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Animal.
if to say dem tell this woman to abort the pikin 49 years ago, she for no gree.

Inshame3:
some one just sent me 20k now, the urge to place bet is coming

You must be the richest person in your village.

Inshame3:
Thanks sir, i will love to speak with you
Your point is solicited, I don't even know what to do again, I am just vision less as a result of my gambling addiction

You are where you are right now not because you didn't go to school or you didn't make first class but because of your life choices.
What kind of people do you hang with?
What kind of conversations do you engage in?
Look at your life since you were 25 and you would see the same patterns repeating over and over. Now you are heading towards 40 and these are the only two things going for you?

Except you take a PERSONAL decision to break from the MOULD, you will not change or withdraw from Olosho and gambling even if you get a phone call from Abraham Lincoln and J.F Kennedy combined. Soon as you touch money, it is back to default settings.

On the bright side, most people have been in jail for 20-35 years of their life but you are out here doing what they can't do. The thing is you can do better if you want to but I doubt you will change. Prove me wrong 😁.

Inshame3:
. The only thing I am good at is patronizing prostitute and play virtual games

Don't let anyone tell you that you are not doing well. Keep it up.

Starz825:
But wait which kind name be this TRADER OFFICER

Na those people wey oyibo come spank dem mama and throw any kain name give the pikin. dem full for southSouth

helinues:
But after bathing with soap, the towel still get dirty after bath.

Why? Let's see who can get close

How long do you spend in the bathroom?
is your water clean?
what kind of sponge do you use?
Do you wash your hair & scalp (dust & oils)?
after all this, do you SUN your towels?

MAIN: Now ASSUMING your answer to all the questions above are 100%, don't forget the oxidation reaction (read up and do the maths) that occurs after all that water and soap residue is lodged within the fabric of your towel (esp cotton).

wàhálà for me wey dey use white towels.

Bookhub:
,it will save the human race

Hahahahahahahaha... 😂😁🤣
no be only human race. Na car race.

Goodadvice01:
I asked because of this post https://www.nairaland.com/7684726/colorado-made-me-realize-say

I mean like if I smoke it, will it make me to feel happy and not worry about anything?

YES it works.
Do you remember those Jehova Witness magazines where they show pictures of children eating, laughing and playing with beautiful animals in paradise? That's the kind of feeling you will get.
try it and come back with YOUR OWN testimony ✅
Don't forget to take big puffs and drag it deep for maximum experience.

So Elon Musk and Zuck should leave their mansion

When I tell my barber I WANT TO CHANGE MY FACE, he understands. Not to talk of someone who is always surrounded by the best stylists and image PR.

Freshtruth:
Forget the bears remover look at the old askake picture and d new picture if u done carry mostashe before as soon as u remove the mostache that place go swell d face go be wan kind. Omo this guy is an impostor . Asake no feel young like this

essentialone1:
Ladies keep no memories of favours received. Don't waste time trying to create such memories for her.

Wahala for guys that go all out to go things so that babes will remember them. It is like playing 1000 odds with a million dollars.

Ishilove:
For every one of them that display very bad character on the pulpit

Nope. for every one "overdoing" pastor, there are a thousand more taking note of how THE SHEEPS didn't resist. And this is why such men would continue to dish out ignominy to the sheeps with full confidence

I support the pastor.
He should have even removed his belt and whipped the fool.
Pastors should use the full power that sheeps have given to them till the day the sheeps decide to have sense. See the other sheeps laughing instead of cautioning the pastor against violent conduct.

RIDE ON PASTOR.

200 years from now, stuff like this wouldn't be NEWS. The world is advancing per second and nothing is the same way it used to be.

People who lived on earth 500 years ago would find our present world so weird and confusing too. IVF, space travel, computers, remote control, sensors, electricity, supersonic jet engines, video calls. try going back 300 years to explain any of this to them there.

bamideleoyin:
Sometimes I feel like ending it all
Am 26 years old and I feel like I don't worth living
I seriously need help
Just some words of encouragement will go a long way.

Life is like a boxing match.
Keep Jabbing, Keep your hands up (protect your face) .
it will knock you down but don't lay down for too long or you lose.
Get involved, learn, talk little and listen plenty.
We will all die but don't be in a hurry to go (suicide).
Nobody owes you, nobody will give you, keep fighting. Pick one activity and keep doing it daily and know everything about it, avoid gossip & betting
This advice is majorly for guys because I no sabi advise woman, they always do their own and play the feminine card but just incase you have guts and energy, then this is for you.

Balablue64:
Woman no get spec, dis one sef na white?

Anything that will put stamp on the passport works just fine. If the man like make he come from PLANET OF THE APES.

Sunnyshinylight:
WHY MEN ARE CALLED "GROOM”, AND THE WOMAN “THE BRIDE” ON WEDDING DAY?.

You tried, I will give you a score of 40/100.

Arshley:
Till date, the scars are still on my body but in all of these, I still thank God.

I pray nothing happened to that soldier guy hanging on the bonnet and holding the car's wiper?

Nlfpmod Mynd44

Sorry you had a bad experience and thankfully you are alive to tell the tale but it doesn't equivocate it with whatever that boy did to find himself on that car.
You were hitching a ride, was he?

sleek214:
Many Chinese, Lebanese, Philippines and our African neighbours ( Niger, Benin, Senegal, Ghana) will be deported and won't smell Nigeria for 10 years

with bribe, nothing is impossible in this country where a chinese can order our very own security operative to shoot down his comrade and it will be done without questions.

Another one.

She's so lucky she's not Christian.

he try

interesting

Treadway:
lol....how can you say this with a straight face?

walahi it was just like a marketer trying to sell a lawnmower with the ability to shave beards as one of its advantages. The audacity shocked me 🤣😂.
Looking at the tyres of the bus clearly shows AI inaccuracy but this OP no wan gree for anybody sha.

Koralords:
His. Only looking for relevance

Relevance?
Eedris is well known and if he dies today, the news will be all over every RELEVANT Nigerian news platform.
Who are you? Who knows you? Has any journalist (even press club) mentioned you before? If you drop dead right now will it even appear on your friend's WhatsApp status for one full week or will you be forgotten like a drop of water in an ocean of INSIGNIFICANCE?

The way you guys hide behind your phones and type crap that you can not repeat in public on a face to face level.

Mom007:
Severe pains. I'm not righteous but I am working on it. Continue spewing hate. Your father is very proud of you.

So Boring. Hate? Who sabi your papa?

Mom007:
. Instead of asking HOW you can have a covenanted and personal relationship with God

Here we go! the righteous prick that God loves more than every other person is up again. Say hello to yourself when the day comes.
Na you God promise dey work for pass abi but we have seen a million of your type and you just happen to be the smallest of them. The good news is that you will grow up someday.

Hating on you? Will you ever attain such relevance?
you have a better relationship with God than other people right? Funny.

Samantha125:
He needs to know cat's style, grrrr!!!🤣🤣🤣

And cat style brings back the libido?

Maybe he should add rabbit style to it.

The papa dey fear to go alone?

JOACHINpedro:
What's all these!?
Father Lord protect the common man

Father lord is busy with other serious countries