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CelebritiesRe: Crossdresser Jay Boogie's Kidneys Fail After Failed BBL by Alphamentips: 12:18am On Nov 19, 2023
Nawao! why so angry? Abi the madam na your meal ticket? everyone knows it's a typo. Do you even know the meaning of hypocrite? LOL
Grammar done suffer today. Oyibo repete. People get issues sha lol

Squirrel1:
fucking liar. Ur bigotry won't allow u out Stella Obasanjo. Hypocrite.
CelebritiesRe: Crossdresser Jay Boogie's Kidneys Fail After Failed BBL by Alphamentips: 12:15am On Nov 19, 2023
he meant Stella, dundi

UncleKoboko:
Even Stella OBASANJO
CelebritiesRe: Crossdresser Jay Boogie's Kidneys Fail After Failed BBL by Alphamentips: 12:13am On Nov 19, 2023
DrAkpa:
Wrong information can send you to jail and people are beginning to take issues like this seriously. Stella obasanjo was the first lady who died from lipo operation complications not Miriam abacha. Miriam Abacha is still alive and well .
Think, research before posting online, lest you find yourself in DSS custody b4 the end of the year. Be guided
Oga relax nothing go happen
You could clearly see it was a typo. Calm your balls
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Loves To Sniff My Armpit by Alphamentips: 12:01am On Sep 24, 2023
benuejosh:
Both of you are dirty humans cohibiting and fornicating in the name of girlfriend and boyfriend. Repent and save your souls.
Nahhh... you are the dirty one here bro. I love the way my armpit smells especially after having a bath. I dont fancy sniffing at other people's own but i wouldn't mind if my girl loves to sniff on mine though.

When i'm stressed out it kinda relaxes me cheesy... and i think it's partly because i smell like my dad ... and his smell is so comforting
RomanceRe: A Crime Being Handsome? by Alphamentips: 11:58pm On Sep 23, 2023
Learn to use women and people to your advantage.
But be subtle about it
CrimeRe: Poor Living Conditions At A Nigerian Prison (Video, Photos) by Alphamentips: 4:12pm On Sep 05, 2023
UDUJ:
Even my dog can't live in such conditions. This is horrifying.
I swear, i'm not wealthy but my dog chop pass Nigerian prisoners and it's a shame because we allocate 91billion naira this year 2023 to Prisons, where is the money going to??
CrimeRe: Poor Living Conditions At A Nigerian Prison (Video, Photos) by Alphamentips: 4:08pm On Sep 05, 2023
Google how much Nigerian Prisons dey collect monthly you go shock. Wardens done chop the whole money finish as usual.
Foreign AffairsRe: Explosive Crisis In Niger Sends Shockwaves Through Gas Supply Chain To The West by Alphamentips: 10:12am On Aug 11, 2023
thisisit:
Waooh.. You nailed it!!


1. So anytime igbo, Yoruba and Hausa are fighting each other.. The foreign micromanagers of Nigeria GAINS.
2. Nigeria is ALL ABOUT OIL & GAS, not Democracy or Humanity.
3. Africa is all about mineral Resources, not humanity..

Unfortunately, 90% of Africans are gullible, myopic and parochial. We hardly stand for something.

Former Petroleum minister of Nigeria said.. He is for nobody. His for everybody. Meaning, he is for nothing.

Hope it wouldn't be too late before we regain Consciousness in Africa and Nigeria.
Imagine country wey give ex criminal 4 Billy per month to protect what he would have formerly put some C4s on and blown to pieces.

How much Mbappe dey collect ?? Chai Nigeria!! huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Explosive Crisis In Niger Sends Shockwaves Through Gas Supply Chain To The West by Alphamentips: 9:57am On Aug 11, 2023
Just went tru your other posts mehn... Both Bubu, BAT, GEJ et al na bast.rds

I really don't see Nigeria doing what Niger did with or without Russian affiliation bruh

And why can't I upload pics here?? Its not just Niger, Morocco and Algeria but that particular pipeline supplies gas to the Gulf of Guinea of the Atlantic Ocean- Cape Lopez in Gabon, north and west to Cape Palmas in Liberia. It's a global interconnected pipleline
Foreign AffairsRe: Explosive Crisis In Niger Sends Shockwaves Through Gas Supply Chain To The West by Alphamentips: 9:54am On Aug 11, 2023
Alchemy528:
There's no problem
I guess you meant- this regime will favor me and my family abi? 🤡
BusinessRe: What Can One Do To Convince Customers To Pay Before Delivery by Alphamentips: 11:53am On Jul 28, 2023
Pay on Delivery is the way forward. It's more expensive though for the seller because he needs to have stock nationwide for swift delivery to be possible
BusinessRe: What Can One Do To Convince Customers To Pay Before Delivery by Alphamentips: 11:52am On Jul 28, 2023
bamidele89:
Pay on Delivery in Nigerian is really something else
To the OP
Add your delivery fee to the goods u are selling and let the customers know that you are doing free shipping
Go to Instagram and search for delivery/logistics with cheap rate and use them
That all

Hi pls do you still have this woman's contact? My delivery guy in Kano use matchete for my neck

Whenever I have goods to deliver in kano
I use a woman I saw on Instagram she deliver 400naira per delivery for me
Is she still functional. Mine is expensive. If yes I need her contact
PoliticsRe: What If: Is The World Supporting Pedophiles by Alphamentips: 4:21pm On Apr 21, 2023
the US just erased a bill that criminalizes sex with minors (if they consent)

So... yes the US does support sex with minors if by the world you mean the West.
PhonesRe: Who else Is Having This Geniex Notification Pop Up Every Time? by Alphamentips: 1:56pm On Apr 15, 2023
Geniex na very nonsense app. Them force am on Infinix users only. You can't disable the notifications and all. It's one of the sole reasons I'll never buy an Infinix phone again.

That Geniex notification and all those Palm Store unstoppable notifications. It's just privacy policy violation
InvestmentRe: What Will 277 Dollars Do For You by Alphamentips: 8:19am On Feb 21, 2023
I know a bit about digital marketing. How do you set this affiliate thing up?

What platform did you register? Expe.tanire? Stak3cut or Cl1ckbank? And do you use email marketing (if yes, which one) and how do you source traffic?
RomanceRe: Cash Of 200k Or Gift Of 200k - Which One Is Better? by Alphamentips: 12:30pm On Feb 14, 2023
E too much. How much be rent for Transekulu? You guys play too much angry

Omo people problem different o. But sha give am 50k gift. 150 cash. But then it's a bit over the top
SportsRe: Eguavoen: How We ‘Tamed’ Mohamed Salah by Alphamentips: 10:36am On Jan 12, 2022
The Pharos played Salah as a lone striker so it was easy to lock him out. Both teams defended well esp Ahmed Hegazi that guy is a solid defender.

I would have subbed Salah on the 75th min if I was the head coach.
Christianity EtcRe: Salvation Ministries Building Collapsed In Asaba by Alphamentips: 10:22am On Jan 12, 2022
Nobody knows when the Grim Reaper will come snatch up a soul. So before you leave your house every morning make sure you've said everything you need to your loved ones.

Tell them you love them and be spiritually clean because the deceased didn't leave their houses thinking it would be their last day on earth. The unsuspecting cold hands of death can grab any soul within reach w/o being warned.

RIP to the dead. So sad they lost their lives in a building meant to save them
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger Police Seize Record 200kg Of Cocaine From Mayor's Car by Alphamentips: 7:43pm On Jan 05, 2022
Bricks � major bricks
E no get how this case no go chop 1 or 2 heads
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s inflation rate may be among world’s highest in 2022 – World Bank by Alphamentips:
Himtulie247:
What is funny is how the cow herder was able to become President Twice under una watch grin cheesy grin
Nigeria was not structured to make it's citizens grow or expand individually. Nigeria literally exists mainly because of oil. Which the politicians submit on a platter of gold to the Colonial masters especially the Rockerfellers
BusinessRe: How Genuine Is Ronald Nzimora by Alphamentips: 4:02pm On Dec 17, 2021
cescky:
he could be referring to his friend akin alabi
Yeah almost forgot about Senior man Akin
BusinessRe: How Genuine Is Ronald Nzimora by Alphamentips: 8:06am On Dec 17, 2021
Ronald na sure man. Feel free to purchase the course. I don't know about the billionaire mentee thou... if it's Toyin Omotosho or Precious NG those could pass for Billionaires (not too sure about Toyin thou) and not too sure he mentored Precious NG too
HealthRe: Could Cold Weather Be Responsible For The Sudden Increase In Covid-19 Cases by Alphamentips: 8:00am On Dec 17, 2021
Maybe it's not the cold weather... maybe it's the news variant called Omicron.

Almost everyone is coughing and wheezing like a Xmas goat. The annoying part is they don't wear a mask and let it off w/o covering their mouths. Lots of people are down with malaria symptoms too.. I stay always on my mask after I tested positive.

And I've also gotten my Vaccine shot

HealthRe: . by Alphamentips(op): 8:21pm On Dec 10, 2021
malikombi:
Testing positive to covid 19 is no longer a big deal.
The scariest test of all time is ARV abi na AVR (HIV screening)
Funny enough, something will prompt you to take the test and the relief you get after it comes out negative is out of this world.
Well I understand why you say that. Maybe it's because we're Africans and covid don't seem to affect us as badly as oyibos. But then HIV/AIDS is manageable with medicines COVID on the other hand kills in weeks if it gets to your lungs
Health. by Alphamentips(op):
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FamilyRe: I Think My Marriage Is In Trouble Please Help! by Alphamentips:
The only way to keep a married woman completely loyal is to let her know you can walk away anytime she begins to get over her head
PropertiesRe: How I Managed Light Situation In My Apartment (DIY Guide) by Alphamentips:
lasthero:
I looked around online on jumia, jiji and konga for ranges of 500watt inverters and chargers. After a rigorous check and comparison, I settled for this (picture attached) for 35k.
Nice one bro. I'm a bit of a handyman too but this seems a bit extreme for me. I'm thinking about getting a 1500 Watt home inverter as I no fit de house w/o Ac

So in my case, like how much do you think I should budget for both inverter, solar panels and batteries? Workmanship fee excluded?

I can see 1.5kva inverters online ranging from 13k to 20k for solar inverters and put to 80 - 200k for normal ones. Which is better?

I can see chargers online for 9k - 12k.
And finally, how many Watt solar panel should I buy?

FamilyRe: See What My Daughter Discovered In Her Step Mum's Phone Last Night by Alphamentips:
Nairaland na small pikin dem full here. You should have 1 or 2 close male friends who are good with women. Whenever I have relationship issues I call on my two best player friends. They always have the perfect advice..

In this case, before going for the child paternity test you should have a plan in mind if 'your kids' aren't yours.

Plan 1- will you send her packing?
Plan 2- condone it and get your own side chicks?
Plan 3- what if 1 of the kids is yours and the other isn't? Do you stick with her or chase her away and pay child support monthly?

It's a hard one bro.
I'm not married so I don't think I'll have the right answers.

But go for the test then decide what next to do depending on the result. Wahala too much
RomanceRe: She Called Me And Said Her Pastor Said We Are Not Compatible by Alphamentips: 11:25am On Nov 21, 2021
Bro you de effe up oh. If I be babe I no sure say I go fit date you sef. You talk way too much... Babe wey u for ignore her calls for like 2 whole centuries make she get small tension on top your matter. And since u know shes on NL why u dey update your matter here? It makes you look needy.

Girls want a man who keeps them on their toes always trying to get his validation

You sound like you never swallow the Red Pill yet

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