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Celebrities › Re: Falz Shows Off His BET Award [PICS] by Alpharezz(m): 8:20pm On Jun 27, 2016

Onijagidijagan:
Always yoruba boys since 1940. It was Yemi Alade and wizkid(Yorubas) that shared the Nigerian's votes and preventing huge star like wizkid frm winning in the other category.

skepta another yoruba boy won d uk category.

Anso

Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:15pm On Jun 27, 2016

13. When you think it’s over, then this song restarts it.
Mum: For in Jesus name we pray
Me : AMEN !!!
Mum: (Singing )
who can battle with the Lord
Source:www.zikoko.com

Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:13pm On Jun 27, 2016

12. When your mother still prays right after you just lead closing prayers.

Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:12pm On Jun 27, 2016

11. When the person that is meant to lead closing prayer starts off with another song.

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Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:12pm On Jun 27, 2016

10. When the devotion was meant to last 30 minutes and 1 hour has already passed.

Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:11pm On Jun 27, 2016

9. Your parents, when they catch you dozing off.

Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:10pm On Jun 27, 2016

8. When your parents turn the devotion into a full-blown Sunday service.

Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:09pm On Jun 27, 2016

7. Your father, when he hears you and your siblings gisting.

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Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:08pm On Jun 27, 2016

6. When your mother starts using what you did during the week to preach.

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Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:07pm On Jun 27, 2016

5. You, trying your best to not fall asleep.

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Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:06pm On Jun 27, 2016

4. When your mother decides to lead praise & worship, so you know you will clap tire.

Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:05pm On Jun 27, 2016

3. When your whole family is waiting for you to lead opening prayer.

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Jokes Etc › Re: 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:05pm On Jun 27, 2016

2. When you open your eyes and it’s still pitch black outside.

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Jokes Etc › 13 Pictures That Accurately Describe Morning Devotions In Nigerian Homes by Alpharezz(op): 6:04pm On Jun 27, 2016

1. How your parents come to wake you up in the morning:

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Celebrities › Re: Dbanj Stylish In Blue Agbada And Red Sneakers by Alpharezz(m): 5:20pm On Jun 24, 2016

People dae try pass Egbon dae block road undecided

Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 1:12pm On Jun 24, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:

Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 1:01pm On Jun 24, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc66ff]Hmmm. You sound like me though.[/color]

That's cos I keep up with pop culture and I like to think I'm socially inclined.... And I watch a lot of foreign movies.

Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 12:56pm On Jun 24, 2016

atoleybaba:
"the happily ever after ending" part will be posted very soon. Have been busy

We still dae wait o no mind KingCheezyPuff.

Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 12:52pm On Jun 24, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc66ff]•You talk like me and you know the hashtag.
....Are you Afro American or? What?[/color]

Am Nigerian, a full blooded Nigeria

Celebrities › Re: “Van Vicker Never Slept With My Wife” – Dr Kulah Makes A U-turn, Apologises by Alpharezz(m): 9:19pm On Jun 23, 2016

Oshogbo weed at work.

Celebrities › Re: Braless Stephanie Coker Flaunts Nipples, Fans Complain As She Slams Them by Alpharezz(m): 9:16pm On Jun 23, 2016

How is this news?

Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 9:10pm On Jun 23, 2016

Still a black rights activist i see.
#BlackLivesMatter

cc KingCheezyPuff

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Alpharezz(m): 12:42pm On Jun 22, 2016

My Vote goes to
1) MissGdope
2) Mimzy
3) Ivvy
4) Refiner
Cc Nljega

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Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 10:37pm On Jun 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc66ff]•°yep.So I best go.
Bye....and a Imean this 1fer you [/color]

Bye [color=#cc66ff]Cheezy[/color] cheesy

Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 10:19pm On Jun 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#f50057]•Well em, you done brought me back [/color]

Oh well, Welcome back, hope you aint finna become an activist again?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Caught Posing As A Female To Attract Men by Alpharezz(m): 10:12pm On Jun 21, 2016

And someone was fixing to hit this. tufiakwa

Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 10:05pm On Jun 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc66ff]•BOY!!! I wasn't even talking ta you! [/color]

I figured, i was just wishing you a safe trip outta the thread cheesy

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Health › Re: Am I Infected With Measles Or Heat Rash? by Alpharezz(m): 10:00pm On Jun 21, 2016

LoLz Some Nairalanders and their zero chill.

Romance › Re: The 7th Pic On Your Phone by Alpharezz(m): 9:42pm On Jun 21, 2016

princealexndre:
mine.

dude was like dayuuuuam, nba gay.

Romance › Re: If Simba And Nala Were Black Americans In Lion King #thelionking(photos) by Alpharezz(m): 9:37pm On Jun 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#f50057]•I don't care!! Just keep this mess off front page!!
.....bye [/color]

Bye Felicia.

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Romance › Re: To All The Guys, How Would You Feel If Your New Babe Said This?????? by Alpharezz(m): 9:35pm On Jun 21, 2016

MRBrownJ:
wh0res are everywhere, and they are now even bold to tell these donkeys how to toast/defraud others, in order to pamper her lazy self.
WHO ARE THESE DONKEYS THAT ACTUALLY ACCEPT SUCH NONSENSE!!!!

I will say no more.

Romance › Re: New To Nairaland!!! Where Are All The Cute Guys At???? by Alpharezz(m): 9:32pm On Jun 21, 2016

curvysola:
hi people

Nne please lead me not into temptation. Carry ur nyash and swerve b4 you make me join Vaseline Crew biko.

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