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My ex was an actress and a script writer. I dey set my DSTV to my own personal channel list when she comes over then.

If she asks why she can't see Nollywood or Zeeworld I'll tell her I didn't sub for it. Wahala go end lol at least till she finds out lol

Nonsense talk. Every Otu Onitsha brought up knows Derico was shot & killed by Chiejina his partner in crime during an argument over sharing of their proceeds.

Chiejina took over the gang and Chiejina was the one killed by Bakassi not Deri

providencia:
Please rest. You are using hypo on clothes and you expect not to see changes? What about those clothes we buy and when we dip it inside water the colour wash away? Should we hold water responsible? There are clothes you don't use bleach on. Its your fault if hypo damaged your clothes.

Normally Hypo dey turn white cloth to slight brown. So it doesn't work as advertised. He has a case but I guess he wouldn't want to followup.

The torn part of the cloth may be the washing machines fault

We still dey electoral commission. We never even enter judiciary gan gan or legislative arm or armed forces and the corruption going on. ..

Banking and education nko? That one na lost case. ❌

See Emeifele, one person! Guess how much him return?

Not 1million naira... That's nothing.
Not 100miliion naira
Not 500mil
Not 900mil
...

Not even 1Billion naira. Wait for it. ..
And not even 500Billion.

Guess how much?

900Billion.. Sikes!!

Dude, returned 3 Trillion naira! 🤯
Do you realise how much that is??!

You gotta have 999BIllion first then 1 more Billion to get 1 Trillion. Then you do it 3x...

And this is one person...
Now imagine every other person in charge of some public fund. Tax me and you paid.

The same tax that if you don't pay, NURTW, LAWMA, FRSC, FIRS will come fight or cramp you.


I no dey reason this country matter again and Oyibo use divide and rule finish us.

Country that doesn't teach history at schools because they people wey do bad for the current history still dey alive dey bubble while people like you and I dey suffer here.

We need funds, some unifying leader, a plan and a heart of lion and we can take over this economy and nation and book the defaulters because they can't go Scot-free

savenaijatoday:
It has never happened that Nigerians are starving and can't afford staple foods during harvest time. The man really brought badIuck to Nigerians. INEC's decision to impose a disaster on Nigerians is fatal. He doesn't have a clue how to grow the economy or fight insecurity. All he churns out every day is a pile of lies and fake promises.
Just this evening, as I drove home from work I decided to pick some loaves of bread. I was shocked that the loaf that I bought yesterday at N1500 has become N1900. I asked why. They said a bag of flour is now 70k. How can Nigerians keep quiet when a tuber of yam is now 7000k, a mudu of rice originally selling at 300 is now 2700 and a mudu of beans selling at 350 is now 3500? Which other disaster is worse than this Tinubu's government?

Unorganised protests usually will always spiral out of control and used by crooks and other vices to play out another narrative.

You cannot set tribalism out. The colonial guys are masters are using a 3rd party to cause confusion then in the chaos they get what they want in proxy.

The civil war is a deep cut in the trust relationship the country has which has made it absolutely impossible to set aside those sentiments and 'act' as one..

.. because there was no oneness in the first place.


I hope you know it's easier and less expensive to unalive people than to control and provide for them? Hope you know that?

The real resource is not fiat money. It's paper and gargabe because its source is unending.
The real resource is land. And what lies in it.

Now Oyibo has made almost everyone believe they are the most land with most resource but it isn't they only have better spy network and better a zeal to explore and takeover.

I believe Africans especially Nigerians need to tell themselves the truth and take action because time no dey.

From Abacha regime till now... We are still talking about voting in the right person.

If voting has not worked for more than 20 years why do we think it will work one more time?

Maybe the answer is not elections because Na the same Oga Pata Pata dey for up

You don't understand. Nigeria is not created for you to flourish in. That wasn't the aim of the former Niger Company.

I find it surprising when you guys think you can fight the system when the system protects it's reps and public office holders.

Die the thought of Nigeria ever helping you then you can begin to reason how to earn in dollapo or trade with RMB or AED.

It will help you focus more on your growth.

Understand that the North and Southern parts of modern day Nigeria was amalgamated to enable easy flow of natural resources out of the 'hard-to-control/conquer' Eastern region to the 'easy-to-control' Northern part and out of the country overseas.

Anything or anyone that stands in the way if this constant non-stop flow of resources will most likely be decimated by the powers that be.

SOLUTION- Pharaoh let our people go!
But the 'Pharoh' in this case being UK, corrupt Govt Officials & their puppets won't let go without a fight!

We have to fight for our freedom I'd not things will only gett worse.

We need to talk about if we are continuing this relationship called Nigeria first of all.....

But then like every abusive relationship once you speak up the abusive partner will get mad and want to hold you down and control you ...

I believe we should take the country else we'll all be unalived one way or the other.

Nigeria is rich but one person will loot money money meant for millions of people and then store it with the white colonial guys.

We should end this thing already but then have a transition plan.

Or rather revisit the 100 years 1914 amalgamation document and cancel those stupid dubious evil contract signed to remain partially colonised especially by Shell.

Let's start from there if you really want to talk.

A referendum.
A restructuring.
We can't keep doing the same thing and expect a different results 🤔


National Grievances should be tackled and addressed and defaulters whose crimes affects the lives of more than 50 people at once should face maximum sentences.

Oga, hustle and leave the country but that's not even the solution that's a bad coping mechanisms to an underlying problem which everyone is avoiding.

Nigerians need to think long term. 20 years down the line.

There's no growth indexes on point.
It's a bear market all round here.
Think solution outside of the evil government

ELLA. once I hear Ella otilo

O buru na-okweghi iba, itee ya Vaseline, nwanne

orohbiro:
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I work on sites. Web Dev is my thing.
How do we chat?

I go just delete my IG account afterwards. Maga pay. You return am. Maybe the money pass him morale. Him no believe am

https://www.nairaland.com/8141167/plea-nigerians-abroad

... the link above is the original post. ☝️

I want to focus on the video where a lady was pouring out her agony about the current hardship and how things r hard for her.

That video was sad! yes.
Things are Hard, yes!
But I think we all deserve the Nigeria we get today because we we don't even know how things work in Nigeria.

Nigerians will rather say "God punish you" than stand for what is right or take action when needed.

Imagine her saying such words like ... "God will punish you & your children"...
... forgetting that we are all automatically children of PBAT by law cause he is the legal 001 of Nigeria.

So if his kids are cursed what happens to you?

You're indirectly placing a curse on yourself which means -- WHAT SHE JUST DID IS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE❌ and has no direct effect in the long run of things

The question remains--- do Nigerians even understand why the country Nigeria was set up?

Nigeria formely known as Niger Company was set up to enable transfer of human & raw material easily from the 'harder-to-control ' Eastern parts to the 'more-coperative' Northern part of the country.


At this point, we need to stop depending on SPIRITS/CURSES to do something we could have done WITH OUR BARE HANDS & FREAKIN BRAINS!

I mean... is she plain ignorant or acting dumb for clout?

Hasn't she had of The ABACHA Loot??

That nigha's linage will NEVER BE BROKE again even if they don't work a job for 5 centuries or more... DOES SHE THINK HER 3-minutes rant will change a thing by cursing him?

If curses work so much why is Nigeria not outside the control of the colonial masters?

It's a shame we let the people in public offices go away with so much 💩 you wonder what the Hell is going on?

Pray all you can.
Fast all you can
Depend on spirits all you can!
But if you don't take ACTION you will not solve a thing!

If we don't get up and put up a fight this won't work. Your fight against corruption is DOA Dead On Arrival

The amount of abuse of power is mind blowing! Believe me, you cannot even begin to imagine the amount of funds being LOOTED daily.

I don't wanna go into the CBN and how they kinda helped kill the economy more with the last N₦AIRA change

Let's not even go into the Public Service abuse and all that because that is too much worries. ..

You CANNOT believe the amount of funds being wasted on 🐂 💩

Money is printed from paper. Yet we sell for almost free our gold and natural resources to the enemy.


SOLUTION- don't focus on the problem too much! Choose to solution-oriented.

When you acknowledge the problem. Ignore it and focus on the solution.

Think like an Igbo man who has nothing to gain from the government.


because if you begin to discuss Nigerian issue morning & night will come and go and your sorrows will only triple in size.

And the reason is because from a very young age, we knew from past experience of the civil war that public office holders are sellouts especially when Oyibo is involved.


So crying & ranting is like pouring water on the back of a duck.

A Complete waste of water!

Now back to the article itself because its like the guy was on colos when he/she drop the post as hunger dey land.

The post asked people abroad to always help those at home/Nigeria as often as possible because times are hard

Yes I know not everyone abroad is okay to some extent esp financially. But u have peace of mind because paper/fiat money especially NGN is 💩


Except you have some travel paper issues or other issue abroad which makes your situation not free then you should help your direct family first (if you want) because 1USD = 1500 NGN.


The truth is our natural resources like oil, gold, uranium, etc is more than enough to care for our needs.

But we exchange them all for ordinary paper money which can be printed anytime (by crooks who represents us in public offices)

Our economy that should be SOLID is now dependent on FX. Foreign Exchange a.k.a Dollar 💵 💰

The whole thing is just stupid when you think about it. The corruption is NO LONGER HIDDEN. It's done in plain sight

And real people are feeling the consequences like the woman in that video.


My babe says she wants to quit school because her parents ain't supporting her. They have 8 kids at home so it's HELL. ..

I pray God bless my business through my hand works more so I can help her more. It's a mad condition we in.

Yes. You can complain from now till tomorrow and nothing is gonna change.

because you are too scared to take action. So you rather pray only... Without work. Forgetting that you are God.


So if you have such thoughts in your mind i shouldn't even be rapping with you. ..

We should be taking about moving forward towards a referendum to discuss if we wanna keep on going together as a nation first because the document that amalgamated the NORTH & SOUTH Nigeria was only valid for 100 years - 1914 - 2014.

If we agree to continue on this journey then we should take about the next important thing which is a CONSTITUTIONAL OVERHAUL a.k.a REVIEW!


Then each region of people/government should train their own defences and military. And we execute the Axe of Justice on Defaulters who looted the national treasury without impunity.

And we move on from their....


Aren't you tired of doing the same thing over & over and expecting a different result?

The question remains--- do you even understand why the country Nigeria was set up?

You guys seem to underestimate how far we would have gone if we weren't under this life-draining contract called Nigeria?

Single moms can be very nice to the point you begin to suspect maybe there's something else inside.

I think the maternal instincts and experience with the child makes them more capable of giving love compared to their counterparts. My friend married one and their union is blissful 4 years down the line.

If anyone tells you otherwise maybe they've had bad experiences with single moms but as for me they're Mostly sweet and lovable.

I wouldn't advice you on dating or marrying them as that's a personal choice.

WEMS:
Nothing is impossible as long as you have the right tools and good store for shop lifting. Access is all that matters. People place orders sometimes using Temu or Shein websites cos things are a lot cheaper on those websites but may take little longer for delivery. You may need some virtual warehouses (check online) for such deals to be faster for your clients

Lol how you take dey pass exam, guy? Simple question, you dey yarn go where I no know.

I just wan know if you dey use this thing chop for 9ja

Do you do this successfully from Nigeria?

Snow bunny humping for economic reasons I guess. Yikes!

Na to divorce after I enter Yankee make she dey pay me support, o jare

Stevenbright:
Just like Asia is in trouble because American military is not there and the middle east and west Africa is peaceful because of the presence of American military.

You ...and Slytiger sound naive rooting for the Brits and their US allied forces in the military ops against terrorism.

The Brits and Chinese are masters at proxy warfare and espionage. Don't be surprised they are the ones financing & planting those units of 'jihadists' all over trouble spots strategically

StreetTyga:
This woman that keep face like captain Jack. Jack sparrow.

Why you get bad mouth like this? Why?

Justimi:
........All man for himself.

As a man, you are definitely on your own. Except, maybe you are from a rich and affluential family. More reason male gender commits suicide than the opposite gender.

Life of a MAN is hard, not to talk of a BROKE man.

Now imagine how hard a broke girls life is
If you as a guy can say that. Imagine how it is for a girl with no help. Maybe the parents have like 6 other mouths to feed. And she's in school.

That's why you need to get paid as a guy.

If I get paid, Like 5 other guys down the line go also chop in the process include the babes under my care.

Na why I no dey use my customers or clients joke. I dey pray for my customers and clients every day. Make God keep them for me.

As an Igbo man I know that once China never close market must dey sell.

My problem is not if market is selling. My problem is that I am always out of stock.
My market is not enough. So Oseburuwa will always come through via your bro, sis, friends, client or Customer.

That's why we say in Igbo Land that your 'chi' is different from my 'chi'

That's why we also say 'Chim ebulam' because we know the individual Divinity in us is unique and outside the main creator Chukwu Okike
Shit is crazy

caesymore:
Imo state bro

Ok I no get plug that side. I for pass you him control

Jakumo:
Sadly it is not safe to buy weed in Nigeria now that all manner of deadly chemicals are being used to contaminate the marijuana so that it becomes a gamble of life or death whenever one buys weed from criminals. Grow your own supply or QUIT is my advice to anyone living in Nigeria or indeed in any country where chemicals are now being added to cannabis for sale

Which unsafe. You no hear say drug boys cramp one container full of Canadian loud.

E depend on your dealer bro. My doctor for 9ja dey always prescribe better greens. Wey dey NAFDAC approved, my g

caesymore:
To my fellow stoners.
I've always travelled for my leave this period of the year, since 3 years now I have decided and have always used flight to travel,

Which state u dey fly go?

RealityKings:
Avoid wahala by all means ooo.
You can always look for a bike man in every new town and get good supply.
I don't want to see your face o I nairaland front page with the tag "drug trafficker". They won't consider you are just a simple user o

Why u dey advise am lol? Those airport ops guys go use am shine because of small cana wey u carry.

Question- Can cholera spread from person to person?

Answer- It is spread by eating or drinking food or water contaminated by the feces (poop 💩) of an infected person. This occurs more often in underdeveloped countries lacking proper water supplies and sewage disposal. It is not likely that cholera is spread directly from one person to another.

Nigeria na underdeveloped zoo so Ulcer, cholera, dysentery, childbirth mortality and malaria na normal happening for jungle

luminouz:
Omo I shock oh

OP doesn't know his onions....I'm not gonna tell him

So she baby sits partly and worked part time at their shop at Mandillas during the Xmas sales season.

The man was her Guardian's husband. They all lived together. She had nothing to fear or suspect following him anywhere he asks her to.

Normally, you all know how island market gets busy during the season's sales. So he asked her to go to the shop again on 25th with him to get something...

but she complained she was tired from the previous day's sales.

He told her not to worry... that'll he'll get her a room to rest in a hotel where she can sleep till he gets back from work and they'll both head home.

Few hours later, the man comes back to the hotel while she was still exhausted and fast asleep, next thing you know, she woke up to the man touching her.

She tried to resist but he had his way. 2 years down the line she has recurring traumatic response to anything sensual with a man.

Talking about it now made me realise this could of been 1 of the reasons (or the main reason) she keeps female friends as besties because I remember asking her if she swings both ways when we first met.

It's all making sense now I'm talking about it.

Besides, I'm not asking if her story was true or not because it is consistent with her response and actions. I'm interested in knowing how she'll go about her healing process without having people like you blame her for being a victim.

Someone suggested therapy but I don't know anyone here in Lagos or in the East with a history of sexual abuse counselling

Tozocalamity:
Dat man no try at all. Anyway . U can take her to see a therapist for counseling so that her healing can begin

Yeah I guess so. Seems like it's her journey and not mine. She may have to travel down that road alone. I can only support as much as I can but it's her healing not mine

MrCork:
Brother i am sensitive when it comes to

Did you fall on your head as a baby? or is comprehension a problem for you

emekalovepets:
I used to have a fwb who I didn't know had a fiance until more than a year after we started having sex

She told her guy same story as yours and they were doing no sex till marriage. They will be doing prayer meeting and all. Yet, she was still coming to me for sex.

She's telling you all these feel-good lies to massage your ego. Religious sisters don't like sharing their true sexual history, but as an OG, we know as e dey go.

I'm trying to find the connection to your analogy btw both cases but can not.

Yours is a lie told to mislead her fiance so she could get with you, right? Plus she loves the sex, abi?

Mine is different as she finds sex extremely uncomfortable and feels nothing but pains during sex while being wet and ready for penetration . Not the same. Two parallels here

MrCork:
Ol..so u found out she was rape bucuzz her puccci was tight...corrrrrect??
Ok bro..best thing to do: if u take action, he will deny it & try to calm she sleeps around so..u can either take him out quietly or let it go. Empower the babe & re-assure her & it will make her better. However, u must make sure for the time been, u are gentle wit her puccccci. It needs care & atention now!!!!((((THANK ME LATER)))))

On the contrary, I didn't find out because she's tight. It opens up properly and we take time to make sure she accommodates me well b4 thrusting gently. If you took time to read with comprehension you would not have missed out on the part where I mentioned her response during coitus.... Which is something I've noticed earlier with my former GFs.

I guess you're trying to be funny or something but it comes across as being insensitive and not having the emotional intelligence to tell when to make a joke especially in cases like this.

I would appreciate it if you did not contribute any further to this thread as your contribution is covered in mockery which you may presume to be funny/sarcastic and it isn't

budaatum:
Whatever anyone says, you, Alphamentips, are a very kind and considerate man, and you are definitely not the pig that many are.

Please bear this in mind when you read the responses you receive here.

Thanks a lot for the warm words. I don't get bothered about comments from anonymous users here.

I'm kinda concerned this issue may lead to her sex starving me if we ever get into this long term.

It feels like I'll be ignoring a vital part of our relationship if I downplay this issue and go into this cos I love sex a lot... ngl