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Health / Re: 5 Ways Nigerians Relax Their Nerves by AlphaBest007: 12:04pm On Mar 14, 2018
That number four is not feasible in Nigeria now.

The Ultimate and most often used method Nigerians use to calm their nerves is to come online and rant, savage people they can't even look in the eye in the real world....And TROLLING-- they troll government officials celebs,each other and themselves.

Twitter and Nairaland serves as expedient platforms to do these...
Health / Re: Is Their Anything Like Safe-sex,what Do You Do To ...??? by AlphaBest007: 10:51pm On Mar 13, 2018
'Everything is risky'
Ben Carson.

You just have to evaluate the risk and benefits of every action and decide whether the benefits are worth the risks.

so,before you delve into premarital or extramarital sex ask yourself --- 'Is fifteen minutes of carnal pleasure worth a lifetime of dejection,rejection and depressions that may arise from the HIV I could contract from that sexual affair?'
Education / Re: Armless Ghanaian Maths Teacher Writing With Marker In Her Mouth (Photo) by AlphaBest007: 10:23pm On Mar 13, 2018
Disability of the body gan only alter the reality of a person's existence, it van never destroy it.
Disability of the Mind...now,that's a DISASTER

Kudos to this woman!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Nina Requests To Call Her Boyfriend. Nigerians React by AlphaBest007: 10:16pm On Mar 13, 2018
All these people asking whether she thinks she still has a boyfriend outside should wait for her to win the 45Million first....and see how loving and caring the boyfriend would be,even after what she did.

Abi no b money again??

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Education / Re: Two ABSU Final Year Students Drown Two Days To Their Final Exam. by AlphaBest007: 9:52pm On Mar 13, 2018
Gebbson007:
see as "fine boys" waste cry

They did not 'waste' because they died young, they became 'wastes' the moment they chose to become cultists.
There is no dignity in being a cultist.

I pray God grants their families the fortitude to bear the loss.

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Politics / Re: 2019 Polls: We’ll Be Fair In Choosing Presidential Candidate – PDP by AlphaBest007: 9:43pm On Mar 13, 2018
There is no such thing as 'fair' in Nigerian politics.
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu To Buhari: "Arrest Obasanjo To Prove You Are Fighting Corruption" by AlphaBest007: 4:39pm On Mar 13, 2018
Buhari was never going to fight corruption, he was only singing that song for three reasons;

1.It gave him the excuse to relentlessly oppress and perpetually frustrate his perceived political enemies.
How else would one explain the fact that he isn't prosecuting erstwhile PDP members who have now become broom-wielding hypocrites??

2.He wanted to limit the looting of funds to a specific caucus of closely-knitted cabals who are masters of discretion and purveyors of deception.
How can Monkey be stealing Money??...Masters of discrete deceptions.
We see them looting money everyday, everywhere and we know the people at the helms of our Economic affairs are all part of his Caucus.

3.It was a melody of compelling lyrics to the masses at the time,but ears have deciphered the hidden meanings now.

Besides,daring Buhari to arrest OBJ as a proof of his fight against corruption is like asking Humans to move to Jupiter as evidence of our dedication to pursuing Sustainable Environmental Goals ---- completely preposterous!

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Education / Re: Count Us Out Of NANS’ Planned Activities In Ekiti ―EKSU SUG by AlphaBest007: 8:00am On Mar 12, 2018
A house that is divided against itself cannot stand
Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of Buhari And Osinbajo Laughing Hard by AlphaBest007: 10:13pm On Mar 10, 2018
PYO:Baba,these people are still waiting for you to do something oh
PMB: kikiki,dem go wait tire.
Romance / Re: An Honest Opinion Needed, Should I Stick With Her? by AlphaBest007: 9:28pm On Mar 10, 2018
You are a very futuristic, circumspective and considerate person--Good!

Sit her down and tell her how much she means to you and how you would love to have her be a significant part of your future *Swollen head*.
Then go right ahead and tell her how you feel compelled to hustle hard and make that future secure enough for her to be a part of,proudly so even.
Proceed to impress upon her the need for you to do that while you're still able to do so and how that might actually cause a delay in your actually being together -legally,anyway-.

Then listen to what she has to say,attentively.
Pay due attention to her body language,it speaks louder than her voice could ever hope to do.

If she rejects you for that,just keep your head up and know that there is still someone out there who will make you feel better than she ever does.Someone your heart will go crazy for--Love is crazy that way.

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Message A Nigerian Man Got From His Father Because Of His Whatsapp DP by AlphaBest007: 9:15pm On Mar 10, 2018
Pessimistic Father. Why can't the hand be a positive hand...hand wey fresh like that

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