality of many Nigerians. people will not understand what others are going through.