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Forum Games / Re: Any Comment That Does Not Get A Like In 30 min Gets 1500 Naira Worth Of Recharge by AlphaDavid: 9:09am On Oct 04, 2019
Do you know the diety Sanponna?

Like and you will know

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lille Vs Chelsea : UCL (1 - 2) On 2nd October 2019 by AlphaDavid: 2:41am On Oct 03, 2019
kinibigdeal:


He had proved to everyone already with Barcelona. Mark it today, city will win this year champions league


City won't win the champions league, mark it too!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lille Vs Chelsea : UCL (1 - 2) On 2nd October 2019 by AlphaDavid: 2:39am On Oct 03, 2019
motionarena:
Lampard will finish Chelsea
What's my business with james

You don't know shiii, you sit there and type shiiii!!!

Whats your business with a lad with a beaming future whereas yours is bleak.

Last i checked, youre not even a registered Chelsea fan, nobody gives a damn about your business, Mister!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lille Vs Chelsea : UCL (1 - 2) On 2nd October 2019 by AlphaDavid: 2:35am On Oct 03, 2019
xynerise:

So why didn't they play 5-0 last night?

You dey mind am?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lille Vs Chelsea : UCL (1 - 2) On 2nd October 2019 by AlphaDavid: 2:33am On Oct 03, 2019
bhella10:
Chelsea is playing five at the back... hmmm

Its 3 at the back, Mister!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lille Vs Chelsea : UCL (1 - 2) On 2nd October 2019 by AlphaDavid: 2:32am On Oct 03, 2019
Inerepamo:
no pulisic in the bench lampard is a joke


Getting maximum points is what matters, and the boys dis that!

Look at the guys who made bench and tell me one person that dont deserve to make that list.

Yo think before you type! And wtf did Pulisic do when he got his chance?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lille Vs Chelsea : UCL (1 - 2) On 2nd October 2019 by AlphaDavid: 2:30am On Oct 03, 2019
SilGent:
Lille 3
Chelsea 1


Quote me after the match...

Chelsea to miss penalty at 60th minutes...


If i slap you ehn?
Travel / Re: Keke Napep Loaded With Too Many Bamboo by AlphaDavid: 4:05pm On Oct 01, 2019
Ok
Crime / Re: Army Arrests Samuel Chukwudon, Boko Haram Logistics Supplier by AlphaDavid: 9:48am On Sep 30, 2019
Ok
Travel / Re: Apapa Ports Roads Turn Dumpsites As Crime, Drugs, Sex Trades Boom Under Traffic by AlphaDavid: 8:55am On Sep 30, 2019
Evidence?
Romance / Re: AMATASHA Is About To Wed A Bigboy' Funmisticqueen When Will Your Time Come? Lolz by AlphaDavid: 8:50am On Sep 30, 2019
Amatarasha:
If you will fight wicked souls and instill Love in their hearts BE MY FRIEND ,but if not then my charms will be ur depression

I will do anything to BE-FRIEND you! My darling Amatarasha.
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Celebrates His Daughter, Tiwa's 3rd Birthday (Photos) by AlphaDavid: 8:17am On Sep 30, 2019
Where Aunty Kemi, Aunty wey mumu!

No be the baby wey you wan kill yourself on top be this.

She as she fine.

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Romance / Re: No Topic! by AlphaDavid: 11:20am On Sep 29, 2019
IamaNigerianGuy:


You didn't hit any nerve. You're a gay faggo.t or faggo.t lover. To me that's like excrement

Nigga, for the recordz, I'm straight. Get that! Its evident i did hit a nerve.

And for the upteenth time, ama tell you to go suck a dick!
Romance / Re: AMATASHA Is About To Wed A Bigboy' Funmisticqueen When Will Your Time Come? Lolz by AlphaDavid: 11:16am On Sep 29, 2019
Amatarasha:
So wat kept u silent on me ? Dat am evil shebi ?

I don't see you as evil. I'm an agnostic.

Like i said, you just got my attention, or is it you charm at work? Lol

You did not give a reply to my question, can i be your friend?
Romance / Re: No Topic! by AlphaDavid: 10:59am On Sep 29, 2019
IamaNigerianGuy:


You are being mad


Your father is mad. Lmao

Damn, i hit a nerve!

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Romance / Re: AMATASHA Is About To Wed A Bigboy' Funmisticqueen When Will Your Time Come? Lolz by AlphaDavid: 8:55am On Sep 29, 2019
Amatarasha:
Praise da Lord somebody ,My wedding is coming up next 2months after so much wars from 6 categories of idiots namely :

1. 2mins/small dick frustrated bigots

2. Jobless youths always on nairaland searching for phantom jobs lol

3. Fake bitches

4. Old men who won't mind their businesses

5. Ghostmoniquers

6. Funmipotamus

Dem know themselves

My wedding gonna be in Russia Oh Yes
Chummynoni I hope u will come
My ring below

Ladies forever @


Yo Drama queen, you got my attention at last. Can i be your friend?
Romance / Re: What Is With All These Naija Girls And Tattoos All Of A Sudden? by AlphaDavid: 11:34am On Sep 28, 2019
2buffagain:
I'm seeing a lot of Naija girls out here lately with tattoos.

Do these girls not have fathers?

Bad decisions like these will only cause problems for them in dating and profession.

Shut up!!

What's bad in getting a tattoo.

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Romance / Re: No Topic! by AlphaDavid: 9:43am On Sep 28, 2019
luminouz:

Damn!! You are so dūmb!!! undecided undecided

Coming from a dumbass like you, i'm not pained.
You are a derailed fvcktard!

Lmao.

Motherfvcker is pained.
Romance / Re: No Topic! by AlphaDavid: 9:29am On Sep 28, 2019
luminouz:

Lol,did I strike a nerve sweetheart?
Why u so scared?
Typing 'fvck' upandan doesn't make u an alpha,it just makes you loud and eager.
Yellowbone nigga!
I have marked your moniker...


Yo! Don't romance me with you words, aint nobody here gonna be your sweetheart, not me

Why would an Alpha male be scared. I'm who i am cos of who i am and not because of anything else. Get that!

Mark my moniker for all i care, ama still whip your sorry ass any time we have an encounter.

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Romance / Re: No Topic! by AlphaDavid: 8:46am On Sep 28, 2019
lilbest4:
I hate gays, they disgust me. Rant from today till you die you will be jailed if caught here (although I don't support that).
We have the best culture and tradition in the whole world boys and girls aren't confused about their gender here. The fools in the west you're licking their ass, haven't you seen how fuccked up they've become since they started their LGBTQAIGG... nonsense?
I don't like gays kill yourself if you can't live with that fact. I will never suck a dicck I won't let you suck my dicck go drink poison like your derange fellow in the west

You just admitted to being homophobic! Your culture is a shiiii show. Your boys and girls are experimenting a lot but in the background. dumbass!!

Accept people for who they are and cos Nigeria law says 14 years blah blah, dont make it right, nigga!

Stop the hate, and i won't suck your dick, i wont stoop so low as to fvck with you. And ama tell you to go suck a dick nigga! That shiii is as fvcked as anything lol
Romance / Re: No Topic! by AlphaDavid: 8:33am On Sep 28, 2019
luminouz:


Your political correctness bullshit will get you killed one day. We are Africans,with tradition and values. If you wanna kiss your fellow man or fuq him,then wait till you get out of the country or face the consequences.
I won't accept such rubbish near me,if you doubt it,then come and try to such my diick then.

TF! Dude, what the hell is "political correctness". Don't flex lexicons man, you have definitely not earned that right, who the fvck are you?

Fvck you and you traditions and values, hypocrites like you would suck a duck if offered tones of cash, but that's not my problem. Your country has a problem, SA and Angola have laws that protect gays, Nigeria aren't better than them.

Quit all this online hooliganism, you ain't gonna do shit if a nigga steps up to you.

STFU and go suck a dick! Extra tip, drink lots of water

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Relationship And Friendship by AlphaDavid: 8:23am On Sep 28, 2019
swagficient:


How come you are in severe pains than my so called imaginary friends?
Oh, I get it now. You are ignorant and immature. I won't dignify you with more replies. Omo eran.


TF! Dude, i'm in pains? Lol. Now, i never thought my quotes would ge at you. You're in so much pains, nigga! Lmao

Agba!!! You call me ignorant and immature yet you come up here on Nairaland like one of these teenagers and start creating some hulabaloo shiiii cos you want to get laid!!!!

And advice go for you, go and get laid with a LovePeddler! Your sorry ass won't get a girlfriend on here. Your fit for a LovePeddler, you loser!!

And if you quote me again, sanponna will strike you down with small-pox. Oponu aiyeraye!!!
Romance / Re: No Topic! by AlphaDavid: 8:14am On Sep 28, 2019
lilbest4:
don't bring that nonsense word, "homophobia" here in Nigeria. It is not everything your Western masters dictate that we're to swallow, we have our own culture and traditions. He is disgusted and so what?

Shut up!!! In Blaqbones's voice. It's about accepting people's sexuality, it got nothing to do with dictation, dumbass!

What fvcking culture and traditions do you have?

And see where it has led your country to. Y'all fvcking hypocrites.

Hey Mister Ignoramus, stop the hate!! You're homophobic!! Quit all fronting and go suck a diick nigga!!

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Romance / Re: Plenty Of Money by AlphaDavid: 11:31pm On Sep 27, 2019
Firstly, OP you don't have control over how folks quote your thread so i'll say lets cut the crap.

Secondly you did not state the exact sum you want to invest with. You only said it's a small money. Whats your definition of small money?

And the guy above me is an ass-licker. Quit that shiiii, nigga, You're a grown man.

Crypto, Forex, Sports betting. Don't dive into ponzi. Or go learn how to load accts, these days girls see they do yahoo.
Romance / Re: Disbelief At Ned Nwoko Marrying A Teenager by AlphaDavid: 11:21pm On Sep 27, 2019
In Blaqbones's voice______Shut up!!!

Why don't you mind your business, and leave Ned and Regina alone.

You will kill yourself on top of other people problems.

Extra tip, drink plenty of water after minding your business.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Relationship And Friendship by AlphaDavid: 11:15pm On Sep 27, 2019
swagficient:


For your mind now you made some sense right?
Pele tie

Pele!! Oh, its you that have made some sense bah? Looking for relationship up and down, you this bloody introvert.

Continue your search for the imaginary friend turn girlfriend, ode!

You want a male boyfriend too, lmao. Whats the catch?
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Things To Learn From Tacha’s Disqualification by AlphaDavid: 11:09pm On Sep 27, 2019
Shut up!! There's nothing to learn
Romance / Re: No Topic! by AlphaDavid: 11:09pm On Sep 27, 2019
Now, you're being homophobic.

What if he's gay, just tell him you're not into guys.

Or are you? It is no harm being one

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Romance / Re: I Can't Judge Tacha by AlphaDavid: 11:06pm On Sep 27, 2019
So i should go and fry water melon abi

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