₦airaland Forum

Dazidon:
As in, when will these destructive rains stop?

The sun has gone to collect $100,000 from Tinubu.

Westchester:
Not my fault she has fertility issues. I tried explaining to her in the most understanding and gentleman way but she just dey gaslight me since. Now her sister is also calling me on phone. I won't lie tho, the girl has been of a help to me when I needed financial support. Gave me 800k once at a point but that doesn't mean I should settle down with her.

800k for a lifetime of worries and more worries.
Leave whatever those two babes are saying and quit it.

Westchester:
I think she hid it from me for years but she's claiming she's just knowing about it too

Seems you're still entertaining her tears.
You better tell her BYE and face your front because there is nothing on this earth you will do that she will still not find an avenue to call you a bad person.

Westchester:
she has been on an emotional meltdown and telling me I've ruined her life. She'll be 28 this August.
If you were in my shoes what will you do?

So you are the one that gave her the PCOS abi you are her creator? Don't allow her rope you in with her fake manipulative tears.

so if you continue with her, her life will not be ruined. You seff need slap

NewPee44:
The present situation is making me restless
Please kindly advise on what I can use to get back myself.

If I give you advice, you MUST pay me because most people don't make use of free advice, they discard it and are hardly appreciating of such.

NewPee44:
Good day Nairalander.
I had to open a fresh account to make this post.

Hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha

why did you not post it with your old account? out of shame?

Sunnyrado:
I want to thank God for making me eligible to see another year again,

45 looks good on you bro.
100 more years of good health to you.

iamnotillicit:
Una just be obsessed with sex sha...

Wetin concern us

ATAYA O

obembet:
Without been bias, Which player is missing here?

Una dey joke abi na play be this?
Where una wan put DROGBA and JayJay? for bench?

Amotolongbo:
get a life kid

i would have been shocked if you had dropped a comment that even dared to come within the neighborhood of grown up writing.

From your phone screen you can tell who is a kid or not, you can shape life, You can even see the future 😂😂😂😂. Only you.

Sunkyboie:
It's Soo disheartening that someone daughter can do this to her dearly father.

Next line of action is to do what females know how to do best CRY AND DEMAND FOR FORGIVENESS

Papa dey suffer to pay school fees and exams but Dem wan use papa money do DORIME.

Very shallow set of children

Amotolongbo:
it will go a long way helping to shape your life

The life shaping professional.
I salute you very well oh. I hear say you don shape your own life sotey e don get shape pass figure 8. Congratulations.

2cribz:
Pako dey form ajeh

You wey dey use oyibo phone, oyibo shoe, oyibo hairbrush, oyibo toothpaste and toothbrush, oyibo cloth material, oyibo internet but you dey here dey talk about another man choice just because it is not what YOU EXPECTED him to say.
Must everyone do everything according to your own expectations to please you?
Why don't you go back to wearing leaf and trekking with bare foot.?
Akara and Akamu na your best food does it make you more AJEKPAKO than the next man?
Check your own life before you throw stones

Amotolongbo:
In the future, you would be ashamed that you actually posted this 10years prior. That is if you are really grown by then

Future expert. What will you be ashamed of in 10 years time? How about one year from now? I hope there will be nothing at all to regret about in your perfect beautiful life.
You better worry about yourself if at all you still have up to 10 5 years left.

mariovito:
Acquired taste

When he was in bariga, did he know about those things he mentioned?

so his choices and taste should remain forever limited and predictable JUST BECAUSE he was born in somewhere called BARIGA? But he is free to drive German cars and sleep on Italian bedsheets right?

Adaumunocha:
I am sure it is the Consequences of that coastal highway

Just sit down and be SURE from looking at your phone screen. what a stupid statement.

Kobojunkie:
But a whole portion of married womaen are living single even in marriage. In Nigeria alone, almost 50% of married women are breadwinners in there their marriages. What does that tell you?

Do you really think you can just respond to any comment and get a purple heart from everyone? Once again, you have been weighed, measured and found wanting.

1. Whole portion? Ever heard of tautology? Or you were just trying to be clever with words for cheap LIKE clicks?
2. Living single while in marriage? why don't you open a thread for that if you are so concerned about what happens AFTER THE MARRIAGE. You can also do a thread about women who die after marriage.
3. Breadwinners? So you are now a breadwinner statistician? 50% of women?
4. Why so many wrong spellings? is this another case of you rushing to send your comment without properly vetting and correcting?

Freshtruth:
My salary is 480k per month in an offshore job but I can't swim I need advise

Shey you don write your will sha!
Nothing concern water and how much your salary be.

NotOfThisWorld:
What about her and what she wants to do with her life? Is she even interested in you?

if every man was hindered by all these considerations, 95% of married women would still be single.

Makavelli001:
.I always become angry during and after I had S*x

Hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha
village people don commot spark plug for this one body.

cutecommend:
Things to note on "No Sex Till Marriage".

Una just like anything wey go bring high BP.

simply put a sex alarm system or tracker or meter on your partner.

99thEnemy:
Winning a global English contest doesn’t exempt her from standardized immigration requirements if she wants to immigrate.

Yesso. We have been speaking English till we produced international scrabble winners and English competition winners... yet it is one of the STANDARD IMMIGRATION REQUIREMENTS that we have to pay blood, sweat and tears for.

But she will still need to pay 300k to write English exams to enter UK.

Sonnobax15:
So , I just want y'all to stop seeing me as the Nairaland resident Keke rider as from henceforth cuz God has uplifted me above that .......

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you don loose guard your banny too?

chatinent:
It will be for only the Muslims so I'm not bothered.

you better be bothered.
when someone brings something you and your family don't eat, into your house, you better be bothered because one day dem go use your own pot cook am. one day they will give your son and daughter.

na from clap dance dey start

VinnyBaba:
But for Husband,
Once he mistakenly look one Fine Babe's Yanch

why do people spell this thing like this?

it is not YANCH. it is NYASH.

99thEnemy:
The only thing I came here to say is that Ronaldinho (Ronaldo de Assis Moreira), also known as "Ronaldinho Gaúcho", is my greatest of all time (G.O.A.T).

If youtube pays me for all the time i stay awake watching Ronaldinho, dangote go wonder wetin happen.

bigpriik:
I am not a brezz fan,but you see Yanch I fit die for yanch

You no fit even spell the thing wey you say you fit die for.

brain54:
I would say the easiest position is the goal keeping...

coming from someone who has never saved anything in his life not to talk of making a save in front of over 60,000 people and 2 Billion people watching on TV.

we will all get there eventually FOR FREE so why the hurry?

Me wey wan be the last man standing on earth.