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Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Stages Massive Invasion War Games Off Ukraine(Pix) by Aloof: 3:01pm On Oct 20, 2021
What would Russia stand to gain if they annex Ukraine.

Is it by force?

Russia likes trouble, with their biggest landmass, they still want to Risk WW3 because of Ukraine.

What does Ukraine have.
CrimeRe: EndSARS Memorial: What's Happening In Your Area? by Aloof: 9:32am On Oct 20, 2021
DanielAlhassan:
sit at home done tire una
Only on Mondays, and it will never tire us until MNK is released.
CelebritiesRe: I Shouldn't Have Watched Your Sex Tape - Tiwa Savage's Fan Cries & Apologizes by Aloof: 9:31am On Oct 20, 2021
This one is just looking for attention nah, why are they giving it to her.

The mod that pushed this rubbish to FP deserves 600 strokes of Cain.
CrimeRe: EndSARS Memorial: What's Happening In Your Area? by Aloof: 8:57am On Oct 20, 2021
Here in onitsha, the average man doesn't even know there is something like Endsars memorial going on.

People are going about their normal business like any other day.

The only thing an average igbo Man cares about in this country is BIAFRA.

Endsars memorial my foot.

Yoruba Ronu oooh grin grin


We will never forget.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Enjoys #Somebodyson Challenge Amid Sex Tape Saga (Video) by Aloof: 8:50pm On Oct 19, 2021
Marvyx:
Who neva see the video?? grin grin
I have not. It's not even on xvideo
CelebritiesRe: Stop Posting Tiwa Savage & Calling Her Queen - Tochi Okechukwu by Aloof: 8:30pm On Oct 19, 2021
sojayy:
Even d guy black gbolla no do tiwa black pkekus, she come dey masturbate join shocked shocked........tiwa
f-up big time.
Where una dey watch this vid
CelebritiesRe: Stop Posting Tiwa Savage & Calling Her Queen - Tochi Okechukwu by Aloof: 8:27pm On Oct 19, 2021
Every body wan trend
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Arrest, Jail Lai Mohammed Now – HURIWA Tells Security Agencies by Aloof: 2:57pm On Oct 19, 2021
Lie Mohamed is more annoying than Buhari, Malami and El-Rufia joined together I swear grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: "Wanted: Prayer Warrior" See This Hilarious Vacancy Banner (photo) by Aloof: 1:30pm On Oct 19, 2021
Juliet Ibrahim is a world class milf.
RomanceRe: Help Me, My Female Cousin What Me To Sex Her What Should I Do??? by Aloof: 1:07pm On Oct 19, 2021
awesonjr:
something is wrong it is an abomination in my own side but maybe for you side na normal thing
If it's an abomination in your side, then tell her it's an abomination that has repercussions.

And nothing will ever make you do it, no need to report her.
RomanceRe: Help Me, My Female Cousin What Me To Sex Her What Should I Do??? by Aloof: 11:02am On Oct 19, 2021
awesonjr:
good morning nairaland

I'll make it quickly as I can and I really need advice on what to do about it,
there is this my cousin my mum bring from village in 2018 she lost her mum and her dad is always busy don't have too much time for her and her junior once, and she's the first born after her mum burial she decided to follow my mum to the city and my elder sister in the city help her register for senior WAEC after her Senior WAEC her result was good so she applied for school of Nurse she gained admission there letter on my mum take her to where she can learn sowing after school while me am a art printer it all started if she have an assignment in school about Drawing Of Women Private Part Illustrations & Clip Art cause I'm good in drawing cause is my job from there she'll start telling me about women Virginia how women give birth, how sperm from babies I was lyk because u dey go school of Nurse now we no go here word again, so recently in 2021 anytime my mum is on night duty at her working place me & this my cousin sister are the only one left home, (note I also lost my dad in 2016) if I came back from work I use to branch my guys place gist play PS and come home late lyk 10:30pm some times to 12 anytime I came I always meet her sleepless and if I ask way u never sleep by this time she tell me I'm the one she's waiting for before she can sleep I was lyk are you a babe. so recently my mum travel for her senior sister's son wedding since last 2 week, anytime am sleeping I notice that my cousin will start touching my dick, I'll quickly remove her hand and turn on light she well now pretend as if she is sleeping sometimes she well come to where I'm sleeping that she can't sleep alone in her room that she lyk to join me I thought she's joking until she climb my bed I now went to sleep in the parlour that is day before yesterday this happen so yesterday she was watching TV I'm also eating around 8:30pm after I finish eating I tell her I wanted to see my friend that I'll be back 11:00 or 12 she now say OK she'll be waiting for me I say no go and sleep but leave the door open so I leave after gist charts with my friend I went back home I meet my cousin necked I shouted at her that what's wrong with her are u OK at all before she now went nd put on her Nyt wear so I went to my room around 2:45 or 3:00 she came start robbing my dick I weak up immediately and see her half necked she now say why I'm I behalving as if I don't what to do she can't take this my behavior I must sex her this Nyt I was confused throughout yesterday Nyt can't even sleep I don't now what to do should I report her to my mum if she comes back or I should tell my elder sister
I really need ur advice pls
and she's just 22 year old while I'm 25 pls help
Go and buy condom and Bleep that girl, as to cure her konji.

Abi you go happy say she go outside, a nonchalant guy gets her impregnated.

Nothing is wrong with fucking your cousin.

Sin na sin.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial: Pro-biafra Group Shuts Cameroon Borders by Aloof: 10:48pm On Oct 18, 2021
Beejayy20:
Useless worthless group of terrorist
Guy forget insults oh, these guys are turning to a force to reckon with.
Christianity EtcRe: Ghanaian Pastor Caught Sleeping With Married Woman On Church Altar (Photos) by Aloof: 7:48pm On Oct 18, 2021
Princesaha:
Na pure prank be this. It was not real ok. It was stage managed.
E be like say na your Sister be that, you want to cover her shame in the name of prank.

Nice one.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Aloof: 11:24am On Oct 18, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Good for you..

It's even better that you've refrained from pertaining in the sins of the world... Personally, myself,I haven't had sex for the past 4 years.. Sometimes when I tell people,they think I'm joking, perhaps Simply because I love joking alot.....But lemme tell you something op, everything about sexxx is highly overrated......Na guyman wey dem never admit for general hospital once because of too much lashing dey say he wor make lashing him mission for life.....

Las las, lashing no dey give award or trophy for being the best lasher.. Instead na insults from those unreformed NIGERIAN nurses for general hospital you go receive full your Belle.
Too much lashing can get someone admitted into a hospital? Asin.. too much cumming?

Or do you mean infection?
CrimeRe: Black Axè and eiye cult war one beheaded on live camera - Video by Aloof: 10:45am On Oct 18, 2021
Cultistupdate:
This particular guy was beheaded on the video you'll see soon
Was he Alive when he was being beheaded?

Google drive says it's against their terms and policy, so I couldn't watch it.
PoliticsRe: Masked ESN Member Tells FG To Bring Kanu To Court On 21st October 2021 by Aloof:
IPOB doesn't hide face to say whatever they want to say.

Not even Nnamdi Kanu hides his face to threaten Nigeria, not to talk of a. Nobody.

The person on that video is an impostor.

A janjaweedd DSS paid agent grin
PoliticsRe: Masked ESN Member Tells FG To Bring Kanu To Court On 21st October 2021 by Aloof: 9:03am On Oct 18, 2021
OyigboUpdate:
This mask IPOB man was live few hours ago with over 200 thousand views in a few hours, threatening to rain fire and brimstone if the Nigerian government does not bring Nnamdi Kanu to court on the 21st of October 2021.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29vFFPxVyPI
Something wey dey Facebook, you supposed just paste the link.

You carry am go put for YouTube, just to fetch subscribers and viewers.

This thing na hustle for you, man must chop grin
FamilyRe: ‘Holy Water’ Ruins 10-Year-Old Marriage by Aloof: 4:56pm On Oct 17, 2021
The husband has always been looking for a reason to Divorce, maybe his Mistress has eventually used kenyamatter on him.

Since he couldn't accuse his wife of cheating, he now resorted to accusing her of fetishism.

Are we going to call this man a simp, or an Alpha male? Because I think he's being imbecilic.
PoliticsRe: Onitsha 2nd Niger Bridge October 2021: Pictures by Aloof: 10:26am On Oct 17, 2021
Juliusmalema:
All thanks to President Buhari. That Fulani Man who hate Ndigbo so much is about to complete the Second Niger Bridge.

The same man Buhari that hates Igbo is doing this work....Eziokwu Koro uko na Ana-Igbo.

But Jonathan that loved Igbos was busy pouring sands and be using shovel to dig the foundation since 2010-2015.

Ikpe mara Eziokwu, aka azu dia...It was under Jonathan I learnt that they used shovel to make the bridge foundation at the centre of the river. Very incompetent ( Goodluck Jonathan) president.


is it only Igbos that are using the bridge?

I'm sure if a railway is passed through igboland, you would say it was done for the Igbos.

Buhari is just being a president, and this has nothing to do with loving Igbos.

If he loved Igbos, why would he call them 5%.

Why would he call them "Dot in a Circle"?

All because of his hatred for IPOB, has it not occurred to him that all Igbos are not pro IPOB?

Buhari is a bigot.
RomanceRe: Should I Start Checking My Girlfriend Phone? by Aloof: 6:50pm On Oct 16, 2021
Firstandonly:
Lately my girlfriend is no longer comfortable leaving her phone around me, she is so close to her phone even when we are eating or early in the morning when she's supposed to start doing morning activities....
I am someone who hate the idea of partner checking each other phone and i always advise others not to look on their partners phone. Pls I just can't take it any more it's just as if am being thrown away in my relationship and there's this force that keeps pushing me. Pls if u where in my shoes will u start check on her phone or let go to prevent BP
If you wish to marry her in the future, and she's aware, check it.

If you intend to marry her, and she's not aware, let her know you would marry her, and start checking her phone.

If you don't wish to marry her, and she's aware that you don't intend to marry her, just Steer off her phone.
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Leader, Al-Barnawi Is Dead & Remains Dead - Irabor, Chief Of Defence Staff by Aloof: 7:05pm On Oct 14, 2021
[quote author= post=106738631]Dettol cares..... tongue

E pain am.
Na dem tongue tongue

At this point, you pity them.
You realize that they need prayers.
They hate everything good.
They hate anything uplifting.
They hate development.
They hate their country.
They even hate themselves.

What a pity![/quote]How does it pain me when I have never been to a Northern state, and Will never be in the rest of my life.

What is in a strange land, remains in a strange land, so I don't care.
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Leader, Al-Barnawi Is Dead & Remains Dead - Irabor, Chief Of Defence Staff by Aloof: 6:59pm On Oct 14, 2021
Who cares
TV/Movies99 Percent Of Nairalanders Are Chronic Hypocrites; See Why. by Aloof(op): 8:57pm On Oct 03, 2021
Yes, I said it.

I can't believe that the News of Whitemoney winning BBN is the most viewed thread on this platform since I joined Nairaland.

More than 1,000 Nairalanders were viewing it, and more than 2,000 guests were also viewing it.

Even when Nnamdi Kanu was captured, the highest I saw was about 900 Nairalanders viewing it, and about 1k Guests.

Now, every thread about BBN, you would see see people condemning it right, front, and back.

Most Nigerians are hypocrites, what are you finding in a thread you hate?

I sometimes feel we deserve the leaders we get.


Meanwhile, Who deeyyyyyyyyy!!!

TV/MoviesRe: Liquorose Is First Runner Up 2021 BBNaija Season 6 'Shine Ya Eye' by Aloof: 8:51pm On Oct 03, 2021
grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Aloof: 7:51pm On Oct 03, 2021
Pere is next, them supposed dey put this thing for Bet9ja make I blow grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Aloof: 11:38pm On Oct 02, 2021
My Beatrice!!!!!

it was unfortunate that my votes couldn't save her from going.

I so much Miss her!!

See body na... Full spec.

tongue tongue
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Aloof: 8:21pm On Sep 26, 2021
Or maybe Biggie wants to prank the viewers.

Like, both of them would make it to the Finale regardless of who wins the game.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Aloof: 8:10pm On Sep 26, 2021
This twist doesn't make sense, was there a tie between Pere and Angel?

So, assuming Pere's vote was higher, he would now come and play a game against Angel that would determine his fate.


Nonsense and Big Brother!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Aloof: 7:50pm On Sep 26, 2021
MMXX:
If I hear say saga no happy as dem evict am,so e go go meet nini n continue him simping
Him say he happy to come meet Nini outside naah.

Finally, Ozo got a replacement grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Aloof: 7:40pm On Sep 26, 2021
Disturb:
Thunder fire all the types of NINI... Useless Nigerian girls

They know you like them but keep playing you...

That's how one had a boyfriend but was still pursuing all girls coming close to me...


See her broom legs...
Na you be the mumu simp wey allow girl wey get boyfriend dey pursue girls wey come around you.. olodo grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Aloof: 5:04pm On Sep 22, 2021
Munzy14:
Queen is playing her game well...She has had three entanglements so far....Boma-whitmeoney-cross and gave us something to talk about till this morning...

And she is realest female of the season...No pretence.

I would av giving maria realest, but she denying ever having to do anything sexual with pere who rarely tell lies made me have a rethink of a real self.
But pere later denied It nah.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Aloof: 9:54am On Sep 22, 2021
Munzy14:
Angel and Queen are no pushovers o, sadly they are sisters...If Angel supporters give it a tougher fight, they will succeed....For Queen, her late coming did her dirty...she would av been a force...

Not easy coming on 3rd week and somehow become the centre of attention on code...

She played the best game for the females this season.
Na whitemoney factor saved Queen, if she didn't get close to WM by luck, she would have been a gonner by now.

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