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SpyAC:
God hv mercy on u

amen

I'm in tears right now

BREAKING NEWS!!!

NIGERIAN DOCTOR KILLS A CORONAVIRUS PATIENT OUT OF FRUSTRATION OVER HIS FAILURE TO RESPOND TO TREATMENT.

A Nigerian doctor based in gwagwalada FCT-Abuja , Doctor Peterb Ogbemudia has been fingered in the killing of a patient under his care.

It happened that Dr. Ogbemudia had been attending to a Covid19 patient for over a week.

Dr Ogbemudia is a graduate of one of the first generation universities in Nigeria and was the best graduating student in his set.

He is into private practice and is renowned for hard work and success in his work. He however had a 4 week-old who is said to be having a nasal discharge and dry cough and fever for some days. He had given several medications but with no response.

Out of annoyance he took the life of the patient this morning. Everybody was surprised at his action. However, a reliable source revealed it to the press that the doctor's action was due to some "PRESSURE".

Dr Ogbemudia is a Veterinary Doctor and his patient was a 4-week old Broiler who was not responding to treatment. So he slaughtered the chicken and used it to make pepper soup...

Una too like bad news

Stay home and be Safe, maintain
A possitve attitude, we will surely prevail in this times...



Dis goes out to all you beautiful people out there, i believe we all in a bad mood due to the lockdown with no support from the govt or whatsoever, we're strong people and forever we'll remain strong IJN; i hope dis piece put a smile on ur face... May the risen Lord bless, guide and protect us all from the ongoing pandemic, Amen!

cRobo:
natural selection will take course

those whose immunity can't stand the virus will die and the rest will die

you can call it judgement day(s)

I won't say a word

nobi small thing o

CoronaVirusPro:
Front page ke!

It can never get to front-page when Reginal Daniels or Snake is not in the topic.


Op should just change topic to Regina Daniels starts are monthly menstruation. And you will see it on front page instantly.

jonzin mods, em no sabi em job be dat

CoronaVirusPro:
Na full synthetic oil dey this girl head.

Not all this feminist littering Nairaland that run on high mileage adulterated base oil

Beauty and the brains


Somebody shld pls tell dis mumu mods to take dis epic screenshots to FP, I can’t wait to read Nigerians take on dis piece

Rocktaion & Farano abi na faragbe lo si FP

Pls don’t call me to ask for my best price, like I said “not negotiable” the phn is clean and untouched. I bought the XS already

150k flat

Very clean

I don’t blv dis Jubril thang but one thang I knw is ”anytin is possible in Nigeria”

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KeriBaby:
170k and I'm in Phc what's ur location

KeriBaby:
What's ur number

185k last, lagos 08120212829

08120212829

power900:
seems the phone s battery has been deep fried like a barbecue,cos for someone who is not in lagos to post a phone pics with one percent on it_lol

em dey fry barbecue for ur village? plus u really need to change ur phn, i can see 11% and 10% frm mine; wher u got 1% frm?? somebody help! who is dis guy??

power900:
smh for you bro trend carefully, i m sure you have something more than words to back up anything you say, not everyone on nl cant be traced!!

WTF is dis nigga saying? who can translate pls?

power900:
ym sepllnigs aitn rgiht btu comnom snece shluod tlel yuo whta i am wrtining of!!! ripper!!!

lol ther u go again... "#RIPPER"? wht u think a RIPPER is? or u meant REAPER hahahaahahahahaha, i am laughn my ass off OLODO OSHI! go back to sch u idiot! ive got my eyes on u now; ill always reply ur rubbish texts whn less busy

MotorConnectz:
150k?

no deal

power900:
really?for this scrab?

its scrap and not scrab... if u aint buying, hit on d next thread! must u spit trash on ppls thread? is d seller forcing u to buy? "https://www.nairaland.com/3462689/macbook-sale-80k-flat" dats ur thread, look at ur spellings, did u also notice ur phn cams quality? mumu

sirlop:
don't mind him..I priced 25k and he shouted no deal...He shld either eat it or bury it..

oga titus! to buy an ipad nobi by force na, there are berra deals for u on ikj. a tecno pad, infinix tab or berra still an ipad 3 loaded wif fufu since ur afraid to come get mine wif a gun...plus the whilte ipad 2 u priced at 25k has been sold at its fixed price #growup

power900:
that guy that price 25k, you better call him back before he sees my posts, an advice

lol, i ain't begging for buyers

power900:
i will pay 15k, before you oblige you should know ipad3 is way out of line, it doesnt even recieve support and update anymore

come wif a gun to be specific AR15 so u don't get to pay at all

Sa

Scratch free

borntosuccess:
seems some ppl have failed

yes o

Fela was jailed in 1984 for having in his possession the
sum of '£1,600 pounds meant for the entire band of 26
persons, at the Murtala Mohammed Airport, on their way
to Europe for a scheduled concert.
He was tried by a Judge, Okoro-Idogwu and sentenced to
prison for a period of 5 years under Major General
Muhammadu Buhari.
Buhari's draconian law then states that no Nigerian
should be in possession of more than £500, but
exemption of course was given to military personnel and
to those who have earned the foreign exchange
legitimately.
So, if all the 26 member band were to hold £500 each,
they sure would have had £13,000 legitimate money.
Fela was at the Airport with his manager, an European,
Rikki Stein, who also had in his possession papers to
show, Fela earned the said money legitimately from a
previous overseas tour.
Yet, despite all these glaring evidences, Fela was
prevented from going for that scheduled trip, his son
Femi and the rest of the band however made the trip and
it was a great success.
The government of Major General Muhammadu Buhari
in the meantime had other ideas, namely this -
Fela, their vocal critic must be sent to jail.
Quickly and Sharply arraigned in court, the judge
promptly sentenced Fela to a 10 year jail term on 2
counts, but to serve the terms, concurrently for a 5 year
jail sentence.
That was September of 1984!
Fela was to be adequately punished and transfered to
Maiduguri prisons.
It was on an auspicious day in August of 1985 .....
Nigerians woke up to the broadcast of General
Dogonyaro in which this historic words were uttered:
"Fellow Nigerians....
The Nigerian public has been made to believe that the
slow pace of action of the Federal Government headed
by Major-General Muhammadu Buhari was due to the
enormity of the problems left by the last civilian
administration.
Although it is true that a lot of problems were left behind
by the last civilian government, the real reason, however,
for the very slow pace of action is due to lack of
unanimity of purpose among the ruling body;
subsequently, the business of governance has gradually
been subjected to ill-motivated power play
considerations. The ruling body, the Supreme Military
Council, has, therefore, progressively been made
redundant by the actions of a select few members
charged with the day-to-day implementation of the SMC’s
policies and decision.
The concept of collective leadership has been substituted
by stubborn and ill advised unilateral actions, thereby
destroying the principles upon which the government
came to power. Any effort made to advise the leadership,
met with stubborn resistance and was viewed as a
challenge to authority or disloyalty.
Thus, the scene was being set for systematic elimination
of what, was termed oppositions. All the energies of the
rulership were directed at this imaginary opposition
rather than to effective leadership.
The result of this misdirected effort is now very evident
in the country as a whole. The government has started to
drift. The economy does not seem to be getting any
better as we witness daily increased inflation.
The nation’s meager resources are once again being
wasted on unproductive ventures. Government has
distanced itself from the people and the yearnings and
aspirations of the people as constantly reflected in the
media have been ignored.
This is because a few people have arrogated to
themselves the right to make the decisions for the larger
part of the ruling body.
~Brigadier Joshua Nimyel Dogonyaro, in the Coup
Speech that overthrew Buhari On August 27, 1985"
And shortly after Buhari took over, same Judge, Justice
Okoro-Idogwu that sentenced Fela, found his way to a
hospital in Maiduguri, where Fela had been admitted due
to the harsh realities of prison sentence in the harshest
environment.
Either by acts of commission or omission, covert or
consciousness, conscience or overt, justice Okoro-
Idogwu made straight for Fela's bed where he tendered
an apology to Fela, and according to Fela, "the judge don
beg o"!
As we were all made to believe, the judge confessed that
the government of Major General Muhammadu Buhari
prevailed on him to jail Fela at all costs...
Fela did nothing wrong but his hands were proverbially,
tied!
With this Revelation and the relief that the people felt
from being liberated from the tyrannical rule of
Muhammadu Buhari, the new ruler, General Ibrahim
Badamasi Babangida, promptly ordered Fela brought to
the Benin prisons and a few weeks later had him released
to the joys of the Good people of the federal Republic of
Nigeria....
The aftermath of this inglorious episode in the history of
this country was the release of one of Fela Anikulapo
Kuti's most endearing and profoundly soulful songs, a
critical as well as a mega commercial success that earned
Fela a Grammy Award nomination -
Beast Of No Nation

computerboy:
110k? Not anymore. Unless a user is selling

Oga a used iphn6 16Gb is sold for 140-145k dpending on its color

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