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WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


‘Flammable’ and ‘Inflammable’ mean the same thing.

Flammable and inflammable do not mean the same thing. If something is flammable it means it can be set fire to, such as a piece of wood. However, inflammable means that a substance is capabble of bursting into flames without the need for any ignition, such as Petrol.
The opposite of both words is non-flammable.

No Region is actually Safe.

Security is bad everywhere.

Nigerian Terroristic Govt want to Try our Prophet in Secret.

Why secret Trial?
Federal Govt has shown they are scared of IPOB actually
IPOB have Terrorised the Jihadists shallow minds and Parasitic selves.

The mention of IPOB makes The average Jihadist lose appetite, I'm not Surprised they say IPOB are Terrorising them


MNK must be released unconditionally.

Must.

If peace can't bring Unity.

Indaboski Bahose would surely Bring it.

Unity is Unity, and that's what Ndigbo needs now.

IPOB you are doing well

obainojazz:
These ipob people don’t even have sense as they are causing Igbos more harm than good.

Everything has a price, it wasn't meant to be rossy.

Even for you to have a Surgery and live, your body must be cut.

od501:
What do you mean sir? They said sit at home, not shoot at sight like the terrorist Nigerian police will order. The best thing is to stock your home, that's all.

Nigerian Terrorists in Uniform would be frustrated and look for innocent youths to arrest randomly and taken to God knows where.

DubaiLandLord:
No man can stop me from voting in Nnewi on that election day

No man may stop you, but stray bullets would definitely.

Better be wise, you can't die ontop Nigeria, its not worth it.

The politicians are also not worth it.

Before Dss started their madness in the East, they first made a prison break.

The Replica is about to happen in South - West.

SlayerForever:
They are bound to clash with UGM western version!

Yoruba people liver no reach.

Even if they are given a thousand years to prepare.

In IBB's Voice; "Even If I'm sleeping..."

Ekaka1:
Make we tell you, some of us were happy those two didn't play this match....one lazy striker currently losing form and yet forcing the coach to play a formation that favors him and the other German probably on his way out of this team...as he has barely clicked this season

Playing only Lukaku upfront would be better, instead of adding Timo werner. I'm tired of werner, I don't know why he's always being featured.

Lukaku, with Mount and Ziyech playing flanks would do wonders.

The one I hate most is playing Azpilicueta on James Reece wing. He doesn't push attack well, and there is no way he can score that classy goal Reece scored.

Interesting15:
Hello guys. So I was working on a project recently, and came across the heartbreaking story of a dead South African celebrity known as Brenda Fassie. I decided to write this to discourage more people out there to do away with bad addictions.

So, Brenda was quite talented as a singer and songwriter, and her talents helped her to the top of her career. Unfortunately, she became addicted to drugs. It was so bad that a report stated that she blew away more than R10-million, courtesy of her addictions. At some point, she had to write off six of her cars, including a Mitsubishi Pajero worth R300,000 and R280,000. The Pajero was believed to have been taken by drug lords, and it disappeared without trace.

It was also revealed that she made attempts to stop her drug habit, and she checked in at rehabilitation centers 30 times, spending up to R300 000. Unfortunately, she died in April 2004, and the post-mortem report revealed that she had taken an overdose of cocaine the previous day before she gave us the ghost. Her addictions damaged her completely.

Just imagine the very first time she tasted cocaine. She would probably have been excited, thinking she just found a new adventure that's pleasurable. Only if she knew that was the beginning of her slavery to what will kill her...

Some of you reading this right now might be addicted to something dangerous too. It might be alcoholism, smoking, prostitution, masturbation, stealing, porn, clubbing, gambling, womanizing, etc. Listen, you have to make a decision to stop, hence it will damage you one day.

I know some of you have been trying to stop doing those dangerous things you are addicted to, but it seems you just can't help yourself. Well, truly, you can't help yourself. That's why I will recommend that you give God the wheel of your life to enable Him help you

How? By getting closer to Him in an intimate relationship. How? By embracing Jesus as LORD and Saviour, and deciding to live according to His dictates. Indeed, JESUS won't fail you.

For those of you that just started doing something bad, you better stop immediately, before you get addicted to it. It might appear as if you are having fun (you might even think you can always control it), but in the blink of an eye, it becomes an addiction, and turned you into its slave - making you a miserable person before finally destroying you.

If you want to get addicted to anything, thenget addicted to good things that will help you. Get addicted to the things of God (studying the Bible, praying, etc). Get addicted to learning good and productive things.

Finally, to anyone still under the yoke of a brutal addiction, you are free in Jesus Name Amen

Watch Brenda Fassie - Vulindlela (Live Performance at KORA2001)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyuHEL2npo

Can masturbation kill?
Any addiction that can't kill is not that Dangerous.

We don't need strikers to win our matches.

Mason Mountain!!

OmoEpe:
Igboho has same empty brain like IPOB, that's why we Yorubas dashed him to you

A dropout like Cownu can't lead elites like us only brainless souls in Biafranistan can follow character Like him and igboho

To your tent o Isreal.

According to Yorubas here on Nairaland;

Secessionists are terrorists.

IPOB are Terrorists.

MNK is a Terrorist.

Now that what came around has been going around, Yoruba people must Declare Sunday Igboho a Terrorist.

The love I have for Yorubas is deep, until i came to Nairaland and realized that They hate whatever the igbo people loves.

Chai, and I even noticed that many IGBOS loves Igboho.

Sunday must be regretting being from Yoruba Race.

Hausa/Fulani would feed him to the Dogs the way they did to Abiola and Awolowo, and Nothing would happen.

MNK must be very proud to come from Igbo Race.

Welcome to Nigeria were, Cowardice is taken as Sophistication. Where Misandry is taken as feminism.

Lenny22:
What has masturbation got to do with this? Just asking

Just go and tell that your friend to stop masturbating.
He would understand.

Afodot0022:
Good day my fellow nairalanders. Pls pardon my typo errors and will just make this brief as i can. I need your inputs in this scenerio that is giving me some sort of concern.
I have been married for close to five years now and have two kids to it. My marriage to my wife has being ups and down but have always try my best to be a responsible husband and also father. I ensure i take care of my home financially to my capabilities. My wife happen to be a good wife though with her own flaws as she is not perfect. She always have the notion that am cheating on her and have a side chick. But to be honest to you guys, i have never had sex with any other woman except my wife ever since i married her. Though attimes the temptation might come to catch some flings out there but will later decline such thought and abort any action have made to do it on the long run.. Attimes my wife will read chats i do have with some random girls and have the notion that am cheating. I know i have been wrong in this but attimes a man will want to be a man but as i said earlier, have never had sex with those girls. Just random chats that all and it doesnt go further or lead anywhere.
So it happened that me and my wife had a very serious misunderstanding recently that resulted to verbal abuse and also almost physical violence from the two of us. The last time i intended to have sex with my wife, she denied me and this had been in my mind and got me so angry towards her. So it happend that she needed my help for something and did not help, she started shouting and nagging and this got me angry and i almost hit her but i didn't. During those heated moment she started saying things about my cheating and so on. She said if am not cheating that i should swear with bible but i refuse to swear that night. Upon The following day i decided to even swear with bible that i have never had sex with any woman ever sinced i married her. I know i was innocent and i truely swear that very day to make her change her mindset and perception about me. After the swear, something happened that makes me confused till this very day, i ask my wife to also use the bible to swear that she had not cheated or slept with any man ever since she got married to me. Could you imagine that despite all my efforts to make my wife to swear using the bible, she refused bluntly that she will never do such. I asked her why but she insisted she is not going to swear. This got me concerned and was asking myself why is this woman refusing to do this if truely she is innocent and doesnt have any skeleton in her compound. Her excuse was that she cant use the world of God to swear but mind you she is the one that prompted me to do such at first. I even seized her phone that if she doesnt swear i wont return the phone to her but despite my threat, my wife didn't not. This lasted for hours and i later gave up on the quest. Ever since then have not being myself and have been thinking alot. My wife doesnt look like someone that can cheat on me cos have not seen any traces as such but with this her action, its making me to have a rethink about her. Pls house i dont know what step to take as i need your mature advice on way forward on this issues troubling me. Every input will be well appreciated especially from married and experienced people.

She may not have cheated on you.
Maybe she was deliberately refusing to swear with the Bible, so that you would have the notion that she has cheated on you and feel heartbroken.

Some women love it when they know they can still make you feel heartbroken the way you made them feel. An average woman is unforgiving and vengeful.

But aside that, just be marking her closely. If she's cheating, you would know. you know her enough to know when things are not going normal again.

Most cheating women can't hide their promiscuous attitude from their husband.

Lenny22:
Hello Nairaland peeps, my friend is 23 but looks 28. This is really affecting his self esteem, he has lost quite a number of modelling gigs because most people think he reduced his age.
He developed facial hair at age 16 and started shaving at age 17. Due to the lack of proper shaving technique back then has resulted into hyper pigmentation. Is there any remedy?

Stop masturbation for 6 months straight.

Sonnobax15:

Mr. Man, that's you . You think you can fool us abi? .
Make una no dey shave with that #50 naira black shaving stick,una no dey hear . Guy, you better go hospital go meet doctor wey know work before that neck go rough finish

Na the 100 naira own them supposed they buy abi

BombAttack:
Assuming dem no bring Kanu come court

I won't be able to tell you what would have happen today

I thought APC and Buhari was acting GOD

Shey them say Buhari na iron.

The pressure too much

If not for the pressure, everybody knew Buhari wouldn't have brought him to court.

Juliusmalema:
From Nov 10th then next year.

Take the terrorist back to where he belongs.

Wishing him Merry Xmas in advance in prison...and a also new year in DSS custody.

Nigeria govt once again has shown and exhibit all diplomatic tendencies in his case unlike his ex-convict of ESN that goes about killing innocent people for no just cause

Nnamdi and his Ipob terrorists group must answer for their crimes in due time.

Only terrorists and their terrorist alike supports them.

Ipob and Boko Haram are full blown terrorists group.

This rant is stale, people have gotten tired of it.

Don't you have any other thing to say?

BeeBeeOoh:


With this smile alone, cardiac arrest don sure for haters of freedom

It will pain and helinues the most

Please they should hurry and reach maitama and Garki.

Terrorism must be brought to the doorsteps of people that supports Terrorism.

Las Las everybody go run leave Abuja.

Can he be allowed entrance?

In urchins voice:

IGBOS are not united.

How can a former Governor be present.

He must be a Dss agent.

People hate what they don't Understand

What IPOB and Esn have been fighting tooth and nail to avoid in the East.

But Buhari and his urchins would call them Terrorists.

A time would come, where South East would be the safest zone in Nigeria.

We are paying the price now, and other southerners are enjoying their shallow peaceful region. A time Is coming..

Let it be known that South East saved for the rainy days, let it be known that they paid the price.

We will get to that doomsday in the south , we would know who played their game well.

We would continue to be proactive and assertive.
While others can choose to be passive.

Why was Lukaku substituted?

MangekyoAlt:
I hope this move isn't to islamize Nigeria as they did with turkey? If na him, they should know that Nigerians are stubborn oo. Me personally would rather die than be a Muslim.

Meanwhile, it it isn't, then I have nothing against it. It is good to be in good terms with other countries

You rather die, than not have ijaw Republic

Winters23:
What's USA and UK business if mother Russia annex Ukraine?

There'll be no war if the west mind their business.

Russia can't annex Ukraine without a war.

USA AND UK can't mind their business in such eventuality.

Forceful annexation is against UN mode of conduct.

Newcastle no go see Top six this season, if they like make them sign Pele.

Gamer999:
This happened 2days ago at the University senate building. These ex students were mobilized for NYSC and were supposed to report in camp today and tomorrow but the school has refused to issue them their results. They can be heard chanting "give us our result"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAm_B8g9Fqo

Which Batch is reporting Today and Tomorrow?
guy Batch-C never Begin enter orientation camp.

Ochys87:
Who told u Russia wants to annex Ukraine? Unable go just Sidon dey spew trash

Should any major world crisis arise in the world, Russia would take over Ukraine.

Assuming China invades Taiwan, and the US gets involved.

Russia might use the opportunity to invade Ukraine.