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I can't even if d surgery is 5mill |
It was a gas explosion @a panel beaters shop besides eliosu fly over opp wify college.i saw it buh couldn't take pic d place was dark. |
The contention's is between two ijaw son's ,in a different party.Asari noise were baseless if he had any muscle he should have flex it to secured Jonathan's re-election, |
Hmmm another failed visa lottery no go let me hear word now @what d Bleep. |
Nigeria is on her feet again the lost glory has returned,bobo musa should just die,naija -1 musa =nobody knows.sipping ma liquor. |
Y'all why we should celebrate our own,kudos to Ghanaians who were able to see what most sentimental Nigerians couldn't see. |
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,unlike English,nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.for instance,"house"is feminine -"la casa" Pencil" however,is masculine -"el lapis" a student asked, what gender is computer?" instead of giving the answer,the teacher split the class into two groups according to gender (males & females)& asked each group to decide for themselves ,each group were asked to give four reasons for its recommendations.the male group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine (la computadora),because; 1,no one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2,the native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3,even the smallest mistakes' are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval;and 4,as soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The female group (as can be expected)concluded that computers should be masculine (el computador)because;1,in order to do anything with them,you have to turn them on,2,they have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;3,they are supposed to help solve problems but half the time,they are the problem;and 4,as soon you commit to one,you realize that if you had waited a little longer,you could have gotten a better model. SO NAIRALANDERS, WHO IS RIGHT? |