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Maxymilliano:
I see lot of fools here rallying behind Russia, you can't justify the killing of innocent people just because US did the same thing. Glad you don't have the say in all this sanctions, so continue barking

So the reason why Russia invaded Ukraine is because they are looking for innocent people to kill? And over 1 million Ukrainians have not died yet?

There will always be a justification for collateral Damage in times of war.

During war, innocence is the first victim _Plato.

Adasun:
lols,them yakpa o, you don read legend book?

No oh, what's it all about.

Adasun:
u are blessed bro




Lols one said i should block her...she would delete my number but has it off heart.and then dial it after sometime.



She pleaded with me to just block her,she want to join sisterhood.that was her dream before she met me.I was the one that literally spoiled her (not with sex o).



I didn't of course and she called on Val. Day saying she thaught I wouldn't pick...




They can't help it after chatdicting them

Where ụna dey see this kain girls, na the kind girls wey I dey find now ooh

captainbangz:
me too,maybe because I am tall and have a hand that looks small to me, but people label it big. But if I measure the D using ruler, fear dey catch me.lol

Lol.. When you measured , what's your length?

AYNL:
to do you strong thing dey hungry me walahi

8 fvcking inches when hard,and you dare say you're small

your hand is too big

maybe you're talking about the girth

Maybe it's the girth that makes me feel its small.. About 5.7-5.8 in Diameter.

Sammy101111:
The truth is that some ladies like clean guy smell nice .
Some girls just like a guy that is top notch
I have been running from one girl in my area
She as been telling me to fix date let have S£x But i told her at start i dont want relationship because she told me she had a guy . Now she as been trying to gum body with me since we beep have just been running ignoring because i notice she wants more . And i dont want to get attached to someone girl friend lol

Abeg which size of dick in inches do you think these girls calls Big?

I have around 7.7 inches and 8 on my hardest day, but when a girl tells me that I'm big.. I just feel like she's trying to make me feel good.

Truth is, if I hold my dick.. The thing look small.. As my hand covers a large part of It..

Righteousness2:
The World is a stage and all the actors are dutifully playing their parts according to Bible Prophecies.( Wars and rumors of wars)

A New world Order is set to come on board. And before it comes, the Old Order needs to be brought down.

I don't know what you see in all these , but this is what I see.
" With all the sanctions place on Russia" and the whole world fixed on Ukraine,
I see a situation where Russia makes a deadly blow to Europe (NATO Nations) and America ,

I see a Situation where China begins to charge towards Taiwan, while North Korea begins to do as it decides, with it throwing missiles here and there.

Iran increases its movement of weapons in the Syria and Damascus area.

Damascus gets leveled all of a sudden.

Israel targets Iran's Nuclear site, etc

Folks we need to Pray for the Nations! Pray for our brothers and Sisters out there! Pray for ourselves.
Most Important, take your relationship with GOD very Serious! Surrender to JESUS Christ and Live Ready!

Why should we be praying for Nations, when we know its the will of God, and bound to happen. As it is in the Bible.

Won't that be waste of prayers?

Alusiizizi:
I find myself working most of the time. In this business there are no weekends/holidays. Working hours would be about 6~8 hours on average.

As a freelancer or a Remote employee? Assuming they are two different things.

I feel as a Remote employee, weekends should be observed.

E no go better for this Govt.

Alusiizizi:
Freelance. Pay was paltry and inconsistent at first, but after a 2 years or so, I have many steady, well paying clients and now have time for almost nothing else. I usually expect $4000~$5000 monthly. Some months lower/higher than others. Most of my work is strongly numerical and there's quite a bit of data science. Occasionally some web development. I have a product that I've been working on for a few months now, hopefully I'll be done with it by the end of next month and with good enough marketing I dream of fetching $1000,000 every month.

On your working days, like how many hours do you work on a day?

SeeThisLoser:
You have no clue.

They are racing to the border with Ukraine for defence of Estonia. Let Putin try any nonsense and see how his forces will be reduced to dust. Ordinary poor Ukraine has decimated over 1000 Russian soldiers and about hundred tanks in just 2 days.

Who is Russia without their nuclear weapons ? Nothing !

How you take know say casualty Don reach 1000, and tanks 100?

ThEGodFaThEr124:
Russia and Putin won't dare to attack Finland because they know the Finnish people are a difficult nut to crack.

Na so una talk for Ukraine, abegi!

I overestimated America, Biden said the would retaliate militarily if Russia invades, Russia invaded and sent a cold threat to the west, only for Biden to Run into his hostel to begin his useless sanctions.

Winters23:
Western bitches doing their masters bidding

Who will protest in support of Libya, Yemen, Palestine, former Yugoslavia, and all other oppressed people of the world.

Saudi Arabia is in bed with the west despite funding 9/11 and bombing Yemen at will, but who cares since they’re friends with the west.

It’s called “peace keeping “ when the west deploys her troop but an “invasion “ when another country does it.

You are saying Russia deployed fighter jets and started bombing Ukraine in other to make peace?

Never knew Ukrainian president was fighting with his wife.

Tell me something.

spiceadole:
My clitoris is intact. No cutting.
I am not just a sex person.
I was a virgin till my early 20s
I just don't like sex.
I feel it's something men use to humiliate women

If your clit is intact, and you don't like sex that much, then I will assume you've been having sex with someone that doesn't care about your pleasure, hence you seeing it as a form of humiliation.

Mooh247:




Kemi is wrong on this one


America would keep him alive even if they have to feed him steroids till they retrieve almost all of their money back




.

Big wigs here can use jazz to kill him.

They can kill him so that ABBA kyaris case can die a natural death.

Drone95:
intimacy gadgets had replaced male prostitution

Before the emergence of intimacy gadget, were they male prostitution joint around the cities?

How many times did you hear in the Bible that a man caused the downfall of a woman because of sex? Compare with samson and David.
See, a girl that doesn't want to have sex with you won't have sex with you, if you like be as hot as Anthony Joshua.

But a fine curvy girl that you Do not fancy, can get you one and one and Bleep your brains out.

Who did you say crave sex the more again?

XTHRONE:
Maybe your girl is a lesbian

If women crave sex more than men do, then we would have had men prostitution joints scattered around the cities.

We4all:
They may love you but obviously don’t want to get impregnated by you. They also don’t trust you enough to go intimate with you.

I hope you usually wash your bacteria infested fingers before inserting it though. Damn! Girls are really trying.

The last time I checked, the women pussy has more bacteria than the whole arm, not to talk of finger.

Be moving with love peddlers et Oloshos and be thinking women crave sex.

I wonder how guys like you enjoy doing prostitutes.

XTHRONE:
Women enjoy and creave for sex more than men

When would we guys stop believing this lie?

Girl wey her pussy go wet finish, u go chook finger, yet she no go want make you put dick, meanwhile Konji dey hold her.

They don't crave anything bro, mind you, the girls in question loves me scatter no be mouth.

spiceadole:
Lies....

Sex is something I can live all my life without.

If not for marriage, which I'm struggling very hard to have sex with my husband, I would been happily celibate.

It's because they cut your clitoris to size.

If not, na Konji for wan kee you.

Nobody will tamper with the clitoris of my daughter, them no born that person well, not even my wife.

Godfullsam:
Her body count will be more than the population of daura community.

Pornstars doesn't have that much body counts to compare to that of an average Olosho.

Boogiebee:
My brother is 17 and addicted to gambling.
This addiction has cost us so much as a family especially my widowed mum.

He is constantly selling things and using money meant for his rent, upkeep, etc to gamble. Just last week he used his laptop to gamble. We have used tough love and right now we have exhausted all options to make him stop.

Like every other addiction if we are not proactive I'm afraid this will ruin him.

Additional Information: He's currently a 200L student of a federal uni but ever since he gained admission it has been one problem or the other caused by gambling. I'm thinking of withdrawing him and put him in a juvenile home if everything else fails.

I need practical solutions and advice on how to make him stop. If you are a recovered gambler please share what helped you.

A broke man may never be able to stop gambling.

A steady source of reasonable income gives gambling a natural death.
Imagine staking to win 50k that almost never comes,when you earn over 500k monthly.

Brokenness keeps the gambling fire burning.

Datboredberri:
Sure... But if it's pusṣy... Then you're a loser... A loser who can't handle rejection...

You aren't thinking of the food you're unable to eat now...

The clothes...

The houses...

The cars...

The businesses...

Your poor parents whom you ought to repay...

It's our vagina!

Zero difference between Simps and Alphas... Only, one begs for sex while the other works hard to afford it...

Na bad mouth go kee you

Maxwell775:
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert.

I wish I'm in your shoes, I would fvuck the hell out of her and heaven will not fall, see description bikonu

Mercychen:
Val slap gift .

He refused to trip her out. Another man does the needful, he gets angry and slaps her? Hmm...

It is girls who don't have self respect that gets such treatments from a guy

Try am with me. You wouldn't even dare because the way I'll place myself, na yes ma you go dey sound when you see me..

Wetin wan bring crap? .

Yes ma for a girl of 5ft2 wey no reach my waist.
Short girls dey amaze me

Both of them, my dad na my guy.

We even discuss the kind of women we like, he said he likes chubby and tall women, just like I do, heredity

I asked him why he married my not so thick but tall mother, he said she's a nice woman, that's why he married her

There was a night I was sex chatting on 2go and slept off, the nigga went and read my messages. Only to tell my mum the reason why I don't wake up early for devotion was because I stay up at night just to tell a girl how to make love, shock shook me

The man told me never to promise a lady marriage, no matter what, That change is constant.

And I'm abiding by that. If a babe tells me about marriage, I will just tell her, "let the will of God be done."

Stargurl20:
Guys, do not lose a good woman just because she unintentionally had a fling with a guy or something. Learn to forgive, forget and move on with her

You were about to make sense until you mentioned unintentionally.

l0uie:
Wetin you dey talk? No dey yarn dust, abeg. T anywhere for my previous comment wey I talk say I get babe? Baba, the last time wey I been dey serious relationship na way back and that's as far as 2017.

No be to dey run from sun, anytime wey you still decide to come outside, e go steal beat you.

E go reach everybody.

If he can't cope, let him divorce.

obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo completed his fairytale return to Manchester United last summer – but are they better off without him?

United finished second in the Premier League in 2020-21 and then bolstered their squad by signing Raphael Varane and Jadon Sancho alongside Ronaldo.

The 37-year-old scored a brace on his second debut against Newcastle and United were tipped to challenge Liverpool and Manchester City for the Premier League title.

But things have gone downhill since then and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was sacked in November following some embarrassing defeats and a dreadful run of form. Ronaldo has also come in for criticism due to his perceived lack of running and pressing.

He has scored just two goals under new manager Ralf Rangnick and has failed to find the back of the net in his last five games, his longest goal drought since 2010.

We've taken a look at United's record with the striker in the starting XI and compared it to their record without him since the start of the 2021-22 season.

As the stats show, United actually have a higher win rate and average more points per game when Ronaldo is starting.

The Portugal international is also United's top goalscorer this season and it's not surprising that they average more goals per game when he's playing.

But the Red Devils do improve defensively when Ronaldo is left out of the starting XI and they also lose fewer games on average.

With Cristiano Ronaldo starting

Games: 22

Wins: 12

Draws: 3

Defeats: 7

Points per game: 1.77

Win rate: 54.5%

Loss rate: 31.8%

Goals: 36

Goals per game: 1.63

Goals against: 32

Goals against per game: 1.45

Without Cristiano Ronaldo starting

What about stats before he joined Man-u?

Man-U was doing better with Bruno as the driver, before Ronaldo came in and stole the show just to spoil it.

seunsiju:
Even though she always warn me to be using condom, but i like it raw and sweet, couple of weeks ago, she is feeling sick and tired, and i sent her money for checkup, the news break my heart, the test shows she is three weeks pregnant! i want to denied the pregnancy based on say i read her chats on Whatsapp cheating and having sex with another guy, but deep down i know i responsible for this cos the date tally with the time we had last sex....we have agreed to abortion, but am scared it might go wrong.

Pls advice me
Should i denied that i owned the pregnancy, cos i can back my claim up cos she cheated during that periosd or should we go for the abortion.

Pls am not ready to be a father to another kid!!! Help a depressed brother

As you weren't wearing condom, do your pour inside her, or do you use the withdrawal method?

It's these politicians that does ritual killings the most.

But I commend them on this.

The average Nigerian youth is more wicked than our politicians.