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Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To The 2016 US Basketball Team by Alpharezz(m): 10:53pm On Jun 28, 2016

lolawilliams:
king james did what no one has ever done in the NBA finals history, he took his team to game7, its not easy. He said he'ld be resting while the olympics is going on.

Curry also is injury, he has to perform a surgery on his leg before the season starts.

tanchu
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Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To The 2016 US Basketball Team by Alpharezz(m): 6:28pm On Jun 28, 2016

King James and Curry no go? https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/6zFMNVo.gif

Family › Re: A Nairalander's Son First Birth Day On Earth. by Alpharezz(m): 4:53pm On Jun 28, 2016

iaamxavier:
ur wife is good for fvcking

You think you have the mindset of a 40 year old? Think again you're too stupid to be 17 sef.

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Family › Re: A Nairalander's Son First Birth Day On Earth. by Alpharezz(m): 4:48pm On Jun 28, 2016

Qmerit:
KENDRICK OSEAHUMEN,since you came, it has been laughter all the way for the better, we have no other way to thank you than to celebrate you with Unending love, undivided attention, everlasting affection and endless care. These are the things that we can do for you, our dear KENDRICK happy first birthday here on earth! You are flavored by Favor! Cheers every1 loves you!

Egbon congrats to you son may his life be long.
So cute.

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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Shares Video With Obesere As ''Nigeria's Sexiest Video Vixen' by Alpharezz(m): 4:43pm On Jun 28, 2016

Onijagidijagan:
na obesere popularised this igbo woman. chai

Family › Re: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 4:39pm On Jun 28, 2016

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Celebrities › Re: Michy Shatta, Whose Saggy Boobs Caused A Stir On Red Carpet Claps Back At Trolls by Alpharezz(m): 4:26pm On Jun 28, 2016

my reaction every time I see those slippers
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Celebrities › Re: Osas And Gbenro Ajibade Welcome A Baby Girl by Alpharezz(m): 10:25am On Jun 28, 2016

Congrats to the Couple.
and
as
for
You

youngest85:
mtchew....na girl sef

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Celebrities › Re: Michy Shatta: Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet Is Shatta Wale's Wife by Alpharezz(m): 10:22am On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Dey guy don turn my bestie.....

Celebrities › Re: Michy Shatta: Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet Is Shatta Wale's Wife by Alpharezz(m): 10:17am On Jun 28, 2016

BuddhaPalm:
It depends man.
I remember some girl who saved my number as "bestie".
Let's just say I was far from being her friend.

Celebrities › Re: Michy Shatta: Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet Is Shatta Wale's Wife by Alpharezz(m): 10:02am On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:
See as my heartbeat don increase because of you

No zone am o

Celebrities › Re: Michy Shatta: Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet Is Shatta Wale's Wife by Alpharezz(m): 11:10pm On Jun 27, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Bestie.... Thank you

Chai Bestie-Zone

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Romance › Re: When You Finally Join The Beard Gang But Your Crush Still Doesn't Notice You by Alpharezz(m): 11:03pm On Jun 27, 2016

ForeverYoung197:
Having a beard is really a turn off. Its like you are carrying a bushes under your chin and it really looks creepy that some little creatures hiding behind those bush.

jisos calm yer tits

Romance › Re: Chaii Which Kind Breast Is This Abeg by Alpharezz(m): 10:52pm On Jun 27, 2016

Warrisdis?

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:40pm On Jun 27, 2016

17. “Go and wait for me in my staff room.”

That moment you get sent to the land of no return.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:40pm On Jun 27, 2016

16. “Everyone bring out your notes.”

When you hear this when your note isn’t complete.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:39pm On Jun 27, 2016

15. “Come and collect it at the end of the term.”

What you hear when contraband gets seized.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:39pm On Jun 27, 2016

14. “Please one spoon/one base.”

When your friend won’t just allow you drink your garri in peace.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:38pm On Jun 27, 2016

13. “Just give me 5 minutes out of your break time.”

When your class is still stuck and you can see everyone else outside.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:37pm On Jun 27, 2016

12. “When is your next free period?”

When a teacher wants to use style to steal your free period.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:36pm On Jun 27, 2016

11. “LAST JUNIOR!”

When a senior shouts this and you just run for your life.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:35pm On Jun 27, 2016

10. “The principal is calling you.”

The scariest thing you could ever hear.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:34pm On Jun 27, 2016

9. “Everybody move out for prep.”

The absolute worst.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:32pm On Jun 27, 2016

8. “All of you kneel down there.”

When you get dragged into group punishment that doesn’t concern you.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:30pm On Jun 27, 2016

7. “I’ll be calling out your scores.”

When you know the whole class will see your shame.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:28pm On Jun 27, 2016

6. “Results are out.”
When this sentence puts the fear of God in you.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:26pm On Jun 27, 2016

5. “PENS UP!”

When you know you’ve already failed.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:25pm On Jun 27, 2016

4. “You have just 10 minutes more.”
When you haven’t even finished answering half the questions.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:23pm On Jun 27, 2016

3. “Everyone tear out a sheet of paper.”

When a test you didn’t plan for is about to go down.

Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:22pm On Jun 27, 2016

2. “What was the last thing I said?”
You always get asked this when you weren’t paying any attention.

Jokes Etc › 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(op): 10:21pm On Jun 27, 2016

1. “ALL STAND GREET!”
The pain you feel when that annoying teacher enters the class.

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Travel › Re: The Unofficial Guide To Crossing Roads In Nigeria by Alpharezz(m): 10:18pm On Jun 27, 2016

lmao, can you please tell me how to add a text under an image.

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