₦airaland Forum

funmisticqueen:
that's true,you are no longer the last virgin of Nairaland. So how was it, is his penis small? Did he use your virginity to soak garri? did he sleep with you like a
ram in heat why you were lying down, thinking of england and faking an orgasm just to make it stop sooner?

Virgins never enjoy honeymoon sex na. Soon you will be wider than most commercial sex workers.

Funmisticqueen u are trying my patience ?
If I curse u .......na suffer go be ur portion ,

As 4 me , am still a virgin ....d rites is still pending so am still a virgin banza eleriburuku

funmisticqueen:
so why are two fake friends fighting and calling each other lesbians. Did her husband make moves on you?

blindcow she said I shud post my semi-nudes dats y I called her a lesbian

konkonbilo:
Early morning drama

and so ?

funmisticqueen:
Fake bravado to hide real pain. So there is truly trouble in paradise? Don't worry i am waiting for the post where you use an alternate monicker to post martial problems for 'your friend'

Besides I am not ready to marry yet and join your misery

Amatarasha won't get into matrimonial gbege my dear hypocrite "Men are bad my foot"
.......
Such flimsy excuses

Rekhina:
Airs like in hair funmilayo ?Not that I wish her bad but she shud know marriage is wat I have been into b4 is so overated , I look like a skeleton when I was in my matrimonial home now am getting fat , maybe her marriage will last

It not just everyone's calling

Nne forget that Biko........... Marriage is like ABC to me ok ..for me to be a comedian hw will my husband I tells joke after sex allow devil in .............tell me another Tory

Rekhina:
As if ur marriage is long-term
Lesbian girl

Witches
......my marriage is forever hahahaha hahaha

funmisticqueen:
I cannot be jealous of your condition. I can only pity you for what is to come. Keep enjoying the calm before the storm. Happy married life

Just shut up , ....everyone knows am a beautiful nurse who works diligently ,
.... ...........dis ur comment reeks of sympathy ,am forcEd to say dis to u FUNMI " Go n marry "

funmisticqueen:
keep telling yourself that, like love is what will keep a marriage.

Amatarasha Wait o! Why would your husband consciously choose to love a mad woman? Unless you are being used for something.........

Omg ......... Ok dats it .

Did u just call me mad , ..madam hippopotamus? ,

funmisticqueen:
keep telling yourself that, like love is what will keep a marriage.

Wait o! Why would your husband consciously choose to love a mad woman? Unless you are being used for something.........

U are just so jealous of me hahahaha

Bigcowhorn come and see her

funmisticqueen:
keep telling yourself that, like love is what will keep a marriage

husbandsnatcher dats wat u are ! ......every minute n hour u are talking about my husband !
Men him again and bear d consequences

funmisticqueen:
a haughty spirit does come before a fall. conduct yourself properly and stop embarrassing your husband.

my husband loves me even if am a madwoman ok

funmisticqueen:
interesting. Weren't you both lesbian partners before?

Thunder fir....u don't provoke me

E Doctor cleaner .......go n mub d clinic

funmisticqueen:
a haughty spirit does come before a fall. conduct yourself properly and stop embarrassing your husband.

If not 4 all dis stxxxd mods I would av said " you are mad"
.........y calling my husband ?

Newguyhere:
who is the unfortunate guy that eventually wifed you up?
The mentality of some men that marry women past their prime bites me

woeva

DGratias:
welcome ma'am. HML

Yes tank God u know am old enough , and tanks 4 d ma'am..............
Funmisticqueen will be heartbroken by now

Rekhina:
Your semi-nudes honeymoon photos Or we believe u aren't married

go and sitdown my friend ...........u are just an unrepented lesbian ....change my dear

Starboytwo:
Welcome back milady

sweetie

MVPtesley:
I dont think so

Dont deny me baby , I know u are chenzen or something !

Newguyhere:
who is the unfortunate guy that eventually wifed you up?
The mentality of some men that marry women past their prime bites me

So what is wrong with me

Wat is dat bad character I possess

MVPtesley:
who is Amatarasha

ur sweetheart

IamPlato:
Which One

Eric kane

IamPlato:
see Your Mouth

Danny walker !


Pls complete dat novel pls

johnkey:
That's why I always go for them young and pure at heart, 16-19 these days if you're above 20 i japa for you.

paedophile

Rekhina:
Metaphysical ur purdah wife is here

That woman wrapper smh

IamPlato:
See Who Entered!


Nairaland Is In Trouble...

People like bamidelee ,chenzen Astrog Ubunja*** etc are in trouble ,

Deepfeel:
Madam amatarasha welcome back o we are both married now so let's respect each other from now on always address me with Sir

Ok got it ....





But I pity ur wife , u are a weakling my dear .....just joking


So how is ur kids

funmisticqueen:
We moved on without you. Hopefully you acquire sense in your marriage

who are the "we"

U aren't my friend ,no now god forbid !

Not among besides ,I miss them

Dathypebruv:
Lmao...

ILegendd's Hen comes to my mind whenever i see this name... ' AMATARASHA '

enjoy my dear

Honeymoon so sweet and juicy


Where are my friends and my sweethearts

Starboytwo:
Bleep off

Now you are talking